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Re: Juggalos that rip
« Reply #30 on: August 12, 2013, 10:26:29 AM »
Can someone please explain what a juggalo is?

I'm Belgian and I've never ever heared that term...

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Re: Juggalos that rip
« Reply #31 on: August 12, 2013, 11:44:11 AM »
Can someone please explain what a juggalo is?

I'm Belgian and I've never ever heared that term...
I had only heard of them and seen them in KOTR so I watched the documentary someone posted earlier in this thread. So not ever having heard an ICP track I looked them up and well? holy shit they are possibly the worst shit I've ever seen. I find it hard to believe they are not a parody or joke act. It's as though they perhaps are quite intelligent guys who figured out that if you dumbed down hip hop and made it white enough you could attract a loyal audience too stupid to question how bad you actually are.

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Re: Juggalos that rip
« Reply #32 on: August 12, 2013, 11:45:48 AM »
Most of them hate skateboarders, hang around Denver park and fight skaters. Never seen one rip. but maybe they back Krux for that awesome commercial. They couldn't be smart enough to know they were making fun of them. If they were that smart they would not be juggalo's i reckon

I would so love for a juggalo to try and fight me...

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Re: Juggalos that rip
« Reply #33 on: August 12, 2013, 11:57:03 AM »
this is true. middle americas answer to the geisha



or is that japanese>

Well WHAT in God's name is the difference?

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Re: Juggalos that rip
« Reply #34 on: August 12, 2013, 12:03:34 PM »
I went to school with a juggalo. He was fat and was constantly working on his Honda CR-X. He also used to skate, he had green Kreeper Trucks..

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Re: Juggalos that rip
« Reply #35 on: August 12, 2013, 12:15:16 PM »
i few years ago i was looking for jobs on craigslist and sent my resume and portfolio to someone offering a job screen printing t-shirts for a local record label, but they didnt list the name of the lable. the guy called me the next day and said "this is so-and-so from psychopathic records (ICPs lable), wed like you to come in and do an interview." it was weird though because the first few things they asked werent your typical "what are your strengths and weaknesses?" type of questions, but instead they were "are you a juggalo? so your not down with the hatchet? do you even listen to ICP!?", all of which i replied "no." to and tried to sort of laugh it off, but they didnt find it funny. i dont think there were any real questions about the job until they showed me the work area and i had to tell them that i didnt know how to operate a mechanical screen printing machine and my only experience had been with doing manual printing. it was easily the worst job interview i ever did, but i really wasnt too upset that i didnt get hired.

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Re: Juggalos that rip
« Reply #36 on: August 12, 2013, 12:18:05 PM »
My older cousin told me that John Lennon wrote Working Class Hero for the Juggalos and he never lies.

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Re: Juggalos that rip
« Reply #37 on: August 12, 2013, 12:46:23 PM »
i few years ago i was looking for jobs on craigslist and sent my resume and portfolio to someone offering a job screen printing t-shirts for a local record label, but they didnt list the name of the lable. the guy called me the next day and said "this is so-and-so from psychopathic records (ICPs lable), wed like you to come in and do an interview." it was weird though because the first few things they asked werent your typical "what are your strengths and weaknesses?" type of questions, but instead they were "are you a juggalo? so your not down with the hatchet? do you even listen to ICP!?", all of which i replied "no." to and tried to sort of laugh it off, but they didnt find it funny. i dont think there were any real questions about the job until they showed me the work area and i had to tell them that i didnt know how to operate a mechanical screen printing machine and my only experience had been with doing manual printing. it was easily the worst job interview i ever did, but i really wasnt too upset that i didnt get hired.

The same thing happened to my roommate. Was it the place in Farmington? I pushed for him to take the job, even for a week. Then you could just chaulk it up as a solid life experience.

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Re: Juggalos that rip
« Reply #38 on: August 12, 2013, 12:54:58 PM »
they were in novi when i went to their place. i cant remember exactly where, but i think it was off 10 mile back in an industrial park. i felt the same way. figured if the job sucked, at least id have a pretty good story. that and i probably wouldve taken any job offered to me at the time.

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Re: Juggalos that rip
« Reply #39 on: August 12, 2013, 12:59:46 PM »
I went to school with a juggalo. He was fat and was constantly working on his Honda CR-X. He also used to skate, he had green Kreeper Trucks..

I was doubting your story until that last sentence...brother, you ain't lyin'.

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Re: Juggalos that rip
« Reply #40 on: August 12, 2013, 01:13:11 PM »
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this is true. middle americas answer to the geisha



or is that japanese>
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Well WHAT in God's name is the difference?

I would sleep with a geisha. I would NEVER sleep with a juggalo.

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Re: Juggalos that rip
« Reply #41 on: August 12, 2013, 01:23:43 PM »
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this is true. middle americas answer to the geisha



or is that japanese>
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Well WHAT in God's name is the difference?
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I would sleep with a geisha. I would NEVER sleep with a juggalo.

i would.


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Re: Juggalos that rip
« Reply #42 on: August 12, 2013, 02:29:54 PM »
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Most of them hate skateboarders, hang around Denver park and fight skaters. Never seen one rip. but maybe they back Krux for that awesome commercial. They couldn't be smart enough to know they were making fun of them. If they were that smart they would not be juggalo's i reckon
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I would so love for a juggalo to try and fight me...

WHOA slow down tough guy.

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Re: Juggalos that rip
« Reply #43 on: August 12, 2013, 03:36:13 PM »
Just remembered there's this bisexual ginger Juggalo that i go to school with. He says if anybody messes with him he'll hunt them down with his "Juggalo crew". He gets he shit beaten out of him more than you're average bear.

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Re: Juggalos that rip
« Reply #44 on: August 12, 2013, 05:18:47 PM »
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this is true. middle americas answer to the geisha

or is that japanese>
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Well WHAT in God's name is the difference?
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I would sleep with a geisha. I would NEVER sleep with a juggalo.
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i would.



Picturing this girl in 20 years...fat slag with 2 teeth. :(