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Geddy

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Guaranteed System Flush?
« on: August 29, 2010, 10:28:45 PM »
I finally got a job offered to me after months of looking for one. My girlfriends grandma, who is the manager, told me to apply and she'd hire me for sure, but i need to pass a drug test. Anyone know of anything that's guaranteed to work in about a day?

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Re: Guaranteed System Flush?
« Reply #1 on: August 29, 2010, 11:25:34 PM »
if you've only got a day you're pretty much shit out of luck I'd say.  Unless it's a urine test and you can sneak in a bag of someone's clean piss and use that . . . . .

oh and shave your head incase they test your hair

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Re: Guaranteed System Flush?
« Reply #2 on: August 30, 2010, 04:52:40 AM »
I had a friend pass a piss test with water alone. You have to drink gallons and time it right. Maybe take some B12 to add color. My last job did a cheek swab, if you only have a day brush your gums and cheeks like crazy and knock out the skin cells.

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Re: Guaranteed System Flush?
« Reply #3 on: August 30, 2010, 08:02:00 AM »
if you do drugs you dont deserve the job

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Re: Guaranteed System Flush?
« Reply #4 on: August 30, 2010, 09:41:31 AM »
fuck USA why dont u go live in nazi germany

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Re: Guaranteed System Flush?
« Reply #5 on: August 30, 2010, 09:48:21 AM »
Drink your own semen, duh

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Re: Guaranteed System Flush?
« Reply #6 on: August 30, 2010, 09:50:59 AM »
Drink your own semen, duh

you're learnin quick