Street League Pro has now signed over 200 NEW PROS!

[GAY]

OMG it's not really true but what if it was?

[yapple dapple]

They ready should. Why they sign some am's?

[GeorgeHanson]

It would be a team format where each skateboard brand team competed in a round robin series of games against one another and whoever scored the most points wouldkjfa;sdjnfvLSDfkcjZxbcffl;asfvgkjbasdf;LSDFJNFsdl;fJSDBF.

The bianca chandon and palace jerseys would be the business though.

[GAY]

It would be a team format where each skateboard brand team competed in a round robin series of games against one another and whoever scored the most points wouldkjfa;sdjnfvLSDfkcjZxbcffl;asfvgkjbasdf;LSDFJNFsdl;fJSDBF.

The bianca chandon and palace jerseys would be the business though.

I like where you're going with this. And they could create some type of thing that everybody is trying to catch, like a li'l Roomba, and everybody could chase it around and if you grab it and run towards the goal you have to do a trick while holding it...so like I could catch the little robot and then head for my opponents goal and then bust a half-cab heelflip benihana and the crowd would go wild and then I place it in its little basket or whatever and score 17 points. The possibilities are limitless/limited.

[yapple dapple]

They should take page from the back40 ad and do wheel spinning contest and salom as well.

[tortfeasor]

It would be a team format where each skateboard brand team competed in a round robin series of games against one another and whoever scored the most points wouldkjfa;sdjnfvLSDfkcjZxbcffl;asfvgkjbasdf;LSDFJNFsdl;fJSDBF.

The bianca chandon and palace jerseys would be the business though.

 Bianca Chandon reversible lacrosse penny now available in the sls store for only $150.

[chockfullofthat]

Aw ya. I gon' get my fantasy team ready.

[Joust Ostrich]

Thee old snatch the rumba before it vacuums up yo weed combo.  That's the real impact zone.

[LOU.502]

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It would be a team format where each skateboard brand team competed in a round robin series of games against one another and whoever scored the most points wouldkjfa;sdjnfvLSDfkcjZxbcffl;asfvgkjbasdf;LSDFJNFsdl;fJSDBF.

The bianca chandon and palace jerseys would be the business though.

[close]

I like where you're going with this. And they could create some type of thing that everybody is trying to catch, like a li'l Roomba, and everybody could chase it around and if you grab it and run towards the goal you have to do a trick while holding it...so like I could catch the little robot and then head for my opponents goal and then bust a half-cab heelflip benihana and the crowd would go wild and then I place it in its little basket or whatever and score 17 points. The possibilities are limitless/limited.

I'm just imagining a mustached Brawny man doing half cab heel benihanas all over the place and I love it.

[ben3350]

I like where this is going.

200 Pro SLS with commentator Chad Muska

[Global Moderator]

Street League is rad... I don't see the need to mock it. If it's not your cup of tea, let it be and those of us who find it fun to watch amazing skateboarding live on national TV will continue to enjoy it without you.

[gub]

it's a cool idea but why not with 400 pros ? even better

[littlefuckboy]

I heard for the half time show that chief keef and little wayne are gonna slap box

[Jared]

Fuck dude I just checked and anyone that's an active poster on slap made the list! Congrats y'all!

[SodaJerk]

Fuck dude I just checked and anyone that's an active poster on slap made the list! Congrats y'all!

Thanks, I've really been stepping it up this year and I just hope to make it to the finals and see how it goes, no strategy really just skating.

[SHARPSHOOTER]

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It would be a team format where each skateboard brand team competed in a round robin series of games against one another and whoever scored the most points wouldkjfa;sdjnfvLSDfkcjZxbcffl;asfvgkjbasdf;LSDFJNFsdl;fJSDBF.

The bianca chandon and palace jerseys would be the business though.

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I like where you're going with this. And they could create some type of thing that everybody is trying to catch, like a li'l Roomba, and everybody could chase it around and if you grab it and run towards the goal you have to do a trick while holding it...so like I could catch the little robot and then head for my opponents goal and then bust a half-cab heelflip benihana and the crowd would go wild and then I place it in its little basket or whatever and score 17 points. The possibilities are limitless/limited.

[close]

I'm just imagining a mustached Brawny man doing half cab heel benihanas all over the place and I love it.

ughh half cab heel benihana would look gross

[tortfeasor]

Fuck dude I just checked and anyone that's an active poster on slap made the list! Congrats y'all!

yea its going really well. i really love seeing everyone out here just like killing it you know?  these guys are  amazing and I'm honored just to out here. i was here last night practicing my run and working out the kinks making sure my hat falls off when i need it to. i fell 2 years ago but I've been working out with my chiropractor so I'm feeling good.  my plan for today is to just go out you know and have fun skating giving it 100 percent you know. i just gotta land my tricks and hope the judges score it.  yea. its cool.  and yea...thanks to monster energy, nike and AT&T and bobby digital for putting this on.  its really great for skateboarding and community... yea.

[GAY]

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Fuck dude I just checked and anyone that's an active poster on slap made the list! Congrats y'all!

[close]

yea its going really well. i really love seeing everyone out here just like killing it you know?  these guys are  amazing and I'm honored just to out here. i was here last night practicing my run and working out the kinks making sure my hat falls off when i need it to. i fell 2 years ago but I've been working out with my chiropractor so I'm feeling good.  my plan for today is to just go out you know and have fun skating giving it 100 percent you know. i just gotta land my tricks and hope the judges score it.  yea. its cool.  and yea...thanks to monster energy, nike and AT&T and bobby digital for putting this on.  its really great for skateboarding and community... yea.

I'm grateful I didn't have any liquid in my mouth or it would be all over my computer screen after that.

[GeorgeHanson]

Fuck dude I just checked and anyone that's an active poster on slap made the list! Congrats y'all!

All you other niggaz is wack. I'm number one. I'll fuckin' bitch slap Nyjahz ass. All yall haterz can kiss my ass and watch me bigspin double heel my way into street league history.

Fuck all yall. 2014 be the year of George Hanson. Nine club? You going to need a ten club where there is only one exclusive member. Me up in that bitch.

Watch this fuckin space, bitch.

Fuck Rob Dydrek and fuck ESPN and fuck Nike yo. I'm doin this fo me!!

SLS 2014 be the year of the Hanson!!

Yo I would like to thank my sponsor, DGK, for legitimising white people pretending to be black.

FREE CHRIS B(rown)!

[FutureAccident]

I imagine this as more of an American Gladiators type situation where the "Gladiators" are the established Street League Pros. They'll have matching unitards with their nicknames in glittery font across the middle. Their job will be to run across the course while the other 200 pros skate simultaneously, throwing rocks under wheels, putting skate stoppers on rails mid-session, and up in the corner will be Rob D. with the tennis ball cannon through the whole thing. Survival of the fittest. Last man alive wins.

I suggest the following nicknames to be stitched under the obvious Monster logo: 

Torey - LASER MUPPET (because he kinda skates like one of those muppets it takes two people to control, but the guy controlling the arms is obviously drunk)
P-Rod - THE ROD (too easy?)
Cole - TIPPY TOE COBRA
Nyjah - I MISS MY DAD
Dylan - THE GREASE
Mikey Taylor - I'M STILL HERE?

[FutureAccident]

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It would be a team format where each skateboard brand team competed in a round robin series of games against one another and whoever scored the most points wouldkjfa;sdjnfvLSDfkcjZxbcffl;asfvgkjbasdf;LSDFJNFsdl;fJSDBF.

The bianca chandon and palace jerseys would be the business though.

[close]

I like where you're going with this. And they could create some type of thing that everybody is trying to catch, like a li'l Roomba, and everybody could chase it around and if you grab it and run towards the goal you have to do a trick while holding it...so like I could catch the little robot and then head for my opponents goal and then bust a half-cab heelflip benihana and the crowd would go wild and then I place it in its little basket or whatever and score 17 points. The possibilities are limitless/limited.

This sounds fucking amazing and I would have no problems paying to see it.

[SodaJerk]

Damn George Hanson is keen. My money is on him so far.

[Joust Ostrich]

Holy shit, do I ever hope "laser muppet" sticks.

[pinche gringo]

Thee old snatch the rumba before it vacuums up yo weed combo.  That's the real impact zone.

High stakes...

[GAY]

I imagine this as more of an American Gladiators type situation where the "Gladiators" are the established Street League Pros. They'll have matching unitards with their nicknames in glittery font across the middle. Their job will be to run across the course while the other 200 pros skate simultaneously, throwing rocks under wheels, putting skate stoppers on rails mid-session, and up in the corner will be Rob D. with the tennis ball cannon through the whole thing. Survival of the fittest. Last man alive wins.

I suggest the following nicknames to be stitched under the obvious Monster logo: 

Torey - LASER MUPPET (because he kinda skates like one of those muppets it takes two people to control, but the guy controlling the arms is obviously drunk)
P-Rod - THE ROD (too easy?)
Cole - TIPPY TOE COBRA
Nyjah - I MISS MY DAD
Dylan - THE GREASE
Mikey Taylor - I'M STILL HERE?

Fucking hilarious. Only one I would change is P-Rod to PROD...and maybe DADDIE'Z BOI for Nyjah Bingey.

[Melanoma]

The real question is who is openly gay after they make it into the draft

[CumOnYourFace]

2nd place gets crucified.

[GAY]

The real question is who is openly gay after they make it into the draft

Do you mean, like, the draft turns them gay?

[Melanoma]

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The real question is who is openly gay after they make it into the draft

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Do you mean, like, the draft turns them gay?

hahaha I didn't mean like that although your comment reminded me of this