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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: rawbertson. on May 29, 2023, 06:46:48 AM
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Shareholders are pissed and funds are being pulled. Who would you cut first on which teams!? What teams are too bloated :o?
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Dwindle: Everybody
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I’m going to burn down asr if Matt militano isn’t given a board asap.
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Nike SB:
Guy Mariano - no part since pretty sweet, sorry buddy you're cut
John Fitzgerald - we can put in a good word with Vans, but youre done here.
Adidas:
https://www.adidas.com/us/skate-team - so many random names here, some of which should be featured pros - suciu is a soty, had 2 pro models and he's in the same text clump as "Darius Trabalza"
Maite - we have nora, sorry but youre a clone and dead weight.
Jenn soto - butt style and low talent level - gtfoh
Chris Brown - forgettable and bad style, demoted to flow
Nakel - too controversial and ungrateful, gtfoh
Sunny Suljic - who are you? Where is your footage? get a job
Diego Najera - your best days are behind you and you're not OG enough to keep on payroll
Dill - you don't even skate anymore, this is a skate team not a culture vulture group therapy session PEACE We are giving your spot to richard angellides
Jack Fardell - just removed from payroll, no communication necessary
ALL of skateboarding :
Santiago sasson - you're bad at skating, have bad style and terrible trick selection. Get a job.
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Dlxsf
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Who would you fire from:
Primitive
FA/Hockey
Baker/Deathwish
Nike
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If anyone in charge at Crail had integrity they’d stop selling Carroll, Rick, KA, Crob, Jeron, Eldridge, Raven and Brophy boards.
“Oh but there’s still demand! Their names still sell boards!”
Yeah, because you delusional gatekeeping assholes do a piss poor job of representing and promoting your currently active and ripping skaters. Instead you provide a free meal ticket to has-beens who refuse to grow up and get real jobs like most well-adjusted adults their age.
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Nike SB:
Guy Mariano - no part since pretty sweet, sorry buddy you're cut
John Fitzgerald - we can put in a good word with Vans, but youre done here.
Adidas:
https://www.adidas.com/us/skate-team - so many random names here, some of which should be featured pros - suciu is a soty, had 2 pro models and he's in the same text clump as "Darius Trabalza"
Maite - we have nora, sorry but youre a clone and dead weight.
Jenn soto - butt style and low talent level - gtfoh
Chris Brown - forgettable and bad style, demoted to flow
Nakel - too controversial and ungrateful, gtfoh
Sunny Suljic - who are you? Where is your footage? get a job
Diego Najera - your best days are behind you and you're not OG enough to keep on payroll
Dill - you don't even skate anymore, this is a skate team not a culture vulture group therapy session PEACE We are giving your spot to richard angellides
Jack Fardell - just removed from payroll, no communication necessary
ALL of skateboarding :
Santiago sasson - you're bad at skating, have bad style and terrible trick selection. Get a job.
Dip dip dip dip dip dip dip whhaaa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysKhbaLyIFw
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Idk why but I actually feel bad contributing to this thread because those mentioned will likely see it
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I don't even remember which pros are in which teams :P
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Anti hero:
Brian anderson. Dude is historic obviously but doesn't really fit the brand, doesn't seem to hang with the crew and doesn't put out much footage anymore
Robbie Russo. Actually one of my favorite skaters on the team but just doesn't put out anything or ever leave channel street these days (although surprisingly he was at the p-stone cup and actually skated)
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Royal fired from crailtap
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Also NAK of whatever brands he is on at said hypothetical moment
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Baker
Hawk, spanky, Zach , and sully
Hawk - go to bloodwizard/ creature something
Spanky - still part of the fam but starts his own lil side thing like hammers due to his vibe getting a little too preppy bubblegum pop hipster
Zach - could see him receding too wknd, pizza, toy or foundation.
Sully - j go to Violet, Fa or carpet or something
Deathwish
Neen, foy, Hayes
Neen - should j fully transition into health influencer
Foy- go to thank you or disorder or something
Hayes - same boat as Zach
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Wade Desprimitivo
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I'd kick Johan Stuckey off Valtrex and Invisalign.
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Nike SB:
Guy Mariano - no part since pretty sweet, sorry buddy you're cut
John Fitzgerald - we can put in a good word with Vans, but youre done here.
He never fully convinced me but I was down that he got recognized and sponsored... but its been A LOT of years since those early days (his OIAM was 13 years ago, damn)
He's on hockey and he's simply not-that-good: he's trying it out there but his skill level its sub-par to the industry, even to his teammates
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Nike SB:
Guy Mariano - no part since pretty sweet, sorry buddy you're cut
John Fitzgerald - we can put in a good word with Vans, but youre done here.
He never fully convinced me but I was down that he got recognized and sponsored... but its been A LOT of years since those early days (his OIAM was 13 years ago, damn)
He's on hockey and he's simply not-that-good: he's trying it out there but his skill level its sub-par to the industry, even to his teammates
awesome skater!!!!
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Anti hero:
Brian anderson. Dude is historic obviously but doesn't really fit the brand, doesn't seem to hang with the crew and doesn't put out much footage anymore
Robbie Russo. Actually one of my favorite skaters on the team but just doesn't put out anything or ever leave channel street these days (although surprisingly he was at the p-stone cup and actually skated)
Put BA on Metal with Freddy.
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As much as I like his style, I probably would have cut Tony Ferguson from Girl in the late 90’s.
I really didn’t like typing that out.
Fuck it, everyone should have a pro board forever
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If anyone in charge at Crail had integrity they’d stop selling Carroll, Rick, KA, Crob, Jeron, Eldridge, Raven and Brophy boards.
“Oh but there’s still demand! Their names still sell boards!”
Yeah, because you delusional gatekeeping assholes do a piss poor job of representing and promoting your currently active and ripping skaters. Instead you provide a free meal ticket to has-beens who refuse to grow up and get real jobs like most well-adjusted adults their age.
i was gonna say Girl but I figured I already knew the answer of what people would say...
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I just feel like if you ain't skating switch you don't deserve a bloard with your name on it.
Anyone who cant get onto the bench switch is cut.
It's that simple.
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Who would you fire from:
Primitive
FA/Hockey
Baker/Deathwish
Nike
Kevin Bradley instantly.
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Not long ago Real took a bunch of guys off the official team, stopped making their boards (if they did have one) and moved them to the "forever" section on the team page. Here's some other dudes I'd do that to:
Jake Donnelly: Has been milking it for a while now. I was very surprised they took Justin Brock, Davis, Brockel, etc. off the team but kept Jake
Jafin Garvey: Has been am for like 6 years and still hasn't put out a part. Almost no one has heard of him and he's not even that good.
Max Schaaf: I love him but the "forever" section is exactly where he belongs. He's a legacy rider who stopped producing footage a VERY long time ago. I'm actually not even sure he still skates. It's weird that dudes like Peter Ramondetta and Davis Torgerson are considered retired and are off the actual team but Max isn't
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Baker
Hawk, spanky, Zach , and sully
Hawk - go to bloodwizard/ creature something
Spanky - still part of the fam but starts his own lil side thing like hammers due to his vibe getting a little too preppy bubblegum pop hipster
Zach - could see him receding too wknd, pizza, toy or foundation.
Sully - j go to Violet, Fa or carpet or something
Deathwish
Neen, foy, Hayes
Neen - should j fully transition into health influencer
Foy- go to thank you or disorder or something
Hayes - same boat as Zach
big thumbs down to everything here
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Baker
Hawk, spanky, Zach , and sully
Hawk - go to bloodwizard/ creature something
Spanky - still part of the fam but starts his own lil side thing like hammers due to his vibe getting a little too preppy bubblegum pop hipster
Zach - could see him receding too wknd, pizza, toy or foundation.
Sully - j go to Violet, Fa or carpet or something
Deathwish
Neen, foy, Hayes
Neen - should j fully transition into health influencer
Foy- go to thank you or disorder or something
Hayes - same boat as Zach
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Primitive - wade and Spencer should be a part of something where they are the focus
FA/Hockey - Berle should just retire already
Baker/Deathwish - Julian, why is deathwish getting element leftovers
Nike - Blake, daan, karsten, riberieo, shane, nyjah, oh and make wider shoes
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Primitive - wade and Spencer should be a part of something where they are the focus
FA/Hockey - Berle should just retire already
Baker/Deathwish - Julian, why is deathwish getting element leftovers
Nike - Blake, daan, karsten, riberieo, shane, nyjah, oh and make wider shoes
I didn’t think I’d see a more stupid take than the one above concerning baker etc… and then you lay this shit on me? Dude, I hope you’re joking
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I’ll tell you who I’m not firing, Jesse Paez. Hindsight, so he doesn’t walk out of the building crying.
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I’ll tell you who I’m not firing, Jesse Paez. Hindsight, so he doesn’t walk out of the building crying.
He had a family!
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Santiago sasson - you're bad at skating, have bad style and terrible trick selection. Get a job.
Haha who the hell is this
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anybody over 35
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anybody over 35
This but slightly modified. The majority of skaters over 35.
Also, I'd prefer to retire a few companies. Let them die already and let the younger dudes start companies that aren't re-hashing the same old shit.
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Luke Malaney from traffic skateboards. Visited San Antonio and dissed my homie Drake while he showed old clips. Here’s a quote straight from website. Dude is washed clearly. If you see this Luke, come see me again jersey boy.
While Malaney comes close to pulling off the impossible, he can never quite get it. Stewart estimates he's landed about 20 times, but he "just hits the ground like a sack of potatoes" upon impact. Malaney and Stewart have been at the same spot for almost four hours trying to get a clip that will live for only a couple of seconds in a 40-minute long video, and they have nothing to show for it by the day's end. Malaney, drenched in sweat, can't help but display his frustration.
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Santiago sasson - you're bad at skating, have bad style and terrible trick selection. Get a job.
Haha who the hell is this
I think he makes hair or something.
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Santiago sasson - you're bad at skating, have bad style and terrible trick selection. Get a job.
Haha who the hell is this
looking this guy up and the first clip i see is a back board on a ledge. straight to jail.
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If anyone in charge at Crail had integrity they’d stop selling Carroll, Rick, KA, Crob, Jeron, Eldridge, Raven and Brophy boards.
“Oh but there’s still demand! Their names still sell boards!”
Yeah, because you delusional gatekeeping assholes do a piss poor job of representing and promoting your currently active and ripping skaters. Instead you provide a free meal ticket to has-beens who refuse to grow up and get real jobs like most well-adjusted adults their age.
Nonsense, Check the Girl and Chocolate websites for a reality check.
And…
Stop selling Carroll and Rick boards?
The CEO's of Crail would like a word with you.
Please focus your account.
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Luke Malaney from traffic skateboards. Visited San Antonio and dissed my homie Drake while he showed old clips. Here’s a quote straight from website. Dude is washed clearly. If you see this Luke, come see me again jersey boy.
While Malaney comes close to pulling off the impossible, he can never quite get it. Stewart estimates he's landed about 20 times, but he "just hits the ground like a sack of potatoes" upon impact. Malaney and Stewart have been at the same spot for almost four hours trying to get a clip that will live for only a couple of seconds in a 40-minute long video, and they have nothing to show for it by the day's end. Malaney, drenched in sweat, can't help but display his frustration.
Sorry your lil homie Drake's footage sucked.
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I think maybe it would have been better if Girl started a new brand after Fully Flared or possibly even Pretty Sweet. IMO Mike Mo / Malto / Corey Kennedy, was the last riders I felt really "part of the squad" because now the age gap between the legacy pros + the new guys is old enough they could be their kids. So they can keep milking it, but then also give the new guys their own brand under Crail to make their own video. Vincent Alvarez, Carl Aikens, Niels Bennet, Griffin Gass, Rowan Davis, Erik Herrerra, Breezy is definitely enough to be their own team...
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If they just skated I think a lot of people would change their minds. I would be stoked if rick or mike put out a part of their every day skating.
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If anyone in charge at Crail had integrity they’d stop selling Carroll, Rick, KA, Crob, Jeron, Eldridge, Raven and Brophy boards.
“Oh but there’s still demand! Their names still sell boards!”
Yeah, because you delusional gatekeeping assholes do a piss poor job of representing and promoting your currently active and ripping skaters. Instead you provide a free meal ticket to has-beens who refuse to grow up and get real jobs like most well-adjusted adults their age.
Nonsense, Check the Girl and Chocolate websites for a reality check.
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Stop selling Carroll and Rick boards?
The CEO's of Crail would like a word with you.
Please focus your account.
I checked their website. They’ve still slept on way too many amazing skaters to be made up for by giving Carl and Erik boards. That was uncharacteristically smart of them. Also, thanks for helping to reinforce my point.. it’s pretty pathetic that two “CEOs” who haven’t filmed shit in years still give themselves boards, when they no longer need the royalties or exposure.
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Wade Desprimitivo
You mean the guy who opened their latest video with a 4 minute part full of fucking insane, flawlessly executed tech tricks and not a single tic-tac in the whole part? That Wade?
Yeah fuck that guy, definitely fire him...
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If anyone in charge at Crail had integrity they’d stop selling Carroll, Rick, KA, Crob, Jeron, Eldridge, Raven and Brophy boards.
“Oh but there’s still demand! Their names still sell boards!”
Yeah, because you delusional gatekeeping assholes do a piss poor job of representing and promoting your currently active and ripping skaters. Instead you provide a free meal ticket to has-beens who refuse to grow up and get real jobs like most well-adjusted adults their age.
Nonsense, Check the Girl and Chocolate websites for a reality check.
And…
Stop selling Carroll and Rick boards?
The CEO's of Crail would like a word with you.
Please focus your account.
I checked their website. They’ve still slept on way too many amazing skaters to be made up for by giving Carl and Erik boards. That was uncharacteristically smart of them. Also, thanks for helping to reinforce my point.. it’s pretty pathetic that two “CEOs” who haven’t filmed shit in years still give themselves boards, when they no longer need the royalties or exposure.
I think it was on Cardiels Epicly Laterd when they were talking about John always having a board out, the idea was that Muhammad Ali always should have his name in boxing it doesn't matter if its been 50 years. Same with Rickk & Carroll, they will always be Girl.
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There’s a big difference between John always having a board because he got run over and disabled on his sponsor’s trip, and two company owners giving themselves boards for years after they’ve stopped trying to skate professionally. If some other company wanted to put out models for them in perpetuity that’s fine, but you don’t get to hang your own jersey in the rafters.
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There’s a big difference between John always having a board because he got run over and disabled on his sponsor’s trip, and two company owners giving themselves boards for years after they’ve stopped trying to skate professionally. If some other company wanted to put out models for them in perpetuity that’s fine, but you don’t get to hang your own jersey in the rafters.
I don’t think Mike and Rick having a pro board hurt the company economically more likely generating sales to the company.
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There’s a big difference between John always having a board because he got run over and disabled on his sponsor’s trip, and two company owners giving themselves boards for years after they’ve stopped trying to skate professionally. If some other company wanted to put out models for them in perpetuity that’s fine, but you don’t get to hang your own jersey in the rafters.
The skateboard community universally agrees that Rickk and Mike belong in the rafters.
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There’s a big difference between John always having a board because he got run over and disabled on his sponsor’s trip, and two company owners giving themselves boards for years after they’ve stopped trying to skate professionally. If some other company wanted to put out models for them in perpetuity that’s fine, but you don’t get to hang your own jersey in the rafters.
Yeah no one buys there boards anyways! Oh wait…
This is almost like saying krooked should stop making gonz boards because he doesn’t produce legit parts anymore
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Nike needs to stop pushing Jordans, the dude hasn't played one single goddamn game in 20 years. IRRELEVANT.
While we're at it, Converse needs to stop using Chuck Taylor's name, fucker hasn't sank a 3-pointer since 1922.
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Fucking Awesome: I'd cut every rider EXCEPT Beatrice and then rename the company Handsome Girl Modeling School
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There’s a big difference between John always having a board because he got run over and disabled on his sponsor’s trip, and two company owners giving themselves boards for years after they’ve stopped trying to skate professionally. If some other company wanted to put out models for them in perpetuity that’s fine, but you don’t get to hang your own jersey in the rafters.
What the fuck are you on about
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Fucking Awesome: I'd cut every rider EXCEPT Beatrice and then rename the company Handsome Girl Modeling School
Thanks for reminding me about that album, I know what I'm listening to for the next few days.
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Fucking Awesome: I'd cut every rider EXCEPT Beatrice and then rename the company Handsome Girl Modeling School
Thanks for reminding me about that album, I know what I'm listening to for the next few days.
Right? Amazing stuff!
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Luke Malaney from traffic skateboards. Visited San Antonio and dissed my homie Drake while he showed old clips. Here’s a quote straight from website. Dude is washed clearly. If you see this Luke, come see me again jersey boy.
While Malaney comes close to pulling off the impossible, he can never quite get it. Stewart estimates he's landed about 20 times, but he "just hits the ground like a sack of potatoes" upon impact. Malaney and Stewart have been at the same spot for almost four hours trying to get a clip that will live for only a couple of seconds in a 40-minute long video, and they have nothing to show for it by the day's end. Malaney, drenched in sweat, can't help but display his frustration.
Sorry your lil homie Drake's footage sucked.
https://youtu.be/4J54_fHkbJ8 (https://youtu.be/4J54_fHkbJ8)
I swear some of y’all are so funny.
Where’s your footy pussy
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Every pro gets cut on the same day.....immediately every individual pro starts their own board brand. Fin.
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Luke Malaney from traffic skateboards. Visited San Antonio and dissed my homie Drake while he showed old clips. Here’s a quote straight from website. Dude is washed clearly. If you see this Luke, come see me again jersey boy.
While Malaney comes close to pulling off the impossible, he can never quite get it. Stewart estimates he's landed about 20 times, but he "just hits the ground like a sack of potatoes" upon impact. Malaney and Stewart have been at the same spot for almost four hours trying to get a clip that will live for only a couple of seconds in a 40-minute long video, and they have nothing to show for it by the day's end. Malaney, drenched in sweat, can't help but display his frustration.
Sorry your lil homie Drake's footage sucked.
I swear some of y’all are so funny.
Where’s your footy pussy
All my footage is on onlyfans but it pussy broke.
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Luke Malaney from traffic skateboards. Visited San Antonio and dissed my homie Drake while he showed old clips. Here’s a quote straight from website. Dude is washed clearly. If you see this Luke, come see me again jersey boy.
While Malaney comes close to pulling off the impossible, he can never quite get it. Stewart estimates he's landed about 20 times, but he "just hits the ground like a sack of potatoes" upon impact. Malaney and Stewart have been at the same spot for almost four hours trying to get a clip that will live for only a couple of seconds in a 40-minute long video, and they have nothing to show for it by the day's end. Malaney, drenched in sweat, can't help but display his frustration.
Sorry your lil homie Drake's footage sucked.
I swear some of y’all are so funny.
Where’s your footy pussy
All my footage is on onlyfans but it pussy broke.
im aware, gay
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Luke Malaney from traffic skateboards. Visited San Antonio and dissed my homie Drake while he showed old clips. Here’s a quote straight from website. Dude is washed clearly. If you see this Luke, come see me again jersey boy.
While Malaney comes close to pulling off the impossible, he can never quite get it. Stewart estimates he's landed about 20 times, but he "just hits the ground like a sack of potatoes" upon impact. Malaney and Stewart have been at the same spot for almost four hours trying to get a clip that will live for only a couple of seconds in a 40-minute long video, and they have nothing to show for it by the day's end. Malaney, drenched in sweat, can't help but display his frustration.
Sorry your lil homie Drake's footage sucked.
I swear some of y’all are so funny.
Where’s your footy pussy
All my footage is on onlyfans but it pussy broke.
hahaha this is a fantastic response to my stupid post.
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Monster energy: Drop half the team of nobodies and give Nyjah a signature drink.
What would it taste like?
Who will actually be the first skater with a signature energy drink and how the hell does Tony Hawk not already have one? Seems like he'd say yes to whatever gets him more money at this point.
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Luke Malaney from traffic skateboards. Visited San Antonio and dissed my homie Drake while he showed old clips. Here’s a quote straight from website. Dude is washed clearly. If you see this Luke, come see me again jersey boy.
While Malaney comes close to pulling off the impossible, he can never quite get it. Stewart estimates he's landed about 20 times, but he "just hits the ground like a sack of potatoes" upon impact. Malaney and Stewart have been at the same spot for almost four hours trying to get a clip that will live for only a couple of seconds in a 40-minute long video, and they have nothing to show for it by the day's end. Malaney, drenched in sweat, can't help but display his frustration.
It’s called an impossible for a reason.
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Monster energy: Drop half the team of nobodies and give Nyjah a signature drink.
What would it taste like?
Roofies
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Monster energy: Drop half the team of nobodies and give Nyjah a signature drink.
What would it taste like?
Roofies
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Luke Malaney from traffic skateboards. Visited San Antonio and dissed my homie Drake while he showed old clips. Here’s a quote straight from website. Dude is washed clearly. If you see this Luke, come see me again jersey boy.
While Malaney comes close to pulling off the impossible, he can never quite get it. Stewart estimates he's landed about 20 times, but he "just hits the ground like a sack of potatoes" upon impact. Malaney and Stewart have been at the same spot for almost four hours trying to get a clip that will live for only a couple of seconds in a 40-minute long video, and they have nothing to show for it by the day's end. Malaney, drenched in sweat, can't help but display his frustration.
Sorry your lil homie Drake's footage sucked.
I swear some of y’all are so funny.
Where’s your footy pussy
Yep Luke was right, Drakes footage sucks.
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Luke Malaney from traffic skateboards. Visited San Antonio and dissed my homie Drake while he showed old clips. Here’s a quote straight from website. Dude is washed clearly. If you see this Luke, come see me again jersey boy.
While Malaney comes close to pulling off the impossible, he can never quite get it. Stewart estimates he's landed about 20 times, but he "just hits the ground like a sack of potatoes" upon impact. Malaney and Stewart have been at the same spot for almost four hours trying to get a clip that will live for only a couple of seconds in a 40-minute long video, and they have nothing to show for it by the day's end. Malaney, drenched in sweat, can't help but display his frustration.
Sorry your lil homie Drake's footage sucked.
I swear some of y’all are so funny.
Where’s your footy pussy
Yep Luke was right, Drakes footage sucks.
you really are old and in the way.
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Anyone who cuts Foy is insane.
That kids the fucking truth. Even if some combos are meh. Jamie The Truth Foy.
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Id kick Dane Burman of zero and then id kick KB of everything.
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Anyone who cuts Foy is insane.
That kids the fucking truth. Even if some combos are meh. Jamie The Truth Foy.
Not only is he getting kicked off he’s getting kicked into the lava pit - evil brother of the Viking prince lookin ahh
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Id kick Dane Burman of zero
You mean you’d give that dude more time to be on IG?
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What about the aforementioned Drake’s footy sucked? Not wearing the right pants 10 years ago?
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Anyone who cuts Foy is insane.
That kids the fucking truth. Even if some combos are meh. Jamie The Truth Foy.
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Luke Malaney from traffic skateboards. Visited San Antonio and dissed my homie Drake while he showed old clips. Here’s a quote straight from website. Dude is washed clearly. If you see this Luke, come see me again jersey boy.
While Malaney comes close to pulling off the impossible, he can never quite get it. Stewart estimates he's landed about 20 times, but he "just hits the ground like a sack of potatoes" upon impact. Malaney and Stewart have been at the same spot for almost four hours trying to get a clip that will live for only a couple of seconds in a 40-minute long video, and they have nothing to show for it by the day's end. Malaney, drenched in sweat, can't help but display his frustration.
Sorry your lil homie Drake's footage sucked.
I swear some of y’all are so funny.
Where’s your footy pussy
Yep Luke was right, Drakes footage sucks.
What was Drake trying to do? Was he showing Luke and Josh to get on Traffic or Theories? Or to get into Static 6?
What's the rest of the story?
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Not hating but that Drake kid is probably the best fit for the Bones team I’ve ever seen.
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Anyone who cuts Foy is insane.
That kids the fucking truth. Even if some combos are meh. Jamie The Truth Foy.
For sure, but can someone cut his hair, lock away his Red Bull cap, and force feed him some fruits and vegetables?
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Anyone who cuts Foy is insane.
That kids the fucking truth. Even if some combos are meh. Jamie The Truth Foy.
For sure, but can someone cut his hair, lock away his Red Bull cap, and force feed him some fruits and vegetables?
Bruh, the cholesterol that sticks to the walls of his arteries is what helps him stick his crazy long grinds.
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Anyone who cuts Foy is insane.
Yeah starve foy
That kids the fucking truth. Even if some combos are meh. Jamie The Truth Foy.
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Anyone who cuts Foy is insane.
That kids the fucking truth. Even if some combos are meh. Jamie The Truth Foy.
Why do they call him Big Boy Foy when he's 4'11"?
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Anyone who cuts Foy is insane.
That kids the fucking truth. Even if some combos are meh. Jamie The Truth Foy.
Why do they call him Big Boy Foy when he's 4'11"?
His fat ass
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Anyone who cuts Foy is insane.
That kids the fucking truth. Even if some combos are meh. Jamie The Truth Foy.
Why do they call him Big Boy Foy when he's 4'11"?
Maybe you can find out for us. Foy uncut?
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Luke Malaney from traffic skateboards. Visited San Antonio and dissed my homie Drake while he showed old clips. Here’s a quote straight from website. Dude is washed clearly. If you see this Luke, come see me again jersey boy.
While Malaney comes close to pulling off the impossible, he can never quite get it. Stewart estimates he's landed about 20 times, but he "just hits the ground like a sack of potatoes" upon impact. Malaney and Stewart have been at the same spot for almost four hours trying to get a clip that will live for only a couple of seconds in a 40-minute long video, and they have nothing to show for it by the day's end. Malaney, drenched in sweat, can't help but display his frustration.
Sorry your lil homie Drake's footage sucked.
I swear some of y’all are so funny.
Where’s your footy pussy
Yep Luke was right, Drakes footage sucks.
What was Drake trying to do? Was he showing Luke and Josh to get on Traffic or Theories? Or to get into Static 6?
What's the rest of the story?
There’s no story, as they were just super hammered. Idk who josh is. It was more or less an ego contest. They were both dissing eachother equally. Obviously two conflicting styles.
I do know that when we hit the streets, Luke only wanted to skate a bank spot.
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Not hating but that Drake kid is probably the best fit for the Bones team I’ve ever seen.
LOL I nearly spit out my coffee.
I was gonna say Drake’s biggest mistake was filming all that for a Bones wheels part, but I think you’re right. He’s actually the perfect guy to film a full Bones wheels part lol
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Anyone who cuts Foy is insane.
That kids the fucking truth. Even if some combos are meh. Jamie The Truth Foy.
Why do they call him Big Boy Foy when he's 4'11"?
Hey, it's a wonderful ass!
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Fucking Awesome: I'd cut every rider EXCEPT Beatrice and then rename the company Handsome Girl Modeling School
”they made me take off my top”
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Not long ago Real took a bunch of guys off the official team, stopped making their boards (if they did have one) and moved them to the "forever" section on the team page. Here's some other dudes I'd do that to:
Jake Donnelly: Has been milking it for a while now. I was very surprised they took Justin Brock, Davis, Brockel, etc. off the team but kept Jake
Jafin Garvey: Has been am for like 6 years and still hasn't put out a part. Almost no one has heard of him and he's not even that good.
Max Schaaf: I love him but the "forever" section is exactly where he belongs. He's a legacy rider who stopped producing footage a VERY long time ago. I'm actually not even sure he still skates. It's weird that dudes like Peter Ramondetta and Davis Torgerson are considered retired and are off the actual team but Max isn't
Oof thanks for the reminder how absolutely burnt the Real team was and still is. They must be paying Ishod %125 of his board sales plus a salary just to keep him on and maintain relevancy. How are Krooked and Anti-Hero such great brands and Real such a steaming pile of dog shit?
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Not long ago Real took a bunch of guys off the official team, stopped making their boards (if they did have one) and moved them to the "forever" section on the team page. Here's some other dudes I'd do that to:
Jake Donnelly: Has been milking it for a while now. I was very surprised they took Justin Brock, Davis, Brockel, etc. off the team but kept Jake
Jafin Garvey: Has been am for like 6 years and still hasn't put out a part. Almost no one has heard of him and he's not even that good.
Max Schaaf: I love him but the "forever" section is exactly where he belongs. He's a legacy rider who stopped producing footage a VERY long time ago. I'm actually not even sure he still skates. It's weird that dudes like Peter Ramondetta and Davis Torgerson are considered retired and are off the actual team but Max isn't
Oof thanks for the reminder how absolutely burnt the Real team was and still is. They must be paying Ishod %125 of his board sales plus a salary just to keep him on and maintain relevancy. How are Krooked and Anti-Hero such great brands and Real such a steaming pile of dog shit?
That's a weird way to put it, considering how much stuff the current Real team has put out in the past year in addition to Ishod.
Nicole had another full part like yesterday, Mason just had the Take A Lap part on top of million other parts, Tanner/Gage/Praman had the Three Seasons vid couple month ago and the accompanying tour vid, Harry Lintell and Jimmy turned pro and put out parts, Zion, Jack Olsen, Chima,Herman Stene all show up all the time... Even Buzenitz had that 3rd and Army vid etc.
Real supports their riders, current and past, which is always respectable and how it should be done.
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Not long ago Real took a bunch of guys off the official team, stopped making their boards (if they did have one) and moved them to the "forever" section on the team page. Here's some other dudes I'd do that to:
Jake Donnelly: Has been milking it for a while now. I was very surprised they took Justin Brock, Davis, Brockel, etc. off the team but kept Jake
Jafin Garvey: Has been am for like 6 years and still hasn't put out a part. Almost no one has heard of him and he's not even that good.
Max Schaaf: I love him but the "forever" section is exactly where he belongs. He's a legacy rider who stopped producing footage a VERY long time ago. I'm actually not even sure he still skates. It's weird that dudes like Peter Ramondetta and Davis Torgerson are considered retired and are off the actual team but Max isn't
Oof thanks for the reminder how absolutely burnt the Real team was and still is. They must be paying Ishod %125 of his board sales plus a salary just to keep him on and maintain relevancy. How are Krooked and Anti-Hero such great brands and Real such a steaming pile of dog shit?
What the fuck are you talking about?
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Keep the skaters but whoever makes the decisions to waste cotton on ugly logo shirts needs to go
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Nike needs to stop pushing Jordans, the dude hasn't played one single goddamn game in 20 years. IRRELEVANT.
While we're at it, Converse needs to stop using Chuck Taylor's name, fucker hasn't sank a 3-pointer since 1922.
Hahah, while I agree in principle, the 3 point line did not exist until 1979.
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Luke Malaney from traffic skateboards. Visited San Antonio and dissed my homie Drake while he showed old clips. Here’s a quote straight from website. Dude is washed clearly. If you see this Luke, come see me again jersey boy.
While Malaney comes close to pulling off the impossible, he can never quite get it. Stewart estimates he's landed about 20 times, but he "just hits the ground like a sack of potatoes" upon impact. Malaney and Stewart have been at the same spot for almost four hours trying to get a clip that will live for only a couple of seconds in a 40-minute long video, and they have nothing to show for it by the day's end. Malaney, drenched in sweat, can't help but display his frustration.
Sorry your lil homie Drake's footage sucked.
I swear some of y’all are so funny.
Where’s your footy pussy
All my footage is on onlyfans but it pussy broke.
that might be the more relevant question: which pro's onlyfans would you buy if they gaped their ass on it?
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I got this gay. Leticia. Easy.
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It’d be a dream for Carlyle group via supreme to force violet to cease operating entirely
NB could cut Davis torgerson, what has he done recently. Dude peaked with the nollie hurricane in boondoggle
Is Marius syvanen on habitat still? Would kill for another part of his but it feels like it’s been years
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Luke Malaney from traffic skateboards. Visited San Antonio and dissed my homie Drake while he showed old clips. Here’s a quote straight from website. Dude is washed clearly. If you see this Luke, come see me again jersey boy.
While Malaney comes close to pulling off the impossible, he can never quite get it. Stewart estimates he's landed about 20 times, but he "just hits the ground like a sack of potatoes" upon impact. Malaney and Stewart have been at the same spot for almost four hours trying to get a clip that will live for only a couple of seconds in a 40-minute long video, and they have nothing to show for it by the day's end. Malaney, drenched in sweat, can't help but display his frustration.
Sorry your lil homie Drake's footage sucked.
I swear some of y’all are so funny.
Where’s your footy pussy
Yep Luke was right, Drakes footage sucks.
What was Drake trying to do? Was he showing Luke and Josh to get on Traffic or Theories? Or to get into Static 6?
What's the rest of the story?
I do know that when we hit the streets, Luke only wanted to skate a bank spot.
Washed
Drakes an asshole, I’ve met him once and that was enough, but I’d much rather watch a malaney part than drake stutter push up to a 12 for a busted ass hardflip, never met Malaney but his skating is a thousand times more enjoyable to watch in my opinion, showing footage to pros is kinda weird too, was he trying to show them spots? Or like was he like “yo check this shit out” kinda cooked if that was the case, especially if this was recently
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Luke Malaney from traffic skateboards. Visited San Antonio and dissed my homie Drake while he showed old clips. Here’s a quote straight from website. Dude is washed clearly. If you see this Luke, come see me again jersey boy.
While Malaney comes close to pulling off the impossible, he can never quite get it. Stewart estimates he's landed about 20 times, but he "just hits the ground like a sack of potatoes" upon impact. Malaney and Stewart have been at the same spot for almost four hours trying to get a clip that will live for only a couple of seconds in a 40-minute long video, and they have nothing to show for it by the day's end. Malaney, drenched in sweat, can't help but display his frustration.
Sorry your lil homie Drake's footage sucked.
I swear some of y’all are so funny.
Where’s your footy pussy
Yep Luke was right, Drakes footage sucks.
What was Drake trying to do? Was he showing Luke and Josh to get on Traffic or Theories? Or to get into Static 6?
What's the rest of the story?
I do know that when we hit the streets, Luke only wanted to skate a bank spot.
Washed
Drakes an asshole, I’ve met him once and that was enough, but I’d much rather watch a malaney part than drake stutter push up to a 12 for a busted ass hardflip, never met Malaney but his skating is a thousand times more enjoyable to watch in my opinion, showing footage to pros is kinda weird too, was he trying to show them spots? Or like was he like “yo check this shit out” kinda cooked if that was the case, especially if this was recently
By reading out some of y’all’s posts I’d say the vast majority are assholes. What’s your point there? You got sad when he cool guyed you? Sounds like general human nature on both ends. If you wanna talk about malaney personality-wise, this guy steps right out the car and starts pissing on a bush in front of dudes gf. If that’s not a lack of self awareness, he should go see a dr about his crooked pinky.
Merely, two drunks showing eachother parts. Malaney decides to talk down on another man’s skating while
In his home. Not that serious. Geez I thought slap was just for shit talking, but mostly just wah wah baby criers.
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yeah Neen doesn’t fit there anymore. maybe Element?
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Not long ago Real took a bunch of guys off the official team, stopped making their boards (if they did have one) and moved them to the "forever" section on the team page. Here's some other dudes I'd do that to:
Jake Donnelly: Has been milking it for a while now. I was very surprised they took Justin Brock, Davis, Brockel, etc. off the team but kept Jake
Jafin Garvey: Has been am for like 6 years and still hasn't put out a part. Almost no one has heard of him and he's not even that good.
Max Schaaf: I love him but the "forever" section is exactly where he belongs. He's a legacy rider who stopped producing footage a VERY long time ago. I'm actually not even sure he still skates. It's weird that dudes like Peter Ramondetta and Davis Torgerson are considered retired and are off the actual team but Max isn't
Oof thanks for the reminder how absolutely burnt the Real team was and still is. They must be paying Ishod %125 of his board sales plus a salary just to keep him on and maintain relevancy. How are Krooked and Anti-Hero such great brands and Real such a steaming pile of dog shit?
That's a weird way to put it, considering how much stuff the current Real team has put out in the past year in addition to Ishod.
Nicole had another full part like yesterday, Mason just had the Take A Lap part on top of million other parts, Tanner/Gage/Praman had the Three Seasons vid couple month ago and the accompanying tour vid, Harry Lintell and Jimmy turned pro and put out parts, Zion, Jack Olsen, Chima,Herman Stene all show up all the time... Even Buzenitz had that 3rd and Army vid etc.
Real supports their riders, current and past, which is always respectable and how it should be done.
Yea, real is and always has been a great company for a bunch of reasons. OG, Ill team, good graphics and they support their team. How many SOTYs are on the team?
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Luke Malaney from traffic skateboards. Visited San Antonio and dissed my homie Drake while he showed old clips. Here’s a quote straight from website. Dude is washed clearly. If you see this Luke, come see me again jersey boy.
While Malaney comes close to pulling off the impossible, he can never quite get it. Stewart estimates he's landed about 20 times, but he "just hits the ground like a sack of potatoes" upon impact. Malaney and Stewart have been at the same spot for almost four hours trying to get a clip that will live for only a couple of seconds in a 40-minute long video, and they have nothing to show for it by the day's end. Malaney, drenched in sweat, can't help but display his frustration.
Sorry your lil homie Drake's footage sucked.
I swear some of y’all are so funny.
Where’s your footy pussy
Yep Luke was right, Drakes footage sucks.
What was Drake trying to do? Was he showing Luke and Josh to get on Traffic or Theories? Or to get into Static 6?
What's the rest of the story?
I do know that when we hit the streets, Luke only wanted to skate a bank spot.
Washed
Drakes an asshole, I’ve met him once and that was enough, but I’d much rather watch a malaney part than drake stutter push up to a 12 for a busted ass hardflip, never met Malaney but his skating is a thousand times more enjoyable to watch in my opinion, showing footage to pros is kinda weird too, was he trying to show them spots? Or like was he like “yo check this shit out” kinda cooked if that was the case, especially if this was recently
Merely, two drunks showing eachother parts. Malaney decides to talk down on another man’s skating while
In his home. Not that serious. Geez I thought slap was just for shit talking, but mostly just wah wah baby criers.
Lmaoooo Drake wishes he could cool guy anyone, what this really sounds like is this luke fella dissed your homeboys bland, boring, milquetoast ass skating and your airing it out on slap, anyways I could care less about either party involved but like I said earlier, purely based on style and who is more enjoyable to watch I’m going malaney on this one bucko, in fact if I was the Bones TM I’m cuttin Drake Flores, why would we need to keep flowing wheels to some nobody out of San Antonio who’s skating looks like every other 12 year olds….except he’s in his 20s
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Luke Malaney from traffic skateboards. Visited San Antonio and dissed my homie Drake while he showed old clips. Here’s a quote straight from website. Dude is washed clearly. If you see this Luke, come see me again jersey boy.
While Malaney comes close to pulling off the impossible, he can never quite get it. Stewart estimates he's landed about 20 times, but he "just hits the ground like a sack of potatoes" upon impact. Malaney and Stewart have been at the same spot for almost four hours trying to get a clip that will live for only a couple of seconds in a 40-minute long video, and they have nothing to show for it by the day's end. Malaney, drenched in sweat, can't help but display his frustration.
Sorry your lil homie Drake's footage sucked.
I swear some of y’all are so funny.
Where’s your footy pussy
Yep Luke was right, Drakes footage sucks.
What was Drake trying to do? Was he showing Luke and Josh to get on Traffic or Theories? Or to get into Static 6?
What's the rest of the story?
I do know that when we hit the streets, Luke only wanted to skate a bank spot.
Washed
Drakes an asshole, I’ve met him once and that was enough, but I’d much rather watch a malaney part than drake stutter push up to a 12 for a busted ass hardflip, never met Malaney but his skating is a thousand times more enjoyable to watch in my opinion, showing footage to pros is kinda weird too, was he trying to show them spots? Or like was he like “yo check this shit out” kinda cooked if that was the case, especially if this was recently
Merely, two drunks showing eachother parts. Malaney decides to talk down on another man’s skating while
In his home. Not that serious. Geez I thought slap was just for shit talking, but mostly just wah wah baby criers.
Lmaoooo Drake wishes he could cool guy anyone, what this really sounds like is this luke fella dissed your homeboys bland, boring, milquetoast ass skating and your airing it out on slap, anyways I could care less about either party involved but like I said earlier, purely based on style and who is more enjoyable to watch I’m going malaney on this one bucko, in fact if I was the Bones TM I’m cuttin Drake Flores, why would we need to keep flowing wheels to some nobody out of San Antonio who’s skating looks like every other 12 year olds….except he’s in his 20s
Post your footy already. See if anyone wants to see you slappy at food4less.
You speak from a perspective it seems, so fill me in.
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Luke Malaney from traffic skateboards. Visited San Antonio and dissed my homie Drake while he showed old clips. Here’s a quote straight from website. Dude is washed clearly. If you see this Luke, come see me again jersey boy.
While Malaney comes close to pulling off the impossible, he can never quite get it. Stewart estimates he's landed about 20 times, but he "just hits the ground like a sack of potatoes" upon impact. Malaney and Stewart have been at the same spot for almost four hours trying to get a clip that will live for only a couple of seconds in a 40-minute long video, and they have nothing to show for it by the day's end. Malaney, drenched in sweat, can't help but display his frustration.
Sorry your lil homie Drake's footage sucked.
I swear some of y’all are so funny.
Where’s your footy pussy
Yep Luke was right, Drakes footage sucks.
What was Drake trying to do? Was he showing Luke and Josh to get on Traffic or Theories? Or to get into Static 6?
What's the rest of the story?
I do know that when we hit the streets, Luke only wanted to skate a bank spot.
Washed
Drakes an asshole, I’ve met him once and that was enough, but I’d much rather watch a malaney part than drake stutter push up to a 12 for a busted ass hardflip, never met Malaney but his skating is a thousand times more enjoyable to watch in my opinion, showing footage to pros is kinda weird too, was he trying to show them spots? Or like was he like “yo check this shit out” kinda cooked if that was the case, especially if this was recently
Merely, two drunks showing eachother parts. Malaney decides to talk down on another man’s skating while
In his home. Not that serious. Geez I thought slap was just for shit talking, but mostly just wah wah baby criers.
Lmaoooo Drake wishes he could cool guy anyone, what this really sounds like is this luke fella dissed your homeboys bland, boring, milquetoast ass skating and your airing it out on slap, anyways I could care less about either party involved but like I said earlier, purely based on style and who is more enjoyable to watch I’m going malaney on this one bucko, in fact if I was the Bones TM I’m cuttin Drake Flores, why would we need to keep flowing wheels to some nobody out of San Antonio who’s skating looks like every other 12 year olds….except he’s in his 20s
You speak from a perspective it seems, so fill me in.
Lol while this isn’t about me, i did post some old footage in the post your footage thread so go rifle through that if your really butthurt about me talking trash about your best friend Drake, funny asking anyone to see footage coming from you…… also I’m pretty sure everyone speaks from a perspective??? What perspective do you speak from? A fucking idiots???
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Luke Malaney from traffic skateboards. Visited San Antonio and dissed my homie Drake while he showed old clips. Here’s a quote straight from website. Dude is washed clearly. If you see this Luke, come see me again jersey boy.
While Malaney comes close to pulling off the impossible, he can never quite get it. Stewart estimates he's landed about 20 times, but he "just hits the ground like a sack of potatoes" upon impact. Malaney and Stewart have been at the same spot for almost four hours trying to get a clip that will live for only a couple of seconds in a 40-minute long video, and they have nothing to show for it by the day's end. Malaney, drenched in sweat, can't help but display his frustration.
Sorry your lil homie Drake's footage sucked.
I swear some of y’all are so funny.
Where’s your footy pussy
Yep Luke was right, Drakes footage sucks.
What was Drake trying to do? Was he showing Luke and Josh to get on Traffic or Theories? Or to get into Static 6?
What's the rest of the story?
I do know that when we hit the streets, Luke only wanted to skate a bank spot.
Washed
Drakes an asshole, I’ve met him once and that was enough, but I’d much rather watch a malaney part than drake stutter push up to a 12 for a busted ass hardflip, never met Malaney but his skating is a thousand times more enjoyable to watch in my opinion, showing footage to pros is kinda weird too, was he trying to show them spots? Or like was he like “yo check this shit out” kinda cooked if that was the case, especially if this was recently
Merely, two drunks showing eachother parts. Malaney decides to talk down on another man’s skating while
In his home. Not that serious. Geez I thought slap was just for shit talking, but mostly just wah wah baby criers.
Lmaoooo Drake wishes he could cool guy anyone, what this really sounds like is this luke fella dissed your homeboys bland, boring, milquetoast ass skating and your airing it out on slap, anyways I could care less about either party involved but like I said earlier, purely based on style and who is more enjoyable to watch I’m going malaney on this one bucko, in fact if I was the Bones TM I’m cuttin Drake Flores, why would we need to keep flowing wheels to some nobody out of San Antonio who’s skating looks like every other 12 year olds….except he’s in his 20s
You speak from a perspective it seems, so fill me in.
Lol while this isn’t about me, i did post some old footage in the post your footage thread so go rifle through that if your really butthurt about me talking trash about your best friend Drake, funny asking anyone to see footage coming from you…… also I’m pretty sure everyone speaks from a perspective??? What perspective do you speak from? A fucking idiots???
Hahaha, I love the way threads on slap devolve into this type of shit. This is what we’re here for, also, yes everyone is coming from some sort of perspective. Idiot
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It’d be a dream for Carlyle group via supreme to force violet to cease operating entirely
NB could cut Davis torgerson, what has he done recently. Dude peaked with the nollie hurricane in boondoggle
Is Marius syvanen on habitat still? Would kill for another part of his but it feels like it’s been years
Davis retired over 2 years ago.
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that dude nico from lakai
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This is a good one.
I’m cutting Franky from Primitive so I can put on take Jamie Foy.
I’m cutting Jacapo from Baker and putting on Alexis Sablone.
I might get heat for this but I’m cutting Rowan Davis from Girl so I can Kelly Hart.
I’m cutting Trey from Primitive so i can add Sewa.
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I might get heat for this but I’m cutting Rowan Davis from Girl so I can Kelly Hart.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KEjWTZ9eBAI
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I might get heat for this but I’m cutting Rowan Davis from Girl so I can Kelly Hart.
lol classic @WorldsbestWeedsm0ker comment
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This is a good one.
I’m cutting Franky from Primitive so I can put on take Jamie Foy.
I’m cutting Jacapo from Baker and putting on Alexis Sablone.
I might get heat for this but I’m cutting Rowan Davis from Girl so I can Kelly Hart.
I’m cutting Trey from Primitive so i can add Sewa.
https://youtu.be/ddsZTFSfXaw
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Luke Malaney from traffic skateboards. Visited San Antonio and dissed my homie Drake while he showed old clips. Here’s a quote straight from website. Dude is washed clearly. If you see this Luke, come see me again jersey boy.
While Malaney comes close to pulling off the impossible, he can never quite get it. Stewart estimates he's landed about 20 times, but he "just hits the ground like a sack of potatoes" upon impact. Malaney and Stewart have been at the same spot for almost four hours trying to get a clip that will live for only a couple of seconds in a 40-minute long video, and they have nothing to show for it by the day's end. Malaney, drenched in sweat, can't help but display his frustration.
Sorry your lil homie Drake's footage sucked.
I swear some of y’all are so funny.
Where’s your footy pussy
Yep Luke was right, Drakes footage sucks.
What was Drake trying to do? Was he showing Luke and Josh to get on Traffic or Theories? Or to get into Static 6?
What's the rest of the story?
I do know that when we hit the streets, Luke only wanted to skate a bank spot.
Washed
Drakes an asshole, I’ve met him once and that was enough, but I’d much rather watch a malaney part than drake stutter push up to a 12 for a busted ass hardflip, never met Malaney but his skating is a thousand times more enjoyable to watch in my opinion, showing footage to pros is kinda weird too, was he trying to show them spots? Or like was he like “yo check this shit out” kinda cooked if that was the case, especially if this was recently
Merely, two drunks showing eachother parts. Malaney decides to talk down on another man’s skating while
In his home. Not that serious. Geez I thought slap was just for shit talking, but mostly just wah wah baby criers.
Lmaoooo Drake wishes he could cool guy anyone, what this really sounds like is this luke fella dissed your homeboys bland, boring, milquetoast ass skating and your airing it out on slap, anyways I could care less about either party involved but like I said earlier, purely based on style and who is more enjoyable to watch I’m going malaney on this one bucko, in fact if I was the Bones TM I’m cuttin Drake Flores, why would we need to keep flowing wheels to some nobody out of San Antonio who’s skating looks like every other 12 year olds….except he’s in his 20s
You speak from a perspective it seems, so fill me in.
Lol while this isn’t about me, i did post some old footage in the post your footage thread so go rifle through that if your really butthurt about me talking trash about your best friend Drake, funny asking anyone to see footage coming from you…… also I’m pretty sure everyone speaks from a perspective??? What perspective do you speak from? A fucking idiots???
Hahaha, I love the way threads on slap devolve into this type of shit. This is what we’re here for, also, yes everyone is coming from some sort of perspective. Idiot
It’s so funny that’s this got so much attention for the fact that Luke has always been nothing but a good dude. I’ve known him since I was 14 can not thing of one negative thing to say about him.
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Luke Malaney from traffic skateboards. Visited San Antonio and dissed my homie Drake while he showed old clips. Here’s a quote straight from website. Dude is washed clearly. If you see this Luke, come see me again jersey boy.
While Malaney comes close to pulling off the impossible, he can never quite get it. Stewart estimates he's landed about 20 times, but he "just hits the ground like a sack of potatoes" upon impact. Malaney and Stewart have been at the same spot for almost four hours trying to get a clip that will live for only a couple of seconds in a 40-minute long video, and they have nothing to show for it by the day's end. Malaney, drenched in sweat, can't help but display his frustration.
Sorry your lil homie Drake's footage sucked.
I swear some of y’all are so funny.
Where’s your footy pussy
Yep Luke was right, Drakes footage sucks.
What was Drake trying to do? Was he showing Luke and Josh to get on Traffic or Theories? Or to get into Static 6?
What's the rest of the story?
I do know that when we hit the streets, Luke only wanted to skate a bank spot.
Washed
Drakes an asshole, I’ve met him once and that was enough, but I’d much rather watch a malaney part than drake stutter push up to a 12 for a busted ass hardflip, never met Malaney but his skating is a thousand times more enjoyable to watch in my opinion, showing footage to pros is kinda weird too, was he trying to show them spots? Or like was he like “yo check this shit out” kinda cooked if that was the case, especially if this was recently
Merely, two drunks showing eachother parts. Malaney decides to talk down on another man’s skating while
In his home. Not that serious. Geez I thought slap was just for shit talking, but mostly just wah wah baby criers.
found drake's slap handle guys @Baglady
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I’d cut the whole Powell team except for && and Hiett. The rest need to be as kooky as those two or they can’t hang. And not Dan Corrigan kooky, I’m talkin’ like “characters”. So yeah, Deville’s out too. NKA Vids can hang though, he’s harmless.
We're talking about Richie Jackson-level of kookery?
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I’d cut the whole Powell team except for && and Hiett. The rest need to be as kooky as those two or they can’t hang. And not Dan Corrigan kooky, I’m talkin’ like “characters”. So yeah, Deville’s out too. NKA Vids can hang though, he’s harmless.
We're talking about Richie Jackson-level of kookery?
On the board, sure, Richie would fit - but not like politically or personally ;D
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Slash furby moose
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Adidas - Dan mancina (he’d never see it coming)
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Nike SB:
Guy Mariano - no part since pretty sweet, sorry buddy you're cut
John Fitzgerald - we can put in a good word with Vans, but youre done here.
He never fully convinced me but I was down that he got recognized and sponsored... but its been A LOT of years since those early days (his OIAM was 13 years ago, damn)
He's on hockey and he's simply not-that-good: he's trying it out there but his skill level its sub-par to the industry, even to his teammates
Thank you
I always said it and got crucified.
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Nike SB:
Guy Mariano - no part since pretty sweet, sorry buddy you're cut
John Fitzgerald - we can put in a good word with Vans, but youre done here.
He never fully convinced me but I was down that he got recognized and sponsored... but its been A LOT of years since those early days (his OIAM was 13 years ago, damn)
He's on hockey and he's simply not-that-good: he's trying it out there but his skill level its sub-par to the industry, even to his teammates
Thank you
I always said it and got crucified.
He pisses blood for our entertainment - how could u not fuck with these clips?
https://m.facebook.com/boardworld/videos/john-fitzgerald-hockey-x/461741418715386/
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Luke Malaney from traffic skateboards. Visited San Antonio and dissed my homie Drake while he showed old clips. Here’s a quote straight from website. Dude is washed clearly. If you see this Luke, come see me again jersey boy.
While Malaney comes close to pulling off the impossible, he can never quite get it. Stewart estimates he's landed about 20 times, but he "just hits the ground like a sack of potatoes" upon impact. Malaney and Stewart have been at the same spot for almost four hours trying to get a clip that will live for only a couple of seconds in a 40-minute long video, and they have nothing to show for it by the day's end. Malaney, drenched in sweat, can't help but display his frustration.
Sorry your lil homie Drake's footage sucked.
I swear some of y’all are so funny.
Where’s your footy pussy
Yep Luke was right, Drakes footage sucks.
What was Drake trying to do? Was he showing Luke and Josh to get on Traffic or Theories? Or to get into Static 6?
What's the rest of the story?
I do know that when we hit the streets, Luke only wanted to skate a bank spot.
Washed
Drakes an asshole, I’ve met him once and that was enough, but I’d much rather watch a malaney part than drake stutter push up to a 12 for a busted ass hardflip, never met Malaney but his skating is a thousand times more enjoyable to watch in my opinion, showing footage to pros is kinda weird too, was he trying to show them spots? Or like was he like “yo check this shit out” kinda cooked if that was the case, especially if this was recently
https://www.reddit.com/r/Drizzy/comments/ph2m3c/drake_drake_drake_drake_dj_akademiks_sleeping_on/
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Adidas - Dan mancina (he’d never see it coming)
Haha damn that’s fucked up
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Nike SB:
Guy Mariano - no part since pretty sweet, sorry buddy you're cut
John Fitzgerald - we can put in a good word with Vans, but youre done here.
He never fully convinced me but I was down that he got recognized and sponsored... but its been A LOT of years since those early days (his OIAM was 13 years ago, damn)
He's on hockey and he's simply not-that-good: he's trying it out there but his skill level its sub-par to the industry, even to his teammates
Thank you
I always said it and got crucified.
https://m.facebook.com/boardworld/videos/john-fitzgerald-hockey-x/461741418715386/
Chill dude. He is just tall.
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Biden Harris....We gotta get rid of those fucks.
The better than the alternative crew needs to fuck off back to elsewhere
Ain't there any pals with political clout we can put up?
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Baglady killing his homie Drakes reputation on here is fucking funny