Nike Rep,
May you get ran over by a 300lb jogger in the street wearing nike running shoes in the midst of night, followed by an angry Chinese woman dumping boiling soup, pho, or chicken broth upon your leathered face, revenge for her childrens lives of starved child labor.
Sincerely,
Streetsoup
Might be harsh actually. Just leave skating like you did snowboarding... fat chance!