My first band was called Broken Dreams. it was a rolling stones cover band. we only played basement shows at parties, but one time we got a drunk chick to dance naked while we were playing. our singer got to bang her afterwards.he is fucking awesome! he told us how he farted mid-sex and she was really into it and she was saying it smelt nice and shit. chicks are sometimes regular when they drink.
it all started when i was in class listening to the stones with earphones (i had long hair so the teacher didnt know i was rockin' out). then the hottest girl in class came in late, with a fucking stones t-shirt. then my teacher showed us a slide of a ground fall, and i saw small stones rolling. then i got a text from one of my buddies. "lets start a rolling stones cover band mang". i was amazed. was god telling me to start a rolling stones cover band? i got so excited that i felt like being a prick to the teacher to release some energy. i stood up and said "I, am starting a rock and roll band. If any of you fucks want to join, come a long with me." i thought that maybe i was taking my excitement too far, so i kind of froze and realized that i might be making a fool out of myself. then this quiet guy in class stood up. he is seen as a quiet creep, and i when ever i saw him he was always alone, and sometimes giggling. he wore t-shirts of demons killing each other and shit. he seemed like a real creep. he said "fuck this shit, lets start the band." and then started walking towards the door. i followed him, and the teacher tried to stop us but she was an old washed out cunt, so i told her that rock n roll is ready to be made. the next day, i was sent to the principle's office.
after me and the school creep got out, he told me that he played drums, and he wanted to get girls by amusing them with his instrument abilities. he told me that girls easily fall in love with guys rocking out to instruments. he said he had a practice space at his place and that i could go over there and practice with him. i was a little creeped out to be honest, but i wasnt going to let this perfect chance go. i txted my friend, and told him that we dont even need to buy fuckin instruments. then i asked the kid if he liked the rolling stones, and he said "mmm, the rolling stones. Sarah was wearing a rolling stones t shirt today" and started giggling.
my friend was in the toilet skipping class so we went to get him to start the revolution. it stank like rotten eggs in there, but he didnt give a fuck. he played tetris on his gameboy a lot in there. especially in math class. most of his teachers are convinced that he has severe stomach problems.
we got to the washroom and my friend came out. he smelt like an egg with shit on it, but i didnt give a fuck. we then started walking to the creep kids house. the creep explained to my friend how he has a studio at home, and that he can play the drums and he wants to start a rock n roll band to get girls. my friend was pretty into the idea. i said i wanted to play guitar, and so my friend said he will play bass. we had always talked about starting a band, but we never got around to doing it. especially since we are both really into skating and all. so we get to the kids house, and we take our shoes off and he guides us to his studio.
it turned out to be his room, and he had a shitty drum kit and an acoustic guitar, and a bass with a small amp that looked broken. what was even more disappointing, or disturbing was the fact that he had blown up the class picture and taken all the faces of the hot girls in class, and had a bunch of posters of bikini girls that he pasted the heads of the girls onto. some of them looked real. one was of sarah spreading, and i admit, i kind of wanted to take it home. despite how disappointing and creepy this all was, it made me think of the possibilities of fucking sarah. my friend said "what the fuck is this you creep? lets go man", but i said wait a minute, lets just learn one song, to see what its like to play rock 'n' fuckn' roll. i picked up the acoustic guitar, and started pretending to do a guitar solo. i was sitting on his bed so i started moving up and down really fast and started makind ape sounds. i was pretending to be an ape playing a guitar solo. my friend laughed a little bit, but the creep didnt seem to be paying attention. i stopped, and asked if we could borrow instruments. he didnt answer, so i asked again. he still wasnt responding so i said "hey!" and pushed him. then he started laughing and saying "yeah i practice everyday. you like that? oh yeah baby, you know what stick i practice with the most? mmmm yeah that one. aaww yeah". me and my friend started laughing, and then he suddenly snapped out of it. then we asked him what was up but he said "oh yeah, sure, you can borrow them for as long as you want. we need to make this happen."
after nights of toking and practicing the guitar, i could finally play a rolling stones song. we all got together, and practiced playing it as a band. one problem. we didnt have a singer. none of us wanted to sing, so the next day at school we all wore t-shirts that said "PLEASE BE THE VOCALIST FOR OUR ROLLING STONES COVER BAND". after school ended i went to the creeps house because we had band practice that day. i didnt have any luck with my t-shirt advertizement, so i was feeling a little let down. then the creep had a wonderful surprise. he had found the perfect guy. he said he always sings rolling stones songs in the shower, and he would like to get girls with us by covering songs by them. he had bleached hair, and had a lot of muscle.
after a months practice, we were ready for our first show. we played it at my friends basement infront of 12 people. surprisingly the vocalist already got pussy, and it raised our hopes for more pussy to come. we practiced even harder after that, and pretty soon after that we were able to play 10 rolling stones songs, and one weird al yankovic song for fun and jokes. we played 4 more shows, and the vocalist got 4 more pussies. what we didnt realize is that the vocalist was the only handsome one in the band, and me and the other 2 members looked pretty funny in the mirror. i didnt think looks were such a big thing till i joined the band. we had fun and all, but since we i wasnt getting any pussy, i decided to quit. then my friend quit. the vocalist now plays bob dylan songs on an acoustic guitar at parties. he went out with sarah too. i dont really like him any more.
now i mainly stick to skating, but ive been in a few cover bands since just because the opportunities came up, but i still will never forget about my first band Broken Dreams.
any of you have stories to share about your band experiences?
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