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Title: Milton Martinez is the man, but...
Post by: HiResDes on May 15, 2022, 05:24:50 AM
I wish he wouldn't have landed that Car Wash kickflip before Dustin Dollin landed his, because Dustin's was so much gnarlier and popped high.
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Post by: roba on May 15, 2022, 05:27:01 AM
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Post by: HiResDes on May 15, 2022, 05:28:22 AM
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Post by: disappointed on May 15, 2022, 06:20:53 AM
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No way!! Definitely not ok! First Tony snakes Tas with the 900, and then Milton steals Dollin’s trick. Definitely some sort of anti-Aussie agenda to wreck their careers. And couldn’t have happened to two nicer blokes. ;D
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Post by: cherry on May 15, 2022, 06:48:01 AM
Personally id be so much more stoked to see Dustin kickflip the car wash that my eyeballs would scrub any memory of Milton Martinez existing


Or they should do it back to back in the rain
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Post by: Rune Spliffberg on May 15, 2022, 07:06:14 AM
neither of them compare to the legendary fakie kickturn done into the bank by skateboarder whose name i am forgetting
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Post by: Deputy Wendell on May 15, 2022, 07:28:24 AM
(https://media.giphy.com/media/8xaQ18KZGIGUmqerSr/giphy.gif)
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Post by: TheLurper on May 15, 2022, 09:54:53 AM
For MILFORD!

(or whatever that kid's name is)
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Post by: shannamal on May 15, 2022, 03:39:17 PM
you should tell him
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Post by: h00man on May 15, 2022, 04:00:44 PM
didnt DM him to tell him like a man.

Kooked.
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Post by: Bryanferry on May 15, 2022, 04:02:55 PM
Let’s Re name it the Dustin car wash
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Post by: Jehoshaphat Augustus on May 15, 2022, 04:36:42 PM
For MILFORD!

(or whatever that kid's name is)
https://youtu.be/acOwvuKQacg
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Post by: igrindtwinkies on May 15, 2022, 04:46:25 PM
Dollin committed harder and was way closer to landing it then I ever imagined him getting, but I don't think he would have ever rolled away.
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Post by: ziggy on May 15, 2022, 05:40:37 PM
I wish he wouldn't have landed that Car Wash kickflip before Dustin Dollin landed his, because Dustin's was so much gnarlier and popped high.

hi Dustin
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Post by: Madam, I'm Adam on May 15, 2022, 05:57:25 PM
Let’s Re name it the Dustin car wash

And rename kickflips Dustins.
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Post by: goodatmeth on May 15, 2022, 06:07:03 PM
Speaking of the car wash, just skipped through that god speed "a year with the homies" and midlers back 3 was the first one he put down? He made it look like nothing, not a single fall
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Post by: big_kev_215 on May 15, 2022, 06:08:14 PM
All of is talk is meaningless until we get a Jeff Dechesare double lazerflip into the car wash
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Post by: doublesteveburger on May 15, 2022, 06:28:02 PM
dustins coulda been hellride but he fellride



also don’t forget milton turned his ankle into something ducky would skate
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Post by: Dooky-shoes on May 15, 2022, 06:34:01 PM
Australia is a continent full of rapists and thieves, thats why no one respects them.
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Post by: versacekid420 on May 15, 2022, 07:18:24 PM
dude he is never gonna go back to do it. i wanna say he even said that in an interview years ago but i can’t even remember if it was print or video where he said that. either way dm it to him or keep it as a thought. not thread worthy
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Post by: cookiecuttersuburb on May 15, 2022, 07:56:10 PM
Milton broke his ankle there and still went straight back the moment he was healthy enough to do so.  I don’t care if you’re entire career / life has been a complete kookfest that’s a boss move if I’ve ever seen one.
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Post by: versacekid420 on May 15, 2022, 07:58:35 PM
Milton broke his ankle there and still went straight back the moment he was healthy enough to do so.  I don’t care if you’re entire career / life has been a complete kookfest that’s a boss move if I’ve ever seen one.
what was it that he was doing exactly
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Post by: Prostate Exam on May 16, 2022, 12:25:09 AM
didnt DM him to tell him like a man.

Kooked.

He probably did. Now we know why Dustin quit social media.
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Post by: beatifk on May 16, 2022, 01:22:42 AM
And Jaws should've never ruined the Lyon 25. Should've just let Ali have that one, even if he would've never landed it.
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Post by: Logic on May 16, 2022, 02:01:17 AM
And Jaws should've never ruined the Lyon 25. Should've just let Ali have that one, even if he would've never landed it.

Yeah, I'd much rather see Ali's attempts at it than Jaws ollie down it. Not to mention that Ali just tried to straight clear it whereas Jaws not only grabbed it but iirc also had some sort of padding/under-armor.

In Milton's defense at least, he tried kickflipping it before Dollin did but took himself out for a while in doing so.
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Post by: somefucker on May 16, 2022, 04:22:29 AM
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Milton broke his ankle there and still went straight back the moment he was healthy enough to do so.  I don’t care if you’re entire career / life has been a complete kookfest that’s a boss move if I’ve ever seen one.
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what was it that he was doing exactly

trying to kickflip into the car wash bank lol
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Post by: ok boomer on May 16, 2022, 04:53:34 AM
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No way!! Definitely not ok! First Tony snakes Tas with the 900, and then Milton steals Dollin’s trick. Definitely some sort of anti-Aussie agenda to wreck their careers. And couldn’t have happened to two nicer blokes. ;D

Make Australia Great Again
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Post by: Gray Imp Sausage Metal on May 16, 2022, 04:58:44 AM
Milton broke his ankle there and still went straight back the moment he was healthy enough to do so.  I don’t care if you’re entire career / life has been a complete kookfest that’s a boss move if I’ve ever seen one.
yeah, this!
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Post by: versacekid420 on May 16, 2022, 06:31:54 AM
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Milton broke his ankle there and still went straight back the moment he was healthy enough to do so.  I don’t care if you’re entire career / life has been a complete kookfest that’s a boss move if I’ve ever seen one.
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trying to kickflip into the car wash bank lol
oh for some reason i thought he was talking about the clip where the girl was calling him out
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Post by: Coping Grinder on May 16, 2022, 07:19:03 AM
Pretty sure the only acceptable way to enter the car wash bank is with an early grab.

Want to do a flip in? Better figure out how to fingerflip it on flat.
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Post by: CrappyChan on May 16, 2022, 07:42:21 AM
I am down for renaming kickflips dustins, kickflip sounds like if that old grandpa cologne company karate tried to make a comeback as a body spray brand
Title: Re: Milton Martinez is the man, but...
Post by: Szechuan on May 16, 2022, 07:45:25 AM
I am down for renaming kickflips dustins, kickflip sounds like if that old grandpa cologne company karate tried to make a comeback as a body spray brand

"I want, your BOD."
Title: Re: Milton Martinez is the man, but...
Post by: schralp pal on May 16, 2022, 09:33:43 AM
Gonz's slam is the best trick at the carwash
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Post by: Molte on May 16, 2022, 01:08:30 PM
You’re implying that he’s about to do it any time soon??
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Post by: Molte on May 16, 2022, 01:11:37 PM
And your statement is de facto false. It is a boss move, would’ve been and is for anybody at any time.
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Post by: Lord Viper Scorpion on May 16, 2022, 01:12:29 PM
Gonz's slam is the best trick at the carwash

thank god he slammed before milton broke his ankle otherwise we'd have one more thread to deal with
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Post by: Jud Nestorkins on May 17, 2022, 04:06:42 AM
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No way!! Definitely not ok! First Tony snakes Tas with the 900, and then Milton steals Dollin’s trick. Definitely some sort of anti-Aussie agenda to wreck their careers. And couldn’t have happened to two nicer blokes. ;D
not Australian  but Mike Mo said he wanted to film a switch flip down the Hollywood 16 for fully flared but before he did it someone else did it.