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if you could only use one utensil for the rest of your life...
« on: August 27, 2007, 07:53:34 PM »
if you had to pick either a fork, spoon, or a knife to use to eat with for the rest of your life which would you pick.
i personally would pick the spoon cuase you could eat cereal, and also you could eat beef
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Re: if you could only use one utensil for the rest of your life...
« Reply #1 on: August 27, 2007, 07:55:40 PM »
i take it you're not familiar with the spork?
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Re: if you could only use one utensil for the rest of your life...
« Reply #2 on: August 27, 2007, 07:57:25 PM »
Quote from: john on August 27, 2007, 07:55:40 PM
i take it you're not familiar with the spork?

you beat me to it. haha
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Re: if you could only use one utensil for the rest of your life...
« Reply #3 on: August 27, 2007, 07:59:49 PM »
hmm ive never heard of one of those, but i still pick the spoon
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Re: if you could only use one utensil for the rest of your life...
« Reply #4 on: August 27, 2007, 08:14:31 PM »
They are awfully handy
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Re: if you could only use one utensil for the rest of your life...
« Reply #5 on: August 27, 2007, 08:22:47 PM »
Spatula
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Re: if you could only use one utensil for the rest of your life...
« Reply #6 on: August 27, 2007, 08:26:44 PM »
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Re: if you could only use one utensil for the rest of your life...
« Reply #7 on: August 27, 2007, 09:17:32 PM »
spoon. i know you are thinking, well what about steak, you have to cut it with at least a a fork, well if you are going to eat steak it might as well be kobe beef are a fillet mignon
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Re: if you could only use one utensil for the rest of your life...
« Reply #8 on: August 27, 2007, 09:27:36 PM »
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Re: if you could only use one utensil for the rest of your life...
« Reply #9 on: August 27, 2007, 09:30:39 PM »
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Re: if you could only use one utensil for the rest of your life...
« Reply #10 on: August 27, 2007, 09:44:15 PM »
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Re: if you could only use one utensil for the rest of your life...
« Reply #11 on: August 27, 2007, 10:51:47 PM »
can't forget the fonives and knifoons.
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Re: if you could only use one utensil for the rest of your life...
« Reply #12 on: August 27, 2007, 11:08:13 PM »
A real man can eat a meal with his cock.
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Re: if you could only use one utensil for the rest of your life...
« Reply #13 on: August 28, 2007, 05:24:43 AM »
Quote from: brooklyn brawler on August 27, 2007, 11:08:13 PM
A real man can eat a meal with his cock.

And drink stuff too, mork and mindy stylz.
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Re: if you could only use one utensil for the rest of your life...
« Reply #14 on: August 28, 2007, 05:57:06 AM »
i'd go for the butchers knife just to look cool
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Re: if you could only use one utensil for the rest of your life...
« Reply #15 on: August 28, 2007, 09:09:28 AM »
my name is mike fork, of course i am going to stay with a fork
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Re: if you could only use one utensil for the rest of your life...
« Reply #16 on: August 28, 2007, 03:28:41 PM »
Quote from: mike fork on August 28, 2007, 09:09:28 AM
my name is mike fork, of course i am going to stay with a fork

and also, the knife ran away with the spoon so it's not like you have a choice.
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Re: if you could only use one utensil for the rest of your life...
« Reply #17 on: August 28, 2007, 04:53:14 PM »
fork.
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Re: if you could only use one utensil for the rest of your life...
« Reply #18 on: August 28, 2007, 04:56:56 PM »
a fork can double as a spoon
but a spoon can't double as a fork.


but yeah, i choose a Spork
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Re: if you could only use one utensil for the rest of your life...
« Reply #19 on: August 28, 2007, 07:07:02 PM »
i thought the dish ran away with the spoon.... but id pick fork anyways.
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Re: if you could only use one utensil for the rest of your life...
« Reply #20 on: August 28, 2007, 07:30:07 PM »
A cast iron spork.
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Re: if you could only use one utensil for the rest of your life...
« Reply #21 on: August 28, 2007, 07:43:24 PM »
a 3oz ladle.

It'd be so akward trying to eat a tough steak with a ladle, it'd be the gnarliest
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Re: if you could only use one utensil for the rest of your life...
« Reply #22 on: August 28, 2007, 08:33:22 PM »
Spoork ftw
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Re: if you could only use one utensil for the rest of your life...
« Reply #23 on: August 28, 2007, 08:36:17 PM »
no sporks allowed, thats cheating
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Re: if you could only use one utensil for the rest of your life...
« Reply #24 on: August 28, 2007, 09:08:21 PM »
a spork with a self made knife handle.
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Re: if you could only use one utensil for the rest of your life...
« Reply #25 on: August 29, 2007, 02:35:57 AM »
Swiss army knife  ;D
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Re: if you could only use one utensil for the rest of your life...
« Reply #26 on: August 29, 2007, 03:33:18 AM »
cheese grader + end of table
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Re: if you could only use one utensil for the rest of your life...
« Reply #27 on: August 29, 2007, 12:48:33 PM »
A really large knife. Most things you eat with a spoon aren't that great anyways. You could cut up your steak with a knife and just use your hands after.
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Re: if you could only use one utensil for the rest of your life...
« Reply #28 on: August 29, 2007, 01:25:09 PM »
knife.  killing and cutting  FTW!

i could always care myself a spoon like utensil and make chopsticks using some twigs with my trusty knife. 
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