Donald Trump Mega Tip

[Sleazy]

[WonkaBar]

flattery really will get you everywhere. im gonna have to learn some pointers from this billy d fella

[ahlee]

i wish i had the ability to do that.

[brooklyn brawler]

Now that waitress divorced her husband, left her kids, went to Vegas, lost it all, and is now homeless and addicted to crack.


Thanks Donald. You ruined her life.

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

I like the fact that he put a slash through the cents section. "I'll give you a ten thousand dollar tip, but if you even think about adding one goddamn penny to it, they'll know!"
I've heard he does this kind of shit. Smart P.R. He looks both powerful and like a likable guy- two ways he would gladly pay that money to look like.

[cahl]

i'd be so  and  if i was the co worker of that waiter

[tysj!]

Now that waitress divorced her husband, left her kids, went to Vegas, lost it all, and is now homeless and addicted to crack.


Thanks Donald. You ruined her life.

Worst part is, the server was once a guy named Billy. 

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

i'd be so  and  if i was the co worker of that waiter

Its one of those things where you'd be hyped for a second, then you'd realize you get nothing out of the deal. Like when one of my friends found $10,000 in 20's in an envelope stashed in a couch he bought at a second hand store. Hyped for a second, then I realized I didn't make anything, and was kinda hyped for them, but not as much anymore.

[brooklyn brawler]

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Now that waitress divorced her husband, left her kids, went to Vegas, lost it all, and is now homeless and addicted to crack.


Thanks Donald. You ruined her life.

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Worst part is, the server was once a guy named Billy. 

...and she kept the dick.

[Sleazy]

i'd be so  and  if i was the co worker of that waiter

imagine if the hostess fucked up the rotation and you missed your turn and thus got the fat chich that was just having a cup of soup with water with lots of lemons instead of mr. trump

also, wonder what the tip out to the buser was?

here's some more details about it i guess from one of the waiters homies:

My friend Billy works at the Buffalo Club in Santa Monica. A couple days ago Donald Trump came in and left him a $10,000 tip! Wow! My friends think he's just trying to promote his celebrity Apprentice but whatever. Billy told me Donald hardly even talked to him until the end when he asked, "What's the biggest tip you ever got?" I guess Jerry Bruckheimer (sp?) comes in a lot and once tipped him $500 on a $1000 tab and Bill told him. Trump just wanted to show he's got the biggest dick!

[Bobby Peru]

2 iced tea $10.00? Fuck the Buffalo Club.

[donnie_murdo]

HAHAHAHA - he leave a $10,000 dollar tip but can't get a farmer off his land, now he's sulking like fuck about not being able to build a golf course in Aberdeen hahahahahahaha