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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: håkanhellström on March 15, 2024, 01:44:23 AM
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How tall is max palmer? I need to know
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Everyone that’s tried to measure him so far hasn’t had any luck. He is way faster than you’d think.
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about three, maybe six
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Three paces, one rod and 2 pyramid inches in human length
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He is an US pro. He is probably not that tall. Ed Templeton or BA is not very tall even though they look tall on photos. What kind of question is this?
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Donny Barley looked almost like a midget when I saw him.
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He is an US pro. He is probably not that tall. Ed Templeton or BA is not very tall even though they look tall on photos. What kind of question is this?
Surely this is squishy bait but BA is definitely over 6'2 and Templeton has to be over 6 feet tall at the least. Donny Barley is surely a short king though. That's a good chunk of the original Toy Machine team. The Chief and The Muska have to be in between I reckon. Below 6 feet but above 5'8ish... Time to inaccurately Google skater's heights! Just last year I believed google when it told me Dennis Busenitz was 6'10. The dude is 5'10 at most lol...
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He is an US pro. He is probably not that tall. Ed Templeton or BA is not very tall even though they look tall on photos. What kind of question is this?
Surely this is squishy bait but BA is definitely over 6'2 and Templeton has to be over 6 feet tall at the least. Donny Barley is surely a short king though. That's a good chunk of the original Toy Machine team. The Chief and The Muska have to be in between I reckon. Below 6 feet but above 5'8ish... Time to inaccurately Google skater's heights! Just last year I believed google when it told me Dennis Busenitz was 6'10. The dude is 5'10 at most lol...
yes the welcome to hell team is how i measure how tall a US pro is 8)
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He is an US pro. He is probably not that tall. Ed Templeton or BA is not very tall even though they look tall on photos. What kind of question is this?
Surely this is squishy bait but BA is definitely over 6'2 and Templeton has to be over 6 feet tall at the least. Donny Barley is surely a short king though. That's a good chunk of the original Toy Machine team. The Chief and The Muska have to be in between I reckon. Below 6 feet but above 5'8ish... Time to inaccurately Google skater's heights! Just last year I believed google when it told me Dennis Busenitz was 6'10. The dude is 5'10 at most lol...
There’s definitely some 6’ers being called 6’2” out there. I think they’re almost forced into it to prop out the whole short kings house of cards.
In this scenario you’d have Brian Herman and maybe Spanky talking to Reynolds like “well he’s 5’10.5” and I’m like 5’9.75” roughly, and you gotta be like 6 inches taller than us so you’re like 6’3” right?”
I never realized that this was an American pro thing especially though.
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I'd say Max 6 foot even, Nik Stain 6'1", Casper / Mike 5'11", Remy and Tom 5'10", Kyron 5'9", Sylvain 5'8", Chris Jones 6'2"
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BA is like 6’3”-6’4”
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Ed Templeton looks in footage and skates like he is tall, but when I ran into him he was surprisingly shorter than expected. And this was in the mid 90s before he got all pudgey. I don't have an exact number but maybe 5' 8".
BA is tall though.
Max Palmer, no idea.
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In the first 917 vid, Max was kissing that shorty that was taller than him. Might be useful in triangulating his actual height.
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I'd say Max 6 foot even, Nik Stain 6'1", Casper / Mike 5'11", Remy and Tom 5'10", Kyron 5'9", Sylvain 5'8", Chris Jones 6'2"
wtf lol
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He’s 5’7. Why?
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Between 5’10” and 6’4” depending on which liquor store he’s leaving
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tall enough to attract indie girls
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Someone please put him in that team photo with all those shorty's and see how it scales
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Max is exactly as tall as he wants to be.
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He's 18 hands high and not a finger more.
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In the first 917 vid, Max was kissing that shorty that was taller than him. Might be useful in triangulating his actual height.
She was standing on a curb and he was standing in the street
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Ed Templeton looks in footage and skates like he is tall, but when I ran into him he was surprisingly shorter than expected. And this was in the mid 90s before he got all pudgey. I don't have an exact number but maybe 5' 8".
BA is tall though.
Max Palmer, no idea.
Yeah Ed looks hella tall especially back in the day cause he was so skinny and wore the high pants but when I saw him at Slam City Jam in '98 I was shocked to discover he was basically the same height as me. 5"8".
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I’m 5ft 8 as measured by my doctor and Ed is taller than me
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grind session citation
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In the first 917 vid, Max was kissing that shorty that was taller than him. Might be useful in triangulating his actual height.
She was standing on a curb and he was standing in the street
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Did you create an account just to try to correct me lol
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In the first 917 vid, Max was kissing that shorty that was taller than him. Might be useful in triangulating his actual height.
She was standing on a curb and he was standing in the street
(https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.5073735663.6317/bg,f8f8f8-flat,750x,075,f-pad,750x1000,f8f8f8.jpg)
Did you create an account just to try to correct me lol
This is what I come here for
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In the first 917 vid, Max was kissing that shorty that was taller than him. Might be useful in triangulating his actual height.
She was standing on a curb and he was standing in the street
(https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.5073735663.6317/bg,f8f8f8-flat,750x,075,f-pad,750x1000,f8f8f8.jpg)
Did you create an account just to try to correct me lol
my bad bro didn't realize you were infallible and not to be questioned. don't take it so personally lol
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In the first 917 vid, Max was kissing that shorty that was taller than him. Might be useful in triangulating his actual height.
She was standing on a curb and he was standing in the street
(https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.5073735663.6317/bg,f8f8f8-flat,750x,075,f-pad,750x1000,f8f8f8.jpg)
Did you create an account just to try to correct me lol
my bad bro didn't realize you were infallible and not to be questioned. don't take it so personally lol
Well now you know. Welcome to slap.
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i’m 5’8 and when the limo team came to graveside, he was a good 4-5 inches taller than me
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Three apples tall.
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He's 18 hands high and not a finger more.
Of horse you know that Mikey Taylor clocks in at a very respectable 17 hands but he still falls short of Max’s impressive stature.
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Between 5’10” and 6’4” depending on which liquor store he’s leaving
Gnarred
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i’m 5’8 and when the limo team came to graveside, he was a good 4-5 inches taller than me
So you’re about the height of the fire hydrant?