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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: MANIMAL on May 13, 2009, 10:41:44 PM
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This is not a HATE thread
I respect all these dudes listed below by me and anyone else who decides to chime in....but really.....you guys need to bow out gracefully and stop getting a pro model sold based on your name recognition when you have nothing left to contribute to the forward progression of skateboarding.
Jamie Thomas
Chad Muska
Mike Vallely
Ed Templeton
Bam Margera
Steve Berra
add to the list if you'd like - or start this thread on the downward hate spiral most threads seem to go even though this i snot what it's about....meh
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Jamie and Ed are still going strong. Same with Muska if he ever got coverage.
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jamie steve and ed are still skating hard. berra lives at a park more or less.
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ever heard of the word "legend"
i dont see kobe fans going around complaining about jordan having a shoe.
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gimme a fuckin break
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Pro skating isn't based on skill or who is doing what hot shit right now. Pro skating is all about marketability and if a brand can still market a person so that their boards sell than they will still have a pro model. Most of the people named in the beginning of this thread are in some leadership role in the brand they ride for so a bit of pride may also be involved. Start a board company to turn yourself pro.
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Fuck you and your forward progression
wait.. yeah i said that, make dough foo!
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YOU BRING NEW MEANING TO THE WORD INBRED SHIT FUCK
THOMAS IS STILL SICK AS FUCK
MUSKA OK WE CAN DO WITHOUT HIM
BERRA IS A WOMAN IN WOMANS CLOTHES ON A BOARD..BUT STILL DOING GOOD SHIT
MIKE V .. OK YEAH HE CAN HANG IT THE FUCK UP
BAM.. THATS A IFFY
AND ED WELL ED IS ED.. DUDE IS GOOD
NOW BACK TO YOU ON THE OTHER HAND..YOUR NEW WE DONT WANT OR RESPECT YOUR THOUGHTS OPIONS OR VIEWS. WE ALL HATE YOU BASED ON THIS POST YOU MOST LIKEY HAVE A MOTHER & SISTER WHO ARE SLUTS AND IM SURE YOUR DAD JUST CAME OUT OF THE CLOST AS BEING GAY .. AND HE HAS TOUCHED YOU AT SOME POINT IN LIFE I BET.
FUCK YOU GO GET HELP !
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The votes are in, this thread is lame.
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The votes are in, this thread is lame.
by a landslide
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These discussions of certain pros "deserving" their status are based in complete fantasy. This business of skateboarding is mostly corporate and the VF corporation cares very little if Alex Olson "paid his dues" and Billabong's shareholders have no concept if Bam's skill level is par for pro status.
If anything, perhaps we should be debating whether these suits (who profit from skateboarding) have paid their dues enough to warrant our patronage. Maybe we should tell these publicly traded corporations that they need to hang it up by boycotting them.
Ed and Jamie aren't really corporate, but have contributed enough to skateboarding to have made a name for themselves. Frankly, I think Toy Machine and Zero could not stand without their respective owner's prominence within the brand.
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This is not a HATE thread
I respect all these dudes listed below by me and anyone else who decides to chime in....but really.....you guys need to bow out gracefully and stop getting a pro model sold based on your name recognition when you have nothing left to contribute to the forward progression of skateboarding.
Jamie Thomas - Kills It
Chad Muska - Currently injured but still kills it
Mike Vallely - Okay, I'll give you this one
Ed Templeton - Still gnarly
Bam Margera - Hate all you want, he is a really good park skater
Steve Berra - pfft, Berra's the man
add to the list if you'd like - or start this thread on the downward hate spiral most threads seem to go even though this i snot what it's about....meh
i'm sorry but manimal starts some of the dumbest threads ever.
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YOU BRING NEW MEANING TO THE WORD INBRED SHIT FUCK
THOMAS IS STILL SICK AS FUCK
MUSKA OK WE CAN DO WITHOUT HIM
BERRA IS A WOMAN IN WOMANS CLOTHES ON A BOARD..BUT STILL DOING GOOD SHIT
MIKE V .. OK YEAH HE CAN HANG IT THE FUCK UP
BAM.. THATS A IFFY
AND ED WELL ED IS ED.. DUDE IS GOOD
NOW BACK TO YOU ON THE OTHER HAND..YOUR NEW WE DONT WANT OR RESPECT YOUR THOUGHTS OPIONS OR VIEWS. WE ALL HATE YOU BASED ON THIS POST YOU MOST LIKEY HAVE A MOTHER & SISTER WHO ARE SLUTS AND IM SURE YOUR DAD JUST CAME OUT OF THE CLOST AS BEING GAY .. AND HE HAS TOUCHED YOU AT SOME POINT IN LIFE I BET.
FUCK YOU GO GET HELP !
thankgod you posted in this thread. just what this fuckstick needs.
haha last part made me laugh heaps
can't believe this dude mentioned ed or jamie, fuck man.
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if you think templeton needs to 'hang it up'... then you must also have to think that Gonzo has to as well
and if you think that, then fuck you
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its obvious its all children here ::)
I hold Ed and Jamie and Steve to the highest regard - legend status hell yeah!
But hey shouldnt be pro anymore - Jamie needs to run Black Box and Ed run Toy Machine - no need to keep pumping out a new model with their name on it for the sake of it - we got Hawk and Caballero for that.
Muska - coverage or not - his 15 minutes are up along with Mike V
Bam is done
Steve has The Berrics going strong and I like to see him on their weekly - but he doesn't need a pro model anymore - he doesn't even have but a shred of new footage. Mind Field and a tad on The Berrics is it - he's done.
..and if the thread is lame and i start lame threads why do they seem to get a reaction and pages of people talking? eat it fuckers. ;D
.............and who is Gonzo? from the muppets? didn't know he could shred...........idiot kids
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How old are you anyways?
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its obvious its all children here ::)
I hold Ed and Jamie and Steve to the highest regard - legend status hell yeah!
But hey shouldnt be pro anymore - Jamie needs to run Black Box and Ed run Toy Machine - no need to keep pumping out a new model with their name on it for the sake of it - we got Hawk and Caballero for that.
Muska - coverage or not - his 15 minutes are up along with Mike V
Bam is done
Steve has The Berrics going strong and I like to see him on their weekly - but he doesn't need a pro model anymore - he doesn't even have but a shred of new footage. Mind Field and a tad on The Berrics is it - he's done.
..and if the thread is lame and i start lame threads why do they seem to get a reaction and pages of people talking? eat it fuckers. ;D
.............and who is Gonzo? from the muppets? didn't know he could shred...........idiot kids
by that logic, tony hawk should retire to run birdhouse, mike carroll and rick howard should retire to run girl, etc. at least thats what your false logic argument has led me to believe.
your lame threads get reactions of people talking shit about your lame threads.
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i agree that tony and rick and mike all need to get behind the desk - plenty of new young rippers coming up strong - old guys to the sidelines please
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How old are you anyways?
i'm guessing he's 17 or 18
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u need to hang ur fuckin dildo up ur butts gettin merked
ya!
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These discussions of certain pros "deserving" their status are based in complete fantasy. This business of skateboarding is mostly corporate and the VF corporation cares very little if Alex Olson "paid his dues" and Billabong's shareholders have no concept if Bam's skill level is par for pro status.
If anything, perhaps we should be debating whether these suits (who profit from skateboarding) have paid their dues enough to warrant our patronage. Maybe we should tell these publicly traded corporations that they need to hang it up by boycotting them.
Ed and Jamie aren't really corporate, but have contributed enough to skateboarding to have made a name for themselves. Frankly, I think Toy Machine and Zero could not stand without their respective owner's prominence within the brand.
Couldn't have said it any better.
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its obvious its all children here ::)
.............and who is Gonzo? from the muppets? didn't know he could shred...........idiot kids
It's what skaters used to call Mark Gonzales before they called him Gonz, but what do we know, we're idiot kids. douche canoe.
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I, along with many many other people, would definitely still buy a board with Ed Templeton's name on it.
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I, along with many many other people, would definitely still buy a board with Ed Templeton's name on it.
i buy them. when i get paid tomorrow, jabba the sect will be added to my collection.
(http://shop.expn.com/images/Default-Image/700/1001-92984.jpg)
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its obvious its all children here ::)
yeah, nice smiley... i'm guess you don't get the irony there
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Fucking Jamie is still killing......trippin'.
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DAMN YOU JUST MAY BE THE FIRST FUCKING PEROSN I IGNORE ON THIS FUCKING THING
I THINK YOU HAVE A DICK THE SIZE OF A BALL BEARING AS A BRAIN !!!!
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so who would you guys say should hang it up as a professional?
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Doug Brown
Me
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never wanna hear jt is done.
berra is still good
dont care for bam anymore. he was a good kid skater
this thread blows/. suck my dick
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A DUDE LIKE FELIX ARGUELIZ NEEDS TO HANG IT UP
ADRAIN LOPEZ NEEDS TO HANG IT UP..
THOSE ARE 2 GOOD EXAMPLES
YOUR JUST A FUCKING IDIOT..
YOU CANT EVEN HAVE A DICK FOR BRAINS YOU MUST HAVE PEACOCK SHIT IN YOUR HEAD MIXED WITH DIRTY FISHTANK WATER
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so who would you guys say should hang it up as a professional?
You and your message boarding career.
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manimal...KYS.
k
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Manimal sucks.
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u need to hang ur fuckin dildo up ur butts gettin merked
raw b for President!
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Supposedly Ed is going to retire immediately after he nails the dismount on the elusive "ollie impossible front feebs" down the El Toro replica in the 2032 Summer Olympics. How's that for "forward progression?"
Or,
Dude, nice list of older skaters who still kill it. Okay, Muska and Bam and Mike V's public personae give me (and we the skateboard community) some secondhand embarrassment...but they are shredders and they just used their available means to bang celebrities (Muska & Bam) and stack paper (All). Can't really hate too much.
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Why is it that suddenly we are supposed to respect people for making money? It makes no sense. If a dude is ruthless and greedy, and has no talent, but makes money from that, why should we respect it? Hookers and drug dealers make a ton of money, do they deserve any respect?
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Who makes more money, a hooker or a drug dealer?
a hooker, because she can wash her crack and sell it again
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Dr. Phil.
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if they still find joy in skating why would they "hang it up?"
and if you don't think they deserve to have pro model boards then don't buy them. it's that simple. or you can lurk at the shop and divert the little kids from the bam boards to the boards you think are more legitimate. maybe that'll make you feel better. . .
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lol ur a fucktard
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how the fuck do you tie jamie thomas and ed in with all those other retards....jamie thomas kills it and ed is a legend and im sure he is still shredding....but come on jamie thomas he just put out such a sick part in the fallen video....his ender was epic nuff said
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Yea jamie is still killing it, and I'd rather watch footy of Ed templeton over most of young pros out there. Skateboarding isn't a sport, so if those guys are still skating and its enjoyable to watch, then fuck yea they should still be pro. Leave ''forward progression'' to Olympic swimmers.
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yeah you are right forward progression is lame - I still want to be riding single kick decks.
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good thread
(http://muddguts.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/sandykim34.jpg)
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This topic is regular.
Wouldn't board sells dictate if people should "hang it up".
If you sell boards, you still have a place in skateboarding. The end.
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^ wow you're dumb.
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^ wow you're dumb.
NO HE IS A BUSINESS MAN FAGGOT. DEGENERATION IS GONNA KICK YOUR ASS SUCK IT
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yeah this is fucking skateboarding if youre not contributing to the forward progression get the fuck out what the fuck you think this shit is?!!?!?
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NO HE IS A BUSINESS MAN FAGGOT. DEGENERATION IS GONNA KICK YOUR ASS SUCK IT
whatever you say 2-pac.
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your a deadset fucking retart.
jamie is killing it he had one of the best parts in ride the sky, ed kills it still, muska is boss and he had a element ad and supra ad laterly and they were tight as fuck.
your a fucking troll.
bam should of gone a long time ago, element in it for the money or they would be dead a long time ago
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ID DEF BE PSYCHED TO SEE BERRA GONE. THAT DUDES THE WORST.
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NO HE IS A BUSINESS MAN FAGGOT. DEGENERATION IS GONNA KICK YOUR ASS SUCK IT
whatever you say 2-pac.
X-PAC*
(http://membres.lycos.fr/allwrestling/xpac.jpg)
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yeah this is fucking skateboarding if youre not contributing to the forward progression get the fuck out what the fuck you think this shit is?!!?!?
forward progression?
what do you think this is, science?
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This topic is regular.
Wouldn't board sells dictate if people should "hang it up".
If you sell boards, you still have a place in skateboarding. The end.
whats stupid or business?
explain.
If kids are pyched on you enough to buy your boards, you are relevant. Its just the truth.
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This topic is regular.
Wouldn't board sells dictate if people should "hang it up".
If you sell boards, you still have a place in skateboarding. The end.
whats stupid or business?
explain.
If kids are pyched on you enough to buy your boards, you are relevant. Its just the truth.
your logic fails because you claim people without pro model boards have no place in skateboarding. what more must i explain?
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your a deadset fucking retart.
jamie is killing it he had one of the best parts in ride the sky, ed kills it still, muska is boss and he had a element ad and supra ad laterly and they were tight as fuck.
your a fucking troll.
bam should of gone a long time ago, element in it for the money or they would be dead a long time ago
be glad element gives boards to people like ray barbee and chris senn-also, chad tim tim is making bank..horrible that a company is in it for the money, I wanna see more companies get huge that are full of hometown heros, crazy ams who aren't getting paid...
yeah, and to think...any company a few years ago or even now would hook bam up in a minute if he asked...if bam was on 5 boro, they would have been bigger than tum yeto by now.
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good thread
(http://muddguts.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/sandykim34.jpg)
do chicks really bleed that much their first time? that is fucking sick. how do you people find shit that nasty
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Horrible topic but I do agree with u regarding Mike V...just because he annoys the shit out of me with all his road trip/preachy shit.
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If the homeless were fed like MANIMAL has been fed through this thread then there wouldn't be half as many hungry hungry hobos.
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This topic is regular.
Wouldn't board sells dictate if people should "hang it up".
If you sell boards, you still have a place in skateboarding. The end.
whats stupid or business?
explain.
If kids are pyched on you enough to buy your boards, you are relevant. Its just the truth.
your logic fails because you claim people without pro model boards have no place in skateboarding. what more must i explain?
I think its pretty easy to see i was talking about professional skateboarding lightning brain.
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Dikembe Mutombo.
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templeton needs to hang it up because he isn't progressing? I'd much rather see a video part of him doing ollies and noseblunts than all these other kids flipping in and out on ledges. ed should never retire.
same with jamie thomas. still going strong.
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Vallely is a wildcard at Maloof this year. WTF is he gonna do? Boneless everything? and do mute grab benihanas?
http://www.allisports.com/news/wild-card-contest-winners-announced
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i'd guess he'll play the fight someone and get kicked out card
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so who would you guys say should hang it up as a professional?
You and your message boarding career.
haha, the best response so far!
but he doesn't need to hang it up, he just needs to hang himself.
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Muska blew his knee out and had surgery. He went out and bought some crazy camera and equipment and has been shooting photo's. I think this is his transition to life after "pro" skating.
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Muska blew his knee out and had surgery. He went out and bought some crazy camera and equipment and has been shooting photo's. I think this is his transition to life after "pro" skating.
what that before or after he had his brain removed?
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Muska blew his knee out and had surgery. He went out and bought some crazy camera and equipment and has been shooting photo's. I think this is his transition to life after "pro" skating.
Shut the fuck up. That better not be true. I know he doesn't produce like he did when Fulfill the dream came out, but I love seeing clips of him, and I want to keep seeing more!
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Muska blew his knee out and had surgery. He went out and bought some crazy camera and equipment and has been shooting photo's. I think this is his transition to life after "pro" skating.
I was just in NY and a friend was out shooting photo's with him. Said that the dudes all about the photography program since the knee incident. Web-site to be up soon.
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Great, are we going to have to deal with more muskabeatz level bullshit instead of skating?
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Muska seems like that kind of guy to get into photos. I mean he DJs, designs shoes, ads, clothing....I mean the creative thing is kind of in his blood.
Would be weird to see Muska as a photographer. All getting siked off of photos he shot.
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(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_LcYCjYs-R-c/RmySvP8ZgqI/AAAAAAAAAo0/J4eogyogCVk/s400/d.Muska-Krooks.jpg)
remember that 5050 muska did on that kink rail attatched to the wall first try? muska is the shit
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muska WAS the shit - he's old news now
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Great, are we going to have to deal with more muskabeatz level bullshit instead of skating?
IDK? He doesn't seem like he'd be a Frankie when shooting photo's. I'd picture him to be more like Beagle is, from the Epicly Later'd gettin all crazy after agettting a pick or something, wild'n out...
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whats a frankie
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Who?
Are you fucking kidding me?
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(http://www.lushtshirts.co.uk/images/products/frankie-say-relax.jpg)
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Halal, my brotha.
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u need to hang ur fuckin dildo up ur butts gettin merked
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Most of slap's favorites should be exiled from skateboarding all together.
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muskabeatz level bullshit
holy shit, funny
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Why the fuck are you guys all so upset about this thread?? I've seen way lamer/more hateful shit on here. It's pretty obvious everyone is just jumping on the bandwagon to give this guy shit so they can fit in.
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yeah i feel the same way - my topic idea was not harsh it was meant to spark conversation - hardly anyone listed who they think should hang it up - instead the bandwagon ridin' in here took over - are the SLAP message boards really even worth m time - most of the user seem fucking regular...
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Half of you dudes aren't even old enough to hold a job let alone have a career. As long as the money keeps coming...it's all good for these dudes. If you think they aren't "producing" then stop shopping at Zumiez and buying their shit.
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Muska blew his knee out and had surgery. He went out and bought some crazy camera and equipment and has been shooting photo's. I think this is his transition to life after "pro" skating.
i hope you guys know that for the past few years, muska has had his pictures published in the magazines you read. the only one that comes to mind is that slap with greco on the cover. he shot at least one of grecos sequences.