ex girlfriends

[sage]

This thread is actually pretty hilarious. Now I'm kinda curious because I don't remember what my scores were, can you look up scores from like 4 years ago on there?

[water cooler]

im not sure if this thread is still meant to be on topic or if its just those babboon pictures. but my ex girlfriend of about a  year and a half lives 3000 miles away from me now. she cnt stop calling me and talking to me for an hour and a haf at a time, sometimes about how she hates her current boyfriend and likes me way better and about how shes pregnant(with my baby for the second time, but she has to let the current boyfriend think its his, which is a good thing because he can pay for the abortion this time). its one of the only things that really depresses me these days. old girlfriends do suck, especially ones that area REALLY old, like 94 years

[grimcity]

water cooler, two things:

1. I'm total bromo for you.
2. You should probably move to a different country.

[EricLogan]

did you just say she's 94 years old? if so, you can probably bank on the pregnancy killing her

[starvingrobot]

did you just say she's 94 years old? if so, you can probably bank on the pregnancy killing her

LOL That's what I made out of it too.

[beardface]

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No, but that would be funny. It was out of 1600

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Haha, no. The new sat is out of 2400, 800 + 800 + 800= 2400. The old SAT was out of 1600, when there were only 2 subjects.
Oh well, nice seeing you again buddy.

thank you, turkeylurkey. thank you. a great reward awaits you in heaven.

[EricLogan]

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[nice weather]

let's salute him with 1550 out of 2400 antique gunshots.

[burm]

I came in to this thread to badmouth bitches, noticed Diego's name and thougt "wow, when did that fucking bitch focus himself?". Turns out I was about to find out. Pure epic.

[grimcity]

I came in to this thread to badmouth bitches, noticed Diego's name and thougt "wow, when did that fucking bitch focus himself?". Turns out I was about to find out. Pure epic.

It's always a bit striking when some of the personalities that come on kind'a strong are so quick to focus... like him and Dr. Newton. Others have focused for whatever reasons, but it's funny when online tough guys get thin skinned and butt hurt over one thread.

On topic: almost every ex girlfriend I know of that I have on FB is a divorced mom "seeking: men", except for a couple that are married with full on families, and one who figured out she was lesbian. I can't help but wonder if I assisted with her realization that she wasn't into dudes. haha

[Narcissus]

Two of mine got married recently (not to each other, but whoa, that'd be sick)...Got to slow dance with one of 'em at the wedding. Ex girlfriends look pretty hot in wedding dresses.

Pretty much stayed friendly with almost every girl I've ever dated and/or casually exchanged fluids with....

But for the special 1 or 2 that turned out to be cunts:



And, Diego sure blew a lot of smoke, but sometimes he said some interesting shit.

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

Pretty much stayed friendly with almost every girl I've ever dated and/or casually exchanged fluids with....

Really? even one night stand types? Gnarly. I am still on talking terms with only one ex, and even that is few and far between. Once we have peaked I generally don't stick around for the decline. One night stand type situations I don't talk to afterwards almost as a rule. Its kind of fucked up, but nothing good comes out of that. If we work together or are in a situation where we see eachother often, I'll be friendly, but that's why I tend to avoid the one night things with girls I already know or plan to be around more. Nothing is worse than having a one night stand see you walking down the street and start coming at you like you are long lost lovers.

[floop]

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I came in to this thread to badmouth bitches, noticed Diego's name and thougt "wow, when did that fucking bitch focus himself?". Turns out I was about to find out. Pure epic.

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On topic: almost every ex girlfriend I know of that I have on FB is a divorced mom "seeking: men", except for a couple that are married with full on families, and one who figured out she was lesbian. I can't help but wonder if I assisted with her realization that she wasn't into dudes. haha

3 different girls i dated went on to become lesbians.  not sure what that says about me, but it is a humorous factoid to bring up during dinner conversations.  or at the beginning of new relationships. hehe

personally i don't believe in staying friends with ex girlfriends.  ones that were actually girlfriends that you had any kind of long term relationship with.  just never works

[jack burton]

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lulzzzzz. this thread is the prime example of the fact that there is no such thing as a bread thread(not that this is one of them) because some thing funny normally comes from it.

[Narcissus]

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Pretty much stayed friendly with almost every girl I've ever dated and/or casually exchanged fluids with....

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Really? even one night stand types? Gnarly. I am still on talking terms with only one ex, and even that is few and far between. Once we have peaked I generally don't stick around for the decline. One night stand type s I don't talk to afterwards almost as a rule. Its kind of fucked up, but nothing good comes out of that. If we work together or are in a where we see eachother often, I'll be friendly, but that's why I tend to avoid the one night things with girls I already know or plan to be around more. Nothing is worse than having a one night stand see you walking down the street and start coming at you like you are long lost lovers.

Yea, I'm not sure how it happened, I didn't necessarily seek it out, but it's not a bad thing at all. As bad as it gets is this one chick who I sort of wish I hadn't boned just because it was entirely meaningless. She was like, "Yo, let's bone," and I agreed. Weird.

I once dumped a girl I fuckin loved for an ex and the next day she told me that she hated me, but then we hooked up several years later and both agreed that we were probably still crushing each other really hard. No love lost, I guess.

 

[burm]

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Pretty much stayed friendly with almost every girl I've ever dated and/or casually exchanged fluids with....

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Really? even one night stand types? Gnarly. I am still on talking terms with only one ex, and even that is few and far between. Once we have peaked I generally don't stick around for the decline. One night stand type s I don't talk to afterwards almost as a rule. Its kind of fucked up, but nothing good comes out of that. If we work together or are in a where we see eachother often, I'll be friendly, but that's why I tend to avoid the one night things with girls I already know or plan to be around more. Nothing is worse than having a one night stand see you walking down the street and start coming at you like you are long lost lovers.

Hooking up with girls that go to the same school as me usually proved to do more harm than good. Luckily all those bitches have graduated already, so I no longer have to see them around the halls. I tend to have nothing but deep resentment towards every ex, because it's easier that way and I don't have to feel like a failure.

[EricLogan]

I know a guy that seems to scrictly fuck co workers, it's like he lives for awkward moments and screaming arguments in public