alright slap pals and slap foes, it's time to help me out on a tv series that will never get pitched, therefore it'll never get made. i'm thinking about a show that features a robot college party dude titled Brototype. let's say that his creator is an introverted, socially awkward mechanical genius who controls his brototype in order to experience all the glitz and glamor that college life has to offer, but he missed out on due to his nerdyness. think of all the fun you can have with brototype going to frat parties, murdering games of beer pong (brototype is ethanol fueled, of course), and slaying chix with his life like roboweiner (which never gets whiskey dick). i'm thinking that the first half of the season will be all fun and games, but by the second half the creator starts losing control of brototype. brototype starts going on benders that last way too many nights, which starts to give him hyperactivity causing his previously suppressed mental capabilities to go full throttle. this could mean that brototype would go all iRobot, or he could even be like robin williams in that one movie where he wants to become fully human and possibly settle down with a chill girl (one of his fuck buddies??)
now you guys gotta help me out with bro stereotypes that we can integrate into brototype's lifestyle. he obviously has white sunglasses and a backwards white cap, board shorts and thong sandals (all season), but he needs some more characteristics. long board and frisbee attachments are a must, but there's so much more you can do with it. also, try and spot out some inconsistencies; i want brototype to be as realistic as possible