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Title: Wenning's blog
Post by: SFblah on September 30, 2009, 07:31:23 PM
Didn't find this in the search so I posted it in Things That Made You Laugh...but I think it should get it's own thread.

http://dayinthelifeofbrianwenning.blogspot.com/
Title: Re: Wenning's blog
Post by: Brandon on September 30, 2009, 07:34:22 PM
good to know his hate on pops is backed by sound lifestyle choices...
Title: Re: Wenning's blog
Post by: TMKF on September 30, 2009, 07:39:27 PM
Didn't find this in the search so I posted it in Things That Made You Laugh...but I think it should get it's own thread.

http://dayinthelifeofbrianwenning.blogspot.com/

i didn't think this guy could dig a deeper hole for himself than he already has...come on wenning just give it up already, you're just embarrassing yourself now. you went from a great skateboarder turned kook to going jeremy rogers status...
Title: Re: Wenning's blog
Post by: No Vaseline on September 30, 2009, 07:58:49 PM
good to know his hate on pops is backed by sound lifestyle choices...

When did he hate on pops?
Title: Re: Wenning's blog
Post by: Edward Sebastian on September 30, 2009, 08:00:53 PM
from the site

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blah blah blah  emigrates to the U.S. to teach pro skater Brian Wenning blah blah blah

if a tree falls in the woods and brian wenning has no sponsors, is he really a pro skater?
Title: Re: Wenning's blog
Post by: Nancy Chin The Manicurist on September 30, 2009, 08:01:45 PM
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good to know his hate on pops is backed by sound lifestyle choices...
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When did he hate on pops?

pappalardo episode of Epicly Laterd
Title: Re: Wenning's blog
Post by: MonsPubis on September 30, 2009, 08:02:24 PM
clearly on the side of the page it says that its that kid jon edwards blog he made and operates
Title: Re: Wenning's blog
Post by: Edward Sebastian on September 30, 2009, 08:04:34 PM
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good to know his hate on pops is backed by sound lifestyle choices...
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When did he hate on pops?
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pappalardo episode of Epicly Laterd

i wouldn't call that 'hate'. more like 'butt hurt'
Title: Re: Wenning's blog
Post by: No Vaseline on September 30, 2009, 08:05:16 PM
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good to know his hate on pops is backed by sound lifestyle choices...
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When did he hate on pops?
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pappalardo episode of Epicly Laterd

How? pops was the one who said they were only skateboard friends, not real friends.
Title: Re: Wenning's blog
Post by: ChildoftheGhetto on September 30, 2009, 08:07:41 PM
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good to know his hate on pops is backed by sound lifestyle choices...
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When did he hate on pops?
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pappalardo episode of Epicly Laterd
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How? pops was the one who said they were only skateboard friends, not real friends.
Exactly.
Title: Re: Wenning's blog
Post by: Pavementi on September 30, 2009, 08:10:46 PM
clearly on the side of the page it says that its that kid jon edwards blog he made and operates
But the video of Wenning "Blasting Guns" was filmed and edited by that kid, so he's got Wenning's blessing. Maybe not, but if he doesn't, he's gonna get blasted...
Title: Re: Wenning's blog
Post by: Pine on September 30, 2009, 08:25:49 PM
the other day i was going down the elevator in my dorm and some random guy noticed i had a plan b board and he asked me if i knew who wenning was and i said yeah. he said he was his neighbor for a long time, then i told him he got kicked off plan b, and he replied "figures, that dude is fucking reckless"
Title: Re: Wenning's blog
Post by: RightCoastBiased on September 30, 2009, 08:51:24 PM
the other day i was going down the elevator in my dorm and some random guy noticed i had a plan b board and he asked me if i knew who wenning was and i said yeah. he said he was his neighbor for a long time, then i told him he got kicked off plan b, and he replied "figures, that dude is fucking reckless"

You're in college?
Title: Re: Wenning's blog
Post by: Prison Wallet on September 30, 2009, 09:21:46 PM
the other day i was going down the elevator in my dorm and some random guy noticed i had a plan b board and he asked me if i knew who wenning was and i said yeah. he said he was his neighbor for a long time, then i told him he got kicked off plan b, and he replied "figures, that dude is fucking reckless"

How much shit are those guys flowing you these days? Do you still get boxes?
Title: Re: Wenning's blog
Post by: Pine on September 30, 2009, 09:40:05 PM
yes im in college. and the last box i got was like a month ago. they just send me stuff when i ask, its pretty sweet.
Title: Re: Wenning's blog
Post by: PsychOut on September 30, 2009, 09:58:15 PM
pops is the fucking shit!! fuck wenning, wennings nothing to me since he left habitat,

proper hardflip manual
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ae6tBhsou8
Title: Re: Wenning's blog
Post by: TMKF on September 30, 2009, 10:17:18 PM
to be completely honest, pappalardo is the one that came off as the jackass in that episode, not wenning.

pops came off as "cool guy" and but wenning came off as simply jealous by saying "i dont know how he became the bob dylan of skateboarding" idk thats how i their comments so i think both of them were kinda being weird toward each other. pops doesnt have shitty you tube videos skating in timberlands and drunken ones bragging about Axion/Circa contracts and a ridiculous Blog. all pops does is put out half ass video parts so i'm sorry to say that pops wins...
Title: Re: Wenning's blog
Post by: drowe1 on September 30, 2009, 10:38:30 PM
brian wenning is kenny powers.
Title: Re: Wenning's blog
Post by: No Vaseline on September 30, 2009, 10:42:40 PM
Every wenning thread on here turns into a pops dick-stroking contest in due time.


Title: Re: Wenning's blog
Post by: able on September 30, 2009, 10:53:47 PM
brian wenning is kenny powers.
hahahaha!!!!
Title: Re: Wenning's blog
Post by: Bubblegum Tate on October 01, 2009, 12:35:56 AM
rad
(http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e348/jonneye/blastinggunsartworkSMALL.jpg)
Title: Re: Wenning's blog
Post by: 420 on October 01, 2009, 01:33:40 AM
I dont know what to say about wenning
Title: Re: Wenning's blog
Post by: GnArcIsSisTic on October 01, 2009, 02:20:42 AM
(http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e348/jonneye/blastinggunsartworkSMALL.jpg)

sig worthy
Title: Re: Wenning's blog
Post by: Beer Keg Peg Leg on October 01, 2009, 02:56:11 AM
the other day i was going down the elevator in my dorm and some random guy noticed i had a plan b board and he asked me if i knew who wenning was and i said yeah. he said he was his neighbor for a long time, then i told him he got kicked off plan b, and he replied "figures, that dude is fucking reckless"

Not hating, but from your footage I could have sworn you were 14.
Title: Re: Wenning's blog
Post by: Donkey Lips on October 01, 2009, 04:22:03 AM
wenning rules. his downturn is awesome. it's like seeing the popular dude from your high school years later, and he's working at valero pumping gas into your car.
Title: Re: Wenning's blog
Post by: CaptainMorganFreeman on October 01, 2009, 06:02:36 AM
brian wenning is kenny powers.

thats the truest thing anyone posted in this topic.
Title: Re: Wenning's blog
Post by: Pine on October 01, 2009, 06:17:52 AM
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the other day i was going down the elevator in my dorm and some random guy noticed i had a plan b board and he asked me if i knew who wenning was and i said yeah. he said he was his neighbor for a long time, then i told him he got kicked off plan b, and he replied "figures, that dude is fucking reckless"
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Not hating, but from your footage I could have sworn you were 14.

yeah i get that a lot.
Title: Re: Wenning's blog
Post by: Donkey Lips on October 01, 2009, 06:25:26 AM
just think - you can easily slay high school chicks and get away with it.
Title: Re: Wenning's blog
Post by: barkeep11 on October 01, 2009, 06:34:15 AM
wenning rules. his downturn is awesome. it's like seeing the popular dude from your high school years later, and he's working at valero pumping gas into your car.

HAHAHHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAH!! Too true!
Title: Re: Wenning's blog
Post by: dirtjers on October 01, 2009, 07:56:00 AM
it's such a vicious cycle. it's like everyone on the internet wants to know everything about every professional skateboarder they looked up to as a kid, but then are horrified by what they find and then hate on said professional skateboarder. i guess the bottom line is: was it worth it? was it worth seeing penny in Amsterdam looking homeless? was it worth seeing wenning wasted acting like a jock? was it worth it seeing pappalardo morph into a hipster that you'd definitely hate if he wasn't who he was? who is left to look up to? paul rodriguez, or someone else who carefully watches their image and how they market it? or the girl team who is "the epitome of cool?" again, all marketing. you're tripping if you don't think those dudes do just as much embarrassing shit when their not being filmed. this stuff is funny if you can take it with a grain of salt and still get motivated by the great skateboarding these guys have done/still do. if you let it take over though, it just seems like you're the ones who are losing. give me penny in hi 5, wenning in photo, and pops in mosaic any day over any of these clean cut cool guys of today. and im out.
Title: Re: Wenning's blog
Post by: Donkey Lips on October 01, 2009, 08:03:31 AM
was it worth it seeing pappalardo morph into a hipster that you'd definitely hate if he wasn't who he was?
what? shut up. he is who he is. i think that's why people like him. to a degree i like wenning for that quality too. he gets so much vibe from acting like a douchejuicer but he continues to do it regardless. he is who he is too, a fuckwit.
Title: Re: Wenning's blog
Post by: dirtjers on October 01, 2009, 08:30:17 AM
no man. stop being closed minded. a lot of people do not like pappalardo. myself NOT included, because as i've stated maybe 400 times during my 5 years on these boards, pops wenning and pluhowski are/have always been my 3 favorite skateboarders. i respect pops, as i respect wenning, as skateboarders who are huge reasons why i thought skating was the illest shit possible, and still do it everyday. you can not even try to sound intelligent and say one is worse than the other. because honestly, wenning's internet shananigans are  A LOT closer to the everyday lives of most skateboarders, it's just not filmed. all the dudes i know drink beer and party, and none of them make stools. anyway, i was making a general statement about a lot of our favorites, not singling pappalardo out, so you obviously missed the point completely.
Title: Re: Wenning's blog
Post by: Choad Muskrat on October 01, 2009, 08:34:21 AM
the kenny powers of skteboarding hahahahahaha

wenning just needs to loose a cool 20 pounds and skate again, I'd back him
Title: Re: Wenning's blog
Post by: Pug Life on October 01, 2009, 08:52:37 AM
brian wenning is kenny powers.

Every wenning thread on here turns into a pops dick-stroking contest in due time.

Back to back hilarity.
Title: Re: Wenning's blog
Post by: Carrolls Chesthairs on October 01, 2009, 09:39:21 AM
YOU'RE FUCKING OUT!
Title: Re: Wenning's blog
Post by: Beer Wizard on October 01, 2009, 09:51:51 AM
YOU'RE FUCKING OUT!

Getting drunk on the reg, fucking good times on the reg, yachts on the reg, sex on the reg... Basically all the shit most men fantasize about.
Title: Re: Wenning's blog
Post by: rawbertson. on October 01, 2009, 10:06:03 AM
i really liked that sw 180 5-0 180 out with the fountain in the background that trick always seemed impossible to me
Title: Re: Wenning's blog
Post by: Donkey Lips on October 01, 2009, 10:08:17 AM
no man. stop being closed minded.
ok im open minded now. thanks. i completely see every point you are making. spiritual enlightenment and shit.
Title: Re: Wenning's blog
Post by: Canuck on October 01, 2009, 10:11:09 AM
its funny how in the DC video, in the intro to his part, it perfectly foreshadows his decline...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdMX3HqsY1s
Title: Re: Wenning's blog
Post by: cja105 on October 01, 2009, 10:14:46 AM
I was just thinking the exact same thing, that part was great though...

its funny how in the DC video, in the intro to his part, it perfectly foreshadows his decline...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdMX3HqsY1s
Title: Re: Wenning's blog
Post by: dirtjers on October 01, 2009, 10:20:52 AM
yep, an internet cool guy. great man. thanks for those counterpoints to challenge me while im at work.
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Post by: brooklyn brawler on October 01, 2009, 10:59:48 AM
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/store/imgs/karate-kid-backwards.png)
Title: Re: Wenning's blog
Post by: CactusCooler on October 01, 2009, 11:17:41 AM
If you say Pops isnt a hipster your IN DENIAL. Dude was one of my favs and had two parts that will always be at the top of my list, but he is a hipster. Live with it.
Title: Re: Wenning's blog
Post by: Rampfoot on October 01, 2009, 11:44:58 AM
Funny you guys should mention Kenny Powers...

(http://i637.photobucket.com/albums/uu95/CoreyWebster/KennyFuckingWenning.jpg)

Made this a long ass time ago but never posted. Fuck it.

Wenning will be back though...just ribbin' ya brother.
Title: Re: Wenning's blog
Post by: mooraga on October 01, 2009, 01:00:12 PM
to be completely honest, pappalardo is the one that came off as the jackass in that episode, not wenning.

no, wenning was the jackass
Title: Re: Wenning's blog
Post by: rawbertson. on October 01, 2009, 01:09:23 PM
If you say Pops isnt a hipster your IN DENIAL. Dude was one of my favs and had two parts that will always be at the top of my list, but he is a hipster. Live with it.

i dont think hes a hipster really he is just a guy who likes to be by himself and shit. hipsters try so hard to be different and cool, he doesnt seem to give a shit about any of that popularity bullshit. they buy all this american apparell crap and have this superiority complex and it seems like they go so far out of their way to be different... i dont know he just seems like he is actually different not just trying to be different.

what were your two favorite parts though? they all kinda blend together in my head, photo, i.e., and mosaic. the thing i remember most about mosaic was that gnarly bs 5050 at the end. it seems like he transitioned from the love park philly downtown stuff to more cruising around finding something never been skated in mosaic. although he did have the switch heel up the six@city hall in mosaic///
Title: Re: Wenning's blog
Post by: Bobby Peru on October 01, 2009, 02:59:36 PM
If you say Pops isnt a hipster your IN DENIAL. Dude was one of my favs and had two parts that will always be at the top of my list, but he is a hipster. Live with it.

Okay, I really don't want to contribute to this oncoming shitstorm but I think some of you guys are a little confused about what a hipster is.
Title: Re: Wenning's blog
Post by: professional on October 01, 2009, 06:09:25 PM
(http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e348/jonneye/blastinggunsartworkSMALL.jpg)
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Post by: Canuck on October 01, 2009, 06:17:00 PM
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If you say Pops isnt a hipster your IN DENIAL. Dude was one of my favs and had two parts that will always be at the top of my list, but he is a hipster. Live with it.
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i dont think hes a hipster really he is just a guy who likes to be by himself and shit. hipsters try so hard to be different and cool, he doesnt seem to give a shit about any of that popularity bullshit. they buy all this american apparell crap and have this superiority complex and it seems like they go so far out of their way to be different... i dont know he just seems like he is actually different not just trying to be different.

Agreed. Pops is dope.
Title: Re: Wenning's blog
Post by: Prison Wallet on October 01, 2009, 09:00:05 PM
Funny you guys should mention Kenny Powers...

(http://i637.photobucket.com/albums/uu95/CoreyWebster/KennyFuckingWenning.jpg)

Just swap out the "Eastbound and Down" logo for "Heavyhittas"
Title: Re: Wenning's blog
Post by: carbonite on October 01, 2009, 09:25:11 PM
twin glocks yo
Title: Re: Wenning's blog
Post by: juja on October 01, 2009, 09:28:49 PM
i really liked that sw 180 5-0 180 out with the fountain in the background that trick always seemed impossible to me


yeah me too, i always thought that looked amazing...so much lazy style...
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Post by: SleepyPeePee on October 01, 2009, 11:39:45 PM
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Funny you guys should mention Kenny Powers...

(http://i637.photobucket.com/albums/uu95/CoreyWebster/KennyFuckingWenning.jpg)
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Just swap out the "Eastbound and Down" logo for "Heavyhittas"

no way he's from NJ thats pretty eastcoast & i'd say he's pretty down & out. thats the best shit ever.
Title: Re: Wenning's blog
Post by: sirfinbar on October 02, 2009, 01:32:06 AM
agree, some of you really have no idea what a hipster is. a dude wanting to keep it low key and make some furniture in his basement is almost the opposite of being a hipster. either way who fucking cares, you honestly play yourself out by even commenting on his "hipsterdom" ruining your opinion of him as a skater.
Title: Re: Wenning's blog
Post by: Beer Keg Peg Leg on October 02, 2009, 02:36:07 AM
(http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e348/jonneye/blastinggunsartworkSMALL.jpg)

I wish I had photos of myself doing these things.
Title: Re: Wenning's blog
Post by: VolumeBass on October 02, 2009, 03:02:26 AM
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the other day i was going down the elevator in my dorm and some random guy noticed i had a plan b board and he asked me if i knew who wenning was and i said yeah. he said he was his neighbor for a long time, then i told him he got kicked off plan b, and he replied "figures, that dude is fucking reckless"
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Not hating, but from your footage I could have sworn you were 14.

He acts like he's 14
Title: Re: Wenning's blog
Post by: Pine on October 02, 2009, 06:54:15 AM
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the other day i was going down the elevator in my dorm and some random guy noticed i had a plan b board and he asked me if i knew who wenning was and i said yeah. he said he was his neighbor for a long time, then i told him he got kicked off plan b, and he replied "figures, that dude is fucking reckless"
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Not hating, but from your footage I could have sworn you were 14.
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He acts like he's 14

right, because i have definetly met and talked to you before?
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Post by: ahlee on October 02, 2009, 07:34:39 AM
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brian wenning is kenny powers.
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hahahaha!!!!

amazing.
Title: Re: Wenning's blog
Post by: brooklyn brawler on October 02, 2009, 07:57:07 AM
The best was when he jizzed his pants at first base.