ARI SHAFFIR DISSES KOBE

[Fre$HPrince]

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Damn. You really are a kook. Just like your bro.

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WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU CALL ME! YOU DON'T WANT MY SMOKE DUDE. I WILL PUT YOU IN A FULL NELSON AND GIVE YOU THE WORLDS BIGGEST WEDGIE JUST CAUSE I CAN. SEND ME YOUR ADDRESS BRAH AND YOU WILL CATCH MY SMOKE. YOU DON'T WANT MY SMOKE BUT YOU CAN CATCH MY SMOKE

850 Bryant. Come find me. I want your smoke

[Rick_Kane]

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Can the mods please move this to the “whatever” section?

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And there’s already a thread about this in the “whatever” section.

https://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=108938.150

Thanks again, Slap's current resident noobie stick in the mud.

[Nicki]

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Can the mods please move this to the “whatever” section?

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And there’s already a thread about this in the “whatever” section.

https://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=108938.150

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Thanks again, Slap's current resident noobie stick in the mud.

Lol - thanks Richard, love u 2.

[Tuff Lover]

https://www.bonappetit.com/entertaining-style/trends-news/article/kobe-wagyu-steak-myths

 "Kobe Beef in the U.S. Is Basically a Huge Sham"

[Tracersbrother]

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Damn. You really are a kook. Just like your bro.

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WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU CALL ME! YOU DON'T WANT MY SMOKE DUDE. I WILL PUT YOU IN A FULL NELSON AND GIVE YOU THE WORLDS BIGGEST WEDGIE JUST CAUSE I CAN. SEND ME YOUR ADDRESS BRAH AND YOU WILL CATCH MY SMOKE. YOU DON'T WANT MY SMOKE BUT YOU CAN CATCH MY SMOKE

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850 Bryant. Come find me. I want your smoke

Thank you good sir. On my way to fight

[50mm]

Comedians are some of the most pretentious fucking people in entertainment. Only a few are tolerable. All they fucking do is jerk each other off and pat each other on the back for being comedians. Mother fuckers act like they are Socrates for telling a dick joke that only got a laugh because they said a bunch of dirty shit they think people have never heard before.

[Tracersbrother]

Comedians are some of the most pretentious fucking people in entertainment. Only a few are tolerable. All they fucking do is jerk each other off and pat each other on the back for being comedians. Mother fuckers act like they are Socrates for telling a dick joke that only got a laugh because they said a bunch of dirty shit they think people have never heard before.

Skate boarders are the most pretentious people bud. 95 percent of pros think they're too cool for school. Meanwhile they get paid 12000 dollars a year and live on a couch. Comedians are mostly insecure and need attention thats why they need to make people laugh. So people will love them. It's really cold outside. 50mm, you seem like a complete jock and probably has no friends am I right

[Alois Hitler Jr.]

thank god Ari is not white

[lady fanny]

thank god Ari is not white

what color are jews?

[Alois Hitler Jr.]

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thank god Ari is not white

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what color are jews?

sand nword

[thebacker]

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Damn. You really are a kook. Just like your bro.

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WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU CALL ME! YOU DON'T WANT MY SMOKE DUDE. I WILL PUT YOU IN A FULL NELSON AND GIVE YOU THE WORLDS BIGGEST WEDGIE JUST CAUSE I CAN. SEND ME YOUR ADDRESS BRAH AND YOU WILL CATCH MY SMOKE. YOU DON'T WANT MY SMOKE BUT YOU CAN CATCH MY SMOKE

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

[Agnarnomous]

I came here for useless wooden toy banter. Not TMZ pop culture hot takes from this jabroni. I want my money back

[50mm]

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Comedians are some of the most pretentious fucking people in entertainment. Only a few are tolerable. All they fucking do is jerk each other off and pat each other on the back for being comedians. Mother fuckers act like they are Socrates for telling a dick joke that only got a laugh because they said a bunch of dirty shit they think people have never heard before.

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Skate boarders are the most pretentious people bud. 95 percent of pros think they're too cool for school. Meanwhile they get paid 12000 dollars a year and live on a couch. Comedians are mostly insecure and need attention thats why they need to make people laugh. So people will love them. It's really cold outside. 50mm, you seem like a complete jock and probably has no friends am I right

Stop stalking me you fucking loser. All butt hurt because you can’t even talk shit properly. No shit most skaters have jockish behavior. Do you think me making that point about comedians means I don’t think anyone else is pretentious? Are you like fucking a comedian or struggling to put 5 minutes together?

[GAY]

Kobe beef is delicious and this guy sounds like another try hard vegan bitch.

[eranka]

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thank god Ari is not white

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what color are jews?

just wanted to say that in hebrew Ari Shafir translates to "benign lion".

[dooley]

Ari Shaffir filmed himself walking around the hood in a Klan outfit. He’s literally the Perez Hilton of real life and no one should take him seriously.

This is news to me but all in all, dudes who worship Joe Rogan/his entourage while acting "woke" are idiots. As if I trust Rogaine any more than Ted Bundy at the end of the day.

[Esmith5488]

Ari also dosed his friend  before a podcast. Seems like a real cool hang.

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Ari Shaffir filmed himself walking around the hood in a Klan outfit. He’s literally the Perez Hilton of real life and no one should take him seriously.

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This is news to me but all in all, dudes who worship Joe Rogan/his entourage while acting "woke" are idiots. As if I trust Rogaine any more than Ted Bundy at the end of the day.

Yeah this was like 15 years ago. His excuse is he’s Jewish so it’s cool. Couldn’t agree more with you. I used to listen off and on and used to listen to Joey Diaz until he started repeating the same old shit. Although I think Joey plays it up a lot. I emailed him once and he actually seemed like a cool dude. But fuck that whole crew.

[TastyBurrito]

Who? And who?

Failed internet celebrity. His “big” claim to fame was his internet channel aptly named “The Amazing Racist.”

He’d prank cultures in a racist way. I.e. Go to a sushi bar wearing full geisha makeup and garb while asking what kind of dog they have on the menu.

[Szechuan]

Ari also dosed his before a podcast. Seems like a real cool hang.

Bert was not hyped.

[dooley]

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Ari Shaffir filmed himself walking around the hood in a Klan outfit. He’s literally the Perez Hilton of real life and no one should take him seriously.

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This is news to me but all in all, dudes who worship Joe Rogan/his entourage while acting "woke" are idiots. As if I trust Rogaine any more than Ted Bundy at the end of the day.

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Yeah this was like 15 years ago. His excuse is he’s Jewish so it’s cool. Couldn’t agree more with you. I used to listen off and on and used to listen to Joey Diaz until he started repeating the same old shit. Although I think Joey plays it up a lot. I emailed him once and he actually seemed like a cool dude. But fuck that whole crew.

His only funny story is feeding a guard dog burgers to do a break-in, all the other ones are just about getting head from nasty chicks - he doesn't tell them too well either. I'm glad we're in agreement of this fuck Joe Rogaine sentiment, his whole woke shtick is not convincing and annoying.

Not even a fan of his stuff, but Joe is at least a real Boston comedian with multiple albums, the rest of them are mega-lames - one shitty joke then attempt a career of commercials/online sitcoms/host gigs. Bert Kreischer is particularly unfunny, all he does is giggle like a moron in high pitch - his one shtick.

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Ari Shaffir filmed himself walking around the hood in a Klan outfit. He’s literally the Perez Hilton of real life and no one should take him seriously.

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This is news to me but all in all, dudes who worship Joe Rogan/his entourage while acting "woke" are idiots. As if I trust Rogaine any more than Ted Bundy at the end of the day.

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Yeah this was like 15 years ago. His excuse is he’s Jewish so it’s cool. Couldn’t agree more with you. I used to listen off and on and used to listen to Joey Diaz until he started repeating the same old shit. Although I think Joey plays it up a lot. I emailed him once and he actually seemed like a cool dude. But fuck that whole crew.

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His only funny story is feeding a guard dog burgers to do a break-in, all the other ones are just about getting head from nasty chicks - he doesn't tell them too well either. I'm glad we're in agreement of this fuck Joe Rogaine sentiment, his whole woke shtick is not convincing and annoying.

Not even a fan of his stuff, but Joe is at least a real Boston comedian with multiple albums, the rest of them are mega-lames - one shitty joke then attempt a career of commercials/online sitcoms/host gigs. Bert Kreischer is particularly unfunny, all he does is giggle like a moron in high pitch - his one shtick.

I like his story about how he would mug gay dudes and one time he socked one, the dude just turned and gave him the worst ass beating of his life. That and this guy Carmine he used to have on that was a childhood friend. I love childhood trouble stories. But yeah a lot of repetition and stories changing. Horrible language and I only like the story because he got what he deserved so I’ll just post it.

[puff daddy]

Whatever this is about belongs in the Whatever section.