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General Discussion => WHATEVER => Topic started by: WantSomeSlaw on July 22, 2015, 05:02:09 PM
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What does your username mean? How did you get it/come up with it?
Want Some Slaw is a song by Buckethead. I used to love him, and I've used that username for things since I was younger.
There might be a thread for this already, but I couldn't find one.
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i like pooping
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Marvel Vs. Capcom 2 Boss...the one because of grafitti artist used to do this back in the day with their graf names
(http://i549.photobucket.com/albums/ii389/xslaught/abyss3_016.png) (http://s549.photobucket.com/user/xslaught/media/abyss3_016.png.html)
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Mines simply my nickname(long story). Funny thing is my friends I skate with who turned me on to slap to this day will not tell me who they are on here. Like its some closely guarded secret lmao. Everyone I skate with who goes on here knows "dirtymac" is Marshall...
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wanted to go for a G.I.S.M acronym and was originally going to be Gang Infidel Semen Massacre. That was too long so I went with my current one which isn't actually that good now that I think about it. Plus we already have Gay as a user and G.I.S.M as well :'(
To be honest G.I.S.M as a band don't really do it for me, or maybe I should rephrase that and say I don't worship them like so many people do, but I always loved their aesthetic and how they were shrouded in mystery/ rumours. Kinda like S.P.K from Australia too. Honestly I wish we could change our usernames but as this point I can't be bothered to make a new account. Sorry to anyone who thinks/ thought I was gay... :-\
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"Berrings" sounds like an Eastern European last name. While I do actually have an Eastern European last name in real life it's also a play on rusted skateboard bearings.
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I just genuinely enjoy sniffing my own butthole all the time.
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I just genuinely enjoy sniffing my own butthole all the time.
Hahahahaha
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I have the tendency to repeatedly use that line form 22 Jump Street (especially when I'm hammered) and someone once called me Jeff when I was signing up.
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it doesnt matter nothing matters
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faggot thread
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↑obvious troll ;D
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My first job was at a skateshop. My boss thought it would be funny to mash up my name with bicycle. I gave him the nickname pedophil. I think I won.
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It's a family name.
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Went on a long walk with my buddy down the railroad tracks one day, way way down we come across a wooden spool (minus the chord). Thought it would make a nice addition to the skatepark so we rolled it a mile or so down the tracks back into town. As we were rolling it down mainstreet a bunch of people came out to see what the hell we were we doing.
it wasn't a very practical object to skate, and some hippie guy ended up coming along one day and stealing it in order to make a homemade windmill. pretty weak story/username
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I'm honoring my grandmother.
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I have a relationship with Pugs that is comparable to the relationship with animals demonstrated by Marc Singer in the critically acclaimed 1982 movie "Beastmaster".
If I was Native American, my name would be "raised by Pugs".
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My dad had a Rafiki tattoo so I got one in his honor.
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I'm Sartre.
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Girl in prison licking Boot nd Booty !!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTPAakJh1Tw&ab_channel=DANNYOOOO52#)
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Useless Wooden Toys x Pap's benches
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its the name i order pizza with
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anal420 was taken
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Useless Wooden Toys x Pap's benches
:D
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I've always loved the Goonies.
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I wanted another throwaway account and I just tried to figure out the lamest name I could give myself that people would think I was serious about. I ended up using this account and forgetting the others.
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Mine is a fairly obscure simpsons reference. In the episode about Jebediah Springfield a group of settlers see a buffalo and remark:
"It's some sort of land cow"
(http://i.imgur.com/L86aei1.jpg)
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wu-tang breakfast gang nigga.
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Was gonna autocross my spyder back in the day and figured the cones probably wouldn't be too safe as I was learning
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its the main character's name in the book One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
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http://movie-sounds.org/quotes/fearl/And-we-are-chock-full-of-that-man.mp3 (http://movie-sounds.org/quotes/fearl/And-we-are-chock-full-of-that-man.mp3)
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Like all little boys, I wanted to be an insect headed robot bounty hunter with a red dick tattoo on my chest:
(https://thedroidyourelookingfor.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/4lom.jpg)
And now I live my dreams on a skateboard message board
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I tried to login one day after Slap went through some sort of update with the forum and my 5 year old account was no longer active. While registering there was an ad for a UFC fight featuring a dude named Yushin Okami and I thought, "that's as good a name as any"
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my chinese sign, and the lack of imagination which follows from it
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When my brother and I would play left4dead a lot we noticed that there were a lot of older sounding dudes who would try to over strategize and were just general fun vacuums, so we started calling them internet dads and would be really insolent towards them. Then we made a theme song for them, then I changed my steam name to "internetdaddy" because I thought it was creepy and funny. Then I found SLAP. I wish I could change it because in retrospect it makes me sound like I'm some internet BDSM roleplay person but oh well.
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When this dude in the anime "Welcome to the NHK", gets a chance with this chick he knows well, gets her back to his house only to reveal in dramatic fashion that while she may think he mild mannered and geeky, he's really a "perverted super otaku" tearing down sheets that reveal all of his models and weird dolls and shit, she slaps him and runs out crying, all the while his conspiracy obsessed shut-in neighbor and friend is filming from the loft, its powerful :'( :P :D
(http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/welcometothenhk/images/b/b4/Yamazaki.png/revision/latest?cb=20130414135738)
(https://parttimeotaku.files.wordpress.com/2006/08/vlcsnap-511624.jpg)
(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Well+when+you+put+it+that+way+source+is+welcome_ba9501_5021319.png)
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my user name was supposed to be sweethair but it got mixed up with other name that the regitstration process required me to come up with which was givecigstosurfgroms. oh well
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I'm usually a piece of shit but I try to be positive instead
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I'm usually a piece of shit but I try to be positive instead
For some reason I always thought your username was a reference to being HIV positive.
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I'm usually a piece of shit but I try to be positive instead
For some reason I always thought your username was a reference to being HIV positive.
I thought it was short for "poser guy"
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I'm usually a piece of shit but I try to be positive instead
For some reason I always thought your username was a reference to being HIV positive.
I thought it was short for "poser guy"
Both actually. I followed tracer from a rollerblading forum
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Its the sound of trucks grinding a handrail.
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17th century african american politicians
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Its the sound of trucks grinding a handrail.
Ooohh. Pretty good.
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Its the sound of trucks grinding a handrail.
oh damn and here i am thinking you're a fucking cash register the whole fucking time.
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i thought you were unsheathing a sword
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i liked Arto Saari when i was 15
so naturally at 03:50:51 AM, November 26, 2005 i made my name iwishilivedinfinland.
it was a very 15 year old thing to do, and i've been running with it (and the same avatar) since
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Its the sound of trucks grinding a handrail.
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When I was younger me and a group of friends loved watching the movie Dude Wheres My Car stoned. It was one of our favs to watch that we would remember every line of the movie. In the movie there's a scene that goes like this:
Jesse: Who's Johnny Potsmoker?
Chester: Oh ,that's my alter ego.
Jesse: Wait, I thought Johnny Potsmoker was MY alter ego.
Chester: No. Yours is Smokey McPott.
Jesse: Oh yeah.
But while i was reciting the line I wrongfully said Monkey Mcpott versus Smokey Mcpott. Next thing you know every time we would watch the movie everyone would start saying Monkey Mcpott and it became this big thing where we would laugh every time. So yeah....Goodtimes.
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After I focused my old account about five years ago I decided to make a new one and I couldn't think a good one. My actual website username that I log in with is NattyMight but after some thinking I thought that would be incredibly stupid so I chose planman for my forum handle instead. Of course this account doesn't seem five years old because bitch ass slap reset my post count when I got to 998
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ODB says it in Da Mystery of Chessboxin on 36 Chambers.
It's also what I try to do here on the board: give props where props are due; keep the vibes high. Note "try". Can't help but talk a little shit here and there too.
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Can't get enough of this stuff
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Cheech and Chong's Up in Smoke - The Short Version, Man! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIwhnJ5K810#)
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ODB says it in Da Mystery of Chessboxin on 36 Chambers.
Gotta stand up and be somebody!
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I'm a jerk.
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Mine is a fairly obscure simpsons reference. In the episode about Jebediah Springfield a group of settlers see a buffalo and remark:
"It's some sort of land cow"
(http://i.imgur.com/L86aei1.jpg)
That's interesting. A group of friends and I were just talking about the existence of hill cows. They have different sized legs, depending on where on the hill they stand. It becomes a major issue when speaking in evolutionary terms.
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Its the sound of trucks grinding a handrail.
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Its the sound of trucks grinding a handrail.
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https://youtu.be/NACniFCYAS8 (https://youtu.be/NACniFCYAS8)
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i thought you were unsheathing a sword
Swords are pretty cool.
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I don't think he meant that kind of sword.
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(http://www.cinemablend.com/images/sections/66515/_1406770575.jpg)
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I'm going to be 40 in a couple weeks, so that is elderly as far as the average skater's ages. "The Gentleman" is my nickname in darts. I play darts in national tournaments (yeah, that's actually a thing) and everyone has nicknames. No, I did not give it to myself.
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I don't think he meant that kind of sword.
shwing (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omhIKVpO8OU#)
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it doesnt matter anymore
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it doesnt matter anymore
It matters to the thread
And since the thread is active now
It does matter now
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It matters to the thread
And since the thread is active now
It does matter now
Yes Jordick, please share.
And as for mine, it's the name of a Thinking Fellers Union Local 282 song. One I'm quite fond of.
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it doesnt matter anymore
It's not my dick, it's Jordick.
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i wanted to pick the worst dude from the office cause im the worst
that or its one of my cats name, whatever sounds cooler
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its just my nickname at the local skatepark, and I'm pretty sure noble experiment was one of the ones who coined it. My name is Jordan so there ya go
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I'm a big fan of poop, nuts, and supreme.
EDIT:
Out of all of those things I feel like I should clarify I'm not actually a big fan of supreme.
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It's not my dick, it's Jordick.
it's not delivery, it's dejordick.
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It's not my dick, it's Jordick.
My dick goes to yoga
Jordick fruit roll up
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its just my nickname at the local skatepark, and I'm pretty sure noble experiment was one of the ones who coined it. My name is Jordan so there ya go
I wish I could take all the credit, but coming up with it was a group effort, hah.
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A reference to some rednecks in a Ween song called "You Were The Fool".
Former account was an homage to this bad-boy.
(https://www.alien-ufos.com/attachments/personal-ufo-alien-experiences-dreams/24910d1435808418t-kchoos-experience-sb73mwk.png)
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I wanted to pay homage to one of my favorite fictional mobsters of all time, Paulie Walnuts, but I also don't want to get whacked so I took off the -ie and replaced it with a -y.
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I wanted to pay homage to one of my favorite fictional mobsters of all time, Paulie Walnuts, but I also don't want to get whacked so I took off the -ie and replaced it with a -y.
The woodshop teacher in our school who barely anyone likes is named Paul, so we all call him Pauly and/or Pauly Walnuts. So I greatly appreciate and identify with your username.
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A reference to some rednecks in a Ween song called "You Were The Fool".
Former account was an homage to this bad-boy.
(https://www.alien-ufos.com/attachments/personal-ufo-alien-experiences-dreams/24910d1435808418t-kchoos-experience-sb73mwk.png)
Whoa, a Methuselah rookie card!
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WHAT?
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The Hash Slinging Slasher (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PywgnqdMBcA#)
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My name is Stu, watched rugrats a lot as a kid. Not really fond of pickles
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A reference to some rednecks in a Ween song called "You Were The Fool".
Former account was an homage to this bad-boy.
(https://www.alien-ufos.com/attachments/personal-ufo-alien-experiences-dreams/24910d1435808418t-kchoos-experience-sb73mwk.png)
Whoa, a Methuselah rookie card!
(https://simpsonswiki.com/w/images/thumb/e/ef/Joseph_of_Aramathea.png/250px-Joseph_of_Aramathea.png)
F/S *MINT* March 17th Joseph of Arimathea
Stats: 26 conversions in A.D. 46.
1/1
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Because it makes you look cooler.
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Early 2000's Huf, Bici and a bunch of other NY dudes were crashing at my friends house while they here in Australia.
We took them to all our spots and it really tripped me out how fast Huf skated in real life. He would take about 5-6 extra pushes when he was skating up to something. It made everyone look like they were skating in slow motion. I was an instant fan. (Well I was always a fan) The videos really don't do him justice.
He kickflipped this bank gap that no one in my city had even ollied or even tried to ollie. The photo ran in slap and was hella small. I thought it deserved to be the cover ffs.
Anyway his leg muscles were fucking HUGE!!!!!
Fucking boring story hey. But I'm a boring guy.
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5 Bambole Per la Luna d'Agosto (1970) di Mario Bava (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JiV9jVAYhl0#)
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Early 2000's Huf, Bici and a bunch of other NY dudes were crashing at my friends house while they here in Australia.
We took them to all our spots and it really tripped me out how fast Huf skated in real life. He would take about 5-6 extra pushes when he was skating up to something. It made everyone look like they were skating in slow motion. I was an instant fan. (Well I was always a fan) The videos really don't do him justice.
He kickflipped this bank gap that no one in my city had even ollied or even tried to ollie. The photo ran in slap and was hella small. I thought it deserved to be the cover ffs.
Anyway his leg muscles were fucking HUGE!!!!!
Fucking boring story hey. But I'm a boring guy.
That's dope as hell. You got a pic of the ad anywhere?
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mine is an alias, random words thrown together that sound vaguely like a name.
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Started off as Yo! Mr. Hapredingli because I saw Yo! MTV raps while I was signing up and then Hapredingli sounded like a modern swiss reformer and that seemed like just about what I assumed was cool in America back then. After I met too many pals IRL I wanted to become anonymous again so I could share my pathetic and failed attempts at sexual relations more freely and decided to change name. An avid fan of then successful musical SLAP ensemble Tennis Practice I wanted to compliment the imagery of cold budweisers with that of nice weather while at the same time keeping the name bland and forgettable so as to nicely stay off the radar.
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When this dude in the anime "Welcome to the NHK", gets a chance with this chick he knows well, gets her back to his house only to reveal in dramatic fashion that while she may think he mild mannered and geeky, he's really a "perverted super otaku" tearing down sheets that reveal all of his models and weird dolls and shit, she slaps him and runs out crying, all the while his conspiracy obsessed shut-in neighbor and friend is filming from the loft, its powerful :'( :P :D
(http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/welcometothenhk/images/b/b4/Yamazaki.png/revision/latest?cb=20130414135738)
(https://parttimeotaku.files.wordpress.com/2006/08/vlcsnap-511624.jpg)
(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Well+when+you+put+it+that+way+source+is+welcome_ba9501_5021319.png)
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No way, that's kinda crazy because the first time I saw that show I was super drunk at my friends' house and started explaining SLAP and all of it's complexities to them because i remembered your username. Full circle.
I used to post as lambshank because my name is liam and people pronounce it to sound like "lamb" a lot. my social media accounts were Liambshank for a long time for the same reason, but as a joke one day i changed my insta handle to lambfetus because i look kinda young for my age. I focused the lambshank SLAP account a while ago because i was spending too much time on here, but eventually wanted to make a new one so lambshank turned to lambfetus which turned to lamefetus in a nod to my current instagram handle (@lamereilly).
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Surfers have all kinds of stupid jargon, and they call big wave boards Rhino Chasers.
Hyenas are some fucked up animals.
I don't skate big shit very often but I definitely skate fucked up spots a lot.
Hyena Chaser
North Shore: Rhino Chaser (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuKS1Hpq5hM#)
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Early 2000's Huf, Bici and a bunch of other NY dudes were crashing at my friends house while they here in Australia.
We took them to all our spots and it really tripped me out how fast Huf skated in real life. He would take about 5-6 extra pushes when he was skating up to something. It made everyone look like they were skating in slow motion. I was an instant fan. (Well I was always a fan) The videos really don't do him justice.�
He kickflipped this bank gap that no one in my city had even ollied or even tried to ollie. The photo ran in slap and was hella small. I thought it deserved to be the cover ffs.
Anyway his leg muscles were fucking HUGE!!!!!
Fucking boring story hey.� But I'm a boring guy.
AWESOME! So many good tours went through australia back in the day. I seem to remember chris keefe coming out a lot back then too