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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: pollutedvision on February 08, 2011, 12:11:39 PM
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I'm new to Slap and i've seen a lot of weird threads, like skaters with largest dicks and heath naked All that stuff,
now are you guys really gay? Or do you just like Skateboarders that much? OR are both Or whatever. Let your soul talk
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Dont think the homosexuality on this board is very repressed.... Slap is like the freddie mercury of the skate world
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Did you not know slap is just a shortened version of dickslap? It's a gay skateboarding website. Welcome, big boy.
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Maybe a little too friendly, Skaters with biggest muscles cmon?!
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Gay is the new half cab. Get with the dick son.
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Gay is the new half cab. Get with the dick son.
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Your Right, lets just turn this into another gay thread. Wheres that picture of Jason Dill naked?
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sometimes in the shower i'll rub my soapy butthole a few extra times to make sure it's clean.
that's all i got.
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I'm new to Slap and i've seen a lot of weird threads, like skaters with largest dicks and heath naked All that stuff, now are you guys really gay? Or do you just like Skateboarders that much? OR are both Or whatever. Let your soul talk
Im not sure but if you're referring to my comment about Heath I never said anything about him being naked. I just said I think he's handsome and his good looks are underrated
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I haven't gnar'd (or kook'd) anyone in quite a while. Well done. +1
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Freddy's T. Rex arms tell all.
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Freddy's T. Rex arms tell all.
"touch me, for i cannot touch myself!"
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When I was younger I saw the most bangingest hottie at a bar. She looked like one of them half asian, half something girls you see a lot in Cali. Really nice rack for an asian girl, banging hips and a firm looking ass. My roomate at the time was all up on it. He saw her first, I had to take a piss when we got there and didn't see her. I get back and he's taking shots with her at a table. They proceed to get get hammered as I watch in jealousy. They go outside to smoke a bowl and he comes back like 2 minutes later. Walks right past me and out the front door like he stole something. I look to the right(where he had just came from.....where she was) then look to the right(where my friend had just gone) I sit there for a good 10 seconds I wanted to go get her soo bad but he was my ride home: opposite side of town, middle of winter, barely enough cash for 3-4 beers and didn't know anyone else there. I go outside and see my friend almost stuck. He was parked parallel, going back and forth trying to get out. I get in the car and am like what the fuck!!! you were gonna leave me? She had a dick, man. AWWW, I couldn't stop laughing. If I had seen her fist, I don't know, man..Like the Chapelle show says, a mouth is a mouth is all I kept think all the way home. Does that make me gay?.....that I still think about her...at night when I'm all alone, wondering in regret.
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Yep, that makes you gay. Better notify the proper authorities.
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skateboarding is the best cover for gayness ever. where else can you safely watch another dude sweat and work out in slow motion set to some good music... if you like someone's style, it's only because you are sexually attracted to them...
that's all i got...
actually. one more. there is no more sure sign of a homo than the use of the term "no homo"
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It doesn't seem very repressed.
Discussing videos of dudes with sweet soundtracks on the internet in anonymous chatrooms/forums. Discussing who has better style. Sometimes using said chatrooms to "hook up" in a parking lot or public park.
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It's not gay. Being gay is a whole fucking mentality and goes way past talking about dongs on slap.
If you like to cuddle with guys like a woman - you're fucking gay. If you think it's funny to draw penises on someone's face - that's not gay.
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I'm new to Slap and i've seen a lot of weird threads, like skaters with largest dicks and heath naked All that stuff, now are you guys really gay? Or do you just like Skateboarders that much? OR are both Or whatever. Let your soul talk
No i was referring to the Heath Kirchart naked forum, but your two cents was put in the jar. The gay jar
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I'm new to Slap and i've seen a lot of weird threads, like skaters with largest dicks and heath naked All that stuff, now are you guys really gay? Or do you just like Skateboarders that much? OR are both Or whatever. Let your soul talk
you can thank me for that piece of dick envy. unfortunately, the video has since been removed.
http://www.slapmagazine.com/component/option,com_jfusion/Itemid,4/index.php?topic=24110.0 (http://www.slapmagazine.com/component/option,com_jfusion/Itemid,4/index.php?topic=24110.0)
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It's not gay. Being gay is a whole fucking mentality and goes way past talking about dongs on slap.
If you like to cuddle with guys like a woman - you're fucking gay. If you think it's funny to draw penises on someone's face - that's not gay.
What if you enjoy talking dongs on slap? perhaps being slapped by a dong?
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it's only gay if your friends find out.
therefore, not gay.
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Pretending to be a cop on the internet. totally NOT GAY.
See my avatar? I'm the one on the right. PM me for a good time, Mr. Big Cop.
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It's not gay. Being gay is a whole fucking mentality and goes way past talking about dongs on slap.
If you like to cuddle with guys like a woman - you're fucking gay. If you think it's funny to draw penises on someone's face - that's not gay.
thanks for the insight jackass.
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Haha I like how that somehow made people mad. It's not like i even called gay people a disgrace to thousands of millenia of shared human tradition or anything.
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you're not making anyone mad bro. just making a fool of yourself. sieg heil. i love irish cops. mad potato pelting.
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Haha I like how that somehow made people mad. It's not like i even called gay people a disgrace to thousands of millenia of shared human tradition or anything.
How do I look after a bottle of Irish Whiskey?
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I'm new to Slap and i've seen a lot of weird threads, like skaters with largest dicks and heath naked All that stuff, now are you guys really gay? Or do you just like Skateboarders that much? OR are both Or whatever. Let your soul talk
What! You're crazy there is nothing gay about saying a dude is handsome, its not like I said I wanted to plug his hole or something.
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I'm new to Slap and i've seen a lot of weird threads, like skaters with largest dicks and heath naked All that stuff, now are you guys really gay? Or do you just like Skateboarders that much? OR are both Or whatever. Let your soul talk
I know I know, I agree with you. So who's your favorite skater hunk? who do you want to rub down with coconut oil?
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Haha I rather not rub any dude down with any kind of lube or anything. On a side note if I had to marry any pro based on looks and how our marriage would work out it would be Kenny Anderson without a doubt. I feel like Alex Olson would cheat on me and be an asshole to me, Dylan Rieder would never want to spend time with me and just go clubbing all the time, Heath Kirchart is too much of a badass so that relationship would never work. So that leaves Kenny Anderson he is handsome and he seems like a cool dude for a gay marriage.
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looking for [...] skate buddies
message me if you want to session...i am rusty, but eager to find all of my fav spots from youth
http://www.slapmagazine.com/component/option,com_jfusion/Itemid,4/index.php?topic=50554.0 (http://www.slapmagazine.com/component/option,com_jfusion/Itemid,4/index.php?topic=50554.0)
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IM GAY AS FUCK!
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I can imagine having a gay marriage with Danny Way and he would teach our gay baby how to play sports. He'd probably beat me for being gay, but then he'd apologize because he only does it because he loves me.
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It's not gay. Being gay is a whole fucking mentality and goes way past talking about dongs on slap.
If you like to cuddle with guys like a woman - you're fucking gay. If you think it's funny to draw penises on someone's face - that's not gay.
On point.
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If you stick your dick into any other dude's orifices without any emotional attachment, that's not gay.
If you let a dude stick his dick into any of your orifices, you're gay.
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Haha I rather not rub any dude down with any kind of lube or anything. On a side note if I had to marry any pro based on looks and how our marriage would work out it would be Kenny Anderson without a doubt. I feel like Alex Olson would cheat on me and be an asshole to me, Dylan Rieder would never want to spend time with me and just go clubbing all the time, Heath Kirchart is too much of a badass so that relationship would never work. So that leaves Kenny Anderson he is handsome and he seems like a cool dude for a gay marriage.
hahah dude, fo real, do you often think on shit like that?
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I can imagine having a gay marriage with Danny Way and he would teach our gay baby how to play sports. He'd probably beat me for being gay, but then he'd apologize because he only does it because he loves me.
I've had same fantasy so many times. Except in mine Danny breaks me and Swindell out of Mexican prison with an arsenal of assault rifles and lifted Dodge Hemi. We race north to Freedom with What's Love Got to do With It blasting from his subwoofers as Swindell and I hold off the Mexican Army with a Bazooka full of nerf bricks. Once home in Vista, Josh and Danny celebrate with an 8 Ball of Meth as I film them glistening in the setting sun on the deck of Danny's spine ramp. Right when I'm about to wake up Tas and Colin ride in on Motorcycles while Jesus himself descends from the heavens for the gang bang of the Millenium. There's only one way to do it and that way is the church of man love.
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gay bird moment
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Haha I rather not rub any dude down with any kind of lube or anything. On a side note if I had to marry any pro based on looks and how our marriage would work out it would be Kenny Anderson without a doubt. I feel like Alex Olson would cheat on me and be an asshole to me, Dylan Rieder would never want to spend time with me and just go clubbing all the time, Heath Kirchart is too much of a badass so that relationship would never work. So that leaves Kenny Anderson he is handsome and he seems like a cool dude for a gay marriage.
hahah dude, fo real, do you often think on shit like that?
What, you don't? Pfft....and you call yourself a skater.
I could see myself married to Benny Fairfax as well. He's handsome, seems like he's got a winning personality, and something about him just says sincerity. The only problem is that he seems like the jet-set sort of guy. I don't know if I could trust him because how would I know if he's out there talking all the other dudes out of their boxer shorts with his accent and tales of travel and adventure when I'm not around?
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The gay scene in Weekendtage is amazing.
"Where homosexuals lay or play!"