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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: Wall of Nausea on February 08, 2012, 09:16:24 PM
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Admit it, this shit is an image based industry, but for real, did you ever see a video or magazine of a big talk skater, and ever think "holy shit he's good, but he looks like a fucking goof"
Examples
Shaun White
Stefan Janoski
Steve Berra
Steve Brule
The last few odd named pro kids in the last 3 years
Neil Hamburger
Foreman
Corey Duffel
Mathais Ringstrom http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yP1Na1FycA
Big Daddy Gay
Doink the Clown and Dink
Mankind
Cactusjack
Yourdad
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lol, nah son.
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nah, i get that vibe from really short dudes that look like they are ready to unload a heavy dump onto their grip while they set up for tricks
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i really only think that when they are regular but have the ill tight switch game.
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i hear ya op, but Steve Brule, Neil Hamburger and Mathias Ringstrom all go hard.
don't sleep
Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule: Hanging with the Fellas (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xy6dOJCkRaA#ws)
Neil Hamburger - "RHCP" (live) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAGADRzLaS4#)
Mathias Ringstrom Bellows del (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWObQQM_HXU#)
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i think austen seaholm looks goofy, same with lutzka
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matt bennett looks exactly like butt-head
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i think austen seaholm looks goofy, same with lutzka
austin seholm ahh man i haven't heard that name in a long time, did you ever see that tampa am where he threw his 3rdplace clock everyone boo'd his ass total career suicide. he had a bag of tricks though. fuck lutzka
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Janoski? Really? Fuck you.
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Janoski? Really? Fuck you.
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I've always thought Brezenski was a goofy looking motherfucker.
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i know im gonna get slammed for this, but i still think vicent alvarez looks uncomfortable on a skateboard. :-\
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Janoski? Really? Fuck you.
The homosexuality is strong in this one, Not that there is anything wrong with that. You little gay boy you.
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Janoski? Really? Fuck you.
I meant Steven Jankoski
http://www.facebook.com/people/Steven-Jankoski/1564612621 (http://www.facebook.com/people/Steven-Jankoski/1564612621)
Fuck you very much, faggots.
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i know im gonna get slammed for this, but i still think vicent alvarez looks uncomfortable on a skateboard. :-\
Naw man, he's just 100% natural ripper.
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Tony Hawk
Jaws
Both are great skaters who shouldn't care if anyone thinks they look goofy.
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trevor colden, tom asta, everyone on zero...
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i know im gonna get slammed for this, but i still think vicent alvarez looks uncomfortable on a skateboard. :-\
finally! someone who shares the same view as me, i totally get why every backs him, but to me i just can't get the image of an ultimate man f
grom out of my head!
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Janoski? Really? Fuck you.
I meant Steven Jankoski
http://www.facebook.com/people/Steven-Jankoski/1564612621 (http://www.facebook.com/people/Steven-Jankoski/1564612621)
Fuck you very much, faggots.
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(http://chud.com/articles/content_images/NICK/DVD/EASTBOUND/eastbound3a.jpg)
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When I first saw Lizard King's Transworld Check out from like 2004 I thought he was the strangest looking human.
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Steve Brule? This pleases me
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When I first saw Lizard King's Transworld Check out from like 2004 I thought he was the strangest looking human.
Yeah that guy looks like a space gnome, I can't imagine what it's like to eat acid with him.
http://surfskatesupply.com/lizardking.jpg (http://surfskatesupply.com/lizardking.jpg) "YOU FEEL IT KICKIN' IN BRO!?!?!?"
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Tommy Sandoval and Jake Duncombe are both goofy looking guys I like to watch skate. Lutzka has the face of a nerd out of central casting, he always looks funny to me cause he tries so hard to dress cool and still has that Revenge of the Nerds face.
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I've always thought Brezenski was a goofy looking motherfucker.
I think everyone does, though. Still love the guy
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Bledsoe
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3023/2923252611_f0362ac43c.jpg)
Something about that kid's appearance annoys the fuck out of me. I had a hard time watching his Midfield part because of it.
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Bledsoe
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3023/2923252611_f0362ac43c.jpg)
Something about that kid's appearance annoys the fuck out of me. I had a hard time watching his Midfield part because of it.
He just looks like someone shrunk Scott Johnston.
A lot of these dudes are going through puberty and their awkward teen growth spurt years where some parts of your body/face grow faster than others. So what. Are you trying to date the dudes? Want everyone to be as dreamy as Shecks?
Since when is Mathias Ringstrom a new pro? Dude's been in the game for like 15 years. Same with Berra, and half your list for that matter.
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(http://cdn1.static.mporatrons.com/site/sidewalk/wp-content/uploads/old_images/uploads/interviews/StuFavs.jpg)
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Mark Suciu is awesome an all, but he looks like a geek. Which I like, almost a mango steez
They both look like they'd be really good at math.
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yeah greco took the goof factor to another level with that glam rock shit. then he got off drugs started dressing normal, and now he justlooks like a schizophrenic jesus christ. great skater though
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Janoski? Really? Fuck you.
dave grohl. but that doesnt make him funny lookin it makes him hawwt
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Ringstrom stopped skating on a professional level years ago due to injuries, i have known the dude for almost 20 years and he is one of the nicest guys you can meet.
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That Ishod kid creeps me out
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That Ishod kid creeps me out
After thinking about this thread, Ishod is definitely a contender.
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There's a name for the kind of people that sit around and talk about the physical flaws in people of the same gender- women. Catty ass bitches talk like this. I would never imagine a group of guys sitting around talking about this shit. You people really give a fuck if some kid "looks goofy" or something? Gotta be an insecure mother fucker to start a thread like this. Or maybe a closet feemeboy.
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There's a name for the kind of people that sit around and talk about the physical flaws in people of the same gender- women. Catty ass bitches talk like this. I would never imagine a group of guys sitting around talking about this shit. You people really give a fuck if some kid "looks goofy" or something? Gotta be an insecure mother fucker to start a thread like this. Or maybe a closet feemeboy.
ayo this was how i felt. like forreal you niggas gon form a roundtable to talk about how a bunch of pro's look? lol
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There's a name for the kind of people that sit around and talk about the physical flaws in people of the same gender- women. Catty ass bitches talk like this. I would never imagine a group of guys sitting around talking about this shit. You people really give a fuck if some kid "looks goofy" or something? Gotta be an insecure mother fucker to start a thread like this. Or maybe a closet feemeboy.
ayo this was how i felt. like forreal you niggas gon form a roundtable to talk about how a bunch of pro's look? lol
please keep going thread to thread telling us how hella gay we are, i don't know if we've all quite got the point yet.
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its cool, just rename it "pros you wouldn't bang"
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I wouldn't sleep with him ever.
(http://skateparkoftampa.com/spot/headshots/751mug.jpg)
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I think Torey Pudwill looks like he's always on whippets.
as if you didn't already look like a fraggle..you gotta go wearin giant orange shoes....
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There's a name for the kind of people that sit around and talk about the physical flaws in people of the same gender- women. Catty ass bitches talk like this. I would never imagine a group of guys sitting around talking about this shit. You people really give a fuck if some kid "looks goofy" or something? Gotta be an insecure mother fucker to start a thread like this. Or maybe a closet feemeboy.
ayo this was how i felt. like forreal you niggas gon form a roundtable to talk about how a bunch of pro's look? lol
please keep going thread to thread telling us how hella gay we are, i don't know if we've all quite got the point yet.
they missed out on all the old Justin Bieber threads... they would have really thought we were gay then.
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There's a name for the kind of people that sit around and talk about the physical flaws in people of the same gender- women. Catty ass bitches talk like this. I would never imagine a group of guys sitting around talking about this shit. You people really give a fuck if some kid "looks goofy" or something? Gotta be an insecure mother fucker to start a thread like this. Or maybe a closet feemeboy.
ayo this was how i felt. like forreal you niggas gon form a roundtable to talk about how a bunch of pro's look? lol
please keep going thread to thread telling us how hella gay we are, i don't know if we've all quite got the point yet.
im not tryna call anybody gay im just sayin that that's some lame shit in my opinion. nigga everybody can look goofy in one way or another so who gives a fuck? id rather talk about how their SKATING looks but its whatever tho, do what yall want. Ishod slays you all.
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There's a name for the kind of people that sit around and talk about the physical flaws in people of the same gender- women. Catty ass bitches talk like this. I would never imagine a group of guys sitting around talking about this shit. You people really give a fuck if some kid "looks goofy" or something? Gotta be an insecure mother fucker to start a thread like this. Or maybe a closet feemeboy.
ayo this was how i felt. like forreal you niggas gon form a roundtable to talk about how a bunch of pro's look? lol
please keep going thread to thread telling us how hella gay we are, i don't know if we've all quite got the point yet.
im not tryna call anybody gay im just sayin that that's some lame shit in my opinion. nigga everybody can look goofy in one way or another so who gives a fuck? id rather talk about how their SKATING looks but its whatever tho, do what yall want. Ishod slays you all.
Im gonna come out and say it, this thread is gay and anyone who really gives a fuck bout a pro's physical looks IS fuckin gay.
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Ah, I see you're new around here.
Don't matter man, Ive lurked forever and this kind of conversation would be more suited to a woman's magazine than a skateboard forum.
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Ah, I see you're new around here.
Don't matter man, Ive lurked forever and this kind of conversation would be more suited to a woman's magazine than a skateboard forum.
YEA, GO SKATE U FAGZ! EW FAGZ!
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andrew langi
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There's a name for the kind of people that sit around and talk about the physical flaws in people of the same gender- women. Catty ass bitches talk like this. I would never imagine a group of guys sitting around talking about this shit. You people really give a fuck if some kid "looks goofy" or something? Gotta be an insecure mother fucker to start a thread like this. Or maybe a closet feemeboy.
Relax hoss, it's in good fun. Did you even read my list, it made little to no sense aside one or two. In return I'll grant you two "Fuck you's" a "eat my shit" and four "suck my balls, assface" This thread has no real meaning, dumb dumb.
What the hell is a feemeboy?
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There's a name for the kind of people that sit around and talk about the physical flaws in people of the same gender- women. Catty ass bitches talk like this. I would never imagine a group of guys sitting around talking about this shit. You people really give a fuck if some kid "looks goofy" or something? Gotta be an insecure mother fucker to start a thread like this. Or maybe a closet feemeboy.
ayo this was how i felt. like forreal you niggas gon form a roundtable to talk about how a bunch of pro's look? lol
please keep going thread to thread telling us how hella gay we are, i don't know if we've all quite got the point yet.
im not tryna call anybody gay im just sayin that that's some lame shit in my opinion. nigga everybody can look goofy in one way or another so who gives a fuck? id rather talk about how their SKATING looks but its whatever tho, do what yall want. Ishod slays you all.
Im gonna come out and say it, I'm gay and anyone who really gives a fuck bout a pro's physical looks IS fuckin awesome.
There you go
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FUCK!
haha walked into that one
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I remember thinking biebel looked real strange in his YEAH RIGHT! part. I had never seen a white dude dress like that until then with it being my first skate video and living in Tasmania.
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you derps can't tell this is a joke thread? Mathias Ringstrom, Doink The Clown, Steve Brule, Mankind/Cactus Jack, etc.?
god, you guys are dense and lame as shit.
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i dont think i'd ever scissor on slash's bunghole. but gimme some spanky for a night on the town and he wouldnt be walkin for weeks. weeeks i tell you
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dude in the grey beanie is so stoked on that slam
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Ryan Decenzo. he's super good, but looks like a fucking idiot. Terrell Robinson too.
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Satva