Many Pro, Am and Flow skaters become recognised as high value breeding stock by sperm banks.
Mostly the mixed blood stock, especially Japanese X Mexican X Brazilian X Cauc-asian hybrids. Although short in stature with narrow waists, chest and neck circumferences, the UN gene policies for a future of smaller more efficient human stock now gave priority to the lightweight and vertically challenged.
Skater features of persistence, robustness and durability, tenacity, fast reflexes and increased spatial vision, suggest skaters to have genes with an innate body intelligence well in the top percentile.
As unemployed circus performers all become heroin addicts and tumblers and acrobats become crack heads, skaters nudge them out as top dawgs in the sperm and egg for sale business.
Many sperm recipients were found i surveys to have juiced up over sexy skaters more than once while at high school,, and the cool fits and 'kind to kooks' skater personality traits made them very attractive to a large percentage of sperm for sale customers. Many women of which are close to the spectrum, perpetually single, buck toothed, professional straight women and lesbians.
Penis size aside, skaters sperm reinvigorate a largely damaged cauc-asian gene pool and become accredited with improving the bloodlines among many school teachers, accountants, and many career family groups in the west.
Police and security are thus instructed to give skaters give free license to skate, as reward for their services to humanity.
The money skater sperm donors get from jerking off into a cup,, allow them to skate more and become near bionic full time shredders, which further repairs skater chromosomal expression well toward ancient Viking warrior [with smaller penis size] levels, a superior gene expression not seen for thousands of years among civilised man.
Some say that top tier skater genes spread widely among the autistic western female gene pool saved the west from total Chinese dominance.
These autistic lesbian X skater cross breeds were found to have a desire-rabble variety of chromosomal expressions which allow for a wide variety of useful talents in the brave new world. However many of these donor kids just became slacker stoners who would wack off all day to porn, perplexing geneticists and government policy makers who crunched the science.
The arts, especially popular satire and indy writing gained a fresh reboot, and the art of socio-intellectual humanness evolved another notch. Sometimes they dressed a bit whack and acted like kooks though.
The only real major downside though was that many of the donor kids were never as good a skater as their pro skater bio dads and as such just did freestyle, sadly pogo tricks were big once again.
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