Things you are not stoked on

[jared...]

you mean you're not stoked on a dead muskrat in your park?

[EricLogan]

nearly every time I see a possum it's in dead form.

[kev]

Happy birthday to me... 

[89-90pistons]

Not stoked on Pooping at Mcdonalds this morning. There was no toilet paper so I sort of put my pants on and waddled over to the sink to see if there was paper towell, there wasn't. I wiped with the toilet paper roll and had mud-butt the whole drive home.


Atleast the roll didn't flush and some dropout who makes 6.00 will have to pick it up. He should have been on top of his toilet paper game.

[colin]

it's 2:15 am and I'm still playing around online.  I work in six hours.

cavities.

we have a new concrete park.  It's sick, don't get me wrong, but it's on a plot of land with football fields, swimming pools, soccer fields, etc.  Every inch of that land is lit up until wee hours of the night, but not the fucking skatepark.  The pool is closed for the summer and the lights still came on tonight.  sorry.  I'm a bitch.

Get with Grim and find out how to write a letter to your city council to get that shit lit up!

[colin]

Not stoked on Pooping at Mcdonalds this morning. There was no toilet paper so I sort of put my pants on and waddled over to the sink to see if there was paper towell, there wasn't. I wiped with the toilet paper roll and had mud-butt the whole drive home.


Atleast the roll didn't flush and some dropout who makes 6.00 will have to pick it up. He should have been on top of his toilet paper game.

I really only try to shit at home. I try to eat foods with fiber in them so I can drop a duece before work each day, and never have to use a public toilet to take a shit.

P.S. Kev, happy birthday. How old are you now?

[ahlee]

not stoked on my boss telling me my mustache is against company policy.

[boyan]

not stoked on my boss telling me my mustache is against company policy.

hahaha; that's hilarious, what a asshole,
maybe it's because you can grow a stache and he doesn't?

[MexicanSpaniard]

Happy birthday to me... 

Happy B-Day yo!

[Sony MDR V2 headphones]

I asked this fine ass girl to homecoming.

She said "sure" very exasperated and doesn't know if she's going at all. I'm calling bullshit.

I'm sure she had some jock in mind to take her.

[boyan]

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Happy birthday to me... 

[close]

Happy B-Day yo!

yeah dude, congrats 

[shutupbitch]

happy bird day nigga. I'm fina po out some of my 40 wata fo yu.

[MexicanSpaniard]

Tried OE high gravity last night. It has a higher alco content but some of the charcoal flavor was lost in the process. OG OE is best.

[Alexactly]

I did a 40 of steel reserve last night. It's 8.1, and it got me drunk.


Also, fuck Mr. Pizza Man, there website says they deliver to Berkeley, so we placed an order online, thinking that the pizza would arrive at the house just as we would, and half way through a drunken bike ride home we get a call from some cunt saying that they don't serve Berkeley. Fucking cunts.

[cold budweisers]

high gravity malted liquor beverages turn me into an asshole

[FuckNameLock]

when you quit a job for a future career after 3 years and all a sudden all your co-workers think you fuckin killed someone or something and you can tell your boss wants to scream FUCK YOU>> YOU CANT QUIT but has to hold it in... pretty shitty day for me today considering i fuckin loved tht job

[max power]

people wearing beanies in 90 degree heat

[E.l.G]

My groin is fucked and I haven't been able to skate for like 3 weeks. I went to a physiotherapist yesterday and the dude said to see a doctor because it might be a hernia. I went to the doctor today and after getting my crotch felt up for 10 minutes I'm told to go home and take some ibuprofen. It seems nobody can actually tell me what exactly is going on and I'm really frustrated.

I also have like ten rolls of film sitting on my desk but no money to develop them.

The soles on my shoes are practically falling off but there haven't been any new black or blue suede halfcabs at the shop for ages.

[H8R vol.2]

^ouch, hope you get better soon.
they got half cabs on sale(i think $40) over at buyskateshoes.com.




i'm not stoked on being stuck at work today, its beautiful day for skateboarding. 

[woody]

I did a 40 of steel reserve last night. It's 8.1, and it got me drunk.


Also, fuck Mr. Pizza Man, there website says they deliver to Berkeley, so we placed an order online, thinking that the pizza would arrive at the house just as we would, and half way through a drunken bike ride home we get a call from some cunt saying that they don't serve Berkeley. Fucking cunts.

Mr. Pizza Man is best by the slice anyway, 2 dollars for a slice and soda, and the slice is actually good and fills you up. I'm pissed they got rid of the one in Berkeley, but I usually stop by whenever I'm skating downtown Oakland.

[eranka]

My groin is fucked and I haven't been able to skate for like 3 weeks. I went to a physiotherapist yesterday and the dude said to see a doctor because it might be a hernia. I went to the doctor today and after getting my crotch felt up for 10 minutes I'm told to go home and take some ibuprofen. It seems nobody can actually tell me what exactly is going on and I'm really frustrated.

Had the same problem about a year ago, couldnt barely skate or even climb steps for about 2 months, even when i took a break from skating and feeling alright it came back after the first session
the only thing that helped me is doing tons of stretches that work on the area before and after sessions, when i started doing it the pain went away and i could skate again, a good one is to sit on the ground with the soles of your foot touching eachother and with your hands you push your knees towards the ground. do it after you warm up a bit and after the sessions and it will help
now, a year later, i can still feel pain there when doing certain things and sometimes it bugs the hell out of me, hope you get well i know hoe much it sucks

[sebastian toombs]

I also have like ten rolls of film sitting on my desk but no money to develop them.

[yeah dude!]

when you quit a job for a future career after 3 years and all a sudden all your co-workers think you fuckin killed someone or something and you can tell your boss wants to scream FUCK YOU>> YOU CANT QUIT but has to hold it in... pretty shitty day for me today considering i fuckin loved tht job

What's your career going to be?

[dem hoes squawkin levitra]

12 months probation, can't enjoy getting high in the yard with the dog for a while.
parents watching justin timberlake concert on tv with surround sound, then having to hear dad try to justify it's very goood music. on surround sound, damn.

job interview went too well today, they're not supposed to be fucking that hyped on me. coming back on tuesday, pretty sure i fucking blew that shit.

[kev]

When interviewers seem more stoked than they should be, it's because the job fucking blows, and they're thrilled to have a capable candidate. 

[H8R vol.2]

if they're hyped on you, how did you blow it?

as fas as probation,
just smoke 21 days out of the month, then on the last week, take 2 mega golden seals(1000mg) 3 times a day for 3 days straight, then just drink water for the next 4 days and you're guaranteed to pass.  that 4 day period of drinking water will wash away the golden seal.  just make sure to check the mgs on it,  don't get some weak ass 85mg shit, you gotta ge the super mega mg kind.
   

[dem hoes squawkin levitra]

maybe i'll start doing that after i pass the first couple UAs, have them believe "i'm on the right track" and then i don't have to fret over random testing and can have an enjoyable probation. shit's a fucking joke, who the fuck is to judge me for ingesting shit that grows from "god's earth".


as far with the job, i have this thick moustache and ol boy had a grizzly beard so he might suspect i already know what's up. but i still think i blew it. noone is THAT hyped on me after just reading my shit and talking to me for a few minutes. if only he were a cougar.

[max power]

i was supposed to do stuff tonight but i bailed because i thought i was going to have a diarrhea blowout and it never happened.

[Brandon]

the lady's cat died the other day, and they were pretty close, so she's super bummed out.

too bummed out to let me smash.  i'm trying not to be selfish...but fuck, man.

[defiantnate]

I fell bombing a hill in the dark on Friday, and I still feel like I got hit by a car. I ripped a huge hole in my hand, fucked up my elbow, got a mean hipper and hurt my neck a little bit... shit sucks, I want to skate.