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How tall is max palmer?
« on: March 15, 2024, 01:44:23 AM »
How tall is max palmer? I need to know

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Re: How tall is max palmer?
« Reply #1 on: March 15, 2024, 02:50:25 AM »
Everyone that’s tried to measure him so far hasn’t had any luck. He is way faster than you’d think.

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Re: How tall is max palmer?
« Reply #2 on: March 15, 2024, 03:20:44 AM »
about three, maybe six

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Re: How tall is max palmer?
« Reply #3 on: March 15, 2024, 03:28:09 AM »
Three paces, one rod and 2 pyramid inches in human length

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Re: How tall is max palmer?
« Reply #4 on: March 15, 2024, 03:28:25 AM »
He is an US pro. He is probably not that tall. Ed Templeton or BA is not very tall even though they look tall on photos. What kind of question is this?

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Re: How tall is max palmer?
« Reply #5 on: March 15, 2024, 03:29:18 AM »
Donny Barley looked almost like a midget when I saw him.

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Re: How tall is max palmer?
« Reply #6 on: March 15, 2024, 03:45:11 AM »
He is an US pro. He is probably not that tall. Ed Templeton or BA is not very tall even though they look tall on photos. What kind of question is this?

Surely this is squishy bait but BA is definitely over 6'2 and Templeton has to be over 6 feet tall at the least. Donny Barley is surely a short king though. That's a good chunk of the original Toy Machine team. The Chief and The Muska have to be in between I reckon. Below 6 feet but above 5'8ish... Time to inaccurately Google skater's heights! Just last year I believed google when it told me Dennis Busenitz was 6'10. The dude is 5'10 at most lol...

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Re: How tall is max palmer?
« Reply #7 on: March 15, 2024, 04:51:37 AM »
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He is an US pro. He is probably not that tall. Ed Templeton or BA is not very tall even though they look tall on photos. What kind of question is this?
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Surely this is squishy bait but BA is definitely over 6'2 and Templeton has to be over 6 feet tall at the least. Donny Barley is surely a short king though. That's a good chunk of the original Toy Machine team. The Chief and The Muska have to be in between I reckon. Below 6 feet but above 5'8ish... Time to inaccurately Google skater's heights! Just last year I believed google when it told me Dennis Busenitz was 6'10. The dude is 5'10 at most lol...

yes the welcome to hell team is how i measure how tall a US pro is  8)

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Re: How tall is max palmer?
« Reply #8 on: March 15, 2024, 06:06:05 AM »
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He is an US pro. He is probably not that tall. Ed Templeton or BA is not very tall even though they look tall on photos. What kind of question is this?
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Surely this is squishy bait but BA is definitely over 6'2 and Templeton has to be over 6 feet tall at the least. Donny Barley is surely a short king though. That's a good chunk of the original Toy Machine team. The Chief and The Muska have to be in between I reckon. Below 6 feet but above 5'8ish... Time to inaccurately Google skater's heights! Just last year I believed google when it told me Dennis Busenitz was 6'10. The dude is 5'10 at most lol...

There’s definitely some 6’ers being called 6’2” out there.  I think they’re almost forced into it to prop out the whole short kings house of cards. 
In this scenario you’d have Brian Herman and maybe Spanky talking to Reynolds like “well he’s 5’10.5” and I’m like 5’9.75” roughly, and you gotta be like 6 inches taller than us so you’re like 6’3” right?”
I never realized that this was an American pro thing especially though.

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Re: How tall is max palmer?
« Reply #9 on: March 15, 2024, 06:21:51 AM »
I'd say Max 6 foot even, Nik Stain 6'1", Casper / Mike 5'11", Remy and Tom 5'10", Kyron 5'9", Sylvain 5'8", Chris Jones 6'2"

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Re: How tall is max palmer?
« Reply #10 on: March 15, 2024, 06:28:06 AM »
BA is like 6’3”-6’4”

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Re: How tall is max palmer?
« Reply #11 on: March 15, 2024, 06:41:54 AM »
Ed Templeton looks in footage and skates like he is tall, but when I ran into him he was surprisingly shorter than expected. And this was in the mid 90s before he got all pudgey. I don't have an exact number but maybe 5' 8".

BA is tall though.

Max Palmer, no idea.
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Re: How tall is max palmer?
« Reply #12 on: March 15, 2024, 06:49:02 AM »
In the first 917 vid, Max was kissing that shorty that was taller than him. Might be useful in triangulating his actual height.

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Re: How tall is max palmer?
« Reply #13 on: March 15, 2024, 06:54:01 AM »
I'd say Max 6 foot even, Nik Stain 6'1", Casper / Mike 5'11", Remy and Tom 5'10", Kyron 5'9", Sylvain 5'8", Chris Jones 6'2"

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Re: How tall is max palmer?
« Reply #14 on: March 15, 2024, 06:56:48 AM »
He’s 5’7. Why?

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Re: How tall is max palmer?
« Reply #15 on: March 15, 2024, 09:24:47 AM »
Between 5’10” and 6’4” depending on which liquor store he’s leaving

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Re: How tall is max palmer?
« Reply #16 on: March 15, 2024, 10:29:04 AM »
tall enough to attract indie girls

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Re: How tall is max palmer?
« Reply #17 on: March 15, 2024, 11:32:07 AM »
Someone please put him in that team photo with all those shorty's and see how it scales
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Re: How tall is max palmer?
« Reply #18 on: March 15, 2024, 11:36:01 AM »
Max is exactly as tall as he wants to be.

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Re: How tall is max palmer?
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Re: How tall is max palmer?
« Reply #20 on: March 15, 2024, 12:22:48 PM »
He's 18 hands high and not a finger more.

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Re: How tall is max palmer?
« Reply #21 on: March 15, 2024, 12:40:58 PM »
In the first 917 vid, Max was kissing that shorty that was taller than him. Might be useful in triangulating his actual height.

She was standing on a curb and he was standing in the street

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Re: How tall is max palmer?
« Reply #22 on: March 15, 2024, 12:45:05 PM »
Ed Templeton looks in footage and skates like he is tall, but when I ran into him he was surprisingly shorter than expected. And this was in the mid 90s before he got all pudgey. I don't have an exact number but maybe 5' 8".

BA is tall though.

Max Palmer, no idea.

Yeah Ed looks hella tall especially back in the day cause he was so skinny and wore the high pants but when I saw him at Slam City Jam in '98 I was shocked to discover he was basically the same height as me. 5"8".

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Re: How tall is max palmer?
« Reply #23 on: March 15, 2024, 12:57:48 PM »
I’m 5ft 8 as measured by my doctor and Ed is taller than me



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Re: How tall is max palmer?
« Reply #24 on: March 15, 2024, 12:58:59 PM »
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Re: How tall is max palmer?
« Reply #25 on: March 15, 2024, 02:50:32 PM »
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Re: How tall is max palmer?
« Reply #26 on: March 15, 2024, 05:53:41 PM »
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Re: How tall is max palmer?
« Reply #27 on: March 15, 2024, 06:44:17 PM »
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Re: How tall is max palmer?
« Reply #28 on: March 16, 2024, 07:02:29 AM »
i’m 5’8 and when the limo team came to graveside, he was a good 4-5 inches taller than me

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Re: How tall is max palmer?
« Reply #29 on: March 16, 2024, 11:31:32 AM »
Three apples tall.