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General Discussion => WHATEVER => Topic started by: mongopushingmallgraber on October 22, 2022, 04:18:13 PM
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I need some ideas
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chain thru a piece of toast guy (dressed really warm if outside)
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Every year we host a party with a theme...this year is "people who make you laugh". So I'm going for a deep dive into the SCTV catalog and going as "Harry the Guy with a snake on his face". I'm guessing one person will get it - but I'll be drunk and not caring all that much.
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Slap pal
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I'm just probably gonna be annoyed when I forget it's Halloween and answer the door to some dumb kids (and maybe their dumber parents) trying to trick or treat in a country that doesn't do that.
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Mostly depressed I'm guessing
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Grumpy old dude, hiding inside and not answering to the doorbell.
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Would I, as a white man, be able to pull off the Soup Nazi in a non-problematic way? Given that I don’t do the accent or change my appearance in a way that could be construed as cultural appropriation?
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Slap pal
my culture is not your costume
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^ lol irl
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drunk
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Abraham Lincoln
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Going as this jolly fellow, proper Swedish culture right here
https://youtu.be/8Y2aL95LUP0 (https://youtu.be/8Y2aL95LUP0)
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I’ve got several video lights with effects like lightning, a bullhorn and a very loud Bluetooth speaker. I’m going to hide in the shadowy area of my neighborhood and play horror movie excerpts at high volume to scare the young people. I’m fear itself for Halloween.
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my culture is not your costume
Thank you for this
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Would I, as a white man, be able to pull off the Soup Nazi in a non-problematic way? Given that I don’t do the accent or change my appearance in a way that could be construed as cultural appropriation?
I mean you’d at least have to have the mustache, otherwise you’re just any generic short order cook.
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https://www.partycity.com/adult-blockbuster-employee-costume-accessory-kit-P941301.html
Gonna get a lot of usage out of this
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Cultural appropriation is stupid. You’re not stealing anything if everyone knows where it’s coming from. Also the fact that you can “appropriate” something in pop culture is proof of its acceptance and transcendence into the mainstream. Being accepted is not a negative.
Also I’m going to be a Starfleet officer again. This time it’ll be from Deep Space Nine, my favorite series.
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corpse paint bc easy and cheap and can skate in it
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Arthur.
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Myself in the distant past/near future (normal clothing).
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A chicken
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Paint 1/2 my body red, the other 1/2 black and go as Garrett Hills pants
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Not gonna be working! Just found out. Pretty stoked, the 1st is a holiday here so four day weekend! Plus there is a local skate comp/party on the 31st.
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Arthur.
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god i hated this movie, i'm all for gore but this just seemed overly cruel and weird, like the director was getting off to it or something. apparently the sequel is supposed to be good though so i'll check it out
i haven't dressed up for halloween in like 5 years, my last costume was jason from friday the 13th 2, pretty easy and i still have all the clothes for it so i'm just going to be this again
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Banjo Kazooie
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Decided a month ago that I was going to be Kanye, but holy fuck dude them last two weeks lol.
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the old kanye
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I’ve always wanted to be a double sided curb or a jersey barrier for Halloween. But neither of those ideas seem doable. Well, maybe the jersey barrier could work but a double sided curb just seems like it turn out to look like you were just an asshole trying to look like a dirty French fry or something stupid
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https://www.partycity.com/adult-blockbuster-employee-costume-accessory-kit-P941301.html
Gonna get a lot of usage out of this
Man, I used to have the real thing. Except I worked there during the end and it eventually just ended up being "wear a black tee and your name tag." And eventually, "please just show up to sell everything in the store."
Used to challenge myself to see how high I could be at the beginning of my shift and still function/see if anyone could actually tell. It got pretty impressive. Good times, bad pay.
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I’ve got a wife and two kids, we’re gunna be the ninja turtles: we skate and eat pizza
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A man enjoying the prime of his life
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i know it's just supposed to be a "costume" for this brief holiday, so quite a stretch for yours truly, but still, one can dream...
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My partner and I are going to be Finn & Jake from Adventure Time. :-)
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I’ve had a tragic. I lost my Starfleet pin. Now I’m just going to look like a guy in a sweater.
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I’ve had a tragic. I lost my Starfleet pin. Now I’m just going to look like a guy in a sweater.
just say you were freshly demoted to crewman
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As someone from the wrong side of the planet who doesn't really get Halloween where are you going when you have all these plans of dressing up for Halloween?
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As someone from the wrong side of the planet who doesn't really get Halloween where are you going when you have all these plans of dressing up for Halloween?
Parties. To drink, smoke weed, and eat snacks usually. Listen to music, whatever happens at a party, it’s just Halloween so it’s more fun.
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As someone from the wrong side of the planet who doesn't really get Halloween where are you going when you have all these plans of dressing up for Halloween?
Parties. To drink, smoke weed, and eat snacks usually. Listen to music, whatever happens at a party, it’s just Halloween so it’s more fun.
Yeah I figured this it's actually what we have in Aus I just wondered with how normal it seems for everyone to of thought of something to "go as" maybe people just dress up no matter what they're doing like you go to a bar or club and everyone's dressed up like it's a movie lol. The Halloween/dress up parties I've been to wearing one of those tuxedo print t shirts and saying you're James Bond would actually be considered a decent enough effort
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My hairs pretty white so im getting some white overalls and rubber gloves and going as Doc Brown.
Wish I got the idea earlier so I could try pull this off
https://www.amazon.com/Plus-Size-Future-Brown-Costume/dp/B01IEYXZNM/ref=mp_s_a_1_4?keywords=doc+brown+costume&qid=1666948759&qu=eyJxc2MiOiI0LjkzIiwicXNhIjoiNC45OSIsInFzcCI6IjQuODQifQ%3D%3D&sr=8-4
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Friday Night I was Gayzmo(Gay Gizmo). Gizmo mask, white low cut, short dress and a furry brown cardigan. White thigh stockings. Bunch of jewelry and some long press on nails.
Last night I was Like a Leopard Messiah(bad pun on a line from a Bowie song). Leopard print zentai that I cut out eyes and mouth, wig and a crown of thorns. Absolutely terrifying.
There was a categorized costume contest and I won both scariest and hornyest.
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As someone from the wrong side of the planet who doesn't really get Halloween where are you going when you have all these plans of dressing up for Halloween?
Kinda age and lifestyle dependent
-Children go trick-or-treating
-Teens either party or try to do corny pranks
-College students get pretty fucked up, or wear a racist/overly sexual costume that they’ll regret 13 years later.
-Adults either go to parties or take their kids trick-or-treating
Some people just like doing everyday things in ridiculous costumes and people find it funny. It’s usually a fun day to hang out at a skate park or a basketball court.
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I went to a party as Satan and rode there on my skateboard. Nothing beats the feeling of skateboarding in a devil costume. Absolutely nothing.
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A nun in drag.
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Greetings from Napa, CA. Happy Samhain.
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Ellen Ripley and cat. Happy halloween, y’all.
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alone :(
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I was log lady from Twin Peaks.
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I was Zeke from Bob's Burgers
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I was Papa Emeritus IV from the band Ghost
Gonna just be a cowboy tonight to hand out candy to the kiddos though
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I wore a bright orange tshirt that said “ORPHAN” on it and told everyone I was an apathetic and poor bruce wayne.
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Just a few days away from Halloween weekend! Anyone have costumes/plans they’re hyped for? Nothing brings me more joy than nailing a great costume, the reactions and props that follow, then proceeding to get embarrassingly trashed while in character.
This year, however, is my first sober Halloween as an adult, and probably the hardest milestone I’ll have to overcome without alcohol. As for my costume, I’m kinda phoning it in this time around, by dressing in brown from head to toe and being “just a piece of shit”. My partner is going as a lumberjack though so I can also say I’m a log.
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Alex from A Clockwork Orange. Have the white gear, suspenders, boots and black hat. The cod piece I'm having made as I can't sew and just bought some fake eyelashes. Will probably walk around with a nice glass of moloko plus.
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^^ great choice. Get some makgeolli it's a korean rice alcohol that looks like milk but it's delicious. Otherwise get a cloudy sake too for something stronger
Im doing Patrick Bateman but not the usual raincoat and axe. Amazon has pretty cheap dress clothes so I got slacks, blue dress shirt, red tie and black overcoat with glack gloves, old headphones, suspenders, black shades and the business cards. I've got similar enough hair too so I'll slick it back and then have fake blood sprayed all over me. And I'll keep an unlit cigar in my fingers all night long
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^^ great choice. Get some makgeolli it's a korean rice alcohol that looks like milk but it's delicious. Otherwise get a cloudy sake too for something stronger
Im doing Patrick Bateman but not the usual raincoat and axe. Amazon has pretty cheap dress clothes so I got slacks, blue dress shirt, red tie and black overcoat with glack gloves, old headphones, suspenders, black shades and the business cards. I've got similar enough hair too so I'll slick it back and then have fake blood sprayed all over me. And I'll keep an unlit cigar in my fingers all night long
Thanks for the info. Never knew about makgeolli - but a quick search of the LCBO page shows they carry it - appreciate the help!
Hopefully you've got some Huey Lewis cued up - not their early stuff though...
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My best friend and I are going as Hank & Bobby Hill. Going to have a costumed session at the park and spend the entire time quoting Hank.
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Best night of my life was Halloween in the states up in Humboldt. I was dressed as Hunter s Thompson and my mate was the attorney as he looked just like him. It was so fun being in character all night. Def got hounded for heaps of drugs though. We won a best dressed comp. I love how everyone dresses up and gets into it with funny costumes.
People back in NZ struggle with Halloween . It's the start of summer and it's light until 830 ish. I kind of shun it. I tell people to leave it alone and experience it in the states when you travel .
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haven't dressed up in a few years. hitting my one friends house this weekend for a little get together like this -
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Idk any suggestions? I was thinking about playing the next show in a Jonny and a ski mask.
I got no clean underwear rn tho.
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Grumpy old dude, hiding inside and not answering to the doorbell.
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This….
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Just a few days away from Halloween weekend! Anyone have costumes/plans they’re hyped for? Nothing brings me more joy than nailing a great costume, the reactions and props that follow, then proceeding to get embarrassingly trashed while in character.
This year, however, is my first sober Halloween as an adult, and probably the hardest milestone I’ll have to overcome without alcohol. As for my costume, I’m kinda phoning it in this time around, by dressing in brown from head to toe and being “just a piece of shit”. My partner is going as a lumberjack though so I can also say I’m a log.
This is a solid (or potentially watery, depending on one's diet and gut health i suppose) costume idea.
You could also staple a brown beanie to a boot/shoe and wear the brown beanie and shoe on your head with the rest of your head to toe brown to be "just a piece of shit" but then you'll also get to add "stepped in".
In any case, congrats on your sobriety!
First sober halloween is definitely a milestone to be celebrated - hope yall have a great (sober) time with whatever you do for the night.
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although im super hyped, im afraid my excitement vs halloween parties ratio is way off:(
I hope I find out about more parties today and tomorrow
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BOOJI BOY
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although im super hyped, im afraid my excitement vs halloween parties ratio is way off:(
I hope I find out about more parties today and tomorrow
saturday at decadas, seres is hosting a show and its also my sisters birthday celebration, caile wey
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Teen Wolf this year.
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I found a bag of my old clothes from like 2005-7, so I'm gonna be me from that time period. Baggie jeans, rogue status t-shirt, volcom wrist sweatbands, funky fitted new era hat. Will try to dig out an old pair of DC's or something.
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I'm gonna be Jesus Christ because I have great abs and crucifixion is great for your core.
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Patrick Bateman was a great time, nonraincoat version of course
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Mostly depressed about how old I am I'd imagine
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I got this Pug mask last year and didn't get to wear it. I'll likely throw on a sport coat and tell people I am Mitch Pugglerson, attorney at awwwww (the noise people make when something is adorable).
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I got this Pug mask last year and didn't get to wear it. I'll likely throw on a sport coat and tell people I am Mitch Pugglerson, attorney at awwwww (the noise people make when something is adorable).
username checks out
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Mostly depressed I'm guessing
Mostly depressed about how old I am I'd imagine
A yearly tradition. Ima hold it down with you. At least I might get to see my kids for the first time in almost 2 months though.
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Cold.
Supposed to be 30 degrees in the mitten. Bummer for costumes. Might be why my mom told me and my brother that we’d be hobos every year.
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probably will be Emilio Estevez from Mighty Ducks
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plague doctor with a pimp cane
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gimpin around on a blown ankle smokin weed
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Fighter pilot. I decided last night. I got a jumpsuit from a friend’s vintage shop; beast enough hiking boots, and I have an old cap & goggles that have never left a storage bin.
I always think having a costume will be fun in theory, but I never wanna spend the money.
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Fighter pilot. I decided last night. I got a jumpsuit from a friend’s vintage shop; beast enough hiking boots, and I have an old cap & goggles that have never left a storage bin.
I always think having a costume will be fun in theory, but I never wanna spend the money.
that sounds sick, any photos?
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I got this Pug mask last year and didn't get to wear it. I'll likely throw on a sport coat and tell people I am Mitch Pugglerson, attorney at awwwww (the noise people make when something is adorable).
are you ready to suck me off in a spooky old hotel?
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I got this Pug mask last year and didn't get to wear it. I'll likely throw on a sport coat and tell people I am Mitch Pugglerson, attorney at awwwww (the noise people make when something is adorable).
I assume by "spooky old hotel" you mean a place like a poorly maintained Best Western or Motel 6. If so, then yes, but under the provision that they have the ultra budget "free breakfast" (fruit loops in a Styrofoam bowl, orange juice that tastes like battery acid, hard boiled eggs, etc).
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Pulled a Clark Kent costume out my ass at the last minute. Printed out a high res Superman logo. Affixed it to an old white tee. Stiched a white button up shirt open so it's like mid costume change. Suit jacket, loose tie. Black pants and dress shoes. Already wear similar glasses every day and my hair is close enough. Boom. Done.
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Mostly depressed I'm guessing
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Mostly depressed about how old I am I'd imagine
A yearly tradition. Ima hold it down with you. At least I might get to see my kids for the first time in almost 2 months though.
I was actually wrong, the correct answer was "freezing fucking cold."
Just think, us adults are actually just beginning our real holiday...full candy bowl season! Half my coworkers and meetings have a vessel of some sort that they fill exactly once a year with whatever trick or treat leftovers they have. I always look for the Skittles and nerds folks, those are my people.
Hope you're feeling good and got to see the lil ones homie. You know where to find me if you need to vent.
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Thanks man. I did get to see my sweet babes and it was probably the greatest Halloween I've ever had. It was actually so overwhelming I can't stop crying now. Happy Halloween everyone.
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Thanks man. I did get to see my sweet babes and it was probably the greatest Halloween I've ever had. It was actually so overwhelming I can't stop crying now. Happy Halloween everyone.
Good to hear my dude! I'm pulling for you.
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Thanks man. I did get to see my sweet babes and it was probably the greatest Halloween I've ever had. It was actually so overwhelming I can't stop crying now. Happy Halloween everyone.
That's awesome, Steely Daniel!
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I teach elementary school and told my kids in the morning that I was bitten by something that skittered or... fluttered away in the middle of the night. Slowly throughout the day I dropped hints about becoming a vampire until I put on the full costume when they were off at Art class. I picked em up as a vampire just in time for the costume parade.
So much more enjoyable than trying to be serious and actually teach on Halloween like I've done in the past.
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I teach elementary school and told my kids in the morning that I was bitten by something that skittered or... fluttered away in the middle of the night. Slowly throughout the day I dropped hints about becoming a vampire until I put on the full costume when they were off at Art class. I picked em up as a vampire just in time for the costume parade.
So much more enjoyable than trying to be serious and actually teach on Halloween like I've done in the past.
Lovely!
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in true train dork fashion i ditched a party to go do streaker tags on rusty hoppers