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Title: Which ridiculously talented skateboarder would benefit most from a make over?
Post by: Retox on March 14, 2015, 03:28:33 PM
Which ridiculously talented skateboarder would benefit most from a make over?

My vote goes to DAVID GONZALES.  The little guy is completely off the charts in talent and death defying tricks, but his kit is severely lacking in aesthetics.   His "metal persona" and dumb long hair doesn't compliment his small frame and insane abilities.  A good example is the small changes in Louie Lopez's kit. Him cutting his hair, banishing his beanie to the depths of hell, and changing his apparel to a more adult looking.  Now his raw skating isn't distracting and looks amazing in print or video and his skills stand out more amongst the whole flip team.

Who else is rocking wack gear and would benefit from a Fabo Les make over and a intervention or yet start a small opiate habit to loosen their wooden robotic bodies.
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Post by: ADOLF SHITLER on March 14, 2015, 03:35:14 PM
by far the gayest topic i seen here :-*
Title: Re: Which ridiculously talented skateboarder would benefit most from a make over?
Post by: Monkey_Mcpott on March 14, 2015, 03:45:15 PM
Ill give this whirl....

As much as i love Baca and his skating, His cholo look versus his rocker look has been a bit hard to get used to still. Plus i'm not sure sure how many cholo skaters if any are out there to support his lowrider/la vida loca board graphics. Again i've been a huge Baca fan since the Pig wood days.
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Post by: SHARPSHOOTER on March 14, 2015, 03:46:33 PM
Eric Koston should go back to having long hair and rocking eS/brown cargo pants.
Title: Re: Which ridiculously talented skateboarder would benefit most from a make over?
Post by: Retox on March 14, 2015, 03:47:32 PM
Ill give this whirl....

As much as i love Baca and his skating, His cholo look versus his rocker look has been a bit hard to get used to still. Plus i'm not sure sure how many cholo skaters if any are out there to support his lowrider/la vida loca board graphics. Again i've been a huge Baca fan since the Pig wood days.

The cholo look overall is mind baffling. 
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Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on March 14, 2015, 03:51:11 PM
shit i've often thought he kinda reigned with that look (wouldnt work as well with other people tho)
Title: Re: Which ridiculously talented skateboarder would benefit most from a make over?
Post by: Retox on March 14, 2015, 03:51:28 PM
Eric Koston should go back to having long hair and rocking eS/brown cargo pants.

I'd back this but his face now looks more puffier and all the internet raging isn't burning calories, so he' have to lose a few lbs.  His latest photos skating in his Air Max versions and full on Nike kite look stupid.
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Post by: straight on March 14, 2015, 04:02:59 PM
by far the gayest topic i seen here :-*

Did you miss this one?

http://www.slapmagazine.com/component/option,com_jfusion/Itemid,4/index.php?topic=84284.0 (http://www.slapmagazine.com/component/option,com_jfusion/Itemid,4/index.php?topic=84284.0)
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Post by: OldmanEpic on March 14, 2015, 04:41:59 PM
90% of pros and ams should go back to baggy jeans and cargos, beanie at times as well.
Title: Re: Which ridiculously talented skateboarder would benefit most from a make over?
Post by: Nagger Head on March 14, 2015, 04:52:38 PM
as slap's resident image consultant i'd say that dave bachinsky and ronnie creager desperately need makeovers.
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Post by: Nagger Head on March 14, 2015, 04:54:51 PM
give me 24 hours with jake johnson and he'll be in the running for skater of the year 2015. if i could send his pants to a seamstress and convince him to wear a shirt that fit properly...man oh man...also he has a great head of hair it's time to style it properly thank you guys for the support i won't let you down
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Post by: Nagger Head on March 14, 2015, 04:55:17 PM
joey brezinski is a lost cause
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Post by: Nagger Head on March 14, 2015, 04:56:26 PM
andrew allen is hot
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Post by: Nagger Head on March 14, 2015, 04:57:16 PM
i would fuck BA for cred but if i got to choose a sex partner i'd go with jeff grosso, he'd be gentle and also has those dad vibes i really like
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Post by: busted-knee on March 14, 2015, 04:57:31 PM
Dave Bachinsky
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Post by: Nagger Head on March 14, 2015, 05:02:06 PM
oh shit i totally forgot about torey pudwill....just gross all around, fuck
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Post by: abudabi on March 14, 2015, 05:26:45 PM
greco. dude never changes his kit, shits getting stale man. he should try dressing like a woman or something.
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Post by: paraquat on March 14, 2015, 06:32:18 PM
What if Sammy baca and Silas switched clothing styles?
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Post by: poowizard on March 14, 2015, 06:38:55 PM
sammy does the cholo look justice. I'd rock it if i could.
Title: Re: Which ridiculously talented skateboarder would benefit most from a make over?
Post by: Toadfish Rebecchi on March 14, 2015, 06:43:31 PM
Ill give this whirl....

As much as i love Baca and his skating, His cholo look versus his rocker look has been a bit hard to get used to still. Plus i'm not sure sure how many cholo skaters if any are out there to support his lowrider/la vida loca board graphics. Again i've been a huge Baca fan since the Pig wood days.


It'd be interesting to see Baca get stepped to by some real cholos while he was in that outfit. Would he just take his clothes off and start crying or front like he was actually hard?
Title: Re: Which ridiculously talented skateboarder would benefit most from a make over?
Post by: Nagger Head on March 14, 2015, 06:46:50 PM
check out YG's flameboy tat

(http://cdn.defjam.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/YG-PRESS.jpg)

(http://gyazo.com/e54ae5ac254f5c39361e56ae2245cdad.png)
Title: Re: Which ridiculously talented skateboarder would benefit most from a make over?
Post by: victor doom on March 14, 2015, 06:58:58 PM
lame topic but Ill go with Nyjah. His style will forever look like shit wearing either spandex pants or cabana boy shorts
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Post by: tobey on March 14, 2015, 07:13:16 PM
Adam Dyet
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Post by: lk130 on March 14, 2015, 07:42:07 PM
Louie lopez in reverse for me
Title: Re: Which ridiculously talented skateboarder would benefit most from a make over?
Post by: Bill on March 14, 2015, 10:00:08 PM
Figgy lives down the street from me and I mistook him for a homeless dude at first. I'm not always hip to the new dudes on he scene.

#namedropping

@Retox I'm a little concerned the way you're so concerned with these so called "Kits" that some pros wear. You put a lot of thought into it, And just like Aaron Rodgers to Green Bay Packers fans, You need to R-E-L-A-X
Title: Re: Which ridiculously talented skateboarder would benefit most from a make over?
Post by: pencil on March 14, 2015, 10:09:06 PM
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Ill give this whirl....

As much as i love Baca and his skating, His cholo look versus his rocker look has been a bit hard to get used to still. Plus i'm not sure sure how many cholo skaters if any are out there to support his lowrider/la vida loca board graphics. Again i've been a huge Baca fan since the Pig wood days.
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It'd be interesting to see Baca get stepped to by some real cholos while he was in that outfit. Would he just take his clothes off and start crying or front like he was actually hard?

are you implying theres any chance baca ISNT a real cholo? association by family is real in those scenarios, dude reps Las Vegas hard, there is not shit for the people who live in Las Vegas and hella tourists breeds gangsters
Title: Re: Which ridiculously talented skateboarder would benefit most from a make over?
Post by: IanBZHD on March 15, 2015, 01:26:19 AM
Which ridiculously talented skateboarder would benefit most from a make over?

My vote goes to DAVID GONZALES.  The little guy is completely off the charts in talent and death defying tricks, but his kit is severely lacking in aesthetics.   His "metal persona" and dumb long hair doesn't compliment his small frame and insane abilities.  A good example is the small changes in Louie Lopez's kit. Him cutting his hair, banishing his beanie to the depths of hell, and changing his apparel to a more adult looking.  Now his raw skating isn't distracting and looks amazing in print or video and his skills stand out more amongst the whole flip team.

Who else is rocking wack gear and would benefit from a Fabo Les make over and a intervention or yet start a small opiate habit to loosen their wooden robotic bodies.
Besides this topic being absolutely ridiculous...

Louie Lopez is all of 18 at the most, so you're judging a kid who is growing up and probably actually realizing that dressing a certain way in a personal opinion instead of just wearing the clothes his sponsors give him. We all dressed like blind idiots when we were 15, don't tell me you were wearing your dickies and cons at that age  ::)
Baca is dressing the exact same as he was, he just shaved his head. Shorts, long socks, and button ups all the way to the neck. No difference. Yes, he's a cholo from the desert, that's fine and he probably would beat your ass for looking at him the wrong way.

I'm gonna say the old slap rhetoric in this situation... Post a fit! I'm sure your gear is no better or biting someone else's style. You can wear clown shoes for all I care. It's more embarrassing seeing someone copy somebody's style than to dress in their own crazy way.
Title: Re: Which ridiculously talented skateboarder would benefit most from a make over?
Post by: SlayerKiller on March 15, 2015, 01:41:43 AM
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Which ridiculously talented skateboarder would benefit most from a make over?

My vote goes to DAVID GONZALES.  The little guy is completely off the charts in talent and death defying tricks, but his kit is severely lacking in aesthetics.   His "metal persona" and dumb long hair doesn't compliment his small frame and insane abilities.  A good example is the small changes in Louie Lopez's kit. Him cutting his hair, banishing his beanie to the depths of hell, and changing his apparel to a more adult looking.  Now his raw skating isn't distracting and looks amazing in print or video and his skills stand out more amongst the whole flip team.

Who else is rocking wack gear and would benefit from a Fabo Les make over and a intervention or yet start a small opiate habit to loosen their wooden robotic bodies.
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Besides this topic being absolutely ridiculous...

Louie Lopez is all of 18 at the most, so you're judging a kid who is growing up and probably actually realizing that dressing a certain way in a personal opinion instead of just wearing the clothes his sponsors give him. We all dressed like blind idiots when we were 15, don't tell me you were wearing your dickies and cons at that age  ::)
Baca is dressing the exact same as he was, he just shaved his head. Shorts, long socks, and button ups all the way to the neck. No difference. Yes, he's a cholo from the desert, that's fine and he probably would beat your ass for looking at him the wrong way.

I'm gonna say the old slap rhetoric in this situation... Post a fit! I'm sure your gear is no better or biting someone else's style. You can wear clown shoes for all I care. It's more embarrassing seeing someone copy somebody's style than to dress in their own crazy way.

this is exactly what the kids I knew wore when we were 15. 33 now...shit is the same as it ever was. cons and dickies have always been a great combo
Title: Re: Which ridiculously talented skateboarder would benefit most from a make over?
Post by: Noble Experiment on March 15, 2015, 04:24:31 AM
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Ill give this whirl....

As much as i love Baca and his skating, His cholo look versus his rocker look has been a bit hard to get used to still. Plus i'm not sure sure how many cholo skaters if any are out there to support his lowrider/la vida loca board graphics. Again i've been a huge Baca fan since the Pig wood days.
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It'd be interesting to see Baca get stepped to by some real cholos while he was in that outfit. Would he just take his clothes off and start crying or front like he was actually hard?
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are you implying theres any chance baca ISNT a real cholo? association by family is real in those scenarios, dude reps Las Vegas hard, there is not shit for the people who live in Las Vegas and hella tourists breeds gangsters
Baca would definitely stand his ground.
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Post by: Toadfish Rebecchi on March 15, 2015, 04:55:55 AM
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Ill give this whirl....

As much as i love Baca and his skating, His cholo look versus his rocker look has been a bit hard to get used to still. Plus i'm not sure sure how many cholo skaters if any are out there to support his lowrider/la vida loca board graphics. Again i've been a huge Baca fan since the Pig wood days.
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It'd be interesting to see Baca get stepped to by some real cholos while he was in that outfit. Would he just take his clothes off and start crying or front like he was actually hard?
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are you implying theres any chance baca ISNT a real cholo? association by family is real in those scenarios, dude reps Las Vegas hard, there is not shit for the people who live in Las Vegas and hella tourists breeds gangsters
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Baca would definitely stand his ground.

Hahaha! You guys are fucking kidding yourselves! He's not a fucking gangster! Fabes, yeah - Baca, nope.
Title: Re: Which ridiculously talented skateboarder would benefit most from a make over?
Post by: QUIT SINNIN on March 15, 2015, 09:42:52 AM
this is exactly what the kids I knew wore when we were 15. 33 now...shit is the same as it ever was. cons and dickies have always been a great combo

I was dressing like Corey Duffel/Boulala at age 15.

Cody McEntire needs a makeover. Dude is absurdly good but kinda non-descript.
Title: Re: Which ridiculously talented skateboarder would benefit most from a make over?
Post by: Noble Experiment on March 15, 2015, 10:59:28 AM
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Ill give this whirl....

As much as i love Baca and his skating, His cholo look versus his rocker look has been a bit hard to get used to still. Plus i'm not sure sure how many cholo skaters if any are out there to support his lowrider/la vida loca board graphics. Again i've been a huge Baca fan since the Pig wood days.
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It'd be interesting to see Baca get stepped to by some real cholos while he was in that outfit. Would he just take his clothes off and start crying or front like he was actually hard?
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are you implying theres any chance baca ISNT a real cholo? association by family is real in those scenarios, dude reps Las Vegas hard, there is not shit for the people who live in Las Vegas and hella tourists breeds gangsters
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Baca would definitely stand his ground.
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Hahaha! You guys are fucking kidding yourselves! He's not a fucking gangster! Fabes, yeah - Baca, nope.
What makes you think that? Because he used to rock ACDC tees and look all heshed out about a decade ago? That was just what he was into back in the day. He's been getting into gang affiliated shit since he was a teenager. Trust me, he would stand his ground.
Title: Re: Which ridiculously talented skateboarder would benefit most from a make over?
Post by: coop D.O.G.G. on March 15, 2015, 11:10:15 AM
Why does pat Duffy dress like the best skater in your middle school?
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Post by: pencil on March 15, 2015, 02:28:56 PM
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Ill give this whirl....

As much as i love Baca and his skating, His cholo look versus his rocker look has been a bit hard to get used to still. Plus i'm not sure sure how many cholo skaters if any are out there to support his lowrider/la vida loca board graphics. Again i've been a huge Baca fan since the Pig wood days.
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It'd be interesting to see Baca get stepped to by some real cholos while he was in that outfit. Would he just take his clothes off and start crying or front like he was actually hard?
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are you implying theres any chance baca ISNT a real cholo? association by family is real in those scenarios, dude reps Las Vegas hard, there is not shit for the people who live in Las Vegas and hella tourists breeds gangsters
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Baca would definitely stand his ground.
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Hahaha! You guys are fucking kidding yourselves! He's not a fucking gangster! Fabes, yeah - Baca, nope.
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What makes you think that? Because he used to rock ACDC tees and look all heshed out about a decade ago? That was just what he was into back in the day. He's been getting into gang affiliated shit since he was a teenager. Trust me, he would stand his ground.

i bet toadfish has never had his shit pushed in by the homies
fuckin ethan hawke lookin ass mu'fucka
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Post by: Toadfish Rebecchi on March 15, 2015, 02:49:34 PM
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Ill give this whirl....

As much as i love Baca and his skating, His cholo look versus his rocker look has been a bit hard to get used to still. Plus i'm not sure sure how many cholo skaters if any are out there to support his lowrider/la vida loca board graphics. Again i've been a huge Baca fan since the Pig wood days.
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It'd be interesting to see Baca get stepped to by some real cholos while he was in that outfit. Would he just take his clothes off and start crying or front like he was actually hard?
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are you implying theres any chance baca ISNT a real cholo? association by family is real in those scenarios, dude reps Las Vegas hard, there is not shit for the people who live in Las Vegas and hella tourists breeds gangsters
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Baca would definitely stand his ground.
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Hahaha! You guys are fucking kidding yourselves! He's not a fucking gangster! Fabes, yeah - Baca, nope.
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What makes you think that? Because he used to rock ACDC tees and look all heshed out about a decade ago? That was just what he was into back in the day. He's been getting into gang affiliated shit since he was a teenager. Trust me, he would stand his ground.
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i bet toadfish has never had his shit pushed in by the homies
fuckin ethan hawke lookin ass mu'fucka

And you have? Hard talk on the internet, bro. What the fuck is "mu'fucka"? Fuck off with that shit.
Title: Re: Which ridiculously talented skateboarder would benefit most from a make over?
Post by: shark tits on March 15, 2015, 02:54:15 PM
sammy baca has the glazed over look of a man who's been dead on the inside for yrs. i don't think he cares if he wins or looses the fight but he wants to be in it. that's what i get from his dead fish eyes and those shtoops [yet awesome] drop ins he does. that is not a man w/ a lot of self regard and fear of pain.
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Post by: pencil on March 15, 2015, 04:47:09 PM
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Ill give this whirl....

As much as i love Baca and his skating, His cholo look versus his rocker look has been a bit hard to get used to still. Plus i'm not sure sure how many cholo skaters if any are out there to support his lowrider/la vida loca board graphics. Again i've been a huge Baca fan since the Pig wood days.
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It'd be interesting to see Baca get stepped to by some real cholos while he was in that outfit. Would he just take his clothes off and start crying or front like he was actually hard?
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are you implying theres any chance baca ISNT a real cholo? association by family is real in those scenarios, dude reps Las Vegas hard, there is not shit for the people who live in Las Vegas and hella tourists breeds gangsters
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Baca would definitely stand his ground.
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Hahaha! You guys are fucking kidding yourselves! He's not a fucking gangster! Fabes, yeah - Baca, nope.
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What makes you think that? Because he used to rock ACDC tees and look all heshed out about a decade ago? That was just what he was into back in the day. He's been getting into gang affiliated shit since he was a teenager. Trust me, he would stand his ground.
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i bet toadfish has never had his shit pushed in by the homies
fuckin ethan hawke lookin ass mu'fucka
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And you have? Hard talk on the internet, bro. What the fuck is "mu'fucka"? Fuck off with that shit.

you fucking person its a reference to the movie 'Training Day' implying that he has been to prison, and been fucked by his friends or "the homies" because there are no females in prison
youre a god damn idiot toadfish, you know what "mu'fucka" means, and youre the one sitting here talking shit on Baca.  You want me to set it up so you can tell him hes a fake cholo to his face? or are you just gonna talk hard on the internet, "bro"
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Post by: Gray Imp Sausage Metal on March 15, 2015, 05:41:49 PM
Pretty sure bacca just put on some weight hence not being able to rock girls jeans anymore.
Didn't duffel same the same thing years back? "If I put on some weight I would just rock dickies 24/7"

but yeah ... bachinksy for sure. I don't even mind what he wears in all honesty but he's missing out on a big slice of the pie.


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Post by: whoami on March 15, 2015, 06:37:23 PM
This is all getting soooo cute
Title: Re: Which ridiculously talented skateboarder would benefit most from a make over?
Post by: pencil on March 15, 2015, 07:00:34 PM
fuck i forgot to put the shit pushed in clip
Training Day - Simple Question HD (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ksxKafRgLM#)
Title: Re: Which ridiculously talented skateboarder would benefit most from a make over?
Post by: poor alice on March 15, 2015, 08:30:20 PM
This thread on the whole is entertaining as hell.
The Baca fashion debate is brilliant in its own right. I'm hoping everyone here knows he was 16 through filming for Slaughterhouse when he was consistently rocking the same ACDC gear etc?

One skater that could definitley benefit from a make over would be our friend Chris Cole (yes, another make over). With his plain looking gear and Monster jerseys / wristbands it's getting harder and harder to defend him with every bit of footage that comes out. I'm not asking for much, just chuck your headband back on every now and then or rock those white jeans again. Morally speaking, your monster repping is reprehensible, but at the same time I get why you're doing it. I'm having a hard time coming to terms with it, I think I'll go have a lie down.
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Post by: Toadfish Rebecchi on March 15, 2015, 09:27:30 PM
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Ill give this whirl....

As much as i love Baca and his skating, His cholo look versus his rocker look has been a bit hard to get used to still. Plus i'm not sure sure how many cholo skaters if any are out there to support his lowrider/la vida loca board graphics. Again i've been a huge Baca fan since the Pig wood days.
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It'd be interesting to see Baca get stepped to by some real cholos while he was in that outfit. Would he just take his clothes off and start crying or front like he was actually hard?
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are you implying theres any chance baca ISNT a real cholo? association by family is real in those scenarios, dude reps Las Vegas hard, there is not shit for the people who live in Las Vegas and hella tourists breeds gangsters
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Baca would definitely stand his ground.
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Hahaha! You guys are fucking kidding yourselves! He's not a fucking gangster! Fabes, yeah - Baca, nope.
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What makes you think that? Because he used to rock ACDC tees and look all heshed out about a decade ago? That was just what he was into back in the day. He's been getting into gang affiliated shit since he was a teenager. Trust me, he would stand his ground.
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i bet toadfish has never had his shit pushed in by the homies
fuckin ethan hawke lookin ass mu'fucka
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And you have? Hard talk on the internet, bro. What the fuck is "mu'fucka"? Fuck off with that shit.
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you fucking person its a reference to the movie 'Training Day' implying that he has been to prison, and been fucked by his friends or "the homies" because there are no females in prison
youre a god damn idiot toadfish, you know what "mu'fucka" means, and youre the one sitting here talking shit on Baca.  You want me to set it up so you can tell him hes a fake cholo to his face? or are you just gonna talk hard on the internet, "bro"

I'm a person because I haven't seen Training Day? Of course I know what "Mu'fucka" means - but I'd never ever write it or even say it - it's probably the corniest shit I've ever heard.

And yeah, "set it up". He is flat out a fake cholo - he's a pro skater with a family you dumb fuck. An outfit, relatives involved (that is only speculated anyway) and where you're from doesn't mean shit if you're not actually doing it.

Members of my family are criminals, I was born in a really rough area, but I'm just a skate nerd sitting here at a computer. No matter what outfit I put on.

Title: Re: Which ridiculously talented skateboarder would benefit most from a make over?
Post by: shark tits on March 15, 2015, 09:40:44 PM
if pencil sets it up and after you call baca a fake cholo he spits chaw in your eye, will you stand your ground? what if he grabs your balls really hard and won't let go? i feel like you should be prepared for any contingency.
Title: Re: Which ridiculously talented skateboarder would benefit most from a make over?
Post by: Toadfish Rebecchi on March 15, 2015, 09:51:54 PM
if pencil sets it up and after you call baca a fake cholo he spits chaw in your eye, will you stand your ground? what if he grabs your balls really hard and won't let go? i feel like you should be prepared for any contingency.

Hhahah yeah, if Pencil sets it up, I'll stand my ground. I mean, I haven't done anything wrong. The only reason he'd attack me is if he's bummed that people can tell he's not a real gang banger. He'll just have to try a bit harder to fit the lifestyle. If he turns up with an uzi or something I'll eat my words. That'd be pretty crazy. But the guy rides for Cons and Baker - two of the biggest companies. If he was getting their money and still doing criminal shit then he's an idiot. But that's my point - I doubt he is.
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Post by: able on March 15, 2015, 10:06:39 PM
I've gotten my girlfriend into watching skate related things with me.

One day, she said that Torey Pudwill would benefit from having a "stylist." 
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Post by: wildbillhiccup on March 15, 2015, 10:25:31 PM
greco. dude never changes his kit, shits getting stale man. he should try dressing like a woman or something.
dude had more identity crisis' then mikey taylor just in baker 3
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Post by: Yu Dum on March 15, 2015, 10:41:04 PM
Why does pat Duffy dress like the best skater in your middle school?
Holy shit. The accuracy.
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Post by: Custom skater on March 16, 2015, 03:33:51 AM
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Ill give this whirl....

As much as i love Baca and his skating, His cholo look versus his rocker look has been a bit hard to get used to still. Plus i'm not sure sure how many cholo skaters if any are out there to support his lowrider/la vida loca board graphics. Again i've been a huge Baca fan since the Pig wood days.
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It'd be interesting to see Baca get stepped to by some real cholos while he was in that outfit. Would he just take his clothes off and start crying or front like he was actually hard?
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are you implying theres any chance baca ISNT a real cholo? association by family is real in those scenarios, dude reps Las Vegas hard, there is not shit for the people who live in Las Vegas and hella tourists breeds gangsters
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Baca would definitely stand his ground.
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Hahaha! You guys are fucking kidding yourselves! He's not a fucking gangster! Fabes, yeah - Baca, nope.
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What makes you think that? Because he used to rock ACDC tees and look all heshed out about a decade ago? That was just what he was into back in the day. He's been getting into gang affiliated shit since he was a teenager. Trust me, he would stand his ground.
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i bet toadfish has never had his shit pushed in by the homies
fuckin ethan hawke lookin ass mu'fucka
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And you have? Hard talk on the internet, bro. What the fuck is "mu'fucka"? Fuck off with that shit.
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you fucking person its a reference to the movie 'Training Day' implying that he has been to prison, and been fucked by his friends or "the homies" because there are no females in prison
youre a god damn idiot toadfish, you know what "mu'fucka" means, and youre the one sitting here talking shit on Baca.  You want me to set it up so you can tell him hes a fake cholo to his face? or are you just gonna talk hard on the internet, "bro"
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I'm a person because I haven't seen Training Day? Of course I know what "Mu'fucka" means - but I'd never ever write it or even say it - it's probably the corniest shit I've ever heard.

And yeah, "set it up". He is flat out a fake cholo - he's a pro skater with a family you dumb fuck. An outfit, relatives involved (that is only speculated anyway) and where you're from doesn't mean shit if you're not actually doing it.

Members of my family are criminals, I was born in a really rough area, but I'm just a skate nerd sitting here at a computer. No matter what outfit I put on.



Don't mind me guys

(http://i.imgur.com/agJIP.gif)
Title: Re: Which ridiculously talented skateboarder would benefit most from a make over?
Post by: Joust Ostrich on March 16, 2015, 05:28:07 AM
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Ill give this whirl....

As much as i love Baca and his skating, His cholo look versus his rocker look has been a bit hard to get used to still. Plus i'm not sure sure how many cholo skaters if any are out there to support his lowrider/la vida loca board graphics. Again i've been a huge Baca fan since the Pig wood days.
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It'd be interesting to see Baca get stepped to by some real cholos while he was in that outfit. Would he just take his clothes off and start crying or front like he was actually hard?
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are you implying theres any chance baca ISNT a real cholo? association by family is real in those scenarios, dude reps Las Vegas hard, there is not shit for the people who live in Las Vegas and hella tourists breeds gangsters
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Baca would definitely stand his ground.
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Hahaha! You guys are fucking kidding yourselves! He's not a fucking gangster! Fabes, yeah - Baca, nope.
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What makes you think that? Because he used to rock ACDC tees and look all heshed out about a decade ago? That was just what he was into back in the day. He's been getting into gang affiliated shit since he was a teenager. Trust me, he would stand his ground.
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i bet toadfish has never had his shit pushed in by the homies
fuckin ethan hawke lookin ass mu'fucka
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And you have? Hard talk on the internet, bro. What the fuck is "mu'fucka"? Fuck off with that shit.
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you fucking person its a reference to the movie 'Training Day' implying that he has been to prison, and been fucked by his friends or "the homies" because there are no females in prison
youre a god damn idiot toadfish, you know what "mu'fucka" means, and youre the one sitting here talking shit on Baca.  You want me to set it up so you can tell him hes a fake cholo to his face? or are you just gonna talk hard on the internet, "bro"

Why are you acting like you could?  You're going a little overboard on defending this.
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Ill give this whirl....

As much as i love Baca and his skating, His cholo look versus his rocker look has been a bit hard to get used to still. Plus i'm not sure sure how many cholo skaters if any are out there to support his lowrider/la vida loca board graphics. Again i've been a huge Baca fan since the Pig wood days.
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It'd be interesting to see Baca get stepped to by some real cholos while he was in that outfit. Would he just take his clothes off and start crying or front like he was actually hard?
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are you implying theres any chance baca ISNT a real cholo? association by family is real in those scenarios, dude reps Las Vegas hard, there is not shit for the people who live in Las Vegas and hella tourists breeds gangsters
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Baca would definitely stand his ground.
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Hahaha! You guys are fucking kidding yourselves! He's not a fucking gangster! Fabes, yeah - Baca, nope.
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What makes you think that? Because he used to rock ACDC tees and look all heshed out about a decade ago? That was just what he was into back in the day. He's been getting into gang affiliated shit since he was a teenager. Trust me, he would stand his ground.
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i bet toadfish has never had his shit pushed in by the homies
fuckin ethan hawke lookin ass mu'fucka
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And you have? Hard talk on the internet, bro. What the fuck is "mu'fucka"? Fuck off with that shit.
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you fucking person its a reference to the movie 'Training Day' implying that he has been to prison, and been fucked by his friends or "the homies" because there are no females in prison
youre a god damn idiot toadfish, you know what "mu'fucka" means, and youre the one sitting here talking shit on Baca.  You want me to set it up so you can tell him hes a fake cholo to his face? or are you just gonna talk hard on the internet, "bro"
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Why are you acting like you could?  You're going a little overboard on defending this.

got heated cause he took the shit pushed in thing seriously as if they were fightin words or some shit, and of all things "mu'fucka" seriously.
god damn lookin like an idiot, but forreal, my girls cousin babysat for him a few times and i actually got to facetime with him 2 or 3 times and got his number
saying do you wanna see him in person sounded alot better than "do you wanna face time him"
dudes tough, ill leave it at that.
Title: Re: Which ridiculously talented skateboarder would benefit most from a make over?
Post by: Bread Harrity on March 16, 2015, 09:56:50 AM
Why does pat Duffy dress like the best skater in your middle school?

#flexfits4life
Title: Re: Which ridiculously talented skateboarder would benefit most from a make over?
Post by: Makaveli on March 16, 2015, 10:07:38 AM
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Why does pat Duffy dress like the best skater in your middle school?
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#flexfits4life

Seen Duffy at that Death Match thing during SXSW the last few years. In person, the dude is real haggard, all old and his skin is wrinkled and flaky looking from a lifetime of cigarette smoking. Couple all that with those ridiculous pants, dude looks like a total kook.
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Post by: Brown Thunder on March 16, 2015, 10:35:50 AM
(http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p184/fallen_r_us/sammy-baca.jpg)

i think the crossover from hesh to cholo baca was his greatest era
Title: Re: Which ridiculously talented skateboarder would benefit most from a make over?
Post by: poopnutsupreme on March 16, 2015, 01:22:39 PM
Nick Jedi Sk8boarder
Title: Re: Which ridiculously talented skateboarder would benefit most from a make over?
Post by: Tony Rave on March 16, 2015, 03:02:42 PM
Hesh Nyjah and punk rock sheckler lol
Title: Re: Which ridiculously talented skateboarder would benefit most from a make over?
Post by: GAY on March 16, 2015, 03:34:20 PM
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Ill give this whirl....

As much as i love Baca and his skating, His cholo look versus his rocker look has been a bit hard to get used to still. Plus i'm not sure sure how many cholo skaters if any are out there to support his lowrider/la vida loca board graphics. Again i've been a huge Baca fan since the Pig wood days.
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The cholo look overall is mind baffling. 

If by "mind baffling" you mean "sexy as all get out", then I completely agree with you.

I'm talking specifically about the cholo "look", not Baca. He's fugly.

I'm just bummed I didn't think of this Hot TopicŪ.
Title: Re: Which ridiculously talented skateboarder would benefit most from a make over?
Post by: Big Baby Jesus on March 16, 2015, 03:41:20 PM
Pretty much any of the plan b guys minus PJ would be well served. I feel like the first thing they all say to themselves after they get dressed is "swagggg".
Title: Re: Which ridiculously talented skateboarder would benefit most from a make over?
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on March 16, 2015, 06:03:21 PM
The funniest part of the whole debate is the set up question: "What if he saw real cholos?!" Is it the case that when a cholo sees a dude with a similar fashion sense as him that he instantly tries to kick his ass?
 I mean, it seems like the whole argument going on here is based on the idea that only people in gangs are allowed to dress like that, as enforced by gang members, and its REALLY REALLY not like that AT ALL. I've had plenty of honor students who dressed in a "cholo" style, because that was the cool fashion in their neighborhood. Nobody ever told them to not dress like that, except for maybe their parents.

You guys both sound like idiots arguing over a premise that is REALLY flawed.
Title: Re: Which ridiculously talented skateboarder would benefit most from a make over?
Post by: pencil on March 16, 2015, 07:32:02 PM
gipper pushes his own shit in
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Post by: Toadfish Rebecchi on March 16, 2015, 08:30:52 PM
The funniest part of the whole debate is the set up question: "What if he saw real cholos?!" Is it the case that when a cholo sees a dude with a similar fashion sense as him that he instantly tries to kick his ass?
 I mean, it seems like the whole argument going on here is based on the idea that only people in gangs are allowed to dress like that, as enforced by gang members, and its REALLY REALLY not like that AT ALL. I've had plenty of honor students who dressed in a "cholo" style, because that was the cool fashion in their neighborhood. Nobody ever told them to not dress like that, except for maybe their parents.

You guys both sound like idiots arguing over a premise that is REALLY flawed.


Hahahha yeah, this is true. I didn't mean just "saw real cholos" though - more if he was trying to hang with them. But the whole thing is hilarious.

The best part is that Pencil admitted to "getting to facetime" with him. Why on earth would you want to facetime with someone you'd never met before? Maybe if it was a love interest or someone you'd met on Tinder, but gee that's weird. I wouldn't even facetime with Pops...

Oh, who am I kidding, yeah I would.
Title: Re: Which ridiculously talented skateboarder would benefit most from a make over?
Post by: SHARPSHOOTER on March 16, 2015, 11:04:32 PM
This topic is the total opposite of "Danny Way prepares for Ultra Megaramp"
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Post by: dillanharp on March 16, 2015, 11:08:42 PM
All this thread has done is make me want to buy a ben davis work shirt tomorrow.
Title: Re: Which ridiculously talented skateboarder would benefit most from a make over?
Post by: franquietits on March 17, 2015, 12:57:53 AM
I don't know, maybe a sammy/silas swap would work?
(http://s23.postimg.org/e0uqlp5aj/sammysilas.jpg)
Title: Re: Which ridiculously talented skateboarder would benefit most from a make over?
Post by: Retox on March 17, 2015, 09:04:01 AM
This thread on the whole is entertaining as hell.
The Baca fashion debate is brilliant in its own right. I'm hoping everyone here knows he was 16 through filming for Slaughterhouse when he was consistently rocking the same ACDC gear etc?

One skater that could definitley benefit from a make over would be our friend Chris Cole (yes, another make over). With his plain looking gear and Monster jerseys / wristbands it's getting harder and harder to defend him with every bit of footage that comes out. I'm not asking for much, just chuck your headband back on every now and then or rock those white jeans again. Morally speaking, your monster repping is reprehensible, but at the same time I get why you're doing it. I'm having a hard time coming to terms with it, I think I'll go have a lie down.

Chris's wife if you still lurk slap, please hire him a stylist ASAP.

Also I can't wait to see the how those new FA kids skate with a coke or dope habit.
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Post by: Bliz on March 17, 2015, 07:08:58 PM
by far the gayest topic i seen here :-*
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Post by: Gray Imp Sausage Metal on March 17, 2015, 10:34:58 PM
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by far the gayest topic i seen here :-*
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you lie! there's 200+ pages of multiple shoe threads in the gear forum; we are waaaay more concerned about our gear than any gay person is
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Post by: Crybaby Shithead on March 17, 2015, 10:36:20 PM
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you lie! there's 200+ pages of multiple shoe threads in the gear forum; we are waaaay more concerned about our gear than any gay person is

i don't think u understand homophobia but u seem to mean well i'll let this slide
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Post by: Gray Imp Sausage Metal on March 17, 2015, 11:31:08 PM
↑ "gay" person*
Title: Re: Which ridiculously talented skateboarder would benefit most from a make over?
Post by: posguy on March 19, 2015, 10:56:37 AM
Honestly, I'd be more stoked on Nyjah if he chilled the fuck out. Grow your dreads back, smoke some weed, stop buying clothes from Women's Gap and step down from the SL spot light. I thought little Nyjah was cool. We get it, you're the best, and was a little more relatable for skaters. Plus his fan base of teen girls and MILFs is fucking annoying. Standard conversation after someone asks if you skate.... Do you like Nyjah? He's my favorite. He's the best in the world.

Also how do you put a Lil Wayne song to a video part that has a Rasta lion in the title screen and then a video to Metallica's Fade to Black....

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All in favor of changing his name to Adolf Bitchler?
Title: Re: Which ridiculously talented skateboarder would benefit most from a make over?
Post by: Ron Zapata on March 19, 2015, 06:48:11 PM
Honestly, I'd be more stoked on Nyjah if he chilled the fuck out. Grow your dreads back, smoke some weed, stop buying clothes from Women's Gap and step down from the SL spot light. I thought little Nyjah was cool. We get it, you're the best, and was a little more relatable for skaters. Plus his fan base of teen girls and MILFs is fucking annoying. Standard conversation after someone asks if you skate.... Do you like Nyjah? He's my favorite. He's the best in the world.

Also how do you put a Lil Wayne song to a video part that has a Rasta lion in the title screen and then a video to Metallica's Fade to Black....

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All in favor of changing his name to Adolf Bitchler?


It's pretty obvius really. He wanted to win SOTY... Thrasher has an image of a metal/punk magazine (because its THRASHer) and he tried to fit that image by skating to metal... but without isolating his fanbase of teenage girls and moms, so he skated to Metallica.

I actually don't mind him and his skating is awesome to watch but I agree with you the whole thing feels so forced and contrived.... It's like he has his own personal marketing team shaping the image for what ever (image) is trying to be sold at the moment. That will work with the masses and get you money. But not with slap message board users...


Title: Re: Which ridiculously talented skateboarder would benefit most from a make over?
Post by: lickcakes on March 20, 2015, 12:23:45 PM
andrew allen is hot
This isn't directly relevant to the topic, human. We all know that.

Unless you mean that you want an reverse make-over to how he looked on Anti-Hero?... though he is sexier like that, I'm happy about how silly he looks now.
Title: Re: Which ridiculously talented skateboarder would benefit most from a make over?
Post by: posguy on March 23, 2015, 03:50:30 PM
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Honestly, I'd be more stoked on Nyjah if he chilled the fuck out. Grow your dreads back, smoke some weed, stop buying clothes from Women's Gap and step down from the SL spot light. I thought little Nyjah was cool. We get it, you're the best, and was a little more relatable for skaters. Plus his fan base of teen girls and MILFs is fucking annoying. Standard conversation after someone asks if you skate.... Do you like Nyjah? He's my favorite. He's the best in the world.

Also how do you put a Lil Wayne song to a video part that has a Rasta lion in the title screen and then a video to Metallica's Fade to Black....

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It's pretty obvius really. He wanted to win SOTY... Thrasher has an image of a metal/punk magazine (because its THRASHer) and he tried to fit that image by skating to metal... but without isolating his fanbase of teenage girls and moms, so he skated to Metallica.

I actually don't mind him and his skating is awesome to watch but I agree with you the whole thing feels so forced and contrived.... It's like he has his own personal marketing team shaping the image for what ever (image) is trying to be sold at the moment. That will work with the masses and get you money. But not with slap message board users...




I agree that he wanted to win SOTY, we all see how that's worked out though. He kinda missed the metal look and went straight to christian school boy. David Gonzalez and Chris Haslam (had) has the metal look down. Chris had shoes named after Sabaton that featured viking art.
(http://demo.predictiveintent.com/e10/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/1/5/15451-large1.jpg)
Besides you don't have to be metal to get Thrasher's SOTY, look at Mark Appleyard, Marc Johnson (not sure what kind of music he would listen to) and Daewon Song. I fully believe if Lewis Marnell was still alive he'd get SOTY on of these years. Guy had so much talent. I feel like it's given to those who have their shit together and do it well no matter what image it is. For me his skating is a little robotic and since I don't skate rails or stairs, I can't really relate whereas I dig Matt Miller and Ryan Gallant cause of their style and they do a lot of ledge tricks.

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I felt Geoff's pick for last years SOTY pretty much summed up why someone should be SOTY. "My pick for SOTY this year is Tommy Sandoval, dude's a beast! He's been gunning it for the last bunch of years and embodies the spirit of raw street skating; 101% Thrasher style."
Title: Re: Which ridiculously talented skateboarder would benefit most from a make over?
Post by: Gino Pappalardo on March 23, 2015, 06:39:58 PM
I don't know, maybe a sammy/silas swap would work?
(http://s23.postimg.org/e0uqlp5aj/sammysilas.jpg)

Baca on adidas. Confirmed.
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Post by: Greg on March 24, 2015, 12:47:03 PM
pretty much any nigga on dgk