Pooping at the skatepark

[Ninj2]

Hell no breh
I had to flush it was like an exorcism. If I ever got back to Rome all I’m doing is eating food and taking shits in the Vatican.

[Stu Pickles]

I take my shits pre-session and make sure Im eating light without a danger diarrhea diet. A lot of my prep to go skate is making sure I avoid this situation completely

with a coffee or two part of that routine im already pushing my luck, gotta be careful out there

[jimbotron]

Back in high school my buddies and I were skating this gap at a logistics company / semi truck yard on a Sunday. Nature came calling, my buddy had some napkins in his car and I picked a nice parking block out of view, sat over it to create a drop zone, and laid a nice, long, clean turd. No big deal... until we were driving away and one of my buddies yelled said "stop the car"! He then got out of the car with a plastic bag, picked up my turd, and used it to write "I'm Shit" on the front door of the building. 20 years later, I drive by that building every day, and think about it nearly every time.

[Massivebellend]

Dude I know took a dump on a handrail and wiped his ass down it. Like basically mounted the handrail and took a log then proceeded to ride the handrail and smear the poo up & down on it. This was in the streets too, not a skatepark.

Local skatepark has poo corner, multiple human poos there is a common instance

[Bristol_Palin]

My body has a weird attraction to port-o-potties and terrible dive bar bathrooms. If it sees one, there's a 75/25 chance I will likely end up expelling demons in it.

So a skatepark would probably be an upgrade.

Dude this speaks to me. I have pooped at so many bars. I feel like I get to a bar and instantly have to poop. I never want it to happen but it always does lol

[SATIVA HYBRID]

never ever. either poop before hitting the park, or worst case hit the gas station around the corner. obviously this is extremely specific but yeah no way

[HeavyAndExpensive]

Dude I know took a dump on a handrail and wiped his ass down it. Like basically mounted the handrail and took a log then proceeded to ride the handrail and smear the poo up & down on it. This was in the streets too, not a skatepark.

Local skatepark has poo corner, multiple human poos there is a common instance

We're living in a SOCIETY

[Ty Evans Lightman]

Shit my pants pretty bad at school once. Gnarly shart situation. Beelined for the bathroom to do my best to clean up. Ducked out of school (which seems pretty wild at the time) and the only place I could think of for sanctuary so I could phone home and my mom to collect me was the skateshop. The lady was no idea to my predicament but she held it down and didn’t say a word. Forever indebted to that shop.

[Basingstoke]

When I was a was a student my mother gave me a 1kg bag of dried apricots, my cheap student brain decided that I will save  money buying food and eat the free delicious snacks that were gifted to me in a quantity that I would have have never been allowed at home, in one day/ morning before going to the skatepark.

I get to the skatepark (indoor private) pay my money then run to the toilet and precede to shit my legs off, finally emerging to find that unsurprisingly I can't skate.

Then went back to to the pro shop to explain my predicament in order to get a refund, which didn't happen.

[TheLurper]

We had pizza prior to going to the spot. One of the dudes in the crew was like, "I need to shit." I offered to drive him down to the gas station and he like, "I can't make it."

He ended up shitting in a trash can and wiping his ass with a towel or sweatshirt we found lying around.

[prosandcons]

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My local has a little community center right next to it, so I’ve pooped in that bathroom a couple of times. It sounds nice & convenient, but they do activities like ping pong & karate in there, so it’s always swarming with children. Also, the bathroom is designed for children (tiny stalls, low fixtures), so that’s kinda hectic as a grown ass man.

Anyway, the first time that I was forced to poop in that bathroom/discovered the child-sized toilet bowl, I was high as hell on LSD. It was a wildly uncomfortable & clumsy experience, to say the least.

[close]

Acid shits at the rec center. Classic.

Pro

• Pooping on acid is tight

Con

• dont do drugs mkay?

[usehername720]

Ive only ever had to deal with shifting while skating twice.

One was a few years ago, during lockdown. My highschool was online only for most of that year so my friends and I would skate our high school quad that was usually a bust most of the time almost everyday. One time the urge hit me really bad, and my stomach was turning and I knew it was coming quick. Since our school was technically shut down, the bathrooms were closed, so I skated as fast as I could to a bathroom down the street at a park. The stall was short as fuck and the toilet was a metal bowl that was clogged with a smorgasbord of toilet paper and poop. I hovered over the bowl and shit so hard that it eventually went above the rim of the toilet, and I quickly got out of there. Felt horrible for the poor soul who had to clean it up.

The second time was at my local, a which is part of the local community center. I walked into the outdoor bathroom and was greeted by a kid from the local gang who couldn’t have been older than 15 selling drugs to a tweak, immediately got in my car and drove to my grandmas a mile and a half away. She always leaves her front door unlocked so I was able to get in her house easily. I was preparing to tell my grandma a quick summary of why I was there before shitting in her toilet but she was taking a nap so I dropped one in her toilet and left, and she never found out. Surreal experience

[Jeremykleinsjackrag]

Those pants and the sweatshirt got tossed in a fire later that night.

Did you inhale the poo fumes and get high?

[fulfillthedream]

the two skateparks and plaza's (pedlow and noho in LA) i frequent have bathrooms that look worse than prison bathrooms.

[Black Cat Fireworks]

Back in the early 2000's a group of us skaters used to break into this abandoned grocery store and skate inside of it. One day a friend had to take shit so he went inside the little managers office and proceeded to lay down a log.

The problem was the office was right next to a place we skated inside the store and it was the middle of summer so there was no A/C running and that tiny wooden office pretty much baked his turd like a shit casserole.

We ended up having to smell his shit vapors for days after that.

[Massivebellend]

Dude I know took a dump on a handrail and wiped his ass down it. Like basically mounted the handrail and took a log then proceeded to ride the handrail and smear the poo up & down on it. This was in the streets too, not a skatepark.

Local skatepark has poo corner, multiple human poos there is a common instance

* UPDATE *

Poo corner had no poos today, will still be called poo corner tho

Different story, during a street jam guy I know took a shit at public toilet which ended up having no toilet paper. Ended up using his boxers to wipe and proceeded to kill the contest. Those public restrooms are a minefield I tell ya

[sus]

I used to work at a skatepark and when the toilets would get clogged, the skatepark staff would have to go take this stick/pole thing and break up the poop or whatever was in the toilet so it would flush. We'd also have to check the bathrooms every morning when opening to make sure the bathrooms were clean, etc.

One early morning the toilet was clogged so i had to go unclog it, and the only people in the park were children no older than 12 years old. When i got to the toilet there was a massive turd that looked like a large russet potato that would just spin in place when i'd flush the toilet, so i had to break it up with the pole/stick thing.

I don't know what poor child from the park let out that large dookie that morning, but it was fucked up, and this always stuck with me for some reason.

[9inchdeck]

After our prefab park was built we had a designated piss corner behind the hip of the halfpipe and a quarterpipe. It lasted that way for about a year, then someone broke the barrier of taking a shit in it. It would periodically continue to happen and the smell always made standing on top of the quarter and skating the halfpipe awful

[bob george]

I don't have any personal stories of me shitting at or near the skatepark of note. But back in the day, people used to shit all over my local park."All over" may read a bit hyperbolically, but it was super common to rock up to the park and for someone to have shit on a ramp or two.

As inconvenienced as I and whoever else was skating was, I was always kind of concerned for the person who had done the shit, thinking how there was no way for them to wipe really at the skatepark and that these shits were always like the epitome of disgusting. So some freak was out there potentially covered in shit and just stinking it up.

Not at the skatepark, but what's with people like smearing shit on walls and stuff in public bathrooms. I assume you're trying to shock and offend others who enter these dens of immorality, but have you not offended yourself the most?......

[Ninj2]

One time I wiped my ass with a Jason Jesse stance sock they sent me cuz I had to dook and I didn’t have nothing else and I wasn’t never going2 wear Jason Jesse socks ever. Even before slap said he was racist you Sherlock Holmes ass foos gonna hate this but  cuz frankly I already knew he was racist. Even before the internet we knew

[svilleantigo]

park i skate at had this day camp thing come through almost every day for a couple of weeks last summer. counsellors were too collectively stunned to handle the 973 kids in their group at all, and one afternoon one of the kids went bog-wild near this very beginner-level 2 set. dont think i did see them show up since, incidentally

[Jum Diggins]

Booger sugar necessitated an immediate crap. I was at D(enver) Park and the only option there is a disgusting port a potty. Driving anywhere was out of the question due to the pressing nature of the situation. It was a hot day and too liquidy and seemed to never end.

[GrailleArmy]

If the park has a bowl you're set

[corey websturd]

this is the only reason I go the skateparks.

[Shtonk]

Didn't Daniel Harold Sturt refuse to buy toilet paper and wipe his ass with a Stack of free Shirts he was given and toss them up on the roof of his house?

Back in my snowboarding days we used to "block" backcountry jumps we had built and sessioned by taking craps on the takeoff and landing. At some point somebody ran their mouth and word got out who had left the mines in the backcountry and at the next few parties, dudes came up to us and tried to fight us. We thought some inexplicable mobbing campaign was going on and felt very unfairly trated. Took a while for us to figure out what was going on.

[moonordie]

There is a tiny restaurant 2 min away by pushing from Stalin.
Saved me many times.

[versacekid420]

all im saying is i remember what i used to do to the bathroom at the park when i was a kid. no way in hell im sitting down in one now

[biggums mcgee]

Way back in the day there was a little divot in the asphalt on our skatepark that would collect rain. Then people started pissing there. It only took one summer but this small hole turned into something like 16"x12x4" deep

Every park has their boneless kid, right? One day someone concocted a plan to shit in the "piss hole", cover it with some dead oak leaves and tell Boneless Kid it would be really cool if he planted his foot into the piss hole to launch his boneless.

Now I have a gazillion shit stories but that one combined with skateboarding takes the cake. He landed the boneless then took some pushes before realizing he'd been punked. Small fragnents of leaves + human shit stomped into this kids grip tape had a lasting impression on all who bore witness