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I want to skate a Palace deck but I can't seem to find any that aren't ridiculously marked up by hypebeast re-sellers.
you seem like you suck at skateboarding if you like Palace; so you should probably just buy a blank or a shop deck, all skateboards are pretty much the same, except for marketing. being young and dumb sucks but if you listen to my advice you will have enough money left over to take a girl out for ice cream and she might suck your dick if you are nice to her.
Yo listen guy, not everyone is trying to get their dick sucked by a teacher from the local school. Here's a quick guide to you youngins tryna get with a dirty bitch who's down:
1. Have cool hair
2. Get shitty tattoos
3. Smoke cigarettes
4. Skate exotic british brand skateboards made for tough gentlemen (look for the triangle on the tail)
5. P i c k a n d c h o o s e