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Title: Geometric Skateshop
Post by: Tre on March 22, 2023, 07:57:47 AM
Geometric Skateshop….Seeing a lot of them lately. Does anyone know who own this shop? Why they have taken off so much lately with so much backing?
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Post by: Idk on March 22, 2023, 11:32:59 AM
Geometric Skateshop….Seeing a lot of them lately. Does anyone know who own this shop? Why they have taken off so much lately with so much backing?
how is a skate shop in Texas sponsoring Dylan Jaeb and Blake Carpenter?
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Post by: toe_knee on March 22, 2023, 11:51:14 AM
They got Kyle Walker too
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Post by: Shifty Flip on March 22, 2023, 11:53:32 AM
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Geometric Skateshop….Seeing a lot of them lately. Does anyone know who own this shop? Why they have taken off so much lately with so much backing?
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how is a skate shop in Texas sponsoring Dylan Jaeb and Blake Carpenter?

Jaeb and Blake down with the 9th cube? 
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Post by: lamfordie on March 22, 2023, 11:57:24 AM
How is a skateshop doing a trip in Europe?
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Post by: TheLurper on March 22, 2023, 12:15:09 PM
How is a skateshop doing a trip in Europe?

Sunday sent most of their team to Barcelona.
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Post by: Candied cigarettes on March 22, 2023, 12:20:12 PM
I think i read on here that they’re basically like zumiez but in texas.
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Post by: LukodaLurker on March 22, 2023, 12:23:07 PM
They also have a collab with Deathwish apparently

(https://i.ibb.co/s1yD8XR/Geometric.jpg) (https://ibb.co/s1yD8XR)

https://www.paradeworld.com/products/geometric-x-deathwish-90-6587423359030/
Title: Re: Geometric Skateshop
Post by: Ray C. Usery on March 22, 2023, 01:54:56 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/fqJVh63.jpg)
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Post by: Pooh Drunx on March 22, 2023, 02:40:19 PM
How is a skateshop doing a trip in Europe?

His team (Jorge Villagomez) has Leo and Dakota, Blake and Jaeb, Braden Hoban, Ish Cepeda and Christian henry and like 30 other major players. Shit dont make sense....

https://www.instagram.com/p/CqAs9JjuTiW/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
Title: Re: Geometric Skateshop
Post by: notinternetfamous on March 22, 2023, 03:23:02 PM
They only have 2 locations (1 in Houston and the other in Dallas) so equating them to Zumiez doesn't make any sense. They carry dope shit and take care of professional skateboarders passing through either city. The few times I've visited the shop for product or a video premiere, I've experienced nothing but good vibes

As to how they sponsor so many skaters and are backed by so many, I have no idea lol
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Post by: Makaveli on March 22, 2023, 07:14:09 PM
Everyone in Texas has beef with Jorge. Hard pass on Geometric.
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Post by: TwisT on March 22, 2023, 07:37:32 PM
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How is a skateshop doing a trip in Europe?
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Sunday sent most of their team to Barcelona.

What if they run a good business and that the stereotype of born from bad owners?
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Post by: FirstTimeCaller411 on March 22, 2023, 08:04:09 PM
Everyone in Texas has beef with Jorge. Hard pass on Geometric.

What for? I’ve never been to Texas and don’t know anyone out there so just genuinely curious haha
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Post by: Baby on Board on March 22, 2023, 08:46:10 PM
Owner of the shop worked as a rep and kissed a lot of ass to get the shop where it is today and personally pays out of his asshole to bring teams to town. And then calls them his close personal “friends” on instagram
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Post by: switchfakie on March 23, 2023, 01:01:56 AM
dallas baybeeeee
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Post by: SneakySecrets on March 23, 2023, 08:55:49 AM
They sound a little square to me.   ;D
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Post by: Lou Strux on March 23, 2023, 10:13:22 AM
Dear lord, hear my prayers: please let the source of Geometric skate shop's boundless finances come from something exciting, like narco-dollar$, or some other equally scandalous source.
Hearing that the dude just kissed ass to where he's at today feels somehow, meh... unsatisfying. 
Not much story in THAT!
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Post by: camel filters on March 23, 2023, 10:22:52 AM
Dear lord, hear my prayers: please let the source of Geometric skate shop's boundless finances come from something exciting, like narco-dollar$, or some other equally scandalous source.
Hearing that the dude just kissed ass to where he's at today feels somehow, meh... unsatisfying. 
Not much story in THAT!
What you don't understand is that kissing ass in Texas is a capital offense on the level of the sketchy stuff you speak of.
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Post by: toe_knee on March 23, 2023, 10:50:07 AM
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Dear lord, hear my prayers: please let the source of Geometric skate shop's boundless finances come from something exciting, like narco-dollar$, or some other equally scandalous source.
Hearing that the dude just kissed ass to where he's at today feels somehow, meh... unsatisfying. 
Not much story in THAT!
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What you don't understand is that kissing ass in Texas is a capital offense on the level of the sketchy stuff you speak of.

Don’t worry, im friends with a friend of the owner, I’m gonna get to the “bottom” of it…..
Title: Re: Geometric Skateshop
Post by: Newphone on March 23, 2023, 12:35:42 PM
Burnett prolly threw like 1/6 of a years pay into it behind the scenes.  Guys gonna be on shark tank soon, you watch.
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Post by: flintstagram on March 23, 2023, 02:50:47 PM
I went in the Houston shop a couple of times when I was down there for a week back several years ago. They were very cool to me, and I’ve bought multiple things from them since and had them shipped to me without issue. There was one time they sent me the wrong shoes, and no longer had my size, so I returned the wrong ones, and they said they’d hook me up with a discount for different shoes at a later date. I still haven’t actually cashed in on that discount yet, but all of my experiences with them have been positive.

Perhaps people are mistaking the owner’s supposed ass kissing for just being a genuinely kind person? I know it’s hard to believe, but nice people exist, and I’m going to need more of an answer than “Everyone in Texas has beef...” Especially when they’ve got two seemingly successful stores in two different cities.
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Post by: CocoSantiagosKitten on March 23, 2023, 02:58:05 PM
I'm from Houston and I'm confused by their whole deal, too. Back in the day, I think they were doing a small board brand for a while and you'd see kids around the North Houston park riding them. Then it stopped and all the sudden they had a skate shop going. Never had a bad experience dealing with them and their board wall is pretty nice, but it's weird that they have a full on team of pros being a skate shop with 2 locations in Texas. Maybe the dude's just good at running a business?
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Post by: Lou Strux on March 23, 2023, 03:03:11 PM
...Would also have accepted "son of a wealthy Texas oil tycoon," as an answer.
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Post by: SneakySecrets on March 23, 2023, 04:11:29 PM
I heard there’s active racism involved.
Title: Re: Geometric Skateshop
Post by: Isittho on March 24, 2023, 02:20:47 PM
Rumor has it some dude named Luke york funds it all with fun money.
Title: Re: Geometric Skateshop
Post by: OGmike on March 25, 2023, 01:50:49 AM
heard the dude used to be vx1000market on IG, and that people would send him VX's to get repaired and he would charge them then just send it back a week later without doing anything to the camera.
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Post by: grassblade on May 18, 2023, 06:39:11 PM
heard the dude used to be vx1000market on IG, and that people would send him VX's to get repaired and he would charge them then just send it back a week later without doing anything to the camera.

this deserves a bump - motherfuck this guy
Title: Re: Geometric Skateshop
Post by: Baby on Board on May 18, 2023, 06:44:25 PM
Fuck geometric.
Fuck buying your way into the industry by sucking everyone’s metaphorical dick.
Fuck icing out everyone in town and thinking everyone’s gonna quit their shop sponsors to come ride for your shop just cause it’s the “cool” new one in town.
Fuck fucking people out of their cameras and money through your fake vx repair instagram
Fuck planting a bunch of shops around Texas just to push out other shops.
Geometric will be the next Fast Forward (Zumiez)
Fuck em.
Fuck em all.
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Post by: WideFeet on May 18, 2023, 06:48:49 PM
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heard the dude used to be vx1000market on IG, and that people would send him VX's to get repaired and he would charge them then just send it back a week later without doing anything to the camera.
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this deserves a bump - motherfuck this guy

I have friends who got their VX’s fixed by that page. Both of those VX’s are still working years later. Not that he didn’t do that to other people
Title: Re: Geometric Skateshop
Post by: sus on May 18, 2023, 07:09:06 PM
Owner of the shop worked as a rep and kissed a lot of ass to get the shop where it is today and personally pays out of his asshole to bring teams to town. And then calls them his close personal “friends” on instagram

I've heard this from some of my friends in Texas - kisses ass to pros, etc. and then acts too cool for the locals in the Texas skate community.

At the end of the day, it's a core shop so i can't be mad at it, but i hate when people start cool guying others in their skate community as soon as they start rubbing shoulders with pros, industry heads, etc. Worst shit. Those dudes never seem to have any real friends of their own
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Post by: IpathCats on May 18, 2023, 07:44:52 PM
heard the dude used to be vx1000market on IG, and that people would send him VX's to get repaired and he would charge them then just send it back a week later without doing anything to the camera.

Fuck geometric.
Fuck buying your way into the industry by sucking everyone’s metaphorical dick.
Fuck icing out everyone in town and thinking everyone’s gonna quit their shop sponsors to come ride for your shop just cause it’s the “cool” new one in town.
Fuck fucking people out of their cameras and money through your fake vx repair instagram
Fuck planting a bunch of shops around Texas just to push out other shops.
Geometric will be the next Fast Forward (Zumiez)
Fuck em.
Fuck em all.


The plot thickens