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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: UserFame on March 30, 2012, 06:28:47 AM
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hey, i tried to search everywhere that new salabanzi add and the only place i found it was on the jart site but its too small, can anyone provide me the link to it?
peace!
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peace?
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peace?
Pieces?
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Is this it?
(http://skately.com/img/library/print/large/powell-peralta-mike-vallely-1988.jpg)
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(http://s2.buzzfeed.com/static/imagebuzz/web03/2009/9/4/10/the-fleshlight-liberator-3821-1252076219-11.jpg)
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(http://s2.buzzfeed.com/static/imagebuzz/web03/2009/9/4/10/the-fleshlight-liberator-3821-1252076219-11.jpg)
hands free hahaha
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Just saw the ad, it's fucking sick. Flip back then cab flip on that famous berlin spot, wtfff
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The seq. was already used in his interview in Skateboarder two years ago.
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(http://s2.buzzfeed.com/static/imagebuzz/web03/2009/9/4/10/the-fleshlight-liberator-3821-1252076219-11.jpg)
What in the fucking hell?!!!!
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(http://s2.buzzfeed.com/static/imagebuzz/web03/2009/9/4/10/the-fleshlight-liberator-3821-1252076219-11.jpg)
What in the fucking hell?!!!!
I'm just as upset as you are. It says hands free and that model is clearly using his hands.
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has anybody actually tried out a fleshlight? no lie i almost bought one
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has anybody actually tried out a fleshlight? no lie i almost bought one
the homies gave me one as a joke for my birthday a couple years ago. I may or may not have fucked it within an inch of its life on some lonely nights.
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(http://s2.buzzfeed.com/static/imagebuzz/web03/2009/9/4/10/the-fleshlight-liberator-3821-1252076219-11.jpg)
What in the fucking hell?!!!!
and it appears as though his dick is not out
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has anybody actually tried out a fleshlight? no lie i almost bought one
take a banana, peel it but leave it attached at the base still, and fuck that peel. feels way better than anything, plus you get snack after. trust me
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has anybody actually tried out a fleshlight? no lie i almost bought one
take a banana, peel it but leave it attached at the base still, and fuck that peel. feels way better than anything, plus you get snack after. trust me
did i seriously just read that?
(http://dc459.4shared.com/img/WvmeUYjA/s3/henry2hjjl.gif)
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hahahaahhahahahha at all the posts in this thread! I haven't laughed so hard in a couple weeks.
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well if you almost bought a fleshlight, this should be right up your alley. its cheaper and feels better,also you dont have to clean it. dont start gettin bashful on me now
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well if you almost bought a fleshlight, this should be right up your alley. its cheaper and feels better,also you dont have to clean it. dont start gettin bashful on me now
a banana peel tho? i stopped masturbating with food items after a bad experience with some mayonnaise when i was younger. little willy is all grown up now and its time for him to find a more sophisticated means for busting a nut self-serve.
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Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication. ~Leonardo DaVinci
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well if you almost bought a fleshlight, this should be right up your alley. its cheaper and feels better,also you dont have to clean it. dont start gettin bashful on me now
a banana peel tho? i stopped masturbating with food items after a bad experience with some mayonnaise when i was younger. little willy is all grown up now and its time for him to find a more sophisticated means for busting a nut self-serve.
i used to do the banana thing, but i would stick it in the microwave for a few seconds beforehand. try that.
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well if you almost bought a fleshlight, this should be right up your alley. its cheaper and feels better,also you dont have to clean it. dont start gettin bashful on me now
a banana peel tho? i stopped masturbating with food items after a bad experience with some mayonnaise when i was younger. little willy is all grown up now and its time for him to find a more sophisticated means for busting a nut self-serve.
haha this thread is awesome
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well if you almost bought a fleshlight, this should be right up your alley. its cheaper and feels better,also you dont have to clean it. dont start gettin bashful on me now
a banana peel tho? i stopped masturbating with food items after a bad experience with some mayonnaise when i was younger. little willy is all grown up now and its time for him to find a more sophisticated means for busting a nut self-serve.
Oh, look at Mr. Big Man! Suddenly too good to fuck a banana peel! We don't need your judgmental kind 'round these parts.
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well if you almost bought a fleshlight, this should be right up your alley. its cheaper and feels better,also you dont have to clean it. dont start gettin bashful on me now
a banana peel tho? i stopped masturbating with food items after a bad experience with some mayonnaise when i was younger. little willy is all grown up now and its time for him to find a more sophisticated means for busting a nut self-serve.
Oh, look at Mr. Big Man! Suddenly too good to fuck a banana peel! We don't need your judgmental kind 'round these parts.
seriously, dont knock it till ya tried it holmes. that shit is single handedly responsible for getting me through middle school
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this thread
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when it comes to masturbating you can't go wrong with using Honey.
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never heard of using honey before. i got super desperate one time and tried using hair gel. 2nd degree burns... no fun
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I used to use shampoo and/or conditioner in the shower back in middle school. The shampoo will burn yo ass if you use too much but the conditioner never did me wrong.
And using honey has got to be THE WORST idea I've ever heard. You really tryna get that stickiness all up in your pubes? Thats wayyyy too messy for a nigga like me you gon need the quicker picker upper for that shit. Ill stick to tha lotion please, with tha skeet rag on deck of course! Got like 4 of them bitches under my mattress
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salabanzi must be stoked on this thread
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(http://s2.buzzfeed.com/static/imagebuzz/web03/2009/9/4/10/the-fleshlight-liberator-3821-1252076219-11.jpg)
What in the fucking hell?!!!!
and it appears as though his dick is not out
look at the far right one, mans has a quiver of fleshlights waiting on him, you telling me a microwaved banana can compete with this shit?sometimes its not about fixing what aint broke, but bypassing three levels and upgrading to the 21st century. some rubber molded pussy isnt really that much of a technological advancement tho.
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I used to use shampoo and/or conditioner in the shower back in middle school. The shampoo will burn yo ass if you use too much but the conditioner never did me wrong.
And using honey has got to be THE WORST idea I've ever heard. You really tryna get that stickiness all up in your pubes? Thats wayyyy too messy for a nigga like me you gon need the quicker picker upper for that shit. Ill stick to tha lotion please, with tha skeet rag on deck of course! Got like 4 of them bitches under my mattress
first of all: shave that dong dude.
i first read about using honey on a list called "10 tips on how to masturbate"
it had all shitty tips like: close your room door, and make sure you`re alone.
and on place number five it said: try some honey.
i was curious about it, but finally decided to give it a try, as i suggest all of you fellas to do.
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(http://s2.buzzfeed.com/static/imagebuzz/web03/2009/9/4/10/the-fleshlight-liberator-3821-1252076219-11.jpg)
What in the fucking hell?!!!!
and it appears as though his dick is not out
look at the far right one, mans has a quiver of fleshlights waiting on him, you telling me a microwaved banana can compete with this shit?sometimes its not about fixing what aint broke, but bypassing three levels and upgrading to the 21st century. some rubber molded pussy isnt really that much of a technological advancement tho.
a banana peel is 3 levels ahead of ANYTHING, i put that on everything
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www.jackinworld.com (http://www.jackinworld.com) is a great resource if you're looking to try something new, or feel insecure about your vegetables.
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In the first world
They masturbate with their food
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Is this it?
(http://skately.com/img/library/print/large/powell-peralta-mike-vallely-1988.jpg)
sorry, but you must be stupid, im talking about salabanzi, not vallelly...
try to be funnier next time dun.
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sorry, but you must be stupid, im talking about salabanzi, not vallelly...
try to be funnier next time dun.
yeah dude, you got that totally wrong! it was not vallely he was talking about! but salabanzi! and you posted vallely! but thats not what he meant! dude!
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this one?
(http://skateboarders.le-site-du-skateboard.com/files/bastien-salabanzi-Bsnbs-quiksilver.jpg)
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this one?
(http://skateboarders.le-site-du-skateboard.com/files/bastien-salabanzi-Bsnbs-quiksilver.jpg)
nope man, its one wich he makes a bs flip into a semi-sphere and then a cabalerial double flip out of it.
but this one its also sick! ( first time im seeing it )
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this one?
(http://skateboarders.le-site-du-skateboard.com/files/bastien-salabanzi-Bsnbs-quiksilver.jpg)
nope man, its one wich he makes a bs flip into a semi-sphere and then a cabalerial double flip out of it.
but this one its also sick! ( first time im seeing it )
u mean into the fountain in berlin? that was posted on SLAP a while ago
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thought the fountain thing was in stuttgart or some other place then berlin
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(http://s2.buzzfeed.com/static/imagebuzz/web03/2009/9/4/10/the-fleshlight-liberator-3821-1252076219-11.jpg)
A) if you can afford this, you can afford to take a girl out
B) why did you have this banner so readily available?
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thought the fountain thing was in stuttgart or some other place then berlin
this thing is in berlin for sure
(http://www.abload.de/img/berlinfountain4mjuh.jpg)
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this one?
(http://skateboarders.le-site-du-skateboard.com/files/bastien-salabanzi-Bsnbs-quiksilver.jpg)
nope man, its one wich he makes a bs flip into a semi-sphere and then a cabalerial double flip out of it.
but this one its also sick! ( first time im seeing it )
u mean into the fountain in berlin? that was posted on SLAP a while ago
yeah, thats the one, do you have a link please?
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Here you go.
(http://whaaaat.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/mike-1.jpg)
I have loads more pics of Bastien if you want them.
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Here you go.
(http://whaaaat.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/mike-1.jpg)
I have loads more pics of Bastien if you want them.
(http://officialpsds.com/images/thumbs/Troll-Face-psd62868.png)
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you guuuuyyyyysss, thats not bastien at all! oh shush, now stop it.
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This is the best possible thread ever
and that has nothing to do with Bastien Salabanzi