Author Topic: JESSICA ALBA (Read 1117 times)

Asian Temptation. · « **on:** November 21, 2007, 05:55:53 AM »

http://www.boston.com/ae/celebrity/articles/2007/08/10/jessica_alba_herpes_claim/

spungo · « **Reply #1 on:** November 21, 2007, 07:08:36 AM »

bummer. I thought it was funny when Paris Hilton was exposed but this makes me a little sad in the pants.

Joshewuhh · « **Reply #2 on:** November 21, 2007, 07:11:15 AM »

i'm at work.
what is it?

loophole · « **Reply #3 on:** November 21, 2007, 07:12:30 AM »

herpes'd

Bipsmound · « **Reply #4 on:** November 21, 2007, 07:15:22 AM »

It's not meatspin or nothin. My friend saw her at a basketball game a little while ago... possible cause of her herpes? Just the word herpes makes me think of a green, rotting vag. Also, it's rad when you see personal ads in the paper when the first thing they mention is that they have herpes.

Sony MDR V2 headphones · « **Reply #5 on:** November 21, 2007, 07:17:21 AM »

My boner just deflated with sorrow.

max power · « **Reply #6 on:** November 21, 2007, 07:17:54 AM »

Quote from: Bipsmound on November 21, 2007, 07:15:22 AM

It's not meatspin or nothin. My friend saw her at a basketball game a little while ago... possible cause of her herpes? Just the word herpes makes me think of a green, rotting vag. Also, it's rad when you see personal ads in the paper when the first thing they mention is that they have herpes.

there's herpes dating sites out there, too.

loophole · « **Reply #7 on:** November 21, 2007, 07:22:50 AM »

Quote from: Bipsmound on November 21, 2007, 07:15:22 AM

My friend saw her at a basketball game a little while ago... possible cause of her herpes?

proof that teamsports are bad for you

jrock · « **Reply #8 on:** November 21, 2007, 07:25:02 AM »

it could be for oral herpes. 4 or out 5 people have that.

fast! · « **Reply #9 on:** November 21, 2007, 07:47:40 AM »

as bad as it sounds thats what condoms are for.

plus i wouldn't turn down a blowjob from her.....that is unless she had visible sores on her mouth.

deep · « **Reply #10 on:** November 21, 2007, 08:06:00 AM »

did she really have to let everyone know?

RRRRRAD · « **Reply #11 on:** November 21, 2007, 08:15:52 AM »

daughhh

Zurg · « **Reply #12 on:** November 21, 2007, 08:56:55 AM »

i guess this means better odds. so, score!

Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace · « **Reply #13 on:** November 21, 2007, 09:04:53 AM »

not totally a dealbreaker...

sanch · « **Reply #14 on:** November 21, 2007, 09:43:50 AM »

well I guess I might get my chance after all.

CRO MAG · « **Reply #15 on:** November 21, 2007, 09:46:49 AM »

Jessica Alba sucks and this revelation only makes her more unattractive.

bobby hill · « **Reply #16 on:** November 21, 2007, 09:47:02 AM »

I call BS.

sanch · « **Reply #17 on:** November 21, 2007, 09:51:35 AM »

Quote from: CRO MAG on November 21, 2007, 09:46:49 AM

Jessica Alba sucks and this revelation only makes her more unattractive.

You're fucking trippin. She has the finest face in Hollywood.

It was her ungrateful snitch ass assistant that spilled the beans. What a loser and backstabber.

MattG · « **Reply #18 on:** November 21, 2007, 10:03:56 AM »

Quote from: sanch on November 21, 2007, 09:51:35 AM

Quote from: CRO MAG on November 21, 2007, 09:46:49 AM
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Jessica Alba sucks and this revelation only makes her more unattractive.

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You're fucking trippin. She has the finest face in Hollywood.

It was her ungrateful snitch ass assistant that spilled the beans. What a loser and backstabber.

got that right.