Guaranteed System Flush?

[Geddy]

I finally got a job offered to me after months of looking for one. My girlfriends grandma, who is the manager, told me to apply and she'd hire me for sure, but i need to pass a drug test. Anyone know of anything that's guaranteed to work in about a day?

[noileum]

if you've only got a day you're pretty much shit out of luck I'd say.  Unless it's a urine test and you can sneak in a bag of someone's clean piss and use that . . . . .

oh and shave your head incase they test your hair

[324]

I had a friend pass a piss test with water alone. You have to drink gallons and time it right. Maybe take some B12 to add color. My last job did a cheek swab, if you only have a day brush your gums and cheeks like crazy and knock out the skin cells.

[Euclid]

if you do drugs you dont deserve the job

[rawbertson.]

fuck USA why dont u go live in nazi germany

[Mein Fuhrer! I can walk!]

Drink your own semen, duh

[rawbertson.]

Drink your own semen, duh

you're learnin quick