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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: Tracer on October 08, 2014, 04:24:27 PM
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Louie Barletta is a glaring example of a child trapped in an adults body. Bowl cuts weren't cool 10 years ago, and aren't cool now
(http://www.enjoico.com/wp-content/uploads/lou2.jpg)
Then there's Greyson Fletcher, he's obviously going for the shitty wizard look
(http://www.dewtour.com/sites/default/files/images/athlete/greyson-fletcher-bio-2.jpg)
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A swing and a miss.
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A swing and a miss.
strike two !
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A swing and a miss.
I've seen pics of your little halfro goatee combo, you should probably stop talking
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Post a cut fuccboi
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Fuck you I rock the bowl cut in honor of Louie from time to time.
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(http://i.vimeocdn.com/video/169362795_640.jpg)
I am a Taurus.
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I'll bite.... Duffman
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as much as I respect Chris Cole, he always had bad haircuts.
(http://www.skateparkoftampa.com/spot/headshots/346.jpg)
(http://roboskates.weebly.com/uploads/9/4/8/7/9487273/9064959_orig.jpg)
yes, Louie Barletta has a pretty bad haircut, but I think he knows it and uses it as a joke, so its not that bad.
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Why won't we talk about good haircuts? AVE was running the tightest (no pun intended) cornrows for awhile.. Reese Forbes also had a dope lion's mane during the Rasa Libre days.
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Why won't we talk about good haircuts? AVE was running the tightest (no pun intended) cornrows for awhile.. Reese Forbes also had a dope lion's mane during the Rasa Libre days.
cornrows were cool in the 90s, Kareem, Mariano, Prodigy from Mobb Deep and Method Man all had cornrows.
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leonard kirk had the best cornrows, louie's hair is awesome and marc j/matt mumford have the worst hair in skating. huf's 90s hair helmet was dope too.
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Chad Bartie's mullet is pretty rude.
(http://skateparkoftampa.com/spot/images/au06ybartie.jpg)
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Chad Bartie's mullet is pretty rude.
(http://skateparkoftampa.com/spot/images/au06ybartie.jpg)
what about mango's mullet?
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geoff rowely has been going down a rough road for a while, louie barlettas hair and his head sucks (great skating tho), mikey taylor is blowin it with his haircut , nick dompenire has a perma hair/hat situation, chris cole -no doubt. Daewons hair is a piece of shit but it doesnt matter with him- hes skate royalty. Aves rehabilitated haircut is bad, autins stevens looks like KD lang (which im not sure is bad, prolly gets him laid)
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Me. What is left looks bad but at the moment I have this big patch at the back where the hair dresser missed it. When I skate I can see the shadow of it sticking out and it throws me off. :'(
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Sammy Baca. He hasn't even cut it for God's sake!
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Do all rollerbladers care about men's haircuts or just you Trace?
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malto.
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malto.
Malto's mom is the only person that can cut his hair, that's what he told my friend at a bar one night.
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chris joslin has shitty hair
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nine jah
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(http://skately.com/img/library/people/large/jason-dill.jpg)
Edit: this thread should just be skateboarders with the worst mullets
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wow greyson fletcher looks like he just walked off the set of a geico commercial
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(http://scontent-a.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xpa1/t51.2885-15/927466_728239540582315_1651606430_n.jpg)
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al davis for sure
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best haircut definitely goes to:
(http://www.rippedlaces.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Jake.Cornrows.jpg)
(it would've went to biebel but i couldnt find a pic of him in corn rows)
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i take that back. this is the best:
Caswell Berry Haircut (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQadVV4EZCw#)
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Brockman
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Reynolds when he was young was pretty bad too
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best haircut definitely goes to:
(http://www.rippedlaces.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Jake.Cornrows.jpg)
(it would've went to biebel but i couldnt find a pic of him in corn rows)
Wasn't this for a KOTR challenge? If so, it shouldn't count.
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(https://c1.staticflickr.com/9/8127/8846963163_dd2486879f_z.jpg)
Wrong, this is the best
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kostons long hair
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P rod for sure
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Burberry, no?
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kostons long hair
Cringe as fuck
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I have pretty bad one right now
Not posting haircut pic fuccboi
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alex olson in the pig tail braids from cherry. caleb barnetts current hairstyle is pretty bad too.
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jake brown from whenever this photo was taken
(https://i.ibb.co/px5r9zw/Screenshot-2022-10-21-22-47-44.png)
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caleb barnetts current hairstyle is pretty bad too.
He cut that mess off of his head, thank god. Shit looked horrible.
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Chad Bartie's mullet is pretty rude.
(http://skateparkoftampa.com/spot/images/au06ybartie.jpg)
Looks like Keef on Righteous Gemstones.
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probably the guy on lakkai, like the skating is tight but he looks like theres a cocker spaniel on his dome. i think theres a dude on real like this too. plz get a haircut big dawg
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Then there’s skaters who have no identifiable haircut at all. Like Jamie Foy, he has hair but no haircut
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Chad Bartie and his mullet are pretty tight
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Max Palmer when he had the balding long hair look.
The award goes to Blueberry jerry though
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this shit was fucked up
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFdu4gRyjv8
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simon bannerot, and taylor kirby when his hair looked like simon bannerot's.
tosh townend on dreads. my town (eugene, or) for sure has the highest concentration of white dreads. i don't trust anyone with this hairstyle at all
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Tanner VanVark
Garet Ginner
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…my town (eugene, or) for sure has the highest concentration of white dreads. i don't trust anyone with this hairstyle at all
https://m.soundcloud.com/saul-goody/white-boy-dreadlock-feat-kirby
I (now) think of THIS^^^ cut everytime the topic of white doods w/ dreads comes up.
(Thank you for that SLAP, BTW: some proper shit talking in there.)
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jake brown from whenever this photo was taken
(https://i.ibb.co/px5r9zw/Screenshot-2022-10-21-22-47-44.png)
Hahaha someone thats not me pls make this your avatar
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…my town (eugene, or) for sure has the highest concentration of white dreads. i don't trust anyone with this hairstyle at all
https://m.soundcloud.com/saul-goody/white-boy-dreadlock-feat-kirby
I (now) think of THIS^^^ cut everytime the topic of white doods w/ dreads comes up.
Just saw Nick Holt in BATB and was reminded that yes, this is the absolute worst.
Also: do redbull hats count?
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Fentanyl Joe at my local park has a pretty bad haircut
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does this sad cunt count?
(https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-ALxlGEm7uhOP8Hqa-rlZ0tA-t240x240.jpg)
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does this sad cunt count?
(https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-ALxlGEm7uhOP8Hqa-rlZ0tA-t240x240.jpg)
Does he count?!?
Shiiiiiit…
Every other mother fucker up in here duking it out for the honor of 2nd place to this kid.
Love that he’s really leaning into it, though.
Go, you little “cocksucker,” GO!!!
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wow, a tracer thread
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Out of curiosity, any skaters gone and got a hair transplant? It seems to bb becoming pretty popular these days
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(https://skateparkoftampa.com/spot/headshots/1910.jpg)
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(https://skateparkoftampa.com/spot/headshots/1910.jpg)
It’s worst haircut in skateboarding not worst haircut in The Incredibles
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(https://skateparkoftampa.com/spot/headshots/1910.jpg)
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(https://skateparkoftampa.com/spot/headshots/1910.jpg)
It’s worst haircut in skateboarding not worst haircut in The Incredibles
It’s worst haircut in skateboarding not worst haircut in The Incredibles
Hahahaha
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Christian Hosoi hands down. Can’t find any pics but recently he’s been rocking the “Dracula (1992)”
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as much as I respect Chris Cole, he always had bad haircuts.
(http://www.skateparkoftampa.com/spot/headshots/346.jpg)
(http://roboskates.weebly.com/uploads/9/4/8/7/9487273/9064959_orig.jpg)
yes, Louie Barletta has a pretty bad haircut, but I think he knows it and uses it as a joke, so its not that bad.
Modern Chris Cole’s haircut makes him look like a hip Christian call center tech support manager.
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Why won't we talk about good haircuts? AVE was running the tightest (no pun intended) cornrows for awhile.. Reese Forbes also had a dope lion's mane during the Rasa Libre days.
Love this - current Jake Johnson and baker 3 Ellington have always stood out to me as solid heads of hair
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Yes let's talk good hair in the bad hair thread. Steve Olson's hair progression in Tentacles of Destruction is the follicular expression of the entirety of early 90s skateboarding.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SR_IA3hPC0o
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literally every kid with that dumb broccoli head ass shit
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2023 Miles Silvas
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Why won't we talk about good haircuts? AVE was running the tightest (no pun intended) cornrows for awhile.. Reese Forbes also had a dope lion's mane during the Rasa Libre days.
Love this - current Jake Johnson and baker 3 Ellington have always stood out to me as solid heads of hair
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTxL1q0g9U3yu4R3HQuL7_3Y6Pa9QzWKWEptUoTdEI8w2OTRdLfpR-kaPIEkehbQi50IqM&usqp=CAU)
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There was a Foundation ad back in 94 or 95 that read something like: "the best hair in skateboarding" and it was just a layout of yearbook style portraits of the team.
Tom K has an incredible head of hair and every time he covers it up by wearing a hat it breaks my heart just a little bit.
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Current day best for me is Spanly when its this length.
So Dreamy :-*
https://www.instagram.com/p/CmVRJoOJrV5/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
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Nominee for worst: Greco in his glam rock phase. How old was he around that time? 30? Inexcusable.
Nominee for best: Wieger's ode to Morrissey's quiff. I don't particularly like that style as such, but he pulls it off (always looking immaculate).
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(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMTg1MzEzMDcxMF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwNjUzNDc0._V1_.jpg)
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(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMTg1MzEzMDcxMF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwNjUzNDc0._V1_.jpg)
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jake brown from whenever this photo was taken
(https://i.ibb.co/px5r9zw/Screenshot-2022-10-21-22-47-44.png)
Hahaha someone thats not me pls make this your avatar
ok
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Then there’s skaters who have no identifiable haircut at all. Like Jamie Foy, he has hair but no haircut
This is funniest thing I’ve read on here in a while.
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Then there’s skaters who have no identifiable haircut at all. Like Jamie Foy, he has hair but no haircut
This is funniest thing I’ve read on here in a while.
For real. Not only does Foy have no haircut, but from what I've seen during his rare recorded moments without that goddamn Red Bull cap, he has a hairline that'd give Max Palmer a boost of confidence. The balding + long, unkempt, dirty, no maintenance hair = worst non-haircut in skateboarding.
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Tanner Van Vark out here looking like he's smuggling a poodle under his hats.
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D-Loy but it’s more of a hairstyle than cut. Imagine walking around in your 30’s looking like that idiot.
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https://www.instagram.com/p/CsL8PW2s8T3/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link (https://www.instagram.com/p/CsL8PW2s8T3/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link)
ShredmasterKeith’s recent hairdo is quite interesting. I guess his hair clipper ran out of battery.
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This bothers me because it appears to stop at his left eye instead of the center of his nose.
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Jack O'Grady's recent George Washington hair
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Jack O'Grady's recent George Washington hair
Oof. So true. I just kind of mentally transplant his old or most recent haircut to avoid the reality of that mid-parted George Washington bullshit. He should've just grew the back a bit longer and tied a ribbon 'round that shit for the full effect. Tri-corner hats, cherry tree choppin', wooden teeth, peaceful transfer of power, $1 bill, etc.
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https://www.instagram.com/p/CsL8PW2s8T3/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link (https://www.instagram.com/p/CsL8PW2s8T3/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link)
ShredmasterKeith’s recent hairdo is quite interesting. I guess his hair clipper ran out of battery.
I would have given him his props if went full 2-face and shaves the other eyebrow, mustache
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Shave the eyebrow and stash on the side with the hair still...
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These were challenging times
(https://i.ibb.co/17QpXgV/3-FCFE67-E-B90-B-4-DAC-98-D3-4529-D41-F9-CF6.jpg) (https://ibb.co/17QpXgV)
(https://i.ibb.co/VDGWs7k/09-A3-E6-E6-8166-43-AE-B2-BE-C5-D2-C4-E9-CB2-E.jpg) (https://ibb.co/VDGWs7k)
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(https://i.ibb.co/TTCz8LC/264-D1497-CF6-F-48-D0-93-C7-AADF7994-D3-D6.jpg) (https://ibb.co/TTCz8LC)
(https://i.ibb.co/JcxH8y9/BF690351-C85-C-40-D6-86-FF-30-F4-F4-D39659.jpg) (https://ibb.co/JcxH8y9)
(https://i.ibb.co/807vvqJ/8-E6505-FC-C8-BC-4868-B680-D9-F2-F35989-CC.jpg) (https://ibb.co/807vvqJ)
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These were challenging times
(https://i.ibb.co/17QpXgV/3-FCFE67-E-B90-B-4-DAC-98-D3-4529-D41-F9-CF6.jpg) (https://ibb.co/17QpXgV)
(https://i.ibb.co/VDGWs7k/09-A3-E6-E6-8166-43-AE-B2-BE-C5-D2-C4-E9-CB2-E.jpg) (https://ibb.co/VDGWs7k)
He needs to go full Prop Joe
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Rufio aka Corey Duffel aka that 38 yr old bleach job dating high school chicks. Man had some great hair-don't over the years.
(https://i.ibb.co/F0Z76Nm/duffel-2.png) (https://ibb.co/F0Z76Nm)
(https://i.ibb.co/NmGPSVn/2023-09-12-10-06.png) (https://ibb.co/NmGPSVn)
Also didn't Brian Sumner (before he became God's stormtrooper) advertise the Hot Topic equivalent of Jeri-Curl in the early noughties?
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Rufio aka Corey Duffel aka that 38 yr old bleach job dating high school chicks. Man had some great hair-don't over the years.
(https://i.ibb.co/F0Z76Nm/duffel-2.png) (https://ibb.co/F0Z76Nm)
(https://i.ibb.co/NmGPSVn/2023-09-12-10-06.png) (https://ibb.co/NmGPSVn)
Also didn't Brian Sumner (before he became God's stormtrooper) advertise the Hot Topic equivalent of Jeri-Curl in the early noughties?
Bangarang!
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Rufio aka Corey Duffel aka that 38 yr old bleach job dating high school chicks. Man had some great hair-don't over the years.
(https://i.ibb.co/F0Z76Nm/duffel-2.png) (https://ibb.co/F0Z76Nm)
(https://i.ibb.co/NmGPSVn/2023-09-12-10-06.png) (https://ibb.co/NmGPSVn)
Also didn't Brian Sumner (before he became God's stormtrooper) advertise the Hot Topic equivalent of Jeri-Curl in the early noughties?
Bangarang!
Holy shit is that what it was called? That's perfec; like 'I'll be right out babe I'm just frosting my tips with Bangarang! It looks a bit like Hosoi jizzed in my fro tho so don't laugh!'
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Rufio aka Corey Duffel aka that 38 yr old bleach job dating high school chicks. Man had some great hair-don't over the years.
(https://i.ibb.co/F0Z76Nm/duffel-2.png) (https://ibb.co/F0Z76Nm)
(https://i.ibb.co/NmGPSVn/2023-09-12-10-06.png) (https://ibb.co/NmGPSVn)
Also didn't Brian Sumner (before he became God's stormtrooper) advertise the Hot Topic equivalent of Jeri-Curl in the early noughties?
Bangarang!
Holy shit is that what it was called? That's perfec; like 'I'll be right out babe I'm just frosting my tips with Bangarang! It looks a bit like Hosoi jizzed in my fro tho so don't laugh!'
Nah. It's a reference to Rufio, the Lost Boy leader from Hook (1991). He does look a bit like Hosoi, strangely enough. Adam McNatt did the skate stunts in this movie:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvTUkRSxE7o
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Bangarang!
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Holy shit is that what it was called? That's perfec; like 'I'll be right out babe I'm just frosting my tips with Bangarang! It looks a bit like Hosoi jizzed in my fro tho so don't laugh!'
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Nah. It's a reference to Rufio, the Lost Boy leader from Hook (1991). He does look a bit like Hosoi, strangely enough. Adam McNatt did the skate stunts in this movie:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvTUkRSxE7o
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Huh well how about that. I did not know any of those things, especially Adam Mcnatt being in Hook - pretty choice bit of trivia. Also thanks for not letting me go on my merry way thinking Bangarang was a brand of hair product (cos there was an obscure chance I might have made a real dick of myself bringing that up in polite company.)