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Happy Go Skateboarding with your Father's Day
« on: June 21, 2009, 08:13:09 AM »
Ah fathers day.... the one day a year I can sleep until 10. Happy fathers day to all the other dads.

I got the best present ever yesterday. My son (who has autism) has been playing soccer for 3 seasons now. Yesterday was his last game of the season and the last game in the Kindergarten league. He has never scored a goal or come even real close. His issues make him... not the best athalete. Anyway, on the way to the game yesterday he says to me "it's ok if I don't score a goal this year". I felt shitty for him because he REALLY wanted a goal this season and I knew he was bummed.

Long story short he scored a goal in his final game. He got a break away and banged it in from outside the goalie box. You would have thought we won the world cup the way all of the parents reacted. Everyone was so hyped for him. It was great.

ANYWAY... you little scrubs better do something good for your dad today and appreciate the fact that he knocked up your mom all those years ago.

Dad apreesh, let's hear it.

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Re: Happy Go Skateboarding with your Father's Day
« Reply #1 on: June 21, 2009, 08:16:52 AM »
i made my dad breakfast.
at lunch he shouted at me and nearly hit me because i was giving my mother constuctive criticism on her computer's file organisation.

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Re: Happy Go Skateboarding with your Father's Day
« Reply #2 on: June 21, 2009, 08:40:10 AM »
Thats a nice story.

I went to Wal-Mart and picked my step pop up a card and bought myself the new Thrasher, that's about it.

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Re: Happy Go Skateboarding with your Father's Day
« Reply #3 on: June 21, 2009, 08:48:52 AM »
That's a rad story. Today, I'm probably gonna watch some TV with dad and than go to borders and grab a book for him. It's 100 degrees today, no way I'm skating anytime before 7.
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Re: Happy Go Skateboarding with your Father's Day
« Reply #4 on: June 21, 2009, 10:04:45 AM »
That story is actually amazing.  :'(


My dad lives far and I'm real poor so I just sent a card.

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Re: Happy Go Skateboarding with your Father's Day
« Reply #5 on: June 21, 2009, 10:07:33 AM »
I got to sleep in and woke up to a card hand made by my little guy. Hopefully I can cop a fathers day BJ form the wifey. Plus im throwing an event today with some local brands at our ghetto spot. Lots of beers and BBQ, plus a best trick comp for cash.

No Comply, congrats to you and your boy. The world needs more fathers like you man.

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Re: Happy Go Skateboarding with your Father's Day
« Reply #6 on: June 21, 2009, 10:12:44 AM »
This is the toughest yet most rewarding endeavor I've ever taken on. I wouldn't trade it for anything. Props to all the daddies!

 
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Re: Happy Go Skateboarding with your Father's Day
« Reply #7 on: June 21, 2009, 11:20:34 AM »
Hopefully I can cop a fathers day BJ form the wifey.
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No Comply, congrats to you and your boy. The world needs more fathers like you man.
whoa... I'm blushing haha
thanks guys

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Re: Happy Go Skateboarding with your Father's Day
« Reply #8 on: June 21, 2009, 11:23:19 AM »
happy fathers day to all the dads on here.

You guys give me hope for my future.


heres to the RAD DADS!

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Re: Happy Go Skateboarding with your Father's Day
« Reply #9 on: June 21, 2009, 01:13:01 PM »
sick thread.

im heading over to my dads in a few to grab some dinner and drink some beer.

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Re: Happy Go Skateboarding with your Father's Day
« Reply #10 on: June 21, 2009, 04:01:20 PM »
Had a BBQ with my dad.

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Re: Happy Go Skateboarding with your Father's Day
« Reply #11 on: June 21, 2009, 05:06:39 PM »
I made a nice fathers day card but ended up giving it to my girlfriend. I felt bad so I bought my dad a pizza.

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Re: Happy Go Skateboarding with your Father's Day
« Reply #12 on: June 21, 2009, 06:04:13 PM »
"You were such a shitty parent that your kid couldn't even make it to term A guy who killed his child before it could be born because he was so shitty didn't do anything wrong.You know how the rest of us became positive members of society BY NOT BEING PIECES OF SHIT IN THE FIRST PLACE"-Ronald Reagon

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Re: Happy Go Skateboarding with your Father's Day
« Reply #13 on: June 21, 2009, 07:29:48 PM »
Father's day meant alot more to me this year than any prior.
See, my dad is dying from lung cancer and heart disease.
He lives on an oxygen pump and can't hardly leave the house.
Well, I was out of town all weekend, but came home early this morning to spend the day with him.
We sat outside and bbq'd while drinking some beers together and just talking.
Then we went inside and watched a documentary on Vietnam and the Marines, b/c he was a Marine in Vietnam.
He then showed me some Military pictures of him I had never seen.
No fancy, shallow gifts, no bullshit, just me and my dad hanging out together.
So glad we got to do this today.
I get to see Devil semi regularly and his little dude is rad as hell. My wife and I aren't into having little ones, but that'll give me more time to be a god uncle and teach Devil's spawn to slang weed.

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Re: Happy Go Skateboarding with your Father's Day
« Reply #14 on: June 21, 2009, 07:31:06 PM »
Ah fathers day.... the one day a year I can sleep until 10. Happy fathers day to all the other dads.

I got the best present ever yesterday. My son (who has autism) has been playing soccer for 3 seasons now. Yesterday was his last game of the season and the last game in the Kindergarten league. He has never scored a goal or come even real close. His issues make him... not the best athalete. Anyway, on the way to the game yesterday he says to me "it's ok if I don't score a goal this year". I felt shitty for him because he REALLY wanted a goal this season and I knew he was bummed.

Long story short he scored a goal in his final game. He got a break away and banged it in from outside the goalie box. You would have thought we won the world cup the way all of the parents reacted. Everyone was so hyped for him. It was great.

ANYWAY... you little scrubs better do something good for your dad today and appreciate the fact that he knocked up your mom all those years ago.

Dad apreesh, let's hear it.

And for the record, that's one of the best things I have ever read.
Pretty touching.
Happy Father's day man!
I get to see Devil semi regularly and his little dude is rad as hell. My wife and I aren't into having little ones, but that'll give me more time to be a god uncle and teach Devil's spawn to slang weed.

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Re: Happy Go Skateboarding with your Father's Day
« Reply #15 on: June 21, 2009, 07:39:01 PM »
i bought my dad a copy of Dr. Strangelove and grilled him some baby back ribs


he deserved it
if post- retirement duke nukem bagged that azz i have a chance too

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Re: Happy Go Skateboarding with your Father's Day
« Reply #16 on: June 21, 2009, 08:03:09 PM »
i texted my dad happy fathers day from my room.
No holds barred, til labias say "free us"
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Re: Happy Go Skateboarding with your Father's Day
« Reply #17 on: June 21, 2009, 08:31:52 PM »
I don't know where the fuck my real dad is so fuck him.
But I just cracked a few Coors Lites and chilled with my step-dad watching old war movies.
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Re: Happy Go Skateboarding with your Father's Day
« Reply #18 on: June 21, 2009, 08:35:02 PM »
i carved his name into the back of my leg

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Re: Happy Go Skateboarding with your Father's Day
« Reply #19 on: June 23, 2009, 09:52:43 PM »
I was supposed to stop playing hockey this year cause my Pops is short on cash and works his ass off.
He was bummin' WAYYY more than I was because he grew up in Canada and hockey is something we can bond over.
So being some a**hole 13 year old rat I bugged enough businesses and organizations into buying ad space in our media guide at 50 bucks a pop. It took me fuckin' 78 hours and 47.5 minutes but i sold fuckin $6000 so I pay for all my expenses and more. I told him today and he cried he was so happy. Fuck yeah.

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Re: Happy Go Skateboarding with your Father's Day
« Reply #20 on: June 23, 2009, 10:01:28 PM »
Rad story no comply, im really hyped for you and your son, I remember that pic you had on your avatar with you and him riding the ramp always got me hyped

My dad moved 2 years ago so I only see him once or twice a year which sucks but itll just continue to be like that as time goes on, got to talk to him on the phone though which is rad the seas have been pretty rocky with us lately

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Re: Happy Go Skateboarding with your Father's Day
« Reply #21 on: June 23, 2009, 10:08:44 PM »
I like the story.

but fuck fathers day, my dad's dead, and fuck go skateboarding day. I spent my day eating kfc fried chicken and getting shitty drunk.

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Re: Happy Go Skateboarding with your Father's Day
« Reply #22 on: June 24, 2009, 09:29:26 AM »
Father's day meant alot more to me this year than any prior.
See, my dad is dying from lung cancer and heart disease.
He lives on an oxygen pump and can't hardly leave the house.
Well, I was out of town all weekend, but came home early this morning to spend the day with him.
We sat outside and bbq'd while drinking some beers together and just talking.
Then we went inside and watched a documentary on Vietnam and the Marines, b/c he was a Marine in Vietnam.
He then showed me some Military pictures of him I had never seen.
No fancy, shallow gifts, no bullshit, just me and my dad hanging out together.
So glad we got to do this today.
Your dad is fucking cool. Super stoked that I finally met the guy.

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Re: Happy Go Skateboarding with your Father's Day
« Reply #23 on: June 24, 2009, 03:41:46 PM »
went to a family reunioin with him, we fished and shit. pretty fun


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