New Berrics segment previews/ website ideas

[GumOnMyGrip]

Big changes imminent. I have the inside…
Tristan Funkhouser’s funk hour.  Concept: two soap averse teams compete for last man standing.
                                               Setting : the warehouse in August with the doors shut and no air conditioning. One hour
                                               Head to head, no rest breaks. Bar Kays, Parliament etc… pumped on 10. Points awards
                                               for most permanent floor slam sweat stain. Best patchouli/ bong water scented rider,
                                                team award for most hangover puke rest breaks. Concussion = automatic win.
                                               Let’s goooo! First round Creature vs. Supra alum team. Hosted by T Funk.

Bobby P’s daily lotto draw.         Concept: revenue generator. Small Venmo donation of $2 gets you a virtual lottery ticket.
                                               Bobby Puleo will draw a number daily for prizes from the canteen.

North vs. South.                       Concept:  not the civil war, but better! Brazilian and other Southern Hemisphere skaters will
                                               compete against Northern Hemisphere skaters in a 60 sec timed and filmed run. The catch:
                                               Skaters will only be able to skate the course clockwise or counter clockwise according to
                                               which country they originated. Annual toilet bowl trophy for the winner.

Off the grid.                             Concept: Social media based “pros” will be taken to the north woods of Wisconsin and
                                               challenged to live with Parts and Hitz in a vacation cabin on a lake. No electricity, only
                                               Bratwurst, beer peanuts and canned beer. Shortest time to create a skate spot completely
                                               out of natural items or catch a larger trout than Gravette wins. Hosted by Gravette.

The Canteen.                           Now managed by Fab-O-Less inc.  Look for hot new items including personalized hardware.
                                              Emboss your bolts with up to 6 characters in 12 different languages. Emoji’s coming soon.

More coming but I don’t want to spoil it.


Borra and Frosty are open to any new ideas so I would encourage all Slappers to post their best below this post.You may win a partial expenses paid trip to the new facility.  The course is being overhauled. Details to follow.



                                 

[dannyprovolone]

Aight

[TheLurper]

Mopey Mondays: Borra complains about everyone not loving him as much as they should. Why can't the world just recognize his genius? 

Tantrum Tuesdays: Koston throws a fit about the smallest thing and then berates a 10 year old until the kid cries.

Weak-ass Wednesdays: Jagger Eaton comes in tries to be cool/funny while his mom and dad wait in the mini-van out front.

Throw-Away Thursday: Standard Borric's park footage marketed as something that is interesting.

Free-dumb Fridays: Mikey Taylor comes in to "educate" the skate community about the beauty of the free-market.

Sell-Out Saturdays: People huck themselves down some stairs while the executives from Red Bull, Monster, and Caramba throw hand-fulls of quarters at them.
 
Skate against Xenu Sundays: Before every trick someone has to read from Dianetics and/or harass someone who dared to leave Scientology behind. 

[Banned from the room]

I'm not ok with Baker cats fucking with the berries anymore. They are the tippity they don't need any kook shit pulling them down rn.

T funk Cyril Jackson off the grid? Was good AF. They should just leave it alone

[urbneathme]

chomp on this: steve berra has a slap pal kidnapped every week and forces them to eat a cariuma shoe for incorrectly predicting that BATB12 would never end

[WavyDavy]

Big collabo with your favourite braille and revive skaters coming soon

[big_kev_215]

Jim Greco sidepipe Sundays

[pizzafliptofakie]

Steve should ride around on a little bicycle and throw banana peels at people

[fulltechnicalskizzy]

id like to see mike mo capaldi eat a live geoduck

[GAY]

"Highest Ollie Contest" but it's not how high someone can actually ollie, but rather if to see if they can still ollie after smoking a huge blunt OMG LOL LOL

[j....soy.....]

It’d be sick if they just let Ben Degros turn it into a cabinet shop……

[chomperz]

Bryten Your Day - Bring kids off the street to skate the park in the dark, first one to land a certain trick gets a Bryte package and a RedBull branded headlamp

Super BOWL Sunday - like skate dice, but with bowling

[jakeumms]

Hold These Cans - Berra audits all of your new up and coming favorite ams like Beeberk Sherbert and Scapegoaat. Then they gotta do a line while reflecting on their breakthroughs or some shit

[Sketch Hitchcock]

Skate Church Sundays hosted by Steve & Steezus Christ.

Worship at the altar of skateboarding with some of skating’s most faithful followers.  Think Barney but with a megachurch-in-a-skatepark setting and zero editing.  Special guests include the corpse of L Ron Hubbard and Xenu himself.

[Joe Davola]

Whizzy Wednesdays: Watch Eric Koston try and pee into his mouth while doing a coffin.

[TreyPhillip]

id like to see mike mo capaldi eat a live geoduck

[WorldsbestWeedsm0ker]

"Highest Ollie Contest" but it's not how high someone can actually ollie, but rather if to see if they can still ollie after smoking a huge blunt OMG LOL LOL

If you can’t Ollie after a big blunt U aint shit

[BL0B]

it's called getting "high" for a reason! hit the blunt and get mad pop.

[Prostate Exam]

OT-Tuesday : Berra measures each contestants Operating-Thetan level.

[vinithebr]

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"Highest Ollie Contest" but it's not how high someone can actually ollie, but rather if to see if they can still ollie after smoking a huge blunt OMG LOL LOL

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If you can’t Ollie after a big blunt U aint shit

[thebacker]

steve berra counts to a million

[IpathCats]

Just give me butteryass mondays and wednesdays with reda back, and take down all the cariuma logos.

Would be a solid start.

Hell, even first try fridays, but just mix it up a bit. like maybe just surprise people when you know there is a sesh somewhere. Pull up and put them on the spot for a first try friday.

[TheDraught]

BE FOCUSED

someone focusses your board in the middle, then you have to try a trick of their choice down the big rail, f.i. tre flip lip slide.

[slobburnquist]

Chopped on This: Skateboarding pros, ams, personalities, and industry heads compete in a chopped-esque cooking challenge.

[ejazzle]

Just give me butteryass mondays and wednesdays with reda back, and take down all the cariuma logos.

Would be a solid start.

Hell, even first try fridays, but just mix it up a bit. like maybe just surprise people when you know there is a sesh somewhere. Pull up and put them on the spot for a first try friday.

This would be a good start. They need to bring back the stuff that set them apart and kept us actually looking forward to their videos.

[steezenking]

Real World: The Berrics. See what happens when 6 skaters live in the berrics for 3 months. No access to their tik tok accounts, only monster energy to drink, and when skaters stop being polite and start being real.

[Ankle_Lift]

Bluntslide Mondays - they install a slide and smoke blunts then slide down the slide.

Darkslide Tuesdays - same as Bluntslide Mondays except the lights are turned off.

Primo Wednesdays - they carve primo slices of meat for sandwiches.

Hoho Thursday - they sit around eating HoHos and watch Mike V do HoHos for 8 hours.

Shove it Fridays - Beraa trys to shove things in his butt.

Closed on Saturday and Sundays because those are the holiest days to observe for Scientologists, just like Shabbos, and you definitely don't bowl on Shappo.

[ok boomer]

a safe space to worship Xenu where those who hellride are not allowed