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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: Jackson Version 2.01 on February 08, 2008, 08:36:24 PM
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Didn't know how else to contact you, but my friends video is coming out pretty soon, and I'm trying to finish up filming to have a part, so if ya wanna throw in a trick as a 'guest' skater, that'd be rad as heaven.
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hands off, he's mine! >:(
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how bad can the trick be?
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If it won't give me second hand embarrasment, what's the point ;)
I don't care honestly, I just think it'd be rad/funny
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jacksons the trick, remember you picked him up?
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jacksons the trick, remember you picked him up?
pure wit!
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so what do ya say?
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so what do ya say?
sorry, my agent says it's nota good idea.
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Same here, just got off the phone with my guy
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Same here, just got off the phone with my guy
lets see the part when she'sdone
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ill go in for a guest spot with a clip of me blowing a load on my girlfriends tits. you'll get mad youtube views son.
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not even a little bailer for the slap pals? a little dialogue?
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"Hi, I'm jamie thomas and you're watching 411...err some guys video part"
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I'm trying to get something together mainly cause I wanna see I SUCK! on the screen.
"Hi, I'm jamie thomas and you're watching 411...err some guys video part"
good.
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dude i know this guy you should put on fallen
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When is The Fallen video coming out anyways?
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jamie is so fuckin rad
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(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/its-a-trap.jpg)
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STOP SUCKING HIS DICK.
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How many spinning-around 360's can you guys do? I can get up to 10 on a good day, but all too often I get too dizzy or I slide out from getting wobbly.
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frontside or backside?
frontside is harder, so i can't do nearly as many that way
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I'm better at the backside ones too... I can only do half as many frontside, then I start carving in little circles, unless I'm doing them one-footed.
(I grew up in the country.)
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To prevent the spins maybe it would help putting your hands above your head in that yoga position like rodney does in his old vids
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I'll do it, but I'm going to have to rock a tutu...
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Can I get on Zero?
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around 95 i got in a fight with jamie thomas and whooped his ass. you can tell hes a pussy by his asian wife
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around 95 i got in a fight with jamie thomas and whooped his ass. you can tell hes a pussy by his asian wife
Having an Asian girl is something to diss on? I would think quite the opposite.
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I'm pretty sure my wife's a pussy too, since i'm a chink.
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around 95 i got in a fight with jamie thomas and whooped his ass. you can tell hes a pussy by his asian wife
i didnt even say that stop editing my posts
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around 95 i got in a fight with jamie thomas and whooped his ass. you can tell hes a pussy by his asian wife
I was there in 95 and that didn't happen, but yeah my wife's asian, god love her.
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Haha, still the good 'ol Jamie i knew in 95. How you been buddy? Skating hard or hardly skating! LOL. ttyl
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A little of both.
'95- thats PB days just got on Toy.
where you from?
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Haha, still the good 'ol Jamie i knew in 95. How you been buddy? Skating hard or hardly skating! LOL. ttyl
hellyea, I could kickflip over those mountains back in 95
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A tail scraping manual would be gold.
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asians girls are hot.
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Hey JT,
How do you feel about Chad Tim Tim being on the 700 Club?
Would you ever go on that show to talk about your faith?
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Hey JT,
How do you feel about Chad Tim Tim being on the 700 Club?
Would you ever go on that show to talk about your faith?
I think it's sick when people are down to be themselves even if it's not considered cool.
As far as me being on there; I don't really know what that show's about, so I couldn't say.
But it's safe to say that I don't want to be on any show talking about anything at this point in my life.
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So, Jamie, I see you have cowered from the challenge I presented to you earlier. Don't worry, not many people would have the guts to step up to it anyway.
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kan u sp0nc3r me? I lyk3 to sk8
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kan u sp0nc3r me? I lyk3 to sk8
Do you have your Chicago flips on lock?
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hey jamie, why arn't you rocking the green cargo pants anymore?
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A little of both.
'95- thats PB days just got on Toy.
where you from?
im from atlanta. but nothing i said was serious, i never got in a fight with you and i cant say youre still the good 'ol jamie i knew in 95 because i didnt know you in 95.
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jamie, i think you need to flow boards to all of us
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Jamie I signed your autograph to a bunch of kids in Europe in 98. they then became huge fans. So where's my royalties? I think I need a sponsor. You're on Invisible right? Can you hook me up?
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My wife is Asian too...
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i'm done with asians..
..not really. 8)
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switched from chinese to korean
cute korean girls are so much harder to find
8)
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I live in Tokyo...real hard to find hot asian chicks over here...
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this is disgusting
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this is disgusting
don't front. ;)
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In fact, I bet if i pulled open my curtains now I would be able to spot a whole bunch of them..
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you guys are fucked. and consider who this is coming from.....
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how bad can the trick be?
hahah, you should just upload like 1 minute of your worse stuff and grant permission to anyone who wants to use it to use it.
Sheet, I'd talk my friend into puttin you all up in da "friends" section.
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The only reason I am posting here is to call Jackson a pussy.
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The only reason I am posting here ....hey wait. fuck.
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Too bad Jamie can't use that footage from the Failure Skate Shop demo where he slid the parking lot on his face after sticking on dumpster 50-50. :P
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I thought the dumpster to face slide was Muska.
Hey, maybe you can let him use that footy you supposedly sued Baker to take out of Baker2g!
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I thought the dumpster to face slide was Muska.
Hey, maybe you can let him use that footy you supposedly sued Baker to take out of Baker2g!
I thought it was Templeton.
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I thought the dumpster to face slide was Muska.
Hey, maybe you can let him use that footy you supposedly sued Baker to take out of Baker2g!
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I thought the dumpster to face slide was Muska.
Hey, maybe you can let him use that footy you supposedly sued Baker to take out of Baker2g!
I thought it was Templeton.
damn, yall. I'm confused now, I thought it was JT.
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I thought the dumpster to face slide was Muska.
Hey, maybe you can let him use that footy you supposedly sued Baker to take out of Baker2g!
I thought it was Templeton.
It was Jamie.
atleast I have always thought so?
well JT can confirm it.
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nothing to brag about, but yeah, it was me.
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You guys sure know your videos.
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got it, thanks.
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nothing to brag about, but yeah, it was me.
When I saw that I was certain that you'd need plastic surgery. That was insane.
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nothing to brag about, but yeah, it was me.
luckily my beanie gripped the ground and I slid on it for a bit.
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Did it tickle?
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nothing to brag about, but yeah, it was me.
If hard slams are nothing to brag about, than in my entire skate life I have had nothing to brag about.
I always thought they ended it with Muska sliding on his face with a banner that said "failure" in the back of it as a subtle dig at him for quiting and getting into it with Ed.
The bruised balls are Ed Templeton's though, right?
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Now I want to watch it again. What video was it on exactly?
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nothing to brag about, but yeah, it was me.
If hard slams are nothing to brag about, than in my entire skate life I have had nothing to brag about.
I always thought they ended it with Muska sliding on his face with a banner that said "failure" in the back of it as a subtle dig at him for quiting and getting into it with Ed.
The bruised balls are Ed Templeton's though, right?
Those are Ed's beautiful balls in welcome to hell, yes.
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How does this thread still exist.
We need some new content to nerd out over.
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We need some new content to nerd out over.
Hard to get new content when the site is never up
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true
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wow. just checked Doug Browns website. that guy is the real deal.
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i just came into this topic to say "Jesus Chrysler Super Car" is the best name i've seen in a long while
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i just came into this topic to say "Jesus Chrysler Super Car" is the best name i've seen in a long while
not too bad at all
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I think we discovered Beautiful's true identity.
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hey jamie why didnt you give james hardy a profile on the fallen site , james has been on longer than slash makes no sense
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hey jamie why didnt you give james hardy a profile on the fallen site , james has been on longer than slash makes no sense
and don't let him bs his set up i want to one what that dude rides!?
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hey jamie why didnt you give james hardy a profile on the fallen site , james has been on longer than slash makes no sense
and don't let him bs his set up i want to one what that dude rides!?
the hell?
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yeah i don't know how i wrote that...
i want to know what his set up is and not to bull shit it like slash and benett.
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come down slash and benett are sick too
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yeah i don't know how i wrote that...
i want to know what his set up is and not to bull shit it like slash and benett.
come down slash and benett are sick too
what is this babble?
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hey jamie why didnt you give james hardy a profile on the fallen site , james has been on longer than slash makes no sense
They were supposed to all go up at the same time, but the web dude got anxious i guess.
they go up when they're done and his ain't done yet.
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oh! thanks
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Dear Jamie,
Hey, my name is Doug Brown, I am 34 years old and I am from North Carolina, I am sponsored by:Negative One Griptape, Ninja Bearings, Grid, Softrucks, Ollie Pop Gum, Triple 8 Helmets, I have made TV appearences on: 54321, Much Music TV, Out & About Sports, ESPN, Fuel TV, Plantet X, Fox Sports, XCorps TV, NBC Sports (Dew Tour), Sports Talk Network.
I am currently wrapping up my tour of the United States on my skate straight program, you can catch me on the Total Extreme Sports Show, march 22nd, @ sportstalknetwork.com.
As you can see I am a pretty famous skateboarder, very much like yourself, but I am currently lacking a board sponsor. I think I would be an excellent addiction to your Zero skateboards TEAM. Pretty much all of the kids at my demos think I am awesome, and I think you will too, here is a few samples of me shreddin' the gnar.
enjoy!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=TKsFXLP2JkU Doug Brown 360 Boneless w/ 360 hand varial spin
http://youtube.com/watch?v=08-JceTxiuY my profile, pretty much explains me as a whole
Here's my website link, lots of interesting things going on!
http://dougbrownzone.tripod.com/dbs/dbskate.htm
alos, here is the link to my myspace page,
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=38048690
Drop me a pvt msg if you are interested, I'm sure you will be.
Thanks,
DOug B.
I think your aiming a little too low, planB seems like it would be a much better fit for you.
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doug's killing it!
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what the fuck was that and who the fuck is doug brown?
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Dear Jamie,
Hey, my name is Doug Brown, I am 34 years old and I am from North Carolina, I am sponsored by:Negative One Griptape, Ninja Bearings, Grid, Softrucks, Ollie Pop Gum, Triple 8 Helmets, I have made TV appearences on: 54321, Much Music TV, Out & About Sports, ESPN, Fuel TV, Plantet X, Fox Sports, XCorps TV, NBC Sports (Dew Tour), Sports Talk Network.
I am currently wrapping up my tour of the United States on my skate straight program, you can catch me on the Total Extreme Sports Show, march 22nd, @ sportstalknetwork.com.
As you can see I am a pretty famous skateboarder, very much like yourself, but I am currently lacking a board sponsor. I think I would be an excellent addiction to your Zero skateboards TEAM. Pretty much all of the kids at my demos think I am awesome, and I think you will too, here is a few samples of me shreddin' the gnar.
enjoy!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=TKsFXLP2JkU Doug Brown 360 Boneless w/ 360 hand varial spin
http://youtube.com/watch?v=08-JceTxiuY my profile, pretty much explains me as a whole
Here's my website link, lots of interesting things going on!
http://dougbrownzone.tripod.com/dbs/dbskate.htm
alos, here is the link to my myspace page,
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=38048690
Drop me a pvt msg if you are interested, I'm sure you will be.
Thanks,
DOug B.
I think your aiming a little too low, planB seems like it would be a much better fit for you.
Yeah and if Plan B doesn't work out i'm sure the people over at the Crailtap camp would be happy to have you.
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i dedicate my 1000th post to the kraken.
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No music clips?
http://dougbrownzone.tripod.com/dougorg.htm (http://dougbrownzone.tripod.com/dougorg.htm)
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No music clips?
http://dougbrownzone.tripod.com/dougorg.htm (http://dougbrownzone.tripod.com/dougorg.htm)
Oh he's a double threat?
I know it's a little late in the season, but I think I'm still gonna pick this up:
(http://dougbrownzone.tripod.com/myspace/xmassale.jpg)
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Doug Brown is synonymous with Bill Braski
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doug's killing it!
so, does this mean you'll add me to your Zero pro team? You don't even have to turn me pro, I already am pro.
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Doug Brown is synonymous with Bill Braski
he's the father of all my children
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doug's zero deal went through, check this:
(http://img2.putfile.com/main/3/6011501190.jpg)
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Do you know a shop-owner by the name of Buddy Best? I remember when there was a Fallen demo at BSS in Indiana and you and Buddy exchanged a few words that I don't think were that nice...
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Yeah, I know Buddy. We were late for a demo in Indy a few years back and he wasn't psyched, then after the demo the product toss was getting out of hand and he was on edge, he wanted to shut it down and I made a sarcastic comment to him and he got even more bummed. Then we talked for a while and squashed it. He's a good dude and I got nothing but love for what he brings to skateboarding and the Indy scene.
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Jamie, I fully respect you. I was just curious about the events at BSS. What you have done for skateboarding surpasses any trivial drama that has ever taken place. You are one of my favorite professional skateboarders.
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i want to kill doug brown so much...
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hey jamie...what's with trying to bring the sweatpant to the next level?
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hey jamie, how are you. will you send me a free shirt? thanks.
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Duffy, get the fuck off the internet.
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Duffy, get the fuck off the internet.
what do you think of your own avatar?
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Duffy, get the fuck off the internet.
what do you think of your own avatar?
fake account battle!!!!
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Jamie, I fully respect you. I was just curious about the events at BSS. What you have done for skateboarding surpasses any trivial drama that has ever taken place. You are one of my favorite professional skateboarders.
Thanks and sorry you got kooked. You can't overindulge round these parts.
What's BSS?
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It's the skatepark the demo was at. I remember Josh Harmony totally roasting his leg on that rail.
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Duffy, get the fuck off the internet.
what do you think of your own avatar?
i'm real.
by jennefer lopez
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Would you guys mind conforming a list with directions to all your spots?
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Would you guys mind conforming a list with directions to all your spots?
I lol'd
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Jamie
make some ripper slims
them shits are way too wide
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Jamie
make some ripper slims
them shits are way too wide
I agree, we're on it.
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You asked and you shall receive.
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Jamie
make some ripper slims
them shits are way too wide
I agree, we're on it.
if you actually do make the "ripper slims" ill be hyped
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You asked and you shall receive.
... they're in the works already.
(all of our staple models on slightly narrower lasts with less padding are in the works.)
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You asked and you shall receive.
... they're in the works already.
(all of our staple models on slightly narrower lasts with less padding are in the works.)
will these replace the older models? or just an addition for those who would prefer a skinnier shoe?
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...eventually we'll replace as shops sell out of the stock of the originals.
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Jamie
make some ripper slims
them shits are way too wide
I agree, we're on it.
yep, i ll join.rocking the grey ones now and at first, coming from vans, they felt so huge, still do. respect for cole for skating so hard in these. too bad that they didn't learn me "cole" flips yet (= 360 flip spinning with it)
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I always heard it was called an el nino flip if it was frontside and a chicago flip if its backside. These names are from before Chris Cole's blow up though.
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hey jamie,
just wondering if you've had a chance to check out the muskabeatz album yet and what you're fav track is?
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1-2-1-2
ill give you a g
you owe me $10
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...eventually we'll replace as shops sell out of the stock of the originals.
since your thinning out some of the new shoes... are there going to be any new models for the stair jumpers?
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...eventually we'll replace as shops sell out of the stock of the originals.
since your thinning out some of the new shoes... are there going to be any new models for the stair jumpers?
Most of them are not much thinner in the sole. Mainly in width and padding.
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I always heard it was called an el nino flip if it was frontside and a chicago flip if its backside. These names are from before Chris Cole's blow up though.
Yeah, in the mid 90's I remember a lot of the local rippers could all do this trick over hips switch and regs, and that's what they were callin' it.
Jamie, you're a pal.
Have you ever kook'd or gnar'd me?
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I bet if Jaime Thomas ever feels depressed or starts to doubt himself he just logs on to Slap for the instant ego boost.
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Hey Jamie, do you remember the TUm Yeto Canada tour in 1998? The indoor park in my town built a huge handrail with about 12 feet of run up especially for you guys. It was rather ridiculas, but I heard that mumford and you killed it.
I wasn't there though, I had to work at the video store.
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Beeda, you got Mr. Brown upset... the following is what it looks like when someone reports a post to the mods. I usually don't post reports, but I feel compelled to repost this and clarify some things to one Mr. Brown:
The following post, "Re: Hey Jamie T." by beeda weeda has been reported by Nika on a board you moderate:
http://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?option=com_smf&Itemid=33&topic=22513.msg551066#msg551066
The reporter has made the following comment:
My name is Doug Brown and I'm writing in regards to someone pretending to be me in the forums and posting preposterous things pretending to be me, letters to Jamie Thomas? I mean crazy stuff. So any how I do skate for a living and this is slander and I do have a lawyer and will look into how to pursue this issue to protect my rep and my sponsors. I hope you respect my position and understand where I am coming from. Please remove the posting. When it comes to bogus letters and ridiculous fake letters, and people taking my copy written photos and add things I have to get involved. Regards, Doug Brown www.dougbrownskate.com
1. Mr. Brown, all of us here know Beeda isn't you. Well, except for you I guess.
2. Slander? You're kidding, right? Even if it was slander, any lawyer you approach will tell you that slander is one of the toughest types of legal fights to take to court. Just ask your lawyer.
3. Copyrights on your photos... when used in satire or review are completely fair to post since they fall under the Fair Use (http://www.copyright.gov/fls/fl102.html) doctrine. Nobody is keeping you from getting paid, nor is anyone making money off of your stuff. They're making fun of you.
Welcome to the forums!
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PS
Jamie T went through way more hell here than you ever will, so act like you have a pair, a'ight?
Love,
Neal
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fuck, i really thought beeda was doug brown dude.
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Grim, Ah Lee, don't believe this imposter, I'm the real Doug Brown, I think it's just Todd Falcon playing an April fools prank. lolz
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My bad!
Much love to the Dougsta!
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Well if beeda isn't Doug how do we know ISUCK is Jamie now?
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I don't think Isuck is really jamie Thomas, if it was actually him, he would have called, e-mailed me, or contacted me in person after seeing my videos, so clearly he's an imposter.
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Is it cool to call you D Brod, Mr. Brown?
Much respex.
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The only thing close to slander would be Mr. Brown's alleged desire for a Zero endorsement. He might also sue the poster who suggested synonymity with Bill Brasky.
If he takes this to court, the burdon of proof would be on Doug Brown to prove that he has, in fact, has no similarities to Bill Brasky.
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I'm not Ocean Howell...
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If he takes this to court, the burdon of proof would be on Doug Brown to prove that he has, in fact, has no similarities to Bill Brasky.
Doug Brown hated Mexicans! And he was half Mexican!
And he hated irony!
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I'm not Ocean Howell...
OH YES YOU ARE!!
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I think your aiming a little too low, planB seems like it would be a much better fit for you.
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LOL THATS NOT REALLY DOUG BROWN YO! THE LETTER IS FAKE
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I think your aiming a little too low, planB seems like it would be a much better fit for you.
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LOL THATS NOT REALLY DOUG BROWN YO! THE LETTER IS FAKE
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I feel my mind's been all-over printed with the phrase "holy shit"
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I saw the cross tattoo on your chest in The Skateboard Mag.
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If he takes this to court, the burdon of proof would be on Doug Brown to prove that he has, in fact, has no similarities to Bill Brasky.
And he hated irony!
i once saw him scissor kick Angela Landsbury
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Jamie
make some ripper slims
them shits are way too wide
I agree, we're on it.
do you think that you learn tricks when you get new shoes because other people who skate them can do them?
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Jamie
make some ripper slims
them shits are way too wide
I agree, we're on it.
Of course!
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Jamie
make some ripper slims
them shits are way too wide
I agree, we're on it.
Of course!
im gonna go get a pair of sneaux then to land some doug brown manuvers
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This board is fucking pitiful nowadays.
-the ace of spades
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Did anybody ever see that old saturday morning cartoon that starred MC Hammer, where he fought crime by dancing sick in these awesome, possibly talking, shoes? It was pretty sick. Hammer kills shit.
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Jamie you should have marissa del santo skate to that Independent woman rap-song where he spells it out over and over again....you probably know the one.
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she got her own house, got her own car, two jobs, work hard, you a bad broad
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I think your aiming a little too low, planB seems like it would be a much better fit for you.
LOL THATS NOT REALLY DOUG BROWN YO! THE LETTER IS FAKE
I feel my mind's been all-over printed with the phrase "holy shit"
WHY AREN'T PEOPLE PAYING MORE ATTENTION TO THIS
DOUG
BROWN
IS
HERE
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the range of random topics this thread has encompassed so far..
i love slap
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How do you respond to heckler calling you out in his new tsm interview.
He says his show is helping the sell of Zero boards and doesn't know why someone making the money you make would call him out for making his.
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Jamie you should have marissa del santo skate to that Independent woman rap-song where he spells it out over and over again....you probably know the one.
I N D E P E N D E N T do you know what that means?
she got her own house
she got her own car
she can do it do it doit
she a bad broad.
best part ever.
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my favorite parts are when he says "DON'T BOTHER ME, I got independent dimes on my mind..."
and
"shes got her own house, shes got her own whip, gucci leather, all white, like her toe tips"
and that bass is just slammin.....I know since its a zero video its probably supposed to be serious and epic and she will skate to some punk wrock or classic wrock song but......this would make the video for me......watching a girl jump on legit handrails to that song would just be too perfect.