Author Topic: Skater pick up lines at black (Read 3156 times)

sharkin · « **Reply #30 on:** February 07, 2024, 09:51:54 AM »

Nice (skate) shoes, wanna fuck?

Democratic Republic Of Mongo · « **Reply #31 on:** February 07, 2024, 11:43:14 AM »

Girl, I’ma slappy yo curb. You gon’ get lacquered up.

Groondor the Orc · « **Reply #32 on:** February 07, 2024, 12:15:23 PM »

I don’t ride for Nitro Circus and I’m not a skateboard magazine but I’ll still Thrash your Beaver.

mattchew · « **Reply #33 on:** February 07, 2024, 06:20:11 PM »

Quote from: mattchew on February 07, 2024, 06:22:09 AM

Quote from: Frank Sobotka on February 07, 2024, 04:45:16 AM
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"Do you want to ride my 8.5" hard wood?"

"You're gonna get slammed harder than Geoff Rowley in Sorry!"
[close]

On that tip: “well that felt fuckin tasty, I’d like to do it again, you ready?”

For all the cucks out there: “Look at him, not me!”

somethingmustbreaknow · « **Reply #34 on:** February 07, 2024, 11:04:00 PM »

"which one's bigger?"

Plan9Customs · « **Reply #35 on:** February 07, 2024, 11:10:12 PM »

Nothing about lip slides yet?

ChuckRamone · « **Reply #36 on:** February 07, 2024, 11:40:24 PM »

"Hi, I'm Louie. I'm a Taurus."

"Do you use bearing spacers? 'Cause you look like you wanna extend the life of your bearings."

"What kind of pivot cups do you have? 'Cause there was a noticeable lack of squeaking as you turned that ass."

jgonzalez · « **Reply #37 on:** February 07, 2024, 11:41:57 PM »

For me it’s crazy like this bar is 21+

RoaryMcTwang · « **Reply #38 on:** February 08, 2024, 01:24:18 AM »

I suck at skating, but I slam harder than anyone and always get back up.

Or

Baby, you got lines for days

nonickname · « **Reply #39 on:** February 08, 2024, 06:45:56 AM »

Ummmm "get hungry on it girl".

Also "I'd take a Sheffey sized beating to Fabry you girl"

Yep...this was better than doing actual work on a gloomy Thursday.

GAY · « **Reply #40 on:** February 09, 2024, 03:17:35 PM »

Hello dear I’m envisioning you with my penis inside of you

Giftedly Hater’d · « **Reply #41 on:** February 09, 2024, 05:04:44 PM »

“… I SAID YOUR THONG LOOKS JUST LIKE A SHOELACE BELT!”

pugmaster · « **Reply #42 on:** February 09, 2024, 06:45:41 PM »

*maybe add in that you don't have a bed frame, if necessary*

Craig Lutzka · « **Reply #43 on:** February 09, 2024, 07:24:28 PM »

Do you want to wake up on a mattress in the kitchen?

BALARGUE · « **Reply #44 on:** February 10, 2024, 05:13:27 AM »

Quote from: jgonzalez on February 07, 2024, 11:41:57 PM

For me it’s crazy like this bar is 21+

best one

jgonzalez · « **Reply #45 on:** February 10, 2024, 09:35:22 AM »

“But I’m semi-famous”

jums · « **Reply #46 on:** February 10, 2024, 11:46:15 AM »

You boys better start looking up call girls.

You dudes actually tell bitches u skate? lol

BallDontLie · « **Reply #47 on:** February 10, 2024, 01:06:06 PM »

No not never. You should too.

GAY · « **Reply #48 on:** February 11, 2024, 05:21:09 PM »

Ever fuck a goofy footer? wink

Buttworm · « **Reply #49 on:** February 11, 2024, 06:06:55 PM »

So… you write code on computer… tell me more

ratking · « **Reply #50 on:** February 11, 2024, 08:57:45 PM »

I have two trucks

JM · « **Reply #51 on:** February 11, 2024, 10:24:20 PM »

Hey baby, let me make you complete.

Let’s bolt out of here, and when we’re alone, I’ll get my bearings on your shape, and see how deep your concave is. You can adjust my nuts and ride me slow and loose if you want.

Tomorrow, I promise you’ll be telling your friends “he bones well”.

(Let me know if anyone uses this successfully. Guaranteed bone town, for sure.)

Cool Ceith · « **Reply #52 on:** February 12, 2024, 06:59:14 PM »

Are your legs tired? Cuz they've been kickflipping thru my mind all day.

TheLurper · « **Reply #53 on:** February 12, 2024, 08:16:32 PM »

"Are you Baker 3? Cause I could watch you all day."

"Are those tail devils on your shoes? Cause, I see sparks."

"Are you the Bondi Beach Bowl? Cause I want to get deep inside you."

"Are you a skateboard wheel? Cause you've been spinning through my mind all day."

"I like my sex like my grip tape... rough."

"Are you a skateshop? Cause I could lurk inside you all day." (I don't think this would go well).