Worst haircut in skateboarding

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as much as I respect Chris Cole, he always had bad haircuts.






yes, Louie Barletta has a pretty bad haircut, but I think he knows it and uses it as a joke, so its not that bad.

Modern Chris Cole’s haircut makes him look like a hip Christian call center tech support manager.

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Why won't we talk about good haircuts? AVE was running the tightest (no pun intended) cornrows for awhile.. Reese Forbes also had a dope lion's mane during the Rasa Libre days.

Love this - current Jake Johnson and baker 3 Ellington have always stood out to me as solid heads of hair

[Groondor the Orc]

Yes let's talk good hair in the bad hair thread. Steve Olson's hair progression in Tentacles of Destruction is the follicular expression of the entirety of early 90s skateboarding.

[KILLEDTHEPOOL]

literally every kid with that dumb broccoli head ass shit

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2023 Miles Silvas

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Why won't we talk about good haircuts? AVE was running the tightest (no pun intended) cornrows for awhile.. Reese Forbes also had a dope lion's mane during the Rasa Libre days.

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Love this - current Jake Johnson and baker 3 Ellington have always stood out to me as solid heads of hair

[funeral_tuxedo]

There was a Foundation ad back in 94 or 95 that read something like: "the best hair in skateboarding" and it was just a layout of yearbook style portraits of the team.
Tom K has an incredible head of hair and every time he covers it up by wearing a hat it breaks my heart just a little bit.

[YawnJawns]

Current day best for me is Spanly when its this length.
So Dreamy 

[ThatIsNotCricket]

Nominee for worst: Greco in his glam rock phase. How old was he around that time? 30? Inexcusable.
Nominee for best: Wieger's ode to Morrissey's quiff. I don't particularly like that style as such, but he pulls it off (always looking immaculate).

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jake brown from whenever this photo was taken

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Hahaha someone thats not me pls make this your avatar

ok

[Pony_Slaystation]

Then there’s skaters who have no identifiable haircut at all. Like Jamie Foy, he has hair but no haircut

This is funniest thing I’ve read on here in a while.

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Then there’s skaters who have no identifiable haircut at all. Like Jamie Foy, he has hair but no haircut

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This is funniest thing I’ve read on here in a while.

For real. Not only does Foy have no haircut, but from what I've seen during his rare recorded moments without that goddamn Red Bull cap, he has a hairline that'd give Max Palmer a boost of confidence. The balding + long, unkempt, dirty, no maintenance hair = worst non-haircut in skateboarding.

[Blind Fisherman]

Tanner Van Vark out here looking like he's smuggling a poodle under his hats.

[Dooky-shoes]

D-Loy but it’s more of a hairstyle than cut. Imagine walking around in your 30’s looking like that idiot.

[let’s go home]

ShredmasterKeith’s recent hairdo is quite interesting. I guess his hair clipper ran out of battery.

[HeavyAndExpensive]

This bothers me because it appears to stop at his left eye instead of the center of his nose.

[sparklingrainwater]

Jack O'Grady's recent George Washington hair

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Jack O'Grady's recent George Washington hair

Oof. So true. I just kind of mentally transplant his old or most recent haircut to avoid the reality of that mid-parted George Washington bullshit. He should've just grew the back a bit longer and tied a ribbon 'round that shit for the full effect. Tri-corner hats, cherry tree choppin', wooden teeth, peaceful transfer of power, $1 bill, etc.

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ShredmasterKeith’s recent hairdo is quite interesting. I guess his hair clipper ran out of battery.

I would have given him his props if went full 2-face and shaves the other eyebrow, mustache

[AllisonChalmers]

Shave the eyebrow and stash on the side with the hair still...

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These were challenging times

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These were challenging times

He needs to go full Prop Joe

[Mildred]

Rufio aka Corey Duffel aka that 38 yr old bleach job dating high school chicks. Man had some great hair-don't over the years.

   




Also didn't Brian Sumner (before he became God's stormtrooper) advertise the Hot Topic equivalent of Jeri-Curl in the early noughties? 

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Rufio aka Corey Duffel aka that 38 yr old bleach job dating high school chicks. Man had some great hair-don't over the years.

   




Also didn't Brian Sumner (before he became God's stormtrooper) advertise the Hot Topic equivalent of Jeri-Curl in the early noughties?

Bangarang!

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Rufio aka Corey Duffel aka that 38 yr old bleach job dating high school chicks. Man had some great hair-don't over the years.

   




Also didn't Brian Sumner (before he became God's stormtrooper) advertise the Hot Topic equivalent of Jeri-Curl in the early noughties?

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Bangarang!

Holy shit is that what it was called? That's perfec; like 'I'll be right out babe I'm just frosting my tips with Bangarang! It looks a bit like Hosoi jizzed in my fro tho so don't laugh!'

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Rufio aka Corey Duffel aka that 38 yr old bleach job dating high school chicks. Man had some great hair-don't over the years.

   




Also didn't Brian Sumner (before he became God's stormtrooper) advertise the Hot Topic equivalent of Jeri-Curl in the early noughties?

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Bangarang!

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Holy shit is that what it was called? That's perfec; like 'I'll be right out babe I'm just frosting my tips with Bangarang! It looks a bit like Hosoi jizzed in my fro tho so don't laugh!'

Nah. It's a reference to Rufio, the Lost Boy leader from Hook (1991). He does look a bit like Hosoi, strangely enough. Adam McNatt did the skate stunts in this movie:

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Bangarang!
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Holy shit is that what it was called? That's perfec; like 'I'll be right out babe I'm just frosting my tips with Bangarang! It looks a bit like Hosoi jizzed in my fro tho so don't laugh!'
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Nah. It's a reference to Rufio, the Lost Boy leader from Hook (1991). He does look a bit like Hosoi, strangely enough. Adam McNatt did the skate stunts in this movie:

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Huh well how about that. I did not know any of those things, especially Adam Mcnatt being in Hook - pretty choice bit of trivia. Also thanks for not letting me go on my merry way thinking Bangarang was a brand of hair product (cos there was an obscure chance I might have made a real dick of myself bringing that up in polite company.)