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Re: Force Awakens Spoilers
« Reply #90 on: December 30, 2015, 09:49:06 PM »
Speaking of predictable, I thought this was a fun watch. Red Letter Media, the production company that produced those hilarious seven-part Star Wars prequel reviews, posted this video roughly two months ago, and through evaluating the few trailers available at the time successfully predicted pretty much every moment of The Force Awakens.


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Re: Force Awakens Spoilers
« Reply #91 on: December 30, 2015, 11:19:03 PM »
Good movie, but not great. The references to A New Hope got old quickly. I'm hoping the next two films get darker/grittier, but I feel that's doubtful. I think this film gets a pass because the prequels were just that bad. Maybe Disney can hit up David Lynch to see if he's still interested in directing a SW movie now that Lucas is out of the picture.

Despite all of that, it was still a good movie, and it was fun spacing out for a couple of hours. And if every future SW movie can be at least this good, fans will be stoked for, what appears to be, the rest of their lives:

http://www.wired.com/2015/11/building-the-star-wars-universe/
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Re: Force Awakens Spoilers
« Reply #92 on: December 31, 2015, 10:18:56 AM »
The guy that played Poe is just an overall good actor. Check out Ex Machina for another good performance he did. I can see him going places.




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Re: Force Awakens Spoilers
« Reply #93 on: January 02, 2016, 04:36:23 AM »
Speaking of predictable, I thought this was a fun watch. Red Letter Media, the production company that produced those hilarious seven-part Star Wars prequel reviews, posted this video roughly two months ago, and through evaluating the few trailers available at the time successfully predicted pretty much every moment of The Force Awakens.



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Re: Force Awakens Spoilers
« Reply #94 on: January 03, 2016, 12:57:38 AM »
i dont understand why ppl r hyped on star wars

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Re: Force Awakens Spoilers
« Reply #95 on: January 03, 2016, 02:33:55 AM »
i dont understand why ppl r hyped on star wars

Huge universe . Religions , different kinds of races and species of aliens . interesting technology in space ships , transportation and medical advancements . huge wars and conflicts , personal stories . Tons of books , animation ,video games ,  history , movies , series , comic books toys and movies about the universe .

you really cant see anything where people would be interested in Star Wars ?

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Re: Force Awakens Spoilers
« Reply #96 on: January 03, 2016, 08:49:45 AM »
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i dont understand why ppl r hyped on star wars
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Huge universe . Religions , different kinds of races and species of aliens . interesting technology in space ships , transportation and medical advancements . huge wars and conflicts , personal stories . Tons of books , animation ,video games ,  history , movies , series , comic books toys and movies about the universe .

It's cool.

you really cant see anything where people would be interested in Star Wars ?

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: Force Awakens Spoilers
« Reply #97 on: January 03, 2016, 12:13:17 PM »
Saw it with my dad last night which was cool because he took me to Empire 35 years ago, which was my first movie in a theater. I was going to bring my kids and make it a multigenerational thing but they were worried that it was going to be too scary.


It was enjoyable but I also thought that it was lame with how safe they played it and the 'hitting all the right beats' sucked out any surprise whatsoever. Essentially, it was just like J.J.'s Star Trek.


I liked Rey, Ren (mostly), their big showdown, Han. Poe seems like he'll be fun but did fuck all in this besides fly around and go "woo!" Finn was ok but his vacillating was obnoxious and didn't make much sense - he seems game one minute, then goes cowardly lion the next.


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Han also got a bunch of stupid lines, his introduction was stupid and forced, couldn't muster up gravitas when needed, interactions with Leia about their kid were off. How the fuck did they screw up parenting THAT badly?

Why are there no adults in the First Order? Is it like Facebook? I'm not that frightened by twenty somethings. That they are already such a force almost makes the first movies seem pointless. We already need a "resistance"? The Republic didn't learn anything?

The "Search for Luke" was goofy in and of itself.

If they weren't going to use Luke, they should have saved him for the next movie and ended 5 minutes sooner.

There were a lot of dull TV-like medium close up shots of people talking. Things that should have looked impressive like the battlefield ruins (which I thought looked neat on my iPad) didn't read well on screen. The Jakku budget was a few tents. Maz looked like something from a Del Toro movie and her section was unimpressive and paced strangely. Saber in a box? Awful.


There was just a sense of alien place or maybe even magic that was missing for me. Say what you will about the prequels, at least I felt transported somewhere, even if it was a place with people saying and doing dumb shit. Much of the time in TFA I just didn't feel like I was in the Star Wars universe.



I'll still be there for the next installments but I worry that Disney is going to run it like their comic franchises, giving a little, teasing the next, forever and ever. When you make a statement like "we are going to continue to make Star Wars movies long after you are dead", that doesn't really say "we have great stories to tell" but rather these widgets are gonna be worth$$$$$$$$$$$$$!!!!!!

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Re: Force Awakens Spoilers
« Reply #98 on: January 03, 2016, 11:30:59 PM »
I'll still be there for the next installments but I worry that Disney is going to run it like their comic franchises, giving a little, teasing the next, forever and ever. When you make a statement like "we are going to continue to make Star Wars movies long after you are dead", that doesn't really say "we have great stories to tell" but rather these widgets are gonna be worth$$$$$$$$$$$$$!!!!!!

Well said!
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Re: Force Awakens Spoilers
« Reply #99 on: January 04, 2016, 05:37:08 PM »

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Re: Force Awakens Spoilers
« Reply #100 on: January 04, 2016, 06:43:16 PM »
Alright, touché.

But at least Obi Wan had a good reason for having it unlike Maz "don't worry about how I got this, it was expedient for the plot" Katanta.

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Re: Force Awakens Spoilers
« Reply #101 on: January 05, 2016, 06:44:12 AM »
I was leaning toward Rey as Luke's daughter but now I'm buying this theory:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/ben-ostrower/rey-is-obi-wan-kenobis-granddaughter_b_8911656.html

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Re: Force Awakens Spoilers
« Reply #102 on: January 05, 2016, 07:15:17 AM »
Good movie, but not great. The references to A New Hope got old quickly. I'm hoping the next two films get darker/grittier, but I feel that's doubtful. I think this film gets a pass because the prequels were just that bad. Maybe Disney can hit up David Lynch to see if he's still interested in directing a SW movie now that Lucas is out of the picture.

It had to be pretty similar in tone to ANH. Prequels sucked and burned fans. Disney had to regain "trust" from the fanbase, while still being exciting enough to attract Star Wars first-timers. Would not be surprised or disappointed if the next one follows the formula for ESB.

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Re: Force Awakens Spoilers
« Reply #103 on: January 05, 2016, 07:45:10 AM »
I was leaning toward Rey as Luke's daughter but now I'm buying this theory:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/ben-ostrower/rey-is-obi-wan-kenobis-granddaughter_b_8911656.html

Most that stuff is really reaching

Anyways if the Clone wars are canon ( which I think it is ) Kenobis love was Satine Kryze who died with no children . he went into hiding after revenge of the sith  , but I guess he could have started a family .

I kinda hope they make her just a random kid who was strong with the force , she was at lukes new school but after it fell apart they had to hide the survivors . Too many people related to other people =p

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Re: Force Awakens Spoilers
« Reply #104 on: January 06, 2016, 12:51:35 PM »
I was leaning toward Rey as Luke's daughter but now I'm buying this theory:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/ben-ostrower/rey-is-obi-wan-kenobis-granddaughter_b_8911656.html

i wasn't being a dick... (i wouldn't throw shade to any of you motherfuckers in this thread)... i had the same thought and saw someone post a similar photo somewhere else. shut me up a bit.

i am fully on board with her being related to Obi Wan instead... one of the many things we talked about after seeing it a second time.

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Re: Force Awakens Spoilers
« Reply #105 on: January 06, 2016, 03:38:12 PM »
That's cool, I wasn't butthurt. That post said touche when I typed it and the iPad added the accent mark which the board can't handle so it looks like "touch?" which sounds like a strange comeback.

The fact the Obi Wan supposedly never dipped his wick (not in canon, maybe in fanfic!) is enough to shut this idea down for some but I think this sounds plausible.
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Re: Force Awakens Spoilers
« Reply #106 on: January 07, 2016, 10:48:03 AM »
Who's got a good site for streaming movies? I just bought a chromecast and am looking to stream some movies.

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Re: Force Awakens Spoilers
« Reply #107 on: January 07, 2016, 12:09:04 PM »
pubfilm.com is okay. I'm sure there are better.

Rey being Obi Wan's granddaughter is really, really stupid. That would make less sense than her just being some girl. Obi Wan never ever mentioned anything about a family or children, and isn't that against the Jedi code he was so devoted to? I don't know a lot about that stuff so that's a real question. It would be supremely tacked on and have no relevance to anything. Obi Wan was an old man who died a long time ago in-universe, his story is over, so for him to suddenly have not only had children but not grand-children is ridiculous. Ridiculous for a story about space apes and inter-galactic nazis.

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Re: Force Awakens Spoilers
« Reply #108 on: January 07, 2016, 12:19:14 PM »
wouldn't be the first time a jedi renounced his faith for the almighty snatch

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Re: Force Awakens Spoilers
« Reply #109 on: January 07, 2016, 12:26:29 PM »
Who's got a good site for streaming movies? I just bought a chromecast and am looking to stream some movies.

try getting the kodi app for your chromecast. theres a bunch of different add ons that work through kodi for movies and tv. i use it a lot and it works pretty well. newer blockbusters take a bit longer to come in higher quality though. i havent tried it with star wars yet, but jurassic park took a few weeks before i could get a watchable quality.


edit: i dont know shit about chromecast. i thought it had its own interface or something, thats why i mentioned getting an app. all you need is kodi on your computer or tablet or whatever and you can cast it to your tv.
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Re: Force Awakens Spoilers
« Reply #110 on: January 07, 2016, 01:51:28 PM »
saw it, it was ight. Something was missing. Didn't feel grand enough, maybe. Saw the preview to that new Leo movie, tho. Mos def gonna see that. thats my dude
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Re: Force Awakens Spoilers
« Reply #111 on: January 07, 2016, 02:55:15 PM »
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Who's got a good site for streaming movies? I just bought a chromecast and am looking to stream some movies.
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try getting the kodi app for your chromecast. theres a bunch of different add ons that work through kodi for movies and tv. i use it a lot and it works pretty well. newer blockbusters take a bit longer to come in higher quality though. i havent tried it with star wars yet, but jurassic park took a few weeks before i could get a watchable quality.


edit: i dont know shit about chromecast. i thought it had its own interface or something, thats why i mentioned getting an app. all you need is kodi on your computer or tablet or whatever and you can cast it to your tv.


i use Kodi and Popcorn Time to stream things i don't already have downloaded.  I back Popcorn Time HARD.  You can't get it from the app store... you must get it from their site.  Google it.

To play stuff I have already on my network, I use a Chrome app called "VideoStream" or PLEX.  It's so easy to play your existing cache of pirated shit on your Chromecast, i laugh who fuck with anything other than a Chromecast.



 



There's a new cam version of TFA out as of 3 days ago, with slightly better picture, and MUCH better audio FYI
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