Author Topic: that new salabanzi jart add (Read 7656 times)

UserFame · « **on:** March 30, 2012, 06:28:47 AM »

hey, i tried to search everywhere that new salabanzi add and the only place i found it was on the jart site but its too small, can anyone provide me the link to it?

peace!

pica · « **Reply #1 on:** March 30, 2012, 07:29:53 AM »

peace?

ROBOTMASK · « **Reply #2 on:** March 30, 2012, 07:38:34 AM »

Quote from: pica on March 30, 2012, 07:29:53 AM

peace?

Pieces?

Mouth · « **Reply #3 on:** March 30, 2012, 07:42:34 AM »

Is this it?

Hercules Rockefeller · « **Reply #4 on:** March 30, 2012, 07:52:17 AM »

KoRnholio8 · « **Reply #5 on:** March 30, 2012, 08:51:00 AM »

Quote from: Hercules Rockefeller on March 30, 2012, 07:52:17 AM

hands free hahaha

Vianouz · « **Reply #6 on:** March 30, 2012, 11:08:12 AM »

Just saw the ad, it's fucking sick. Flip back then cab flip on that famous berlin spot, wtfff

carayol · « **Reply #7 on:** March 30, 2012, 12:37:39 PM »

The seq. was already used in his interview in Skateboarder two years ago.

Fongstarr. · « **Reply #8 on:** March 30, 2012, 02:02:12 PM »

Quote from: Hercules Rockefeller on March 30, 2012, 07:52:17 AM

What in the fucking hell?!!!!

lem · « **Reply #9 on:** March 30, 2012, 07:07:39 PM »

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What in the fucking hell?!!!!

I'm just as upset as you are. It says hands free and that model is clearly using his hands.

DaSk8D00D · « **Reply #10 on:** March 30, 2012, 07:32:50 PM »

has anybody actually tried out a fleshlight? no lie i almost bought one

LOU.502 · « **Reply #11 on:** March 30, 2012, 07:41:00 PM »

Quote from: DaSk8D00D on March 30, 2012, 07:32:50 PM

has anybody actually tried out a fleshlight? no lie i almost bought one

the homies gave me one as a joke for my birthday a couple years ago. I may or may not have fucked it within an inch of its life on some lonely nights.

commie · « **Reply #12 on:** March 30, 2012, 07:55:58 PM »

Quote from: lem on March 30, 2012, 07:07:39 PM

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What in the fucking hell?!!!!
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I'm just as upset as you are. It says hands free and that model is clearly using his hands.

and it appears as though his dick is not out

thugnificent · « **Reply #13 on:** March 30, 2012, 08:30:03 PM »

Quote from: DaSk8D00D on March 30, 2012, 07:32:50 PM

has anybody actually tried out a fleshlight? no lie i almost bought one

take a banana, peel it but leave it attached at the base still, and fuck that peel. feels way better than anything, plus you get snack after. trust me

DaSk8D00D · « **Reply #14 on:** March 30, 2012, 09:44:02 PM »

Quote from: thugnificent on March 30, 2012, 08:30:03 PM

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has anybody actually tried out a fleshlight? no lie i almost bought one
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take a banana, peel it but leave it attached at the base still, and fuck that peel. feels way better than anything, plus you get snack after. trust me

did i seriously just read that?

Kristi Yamaguchi · « **Reply #15 on:** March 30, 2012, 09:50:22 PM »

hahahaahhahahahha at all the posts in this thread! I haven't laughed so hard in a couple weeks.

thugnificent · « **Reply #16 on:** March 30, 2012, 09:56:47 PM »

well if you almost bought a fleshlight, this should be right up your alley. its cheaper and feels better,also you dont have to clean it. dont start gettin bashful on me now

DaSk8D00D · « **Reply #17 on:** March 30, 2012, 10:01:00 PM »

Quote from: thugnificent on March 30, 2012, 09:56:47 PM

well if you almost bought a fleshlight, this should be right up your alley. its cheaper and feels better,also you dont have to clean it. dont start gettin bashful on me now

a banana peel tho? i stopped masturbating with food items after a bad experience with some mayonnaise when i was younger. little willy is all grown up now and its time for him to find a more sophisticated means for busting a nut self-serve.

thugnificent · « **Reply #18 on:** March 30, 2012, 10:03:37 PM »

Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication. ~Leonardo DaVinci

LOU.502 · « **Reply #19 on:** March 30, 2012, 11:22:59 PM »

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well if you almost bought a fleshlight, this should be right up your alley. its cheaper and feels better,also you dont have to clean it. dont start gettin bashful on me now
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a banana peel tho? i stopped masturbating with food items after a bad experience with some mayonnaise when i was younger. little willy is all grown up now and its time for him to find a more sophisticated means for busting a nut self-serve.

i used to do the banana thing, but i would stick it in the microwave for a few seconds beforehand. try that.

yep yep · « **Reply #20 on:** March 31, 2012, 12:01:44 AM »

Quote from: LOU.502 on March 30, 2012, 11:22:59 PM

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well if you almost bought a fleshlight, this should be right up your alley. its cheaper and feels better,also you dont have to clean it. dont start gettin bashful on me now
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a banana peel tho? i stopped masturbating with food items after a bad experience with some mayonnaise when i was younger. little willy is all grown up now and its time for him to find a more sophisticated means for busting a nut self-serve.
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i used to do the banana thing, but i would stick it in the microwave for a few seconds beforehand. try that.

haha this thread is awesome

oyolar · « **Reply #21 on:** March 31, 2012, 12:44:35 AM »

Quote from: DaSk8D00D on March 30, 2012, 10:01:00 PM

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well if you almost bought a fleshlight, this should be right up your alley. its cheaper and feels better,also you dont have to clean it. dont start gettin bashful on me now
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a banana peel tho? i stopped masturbating with food items after a bad experience with some mayonnaise when i was younger. little willy is all grown up now and its time for him to find a more sophisticated means for busting a nut self-serve.

Oh, look at Mr. Big Man! Suddenly too good to fuck a banana peel! We don't need your judgmental kind 'round these parts.

LOU.502 · « **Reply #22 on:** March 31, 2012, 01:41:50 AM »

Quote from: oyolar on March 31, 2012, 12:44:35 AM

Quote from: DaSk8D00D on March 30, 2012, 10:01:00 PM
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well if you almost bought a fleshlight, this should be right up your alley. its cheaper and feels better,also you dont have to clean it. dont start gettin bashful on me now
[close]

a banana peel tho? i stopped masturbating with food items after a bad experience with some mayonnaise when i was younger. little willy is all grown up now and its time for him to find a more sophisticated means for busting a nut self-serve.
[close]

Oh, look at Mr. Big Man! Suddenly too good to fuck a banana peel! We don't need your judgmental kind 'round these parts.

seriously, dont knock it till ya tried it holmes. that shit is single handedly responsible for getting me through middle school

catfish · « **Reply #23 on:** March 31, 2012, 01:55:55 AM »

this thread

pica · « **Reply #24 on:** March 31, 2012, 04:29:29 AM »

when it comes to masturbating you can't go wrong with using Honey.

LOU.502 · « **Reply #25 on:** March 31, 2012, 04:59:44 AM »

never heard of using honey before. i got super desperate one time and tried using hair gel. 2nd degree burns... no fun

DaSk8D00D · « **Reply #26 on:** March 31, 2012, 06:06:33 AM »

I used to use shampoo and/or conditioner in the shower back in middle school. The shampoo will burn yo ass if you use too much but the conditioner never did me wrong.

And using honey has got to be THE WORST idea I've ever heard. You really tryna get that stickiness all up in your pubes? Thats wayyyy too messy for a nigga like me you gon need the quicker picker upper for that shit. Ill stick to tha lotion please, with tha skeet rag on deck of course! Got like 4 of them bitches under my mattress

themoustache · « **Reply #27 on:** March 31, 2012, 09:03:29 AM »

salabanzi must be stoked on this thread

bakedRice · « **Reply #28 on:** March 31, 2012, 10:16:37 AM »

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What in the fucking hell?!!!!
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I'm just as upset as you are. It says hands free and that model is clearly using his hands.
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and it appears as though his dick is not out

look at the far right one, mans has a quiver of fleshlights waiting on him, you telling me a microwaved banana can compete with this shit?sometimes its not about fixing what aint broke, but bypassing three levels and upgrading to the 21st century. some rubber molded pussy isnt really that much of a technological advancement tho.

pica · « **Reply #29 on:** March 31, 2012, 10:39:49 AM »

Quote from: DaSk8D00D on March 31, 2012, 06:06:33 AM

I used to use shampoo and/or conditioner in the shower back in middle school. The shampoo will burn yo ass if you use too much but the conditioner never did me wrong.

And using honey has got to be THE WORST idea I've ever heard. You really tryna get that stickiness all up in your pubes? Thats wayyyy too messy for a nigga like me you gon need the quicker picker upper for that shit. Ill stick to tha lotion please, with tha skeet rag on deck of course! Got like 4 of them bitches under my mattress

first of all: shave that dong dude.
i first read about using honey on a list called "10 tips on how to masturbate"
it had all shitty tips like: close your room door, and make sure you`re alone.
and on place number five it said: try some honey.
i was curious about it, but finally decided to give it a try, as i suggest all of you fellas to do.