Author Topic: I'M A BELIEVER... (Read 1478 times)

bornindabay · « **on:** March 28, 2007, 06:08:57 PM »

I'VE NEVER REALLY 100% BELIEVED IN THE MAN UPSTAIRS BUT YESTERDAY HE SHOWED ME...

I HARDLY EVER PRAY UNLESS I NEED SOMETHING BUT THE DAY BEFORE YESTERDAY I PRAYED
TO GET A GOOD JOB IN MY NEW CAREER. AFTER I PRAYED I SAID TO MY SELF THAT IT
WOULD BE A SURE SIGN IF I GOT ONE THE NEXT DAY. THE NEXT DAY I GOT A JOB AND IT WAS
TOTALLY OUT OF THE BLUE. NOT GONNA BE ALL PREACHY BUT WILL MOST LIKELY HEAD OUT TO
CHURCH THE NEXT TIME MY LADY ASKS ME.

AAAAAAAAAMEN!!! HEHEHEHE

NAH, FOR REAL.

Meth and Hookers · « **Reply #1 on:** March 28, 2007, 06:12:34 PM »

next time ask him for a new keyboard where the caps lock isn't stuck

Alexactly · « **Reply #2 on:** March 28, 2007, 06:13:02 PM »

One time I prayed that if god showed me how to jerk off I'd go on a mission. Now I jerk it nearly daily and have no intentions of spreading the word.

Sucker.

bornindabay · « **Reply #3 on:** March 28, 2007, 06:17:29 PM »

Quote from: Meth and Hookers on March 28, 2007, 06:12:34 PM

next time ask him for a new keyboard where the caps lock isn't stuck

I was in preach mode... "NOW SAVE THIS SOUL FROM THE GRIPS OF HELL AND MAY YOU BLESS HIM "

kraftwerk · « **Reply #4 on:** March 28, 2007, 06:31:18 PM »

it's hip and popular to ridicule those who believe in God, so I say more power to you for straying from the cool crowd.

Stand and Deliver · « **Reply #5 on:** March 28, 2007, 06:38:27 PM »

Congrats on the job, by the way.

Edward Penishands · « **Reply #6 on:** March 28, 2007, 06:40:46 PM »

Quote from: Meth and Hookers on March 28, 2007, 06:12:34 PM

next time ask him for a new keyboard where the caps lock isn't stuck

zing!

isaac · « **Reply #7 on:** March 28, 2007, 06:52:47 PM »

Good for you Sanch. Beleive in what you want and fuck the haters.

sebastian toombs · « **Reply #8 on:** March 28, 2007, 07:12:30 PM »

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I was in preach mode... "NOW SAVE THIS SOUL FROM THE GRIPS OF HELL AND MAY YOU BLESS HIM "

lennie kirk mode?

Warren · « **Reply #9 on:** March 28, 2007, 08:06:36 PM »

Preaching to others is the worst part of religion. You can believe whatever stupid shit you want but nobody else cares.

bornindabay · « **Reply #10 on:** March 29, 2007, 12:34:23 AM »

I know. I just wanted to say that I think there's a god, or maybe just someone looking over us.

I would never try to be preachy on religion, I'm already preachy enough on here. There's only so much a preacher can preach before passing around the basket. Hey, my cadillac has to eat too! hehehe

I guess this isn't a very good start but all I'm gonna do is pray more and go to church with my lady once in a while.
It's a major step for me.

brooklyn brawler · « **Reply #11 on:** March 29, 2007, 02:00:17 AM »

Guh... Last night I prayed that everyone over 25 stop writing like a 12 year old girl on myspace, and today he gives me this thread.

fumblebag · « **Reply #12 on:** March 29, 2007, 11:22:52 AM »

you didn't pray that, you just wrote it in your sequin-encrusted Dear Diary

bornindabay · « **Reply #13 on:** March 29, 2007, 11:43:18 AM »

Quote from: brooklyn brawler on March 29, 2007, 02:00:17 AM

Guh... Last night I prayed that everyone over 25 stop writing like a 12 year old girl on myspace, and today he gives me this thread.

more of a reason for you to stay in school like I've been saying. I'm sure you guys are smart enough to know this.

TotallyAwesome · « **Reply #14 on:** March 29, 2007, 11:49:10 AM »

congrats on the job sanch.

i'm kind of bummed though...i was hoping you were still holding out for a minor league contract with the giants...

actually, i'm not bummed. what position were you trying to go out for?

brooklyn brawler · « **Reply #15 on:** March 29, 2007, 11:56:40 AM »

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more of a reason for you to stay in school like I've been saying. I'm sure you guys are smart enough to know this.

I've actually finished school, Hen hen. I've been finished for over a decade. I safely live in my parent's basement at the age of 35, destroying you like the king I am.

L.S · « **Reply #16 on:** March 29, 2007, 12:05:44 PM »

just wait till blaise finds out about this thread..

Raw!!! · « **Reply #17 on:** March 29, 2007, 09:51:12 PM »

Quote from: Warren on March 28, 2007, 08:06:36 PM

Preaching to others is the worst part of religion. You can believe whatever stupid shit you want but nobody else cares.

Totaly, some annoying people are way worse than thousands of people dying in wars.

I might as well drop an "IMO" in here too...

bornindabay · « **Reply #18 on:** March 29, 2007, 09:53:25 PM »

nothing much worse than Bush's horrible decisions. Really, if anyone should be compared to Hittler it ought to be him.

brooklyn brawler · « **Reply #19 on:** March 29, 2007, 11:05:29 PM »

or Jamie Thomas

j....soy..... · « **Reply #20 on:** March 29, 2007, 11:36:05 PM »

congrats on the job....

by the way...you're starting to sound like the hulkster....taking your vitamins... praying....

brooklyn brawler · « **Reply #21 on:** March 29, 2007, 11:55:02 PM »

I was there when the Rock beat him.

bornindabay · « **Reply #22 on:** March 29, 2007, 11:55:09 PM »

hehehe, vitamins are good.

I'm the hulkster with no special powers anymore-lol

lophatrophazoa · « **Reply #23 on:** March 30, 2007, 08:40:02 AM »

Quote from: bornindabay on March 29, 2007, 09:53:25 PM

nothing much worse than Bush's horrible decisions. Really, if anyone should be compared to Hittler it ought to be him.

but hitler knew what he was doing. bush just a dum monkey nutz

Jura · « **Reply #24 on:** March 30, 2007, 09:06:31 AM »

I wear a St. Anthony medal, as he is the patron saint of miracles.

About 1.5 years ago I was shit out of luck. Like totally broke and jobless. My girls mom was like, give st anthony a try. He helps out lost souls with "miracles." I was like sure, I need whatever help I can get. After praying with my medal for about 2 weeks, I got a sweet job in computers. Even though I had no experience.

Long story short, between then and now Ive gotten a raise, left my old job for a new, better one. And Ive randomly stumbled into a full blown career. Like straight adult status. I now am a certified HTML web designer, graphic production for the web, project manager and QA specialist. I write web content and do content management for a bunch of sites...

It just goes to show that sometimes all you really need is to believe that there is someone out there looking out for you. At least, it worked for me.

Flame away...

sheffledge · « **Reply #25 on:** March 30, 2007, 04:40:48 PM »

JESUS IS STELLAR

Author Topic: I'M A BELIEVER... (Read 1478 times)

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