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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3720 on: September 06, 2007, 11:57:45 AM »
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i start my senior year tomorrow
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i don't talk to any of the girls from my school. all the girls i talk to or hang out with live at least a twenty minute drive down the highway from me. whatever though, since i really started getting into summer mode two weeks ago, i am going to make summer last until i graduate


to clarify, the reason why i don't hang out with any girls from school is because they are all stuck up, conceited, uninteresting/boring, annoying, and they aren't what i am into for girls

pretty sure this applys to pretty much 90% of the kids in high school

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3721 on: September 06, 2007, 12:06:49 PM »
i lost my board the other day.   :(

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3722 on: September 06, 2007, 12:08:49 PM »
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i went to the doctor about my knee, and i also mentioned something about a rash on my back, and he asked to look at it. he told me i have shingles. fuck. i'm itching. fuck. >:( >:( >:( fuck.
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John, are you going to have to start taking STEROIDS! for your shingles?
i think so, i'm taking some massive blue pills called valtrex, and he also perscribed prednisone, i don't know what they do, i just take em.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3723 on: September 06, 2007, 01:26:16 PM »
this is my 999 post which means i'm almost a slap pal. 
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3724 on: September 06, 2007, 01:35:08 PM »
this is my 999 post which means i'm almost a slap pal. 
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3725 on: September 06, 2007, 01:36:51 PM »
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this is my 999 post which means i'm almost a slap pal. 
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someone kook me for quoting vol 1 of me. 
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3726 on: September 06, 2007, 01:38:34 PM »
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this is my 999 post which means i'm almost a slap pal. 
i guess its time to start a new account, be right back!
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H8R vol.2 checking in. 
someone kook me for quoting vol 1 of me. 
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someone kill you unless you want to do it yourself

i can't be killed.  another volume of myself will begin after my death.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3727 on: September 06, 2007, 01:44:44 PM »
damn it!  i signed in with the wrong account.   :D

yeah dude!

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3728 on: September 06, 2007, 03:09:32 PM »
30 minutes into skating this morning some kid, for no reason, took a shit in the middle of the park. Not hyped.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3729 on: September 06, 2007, 03:11:26 PM »
30 minutes into skating this morning some kid, for no reason, took a shit in the middle of the park. Not hyped.
thats odd

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3730 on: September 06, 2007, 03:16:21 PM »
30 minutes into skating this morning some kid, for no reason, took a shit in the middle of the park. Not hyped.

must've been a dare, why the heck would anyone drop a deuce in broad daylight?
either way, you just made me laugh out loud.  :D
 

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3731 on: September 06, 2007, 03:17:35 PM »
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30 minutes into skating this morning some kid, for no reason, took a shit in the middle of the park. Not hyped.
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thats odd
recently at a spot in my town there was a dead pigeon and we had a game of skate over it, maybe you should play "shit skate", wait, no, thats a terrible idea

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3732 on: September 06, 2007, 03:19:46 PM »
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30 minutes into skating this morning some kid, for no reason, took a shit in the middle of the park. Not hyped.
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thats odd
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recently at a spot in my town there was a dead pigeon and we had a game of skate over it, maybe you should play "shit skate", wait, no, thats a terrible idea
me and my boys were at the spot yesterday and one of my guys actually rolled thru bumshit which released a horrible smell. the flies seemed to dig it tho

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3733 on: September 06, 2007, 09:38:36 PM »
i dont fit in with anybody
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3734 on: September 06, 2007, 09:52:37 PM »
you've seen too much of the world, you're scaring the normal whiteboys.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3735 on: September 06, 2007, 11:31:57 PM »
i dont fit in with anybody

yep, thats what its like for me at school but i could care less
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3736 on: September 07, 2007, 12:18:10 AM »
it's 2:15 am and I'm still playing around online.  I work in six hours.

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we have a new concrete park.  It's sick, don't get me wrong, but it's on a plot of land with football fields, swimming pools, soccer fields, etc.  Every inch of that land is lit up until wee hours of the night, but not the fucking skatepark.  The pool is closed for the summer and the lights still came on tonight.  sorry.  I'm a bitch.
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3737 on: September 07, 2007, 12:30:03 AM »
you mean you're not stoked on a dead muskrat in your park?
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3738 on: September 07, 2007, 02:42:40 AM »
nearly every time I see a possum it's in dead form.
I rarely venture into classic slap and the one time I do it I find a guy getting his dick eaten by a dolphin.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3739 on: September 07, 2007, 08:57:44 AM »
Happy birthday to me...  :'(


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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3740 on: September 07, 2007, 11:39:42 AM »
Not stoked on Pooping at Mcdonalds this morning. There was no toilet paper so I sort of put my pants on and waddled over to the sink to see if there was paper towell, there wasn't. I wiped with the toilet paper roll and had mud-butt the whole drive home.


Atleast the roll didn't flush and some dropout who makes 6.00 will have to pick it up. He should have been on top of his toilet paper game.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3741 on: September 07, 2007, 11:45:47 AM »
it's 2:15 am and I'm still playing around online.  I work in six hours.

cavities.

we have a new concrete park.  It's sick, don't get me wrong, but it's on a plot of land with football fields, swimming pools, soccer fields, etc.  Every inch of that land is lit up until wee hours of the night, but not the fucking skatepark.  The pool is closed for the summer and the lights still came on tonight.  sorry.  I'm a bitch.

Get with Grim and find out how to write a letter to your city council to get that shit lit up!

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3742 on: September 07, 2007, 11:47:12 AM »
Not stoked on Pooping at Mcdonalds this morning. There was no toilet paper so I sort of put my pants on and waddled over to the sink to see if there was paper towell, there wasn't. I wiped with the toilet paper roll and had mud-butt the whole drive home.


Atleast the roll didn't flush and some dropout who makes 6.00 will have to pick it up. He should have been on top of his toilet paper game.

I really only try to shit at home. I try to eat foods with fiber in them so I can drop a duece before work each day, and never have to use a public toilet to take a shit.

P.S. Kev, happy birthday. How old are you now?

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3743 on: September 07, 2007, 01:40:10 PM »
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hubba hideout, NOW WITH SAND.

my trip would have been so much fun.
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tricks into sand ala mandown?
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3744 on: September 07, 2007, 01:42:56 PM »
not stoked on my boss telling me my mustache is against company policy.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3745 on: September 07, 2007, 02:19:08 PM »
not stoked on my boss telling me my mustache is against company policy.

hahaha; that's hilarious, what a asshole,
maybe it's because you can grow a stache and he doesn't?

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3746 on: September 07, 2007, 02:23:18 PM »
Happy birthday to me...  :'(



Happy B-Day yo!
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3747 on: September 07, 2007, 02:24:21 PM »
I asked this fine ass girl to homecoming.

She said "sure" very exasperated and doesn't know if she's going at all. I'm calling bullshit.

I'm sure she had some jock in mind to take her.
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3748 on: September 07, 2007, 02:28:53 PM »
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Happy birthday to me...  :'(


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Happy B-Day yo!

yeah dude, congrats  :-*

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3749 on: September 07, 2007, 02:33:13 PM »
happy bird day nigga. I'm fina po out some of my 40 wata fo yu.