Author Topic: Jaden Smith (Read 4985 times)

sluggers · « **on:** July 25, 2018, 12:04:26 AM »

Another new film involving skating, but I am not even going to link it as it looks terrible.

Skate Kitchen (2018).

FLstrange · « **Reply #1 on:** July 25, 2018, 12:51:15 AM »

"do you like dick or pussy?" - Skate Kitchen 2018

iKobrakai · « **Reply #2 on:** July 25, 2018, 12:58:48 AM »

Teenage drama plus skateboarding, sweet.

Kickflipmcdelux · « **Reply #3 on:** July 25, 2018, 01:00:13 AM »

Jadens the homie and when he lands on those four wheels he told me there's no other feeling that can compare.

Lenny the Fatface · « **Reply #4 on:** July 25, 2018, 01:48:36 AM »

Imagine having a mom as bangable as Jada Pickett though. 2pac was running through that back in the day RIP.

fang · « **Reply #5 on:** July 25, 2018, 03:06:36 AM »

Dear mama

smellsdead · « **Reply #6 on:** July 25, 2018, 03:10:50 AM »

makes sense as the past two weeks cooked up some tasty footage we now get some stinky cheese

edit: 3 sk8r films poppin. the machine is hard at work capturing all demographics to boost olympics ratings

Shuh · « **Reply #7 on:** July 25, 2018, 04:17:59 AM »

It's not even for the slap demographic

lampshade · « **Reply #8 on:** July 25, 2018, 05:57:15 AM »

Man. He already ruined The Karate Kid, now he's taking it to skating?

Jabootie Bootie · « **Reply #9 on:** July 25, 2018, 07:11:32 AM »

Looks better than the Jonah Hill movie. Jaden Smith doesn't ever seem right for anything, though.

WantSomeSlaw · « **Reply #10 on:** July 25, 2018, 07:19:07 AM »

Let's not forget this gem

Clark_After_Dark · « **Reply #11 on:** July 25, 2018, 07:40:01 AM »

Quote from: WantSomeSlaw on July 25, 2018, 07:19:07 AM

Let's not forget this gem

Tiger Hood at the 1:06 mark. SPOTTED.

Mr. Fink · « **Reply #12 on:** July 25, 2018, 08:14:26 AM »

Quote from: WantSomeSlaw on July 25, 2018, 07:19:07 AM

Let's not forget this gem

“We just Kickflip.” Hahahaha

SHIREFLIP · « **Reply #13 on:** July 25, 2018, 08:26:12 AM »

Yes, Jaden. It's the wheels preventing you from skating properly.

GAY · « **Reply #14 on:** July 25, 2018, 09:06:30 AM »

Breathless with anticipation over this full release.

puff daddy · « **Reply #15 on:** July 25, 2018, 09:11:09 AM »

Quote from: smellsdead on July 25, 2018, 03:10:50 AM

makes sense as the past two weeks cooked up some tasty footage we now get some stinky cheese

edit: 3 sk8r films poppin. the machine is hard at work capturing all demographics to boost olympics ratings

This one, Jonah Hill's movie, what's the third ?

puff daddy · « **Reply #16 on:** July 25, 2018, 09:12:17 AM »

Quote from: Jabootie Bootie on July 25, 2018, 07:11:32 AM

Looks better than the Jonah Hill movie. Jaden Smith doesn't ever seem right for anything, though.

It actually looks worse than every movie ever made.

Beeda Weeda · « **Reply #17 on:** July 25, 2018, 09:20:29 AM »

jaden smith is unaware of anything else in the world besides jaden smith.

GAY · « **Reply #18 on:** July 25, 2018, 09:23:46 AM »

Quote from: Beeda Weeda on July 25, 2018, 09:20:29 AM

jaden smith is unaware of anything else in the world besides jaden smith.

No he's aware of vaping, too. So that's two things. Jaden Smith and vaping.

FS-OverKOOK · « **Reply #19 on:** July 25, 2018, 09:27:18 AM »

Quote from: GAY on July 25, 2018, 09:06:30 AM

Breathless with anticipation over this full release.

are we still talking about skating?

shark tits · « **Reply #20 on:** July 25, 2018, 09:29:57 AM »

Quote from: FLstrange on July 25, 2018, 12:51:15 AM

"do you like dick or pussy?" - Skate Kitchen 2018

'i flip a coin. heads it's pussy, tails it's balls across the nose. oh!' --- andrew dice clay

bongboarder420 · « **Reply #21 on:** July 25, 2018, 09:42:55 AM »

Quote from: puff daddy on July 25, 2018, 09:11:09 AM

Quote from: smellsdead on July 25, 2018, 03:10:50 AM
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makes sense as the past two weeks cooked up some tasty footage we now get some stinky cheese

edit: 3 sk8r films poppin. the machine is hard at work capturing all demographics to boost olympics ratings
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This one, Jonah Hill's movie, what's the third ?

The Tony hawk old man

h00man · « **Reply #22 on:** July 25, 2018, 10:40:21 AM »

What is Jaden's actual purpose in this story? He's just there...he does a heelflip though but he seems so irrelevant to the plot. Just there to say "oh we have Will Smith's son in this movie".

feedmeseymour · « **Reply #23 on:** July 25, 2018, 11:23:42 AM »

you know that dude in the shop was hyped that he finally sold those massive green wheels to someone

Jared · « **Reply #24 on:** July 25, 2018, 11:32:06 AM »

This looks Spring Breakers level terrible. Skate or die bitch.

artskool · « **Reply #25 on:** July 25, 2018, 12:36:46 PM »

Jaden Smith pushes like a 5 year old who just stepped onto a board for their first time.

thebacker · « **Reply #26 on:** July 25, 2018, 12:38:30 PM »

Do we REALLY need another thread about this?

rapscallion · « **Reply #27 on:** July 25, 2018, 01:32:41 PM »

Quote from: h00man on July 25, 2018, 10:40:21 AM

What is Jaden's actual purpose in this story? He's just there...he does a heelflip though but he seems so irrelevant to the plot. Just there to say "oh we have Will Smith's son in this movie".

Nailed it. Also so he can say he was involved in a skateboarding movie.

TheLurper · « **Reply #28 on:** July 25, 2018, 02:31:58 PM »

Fuck, this looks terrible, but it does have pretty strong reviews on Rotten Tomatoes.

Cherb · « **Reply #29 on:** July 25, 2018, 02:37:23 PM »

Quote from: puff daddy on July 25, 2018, 09:12:17 AM

Quote from: Jabootie Bootie on July 25, 2018, 07:11:32 AM
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Looks better than the Jonah Hill movie. Jaden Smith doesn't ever seem right for anything, though.
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It actually looks worse than every movie ever made.

Author Topic: Jaden Smith (Read 4985 times)

Mr. Fink

SHIREFLIP

Beeda Weeda

shark tits

feedmeseymour

thebacker