Dear mods. Plz choose an avatar for me.

[Mongoloid]

So I'm drunk, and my eyesight is atrocious.

I realize I can't be fucked to sort through this rightnow, but feel a desperate need for a visual representation of my slap "persona". Why yes yes I realize I've not yet established myself, nor is that even remotely overwhelmingly a concern, but I wondered if a mod would be so kind as to choose an avatar for me? The only requirement are that there are none. Since the name is Mongoloid anything on the regular end of the spectrum will suffice.

Thanks!

[Joust Ostrich]

[straight]

[Mongoloid]

Pulsating butthole would be much better if it was releasing some sort of projectile.

An actual Mongol is a step in the right direction I think.

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

[ducky darnsworth]

[Mongoloid]

These are good! I will come to some sort of decision in the near future.

I was kind of hoping one of the mods would just give me something without my knowledge or choosing.

*Sorted, thanks folks! Booji Boy it is! Thank you for your time*