Theotis Beasley signs with ROC NATION?!

[Mr. Fink]

Look at Theotis...rubbing elbows with superstars like the Young Gunz.

[mongomaestro]

the crossover marketing and swaggotry pandemics continue.       

[heckler]

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I thought about this after the new Skull Candy team thread a few weeks back.

Baker/DeathWish van-

Lizard- "Hey Theotis, remember when we shared that opener in Baker Has A Deathwish?

Theotis- "Yeah, that was tight.  That Camron track was great.  It was so good I had to lip synch to it in the van."

Lizard- "Well there was this headphone company that started in my hometown and sponsored me forever, now you, Malto, Berra, and Koston showed up and I'm off.  This sucks."

Theotis- "That was tight."

Lizard- "No, it wasn't."

Theotis- "So tight.  So you gotta see, between Eric, Malto, Berra and me we only have about 40 sponsors.  It's not like Gatorade, Mountain Dew, Nike, DC, and the Berrics are bringing in any paper, so we had to get in on your lil headphone game."

Lizard- "This sucks.  I'm going to go get a terrible tattoo."

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one Victor is bad enough

[Zurg]

U crazy 4 this one Theo, hooooo

[Cadillac Ranch Dressing]

[victor333]

^^sk8dood is gonna bust a nut when he sees that

[Mad Lauder]

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it will probably endorsement related, as in his clothing sponsor will be whatever jay Z is peddling at the moment.
i doubt he is just gonna be on Roc Nation

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man hell nah, you really think Theotis would leave Altamont for Rocawear?

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Or Rocawear will start producing a line with regular & slim fit pants?

Im pretty sure that they are folling the current pants fitting trend.
But thats not the point, if Theotis got on Rocawear he would be stepping down style wise.

[BraveUlysses]

U crazy 4 this one Theo, hooooo

HAHAHA! Surprised it took three pages for something like this to be said. Anybody remember when Dipset had a rollerblading team? I'm pretty sure it was called "Dipskate".

[Wall of Nausea]

The Otis likes monies.

I hope it doesn't make him gay being so close to Drake. Heard that shit is airborne if you're within 50 feet of that dude.

[ziggy]

This is Ice Cream part 2

[DaSk8D00D]

^^sk8dood is gonna bust a nut when he sees that

and dog will you PLEASE stop biting my style so goddamn hard! like forreal breh? you been gettin flamed so much that you tryna copy DaSk8D00D in an attempt to cope with those bad feelings you have deep down inside? LOL get tha fuck outta here! i know what you tryna do with yo lil corny ass fred durst avatar & "you mad?" signature, i see right thru you fake ass niggas. fucking pitiful...
you were a better (but still shitty) poster back when you had da females do all yo visual internet representation. real talk this shit is comparable to chris bosh after he cut his dreads except you was never even good to begin with.

[mongomaestro]

whens sk8dood signing with JocNation?     

[Beer Keg Peg Leg]

yo for real chris bosh is actually a really good pf when you let him do his thang

[lampshade]

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^^sk8dood is gonna bust a nut when he sees that

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 LOL get tha fuck outta here! i know what you tryna do with yo lil corny ass fred durst avatar & "you mad?" signature, i see right thru you fake ass niggas. fucking pitiful...

Ha ha.  I didn't even realize that was Fred Durst.  Totally forgot about that guy.  My first year of college every bro in my dorm rocked the Biscuit and Sublime non-stop at full volume.  It sucked.  I remember being confused when Meth did that song with them. 

[asakusa75]

Drake fucking sux.

[sigurd]

Sponsor nr?

[SilvergultRab]

Fuck this kid

[_UniversalTruth_]

Drake fucking sux.

[Applesalad]

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Drake fucking sux.

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