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Re: Skater shot in Queens road rage freakout
« Reply #30 on: June 22, 2023, 11:36:49 AM »
Has anyone made a sk8 friendly concealed carry holster?

It would help Larry Perkins avoid a negligent discharge


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Re: Skater shot in Queens road rage freakout
« Reply #31 on: June 22, 2023, 11:47:36 AM »
This story combines two uniquely American pathologies: our car culture and our gun culture

People are crazy about their cars, and often being behind the wheel makes them become extra sociopathic. This is road rage 101

People are also crazy about guns, obviously

It’s totally possible that the skater was being reckless somehow but there’s no way it warrants getting shot. Shooting a guy doesn’t fix your car.

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Re: Skater shot in Queens road rage freakout
« Reply #32 on: June 22, 2023, 11:53:06 AM »
Has anyone made a sk8 friendly concealed carry holster?

 belly band, its meant for joggers n shit like that so im sure you could use it while skating

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Re: Skater shot in Queens road rage freakout
« Reply #33 on: June 22, 2023, 12:04:03 PM »
honestly surprised some MAGA skater hasn't dropped a part with a holstered handgun on in every clip. After the ender they fire a few rounds into the air in celebration
Just wait for the snake farm full length
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Re: Skater shot in Queens road rage freakout
« Reply #34 on: June 22, 2023, 12:12:48 PM »


Pretty telling that this magazine has a feature about how to make friends.

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Re: Skater shot in Queens road rage freakout
« Reply #35 on: June 22, 2023, 07:26:35 PM »
honestly surprised some MAGA skater hasn't dropped a part with a holstered handgun on in every clip. After the ender they fire a few rounds into the air in celebration

Politics aside, everyone on here would click on that part.

We all watched that Ritchie Jackson thrasher part.



Hahaha holy shit, wtf. Please tell me this is real.

People are insane.

Imagine staging this fucking covershoot hahaha oh man.

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Re: Skater shot in Queens road rage freakout
« Reply #36 on: June 22, 2023, 07:46:05 PM »
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Why is it always a BMW?
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It's not always a BMW, it's occasionally a Nissan Altima or a Dodge Charger/Challenger as well.

I always give anyone driving a Nissan Altima a very wide berth, they are consistently the worst drivers on the road. They drive like they're playing Mario kart.
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Re: Skater shot in Queens road rage freakout
« Reply #37 on: June 22, 2023, 08:54:23 PM »
any mf dumb enough to think the m1 aint viable is welcome to drop theirs off at casa wane

fuck cars. cars are the worst. cars, guns, the internet etc are all fucking terrible and yet our planet cant run without them. fucked

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Re: Skater shot in Queens road rage freakout
« Reply #38 on: June 23, 2023, 01:47:28 AM »
I honestly can't even tell if that Mag cover is real or not. I wouldn't be surprised if it is real.

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Re: Skater shot in Queens road rage freakout
« Reply #39 on: June 23, 2023, 02:25:06 AM »
That magazine cover is most definitely real. At first, I thought they were just engaged in a massive faux pas clash of wearing the same pants but after further inspection, the guy with the shotgun has cargo pants on. And I agree his choice of footwear is very suspect indeed.

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Re: Skater shot in Queens road rage freakout
« Reply #40 on: June 23, 2023, 02:50:22 AM »
I honestly can't even tell if that Mag cover is real or not. I wouldn't be surprised if it is real.
Real in what way? A photo of a real situation no but the cover of a real magazine yes. I'm guessing it came out around the Rittenhouse thing to tap into gun dorks fears of violent lefty skaters. If you get over what a bummer the whole thing is it's a bit funny to try figure out what the actual scenario being played out even is

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Re: Skater shot in Queens road rage freakout
« Reply #41 on: June 23, 2023, 04:51:29 AM »
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I honestly can't even tell if that Mag cover is real or not. I wouldn't be surprised if it is real.
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Real in what way? A photo of a real situation no but the cover of a real magazine yes. I'm guessing it came out around the Rittenhouse thing to tap into gun dorks fears of violent lefty skaters. If you get over what a bummer the whole thing is it's a bit funny to try figure out what the actual scenario being played out even is

Real as in its a real magazine. America is nuts.

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Re: Skater shot in Queens road rage freakout
« Reply #42 on: June 23, 2023, 04:58:42 AM »
They’re all focused on the skateboard terrorist in front of them meanwhile the 56 yo mother of three is coming in from the rear for the stealth kill.
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Re: Skater shot in Queens road rage freakout
« Reply #43 on: June 23, 2023, 05:18:34 AM »
i thought she had a fuckin sword but its a stick, a sword kill is next level. imagine getting killed by a sword

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Re: Skater shot in Queens road rage freakout
« Reply #44 on: June 23, 2023, 05:29:27 AM »
Yea, the stealth ninja antifa karen is the latest DLC class.

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Re: Skater shot in Queens road rage freakout
« Reply #46 on: June 23, 2023, 07:50:12 AM »
Goddamn I'm glad the homie is alive... I can't fathom getting shot, much less it being over something so dumb.
It's just bitch shit. Can't talk shit and just get into a scrap anymore, gotta worry about the other cat being an armed sociopath that thinks he lives in an action movie.

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Re: Skater shot in Queens road rage freakout
« Reply #47 on: June 23, 2023, 10:21:25 AM »
Surprised they were able to track the car’s owner…from my brief time in nyc the most reckless, violent, poorly behaved vehicles especially ones involved in crime usually had no tags or fake paper tags.

Hopefully our guy can skate again one day



Him ah fall off building an bumboclot him legs

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Re: Skater shot in Queens road rage freakout
« Reply #48 on: June 23, 2023, 10:51:24 AM »
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honestly surprised some MAGA skater hasn't dropped a part with a holstered handgun on in every clip. After the ender they fire a few rounds into the air in celebration
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Politics aside, everyone on here would click on that part.

We all watched that Ritchie Jackson thrasher part.

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Hahaha holy shit, wtf. Please tell me this is real.

People are insane.

Imagine staging this fucking covershoot hahaha oh man.

Speak for yourself dog, I been avoiding that pirate looking mf’s goofy style for years

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Re: Skater shot in Queens road rage freakout
« Reply #49 on: June 23, 2023, 10:55:55 AM »
I honestly thought that magazine cover was just S tier trolling.  Wow, imagine living in that much fear at all times.

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Re: Skater shot in Queens road rage freakout
« Reply #50 on: June 23, 2023, 12:11:27 PM »
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honestly surprised some MAGA skater hasn't dropped a part with a holstered handgun on in every clip. After the ender they fire a few rounds into the air in celebration
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Politics aside, everyone on here would click on that part.

We all watched that Ritchie Jackson thrasher part.

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Hahaha holy shit, wtf. Please tell me this is real.

People are insane.

Imagine staging this fucking covershoot hahaha oh man.
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Speak for yourself dog, I been avoiding that pirate looking mf’s goofy style for years

Oh shit, I forgot you only looked at the coolest, most core skateboarding videos. my bad yo.

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Re: Skater shot in Queens road rage freakout
« Reply #51 on: June 23, 2023, 12:16:25 PM »
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honestly surprised some MAGA skater hasn't dropped a part with a holstered handgun on in every clip. After the ender they fire a few rounds into the air in celebration
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Politics aside, everyone on here would click on that part.

We all watched that Ritchie Jackson thrasher part.

Expand Quote

[close]

Hahaha holy shit, wtf. Please tell me this is real.

People are insane.

Imagine staging this fucking covershoot hahaha oh man.
[close]

Speak for yourself dog, I been avoiding that pirate looking mf’s goofy style for years
[close]

Oh shit, I forgot you only looked at the coolest, most core skateboarding videos. my bad yo.

How would he know he looked like a pirate if he didn’t ever watch him………????
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Re: Skater shot in Queens road rage freakout
« Reply #52 on: June 23, 2023, 01:52:29 PM »
I honestly thought that magazine cover was just S tier trolling.  Wow, imagine living in that much fear at all times.

Fear and rage are the primary fuel for engagement these days. Everyone is scared and pissed.


How would he know he looked like a pirate if he didn’t ever watch him………????

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Re: Skater shot in Queens road rage freakout
« Reply #53 on: June 23, 2023, 03:20:36 PM »
I watched a Richie Jackson part or two 10+ years ago and that was pretty much enough for a lifetime. I don’t think I need to see anything he’s done since. I certainly can’t imagine he’s gotten any less annoying in recent years.