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fun with cybersex
« on: January 17, 2008, 06:43:55 PM »
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Re: fun with cybersex
« Reply #1 on: January 17, 2008, 06:55:12 PM »
When I closed that website and came back to Sap it burned my eyes.
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Re: fun with cybersex
« Reply #2 on: January 17, 2008, 07:16:00 PM »
bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of shit.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?

HAHAAHAHA!!! that was some funny shit
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Re: fun with cybersex
« Reply #3 on: January 17, 2008, 08:30:00 PM »
Quote from: toy machine on January 17, 2008, 07:16:00 PM
bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of shit.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?

HAHAAHAHA!!! that was some funny shit

BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh shit
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh shit
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something
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Re: fun with cybersex
« Reply #4 on: January 17, 2008, 08:33:04 PM »
hhmmmmmmmmm...
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Re: fun with cybersex
« Reply #5 on: January 17, 2008, 09:49:59 PM »
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Re: fun with cybersex
« Reply #6 on: January 17, 2008, 11:51:25 PM »
No Way
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Re: fun with cybersex
« Reply #7 on: January 18, 2008, 08:44:45 AM »
The first 2 were the best. So funny.
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Re: fun with cybersex
« Reply #8 on: January 18, 2008, 08:54:06 AM »
shit cant wait to pollute that site with a bargainshopper profile..
nah im gunna make my SN something i really fantasize about..
somethin like
SlapPalNigga or something real cool like that
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Re: fun with cybersex
« Reply #9 on: January 18, 2008, 09:00:17 AM »
Is it ok that I lol'ed numerous times reading that?
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Re: fun with cybersex
« Reply #10 on: January 18, 2008, 01:26:17 PM »
The one with the fat, clumsy dude was hilarious.
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Re: fun with cybersex
« Reply #11 on: January 18, 2008, 01:29:38 PM »
Quote from: Yo Mr. Hapredingli on January 18, 2008, 01:26:17 PM
The one with the fat, clumsy dude was hilarious.
That and the one with the pizza guy were the best.
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Re: fun with cybersex
« Reply #12 on: January 18, 2008, 01:38:19 PM »
i thought the stonecold steve austin one was pretty hillarious two
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Re: fun with cybersex
« Reply #13 on: January 18, 2008, 01:39:04 PM »
Quote from: Yo Mr. Hapredingli on January 18, 2008, 01:26:17 PM
The one with the fat, clumsy dude was hilarious.
but this one was my favorite
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Re: fun with cybersex
« Reply #14 on: January 18, 2008, 02:02:29 PM »
Quote from: Endoftime on January 17, 2008, 08:30:00 PM
Quote from: toy machine on January 17, 2008, 07:16:00 PM
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bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of shit.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?

HAHAAHAHA!!! that was some funny shit
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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh shit
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh shit
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something


that first one was good, but that second one almost had me in tears
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Re: fun with cybersex
« Reply #15 on: January 18, 2008, 04:36:03 PM »
Wellhung: How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp.
Sweetheart: I'm arching my back. Oh baby. I just want to feel your tongue all over me.
Wellhung: I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know, breasts. They're neat!
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Re: fun with cybersex
« Reply #16 on: January 18, 2008, 05:10:55 PM »
Quote from: HabitatRider420 on January 18, 2008, 04:36:03 PM
Wellhung: How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp.
Sweetheart: I'm arching my back. Oh baby. I just want to feel your tongue all over me.
Wellhung: I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know, breasts. They're neat!

Wellhung: They feel like bags of sand
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Re: fun with cybersex
« Reply #17 on: January 19, 2008, 02:13:07 AM »
Quote from: sectachrome on January 18, 2008, 05:10:55 PM
Wellhung: They feel like bags of sand
was that movie funny in the original version? Only saw the dubbed german one and was really disappointed.
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Re: fun with cybersex
« Reply #18 on: January 19, 2008, 02:49:46 AM »
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
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