Fuck Harry Potter

[heckler]

Is anyone else all for the idea of a Harry Potter vs. Lord Voldemort game of skate for the Slap video?

[Harry Potter]

A new movie? Potter, you sly dog.

Oh Tom, why?
You take some simple video clips and BAM! it looks like me and Ron are gay.
Whats with you and gayness.
Was it b/c daddy killed mommy. You and your muggle father sure had alot of "alone" time I bet.
Were the Slytherin kids mean to you during your stay at Hogwarts?

Why so hostile oh powerful dark lord.

[damian]

would've been cooler if you said, "fuck you nigga".

[Lord Voldemort]

My mother died in child birth.
And I killed my dad.
 

[Harry Potter]

My mother died in child birth.
And I killed my dad.
 

Fuck you, nigga.
Trying to sound all hard.



Pussy.
Miss your mommy??
awwwww

[Lord Voldemort]

awwwwwww, poor Harry gonna cry cause the Dursley's have you locked in a cubbard. Oh' wait didn't I kill your parents too? whud up