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Title: John Fitzgerald struggling with medical bill
Post by: DeanMaple on May 26, 2026, 04:13:07 PM
https://www.instagram.com/p/DYz0dVLGgaD/?

Its crazy a guy sponsored by nike and hockey in this situation.

Luigi Mangione is an american hero. U guys are fucked with this health system.

Title: Re: John Fitzgerald struggling with medical bill
Post by: Sandwich Marty on May 26, 2026, 05:51:04 PM
https://www.instagram.com/p/DYz0dVLGgaD/?

Its crazy a guy sponsored by nike and hockey in this situation.

Luigi Mangione is an american hero. U guys are fucked with this health system.

Pro skaters are just independent contractors at the end of the day. And yes, we are fucked and have been fucked. Our insurance is tied to our employment so if we were to say, organize a general strike..well you get the idea.
Title: Re: John Fitzgerald struggling with medical bill
Post by: Skatophile on May 26, 2026, 06:07:31 PM
Healthcare in the US is nightmare material. Is America still the only developped country without universal healthcare? So backwards.

I think his art is pretty cool
Title: Re: John Fitzgerald struggling with medical bill
Post by: YMCMB on May 26, 2026, 06:35:46 PM
Healthcare in the US is nightmare material. Is America still the only developped country without universal healthcare? So backwards.

I think his art is pretty cool
Sucks he rides for FA whose owner Mike Piscitelli openly supports RFK Jr. American healthcare and government is fucked.
Title: Re: John Fitzgerald struggling with medical bill
Post by: shannamal on May 26, 2026, 06:47:37 PM
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Love you Bro! You will be back healthy and strong soon enough

fucker, your company could fix this right now
Title: Re: John Fitzgerald struggling with medical bill
Post by: Shortys Hardware on May 26, 2026, 06:59:58 PM
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fucker, your company could fix this right now

lol reply to him there, he ain't gonna read that here




Positive vibes to John!! best food account in the game
Title: Re: John Fitzgerald struggling with medical bill
Post by: DONT_CARE on May 26, 2026, 07:38:12 PM
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fucker, your company could fix this right now

respectfully, his financial position probably isn't too much better even with co-ownership + pro shoe money
Title: Re: John Fitzgerald struggling with medical bill
Post by: shannamal on May 26, 2026, 08:59:42 PM
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respectfully, his financial position probably isn't too much better even with co-ownership + pro shoe money


come on man, be real.
Title: Re: John Fitzgerald struggling with medical bill
Post by: TheWineClub on May 26, 2026, 09:28:43 PM
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fucker, your company could fix this right now
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respectfully, his financial position probably isn't too much better even with co-ownership + pro shoe money

AVE donated all of his royalties to the last Trump campaign
Title: Re: John Fitzgerald struggling with medical bill
Post by: GardenSkater77 on May 26, 2026, 09:50:02 PM
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Love you Bro! You will be back healthy and strong soon enough
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fucker, your company could fix this right now
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respectfully, his financial position probably isn't too much better even with co-ownership + pro shoe money
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AVE donated all of his royalties to the last Trump campaign

I think we should all watch John’s parts on Griptape. That should make a dent in his hospital bills.
Title: Re: John Fitzgerald struggling with medical bill
Post by: Not_Bruce on May 27, 2026, 12:10:30 PM
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Love you Bro! You will be back healthy and strong soon enough
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fucker, your company could fix this right now
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respectfully, his financial position probably isn't too much better even with co-ownership + pro shoe money
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AVE donated all of his royalties to the last Trump campaign

This cant be true. Please tell me you are just being sarcastic. I don't want to put Ave on that list of fucking trump supporters who I will never ever support.
Title: Re: John Fitzgerald struggling with medical bill
Post by: oyolar on May 27, 2026, 10:14:23 PM
Last FEC searchable donation I found is $500 to Bernie in 2016. https://www.fec.gov/data/receipts/individual-contributions/?contributor_name=anthony+van+engelen
Title: Re: John Fitzgerald struggling with medical bill
Post by: lowline on May 28, 2026, 04:14:14 AM
Last FEC searchable donation I found is $500 to Bernie in 2016. https://www.fec.gov/data/receipts/individual-contributions/?contributor_name=anthony+van+engelen

damn.. nice detective work there. unfortunately ave follows a bunch of tucker carlson accounts and associated right wing horseshit on instagram now. definitely seems to have have lost the plot

the bernie fan to trump pipeline was definitely a thing though. (sadly)
Title: Re: John Fitzgerald struggling with medical bill
Post by: 40yearoldtoyrider on May 28, 2026, 04:44:16 AM
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Love you Bro! You will be back healthy and strong soon enough
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fucker, your company could fix this right now
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respectfully, his financial position probably isn't too much better even with co-ownership + pro shoe money
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AVE donated all of his royalties to the last Trump campaign

sounds like a waste of money, doesn’t he know both sides are the same illusion
Title: Re: John Fitzgerald struggling with medical bill
Post by: Aerozzmith on May 28, 2026, 05:02:06 AM
All pro skaters should create an LLC, W-2 themselves to their company, and their sponsors can W-9 the LLC. The skater can setup payroll to pay themselves, and more importantly, get health insurance from the payroll provider too for the LLC, employees = 1.

This also fixes the huge taxation problem they face while maybe keeping them out of medical bankruptcy. No intention to be a smartass, I am self-employed and have given this some thought.
Title: Re: John Fitzgerald struggling with medical bill
Post by: Jehoshaphat Augustus on May 28, 2026, 07:49:01 AM
The skater can setup payroll to pay themselves, and more importantly, get health insurance from the payroll provider too for the LLC.
id like to see a sweatshop millionaire like Jamie Thomas or Mike Sinclairs face when they find out a new rider intends to "set up payroll to pay themselves"

https://youtu.be/l1dnqKGuezo
Title: Re: John Fitzgerald struggling with medical bill
Post by: Aerozzmith on May 28, 2026, 08:19:46 AM
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The skater can setup payroll to pay themselves, and more importantly, get health insurance from the payroll provider too for the LLC.
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id like to see a sweatshop millionaire like Jamie Thomas or Mike Sinclairs face when they find out a new rider intends to "set up payroll to pay themselves"

https://youtu.be/l1dnqKGuezo

Shit is easy for real. 85% online to setup LLC and bank account. 100% online setup for payroll and they offer the insurance.

Pass-through tax entity so you deduct every expense related to skating and get a normal tax rate. Health insurance to fix yourself.

To quote Old School, “they may appear stupid, but they’re actually quite good at paperwork.”

Don’t some of these people have business managers?
Title: Re: John Fitzgerald struggling with medical bill
Post by: DeanMaple on May 28, 2026, 08:43:31 AM
This or Unionezing.

Title: Re: John Fitzgerald struggling with medical bill
Post by: Dj Paul on May 28, 2026, 09:09:23 AM
Wait...so Nike dont pays well or american Health insurance is very expensive?


I hope he get well soon.
Title: Re: John Fitzgerald struggling with medical bill
Post by: Lou Strux on May 28, 2026, 09:41:42 AM
Wait...so Nike dont pays well or american Health insurance is very expensive?
(https://i.ibb.co/ynZnCnJ5/IMG-3093.jpg) (https://imgbb.com/)
Title: Re: John Fitzgerald struggling with medical bill
Post by: camel filters on May 28, 2026, 09:56:09 AM
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Wait...so Nike dont pays well or american Health insurance is very expensive?
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(https://i.ibb.co/ynZnCnJ5/IMG-3093.jpg) (https://imgbb.com/)
There are definitely tiers to pay when you skate for Nike. When is the last time John appeared in a Nike related event/video? That being said, they can definitely afford to give everyone on their official roster good insurance.
Title: Re: John Fitzgerald struggling with medical bill
Post by: Jehoshaphat Augustus on May 28, 2026, 10:02:22 AM
To quote Old School, “they may appear stupid, but they’re actually quite good at paperwork.”

Don’t some of these people have business managers?

while what you are saying makes sense
(not as much sense as paying everyone a living wage and taking care of healthcare because we are only as strong as our sickest, poorest citizen)
you're basically explaining to a hoe with a pimp how easy it is to get a bank account

my theory:
Human Traffickers/business owners don't want to see any rider of any type getting independent because it deludes the owners' potential to monetize that rider

Ave posting "get well soon buddy" from a high rise that John broke himself for...its how we do things here

(https://i.ibb.co/8gp24Zkw/a40472612f652545.jpg)
Title: Re: John Fitzgerald struggling with medical bill
Post by: HugeBodBoyle on May 28, 2026, 10:13:49 AM
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The skater can setup payroll to pay themselves, and more importantly, get health insurance from the payroll provider too for the LLC.
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id like to see a sweatshop millionaire like Jamie Thomas or Mike Sinclairs face when they find out a new rider intends to "set up payroll to pay themselves"

https://youtu.be/l1dnqKGuezo
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Shit is easy for real. 85% online to setup LLC and bank account. 100% online setup for payroll and they offer the insurance.

Pass-through tax entity so you deduct every expense related to skating and get a normal tax rate. Health insurance to fix yourself.

To quote Old School, “they may appear stupid, but they’re actually quite good at paperwork.”

Don’t some of these people have business managers?


I would 1000% love to see this get a foothold in the industry. Skating is like a weird microcosm of America though...the people in charge keep the labor untrusting of one another because if they were to ever figure out that the problem isn't the other guy, and instead of being leery of them they organize with them...boom goes the dynamite.
Title: Re: John Fitzgerald struggling with medical bill
Post by: 123 on May 28, 2026, 11:28:21 AM
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Love you Bro! You will be back healthy and strong soon enough
[close]

fucker, your company could fix this right now
[close]

respectfully, his financial position probably isn't too much better even with co-ownership + pro shoe money
[close]

AVE donated all of his royalties to the last Trump campaign
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I think we should all watch John’s parts on Griptape. That should make a dent in his hospital bills.

Ran in here to say this and see its already been taken care of.  Thanks.
Title: Re: John Fitzgerald struggling with medical bill
Post by: theotherguy on May 28, 2026, 11:38:08 AM
It seems like there is a big disconnect on the income of a professional skateboarder with a sponsor list like John has.

I would be shocked if he is getting more than $3k a month from sponsors.

Medical bills (hospital) can be $3k a visit.

I tried to buy one of his pieces but they were sold out already.....
Title: Re: John Fitzgerald struggling with medical bill
Post by: Aerozzmith on May 28, 2026, 12:13:30 PM
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To quote Old School, “they may appear stupid, but they’re actually quite good at paperwork.”

Don’t some of these people have business managers?
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while what you are saying makes sense
(not as much sense as paying everyone a living wage and taking care of healthcare because we are only as strong as our sickest, poorest citizen)
you're basically explaining to a hoe with a pimp how easy it is to get a bank account

my theory:
Human Traffickers/business owners don't want to see any rider of any type getting independent because it deludes the owners' potential to monetize that rider

Ave posting "get well soon buddy" from a high rise that John broke himself for...its how we do things here

(https://i.ibb.co/8gp24Zkw/a40472612f652545.jpg)

You learn through setting up a business that, unfortunately and insanely, corporate entities have more rights, protections, and benefits compared to an individual in America.

Perhaps it’s just mid-arc capitalism but it is really fucked up. Anyone who either works independently or as a W-9 should think about an LLC. You’re treated better at basically every level in your work life.

All these heads that started brands/ board / shoe companies know this and clearly not sharing that info.

Big John is a ripper.
Title: Re: John Fitzgerald struggling with medical bill
Post by: Canuck on May 28, 2026, 12:44:51 PM
For those without insta, what is the text from the insta posts?
Title: Re: John Fitzgerald struggling with medical bill
Post by: bigdave on May 28, 2026, 01:58:12 PM
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Last FEC searchable donation I found is $500 to Bernie in 2016. https://www.fec.gov/data/receipts/individual-contributions/?contributor_name=anthony+van+engelen
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damn.. nice detective work there. unfortunately ave follows a bunch of tucker carlson accounts and associated right wing horseshit on instagram now. definitely seems to have have lost the plot

the bernie fan to trump pipeline was definitely a thing though. (sadly)


The Bernie fan to Trump pipeline is just working class people desparate to not have to fucking vote for oligarch corpo-owned middling democrats and republicans. Do I agree with their decision to jump to Trump? Nope, not at all. Hes a charlaton. Have I witnessed first hand the desparation in deindustrialized small-town America through the rustbelt and midwest that pushed them to it? Absolutely.
Title: Re: John Fitzgerald struggling with medical bill
Post by: Sandwich Marty on May 28, 2026, 02:41:57 PM
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Last FEC searchable donation I found is $500 to Bernie in 2016. https://www.fec.gov/data/receipts/individual-contributions/?contributor_name=anthony+van+engelen
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damn.. nice detective work there. unfortunately ave follows a bunch of tucker carlson accounts and associated right wing horseshit on instagram now. definitely seems to have have lost the plot

the bernie fan to trump pipeline was definitely a thing though. (sadly)
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The Bernie fan to Trump pipeline is just working class people desparate to not have to fucking vote for oligarch corpo-owned middling democrats and republicans. Do I agree with their decision to jump to Trump? Nope, not at all. Hes a charlaton. Have I witnessed first hand the desparation in deindustrialized small-town America through the rustbelt and midwest that pushed them to it? Absolutely.

You forgot racism and bigotry.
Title: Re: John Fitzgerald struggling with medical bill
Post by: highena on May 28, 2026, 02:51:49 PM
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Last FEC searchable donation I found is $500 to Bernie in 2016. https://www.fec.gov/data/receipts/individual-contributions/?contributor_name=anthony+van+engelen
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damn.. nice detective work there. unfortunately ave follows a bunch of tucker carlson accounts and associated right wing horseshit on instagram now. definitely seems to have have lost the plot

the bernie fan to trump pipeline was definitely a thing though. (sadly)
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The Bernie fan to Trump pipeline is just working class people desparate to not have to fucking vote for oligarch corpo-owned middling democrats and republicans. Do I agree with their decision to jump to Trump? Nope, not at all. Hes a charlaton. Have I witnessed first hand the desparation in deindustrialized small-town America through the rustbelt and midwest that pushed them to it? Absolutely.
Big breh
Trump didn’t hide what he about. You can cry all day about how he said no more new wars but that be kinda silly now cuz clearly he lied.
San Diego ain’t rust belt small America
Everyone wit half a brain know the vote don’t count but the money you gonna put in to some campaign speak volumes and show true colors of a dogbert. California people don’t get no rust belt pass
Title: Re: John Fitzgerald struggling with medical bill
Post by: Luddite on May 29, 2026, 08:05:41 AM
Dill was pretty outspoken anti trump in all of the FA radio shows. Seems like a tricky relationship if his two business partners felt the opposite.
Title: Re: John Fitzgerald struggling with medical bill
Post by: Im-BLuE on May 29, 2026, 08:23:02 AM
I doubt AVE is actually maga, the amount of older men that vote democrat but still fall for some sort of rogen/tucker/manosphere bullshit is alarming, people that weren’t born with social media and now have to navigate instagram and twitter etc is one of the easiest demographics to manipulate