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This is how we Dew
« on: April 07, 2013, 11:13:07 PM »
Some money isn't worth taking. Mountain Dew contains High Fructose Corn Syrup & Brominated Vegetable Oil, the latter of which is banned in Japan and Europe, and the former lately associated with mercury exposure. While I have no issue with large-scale production of greenish sodas per se, PepsiCo should formulate to a more healthful alternative based upon whole sugars, a la Sierra Mist. Meanwhile, The Berrics is complicit in the wide-scale distribution of a soft-kill chemical weapon.
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Re: This is how we Dew
« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2013, 11:26:15 PM »

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Re: This is how we Dew
« Reply #2 on: April 08, 2013, 12:45:06 AM »
Some money isn't worth taking. Mountain Dew contains High Fructose Corn Syrup & Brominated Vegetable Oil, the latter of which is banned in Japan and Europe, and the former lately associated with mercury exposure. While I have no issue with large-scale production of greenish sodas per se, PepsiCo should formulate to a more healthful alternative based upon whole sugars, a la Sierra Mist. Meanwhile, The Berrics is complicit in the wide-scale distribution of a soft-kill chemical weapon.

Well fuck, you're not supposed to drink soda more than a bottle per day max. That's the real problem, It's not meant to be drank like water, but as an occasional refreshment for people that exercise and are healthy. I hate that I can't find a soda that has real sugar and tastes good, because some people can't control themselves and the laws have to protect them from dyeing by forcing the companies to make healthier drinks. Same thing with chips, candy, junkfood and alcohol. If you use them more often than once a week, and don't exercise, you're gonna get fat. Fuck you fat people.

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Re: This is how we Dew
« Reply #3 on: April 08, 2013, 12:55:29 AM »
P. Rod should drop mountain dew and get sponsored by raw fruit. "I skate for Plan B, Nike, and strawberries"
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Re: This is how we Dew
« Reply #4 on: April 08, 2013, 07:38:53 AM »
P. Rod should drop mountain dew and get sponsored by raw fruit. "I skate for Plan B, Nike, and strawberries"

I loled.

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Re: This is how we Dew
« Reply #5 on: April 08, 2013, 09:50:23 AM »
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P. Rod should drop mountain dew and get sponsored by raw fruit. "I skate for Plan B, Nike, and strawberries"
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I loled.



Reynolds already eats fuck loads of fruit and shit. Id kill to see a fruit based skate team. Reynolds, P-Rod, and other "healthy" skaters.
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Re: This is how we Dew
« Reply #6 on: April 08, 2013, 10:19:20 AM »
American food has gone to shit, but still I would gladly accept MTN DEW money just for wearing a dew patch and stickers.. ITs not like Prod actually drinks that crap

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Re: This is how we Dew
« Reply #7 on: April 08, 2013, 11:21:45 AM »
He may not drink it, but he sure looks like this with their logo everywhere.
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Re: This is how we Dew
« Reply #8 on: April 08, 2013, 12:46:43 PM »
P. Rod should drop mountain dew and get sponsored by raw fruit. "I skate for Plan B, Nike, and strawberries"

I know you're being facetious, but that's actually a superb notion. Let's get Dole or Chiquita to sponsor a skate team.
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Re: This is how we Dew
« Reply #9 on: April 08, 2013, 12:49:40 PM »
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P. Rod should drop mountain dew and get sponsored by raw fruit. "I skate for Plan B, Nike, and strawberries"
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I know you're being facetious, but that's actually a superb notion. Let's get Dole or Chiquita to sponsor a skate team.

Getting sponsored by fruit wouldn't be bad haha

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Re: This is how we Dew
« Reply #10 on: April 08, 2013, 05:29:10 PM »
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P. Rod should drop mountain dew and get sponsored by raw fruit. "I skate for Plan B, Nike, and strawberries"
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I know you're being facetious, but that's actually a superb notion. Let's get Dole or Chiquita to sponsor a skate team.
Fuck Dole. Those imperialist motherfuckers stole Hawaii's sovereignty. I'm pretty sure Bob Burnquist does/did skate for an acai berry company.

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Re: This is how we Dew
« Reply #11 on: April 08, 2013, 06:03:36 PM »
I figured your name meant commercial diarrhea since most of your posts are shit. Who cares? People that are worth saving don't drink it. Those that dew, deserve the consequences.  
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Re: This is how we Dew
« Reply #12 on: April 08, 2013, 07:03:22 PM »
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P. Rod should drop mountain dew and get sponsored by raw fruit. "I skate for Plan B, Nike, and strawberries"
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I know you're being facetious, but that's actually a superb notion. Let's get Dole or Chiquita to sponsor a skate team.
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Fuck Dole. Those imperialist motherfuckers stole Hawaii's sovereignty. I'm pretty sure Bob Burnquist does/did skate for an acai berry company.


He skates for Sambazon drinks and cafe.