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[Sleazy]

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What is that even supposed to mean? Your husband is more likely to cheat on you if you're hot and do yoga?

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Thanks for making me feel not alone here, I don’t get it either.

way over my head and wasn't sure if that meant i was or wasn't a misogynist

[Texas_Tone]

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What is that even supposed to mean? Your husband is more likely to cheat on you if you're hot and do yoga?

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Thanks for making me feel not alone here, I don’t get it either.

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way over my head and wasn't sure if that meant i was or wasn't a misogynist

It’s basically saying he cheated on her because she didn’t arch her back while he was hitting it from behind, extremely weird meme for someone who definitely hasn’t had sex….ever, that’s the only explanation guys, Br*nk is a virgin

[Bingyflip]

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What is that even supposed to mean? Your husband is more likely to cheat on you if you're hot and do yoga?

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Thanks for making me feel not alone here, I don’t get it either.

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way over my head and wasn't sure if that meant i was or wasn't a misogynist

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It’s basically saying he cheated on her because she didn’t arch her back while he was hitting it from behind, extremely weird meme for someone who definitely hasn’t had sex….ever, that’s the only explanation guys, Br*nk is a virgin

The fact it took an actual explaination.. seems he's not the only one

[ok boomer]

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What is that even supposed to mean? Your husband is more likely to cheat on you if you're hot and do yoga?

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Thanks for making me feel not alone here, I don’t get it either.

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way over my head and wasn't sure if that meant i was or wasn't a misogynist

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It’s basically saying he cheated on her because she didn’t arch her back while he was hitting it from behind, extremely weird meme for someone who definitely hasn’t had sex….ever, that’s the only explanation guys, Br*nk is a virgin

I back this

[MareVitals]

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Jaysus

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Both these guys need to leave skateboarding alone.

"Mikey" Taylor contributed nothing.
Mike Mo had one legendary part and blew it.

Really wish people my age and older would pull their heads out of their asses and stop giving them the time of day. They're still grifting when they haven't been relevant in 15+ years.

[skate_or_dingus]

DGasanova

[TwisT]

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Jaysus

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Both these guys need to leave skateboarding alone.

"Mikey" Taylor contributed nothing.
Mike Mo had one legendary part and blew it.

Really wish people my age and older would pull their heads out of their asses and stop giving them the time of day. They're still grifting when they haven't been relevant in 15+ years.

To be fair to mo, he had a career ending injury an over a decade ago, and girl just said, we rock with you anyway.

Technically that’s not blowing it.

[MareVitals]

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Jaysus

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Both these guys need to leave skateboarding alone.

"Mikey" Taylor contributed nothing.
Mike Mo had one legendary part and blew it.

Really wish people my age and older would pull their heads out of their asses and stop giving them the time of day. They're still grifting when they haven't been relevant in 15+ years.

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To be fair to mo, he had a career ending injury an over a decade ago, and girl just said, we rock with you anyway.

Technically that’s not blowing it.

He didn't get that injury skating. He got it driving a golf kart wasted at Woodward. That's blowing it to me.

We all would have taken the free crail money but looking back now it's just another one of their fuck ups.

[Dummklaus]

DGasanova

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DFLv4nryX8h/ 

[Elijah Chandler]

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Jaysus

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Both these guys need to leave skateboarding alone.

"Mikey" Taylor contributed nothing.
Mike Mo had one legendary part and blew it.

Really wish people my age and older would pull their heads out of their asses and stop giving them the time of day. They're still grifting when they haven't been relevant in 15+ years.

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To be fair to mo, he had a career ending injury an over a decade ago, and girl just said, we rock with you anyway.

Technically that’s not blowing it.

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He didn't get that injury skating. He got it driving a golf kart wasted at Woodward. That's blowing it to me.

We all would have taken the free crail money but looking back now it's just another one of their fuck ups.

he's beyond blowing it at this point, he could've at the very least gotten another surgery some stem cells and tried to actually make a go of it

[Resin]

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Jaysus

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Both these guys need to leave skateboarding alone.

"Mikey" Taylor contributed nothing.
Mike Mo had one legendary part and blew it.

Really wish people my age and older would pull their heads out of their asses and stop giving them the time of day. They're still grifting when they haven't been relevant in 15+ years.

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To be fair to mo, he had a career ending injury an over a decade ago, and girl just said, we rock with you anyway.

Technically that’s not blowing it.

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He didn't get that injury skating. He got it driving a golf kart wasted at Woodward. That's blowing it to me.

We all would have taken the free crail money but looking back now it's just another one of their fuck ups.

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he's beyond blowing it at this point, he could've at the very least gotten another surgery some stem cells and tried to actually make a go of it

ay doc how's abouta coupla stem cells in ere this time?

[LemThurdy]

DGasanova

Man , I saw that post yesterday what happened to David? He use to be thrasher metal guy and now he’s from the hood and making raps….and that was pretty bad

[Atiba Applebum]

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DGasanova

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Man , I saw that post yesterday what happened to David? He use to be thrasher metal guy and now he’s from the hood and making raps….and that was pretty bad

Human Judgment Night soundtrack

[lucascbn]

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Jaysus

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Both these guys need to leave skateboarding alone.

"Mikey" Taylor contributed nothing.
Mike Mo had one legendary part and blew it.

Really wish people my age and older would pull their heads out of their asses and stop giving them the time of day. They're still grifting when they haven't been relevant in 15+ years.

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To be fair to mo, he had a career ending injury an over a decade ago, and girl just said, we rock with you anyway.

Technically that’s not blowing it.

Crail definitely had his back, for somewhat obvs good reasons (huge Mikemo following by the time).

He fucked up pretty bad, what type of dumbass drives a golfcart wasted in the night and by skateparks/ bowls?

And as someone said, it wasnt even a skate-related injury.

(pardon my tone if it's sounding agressive, dont mean it)

[cornman]

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DGasanova

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Couldn’t have said it better myself.

[backside_frontside]

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Jaysus

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Both these guys need to leave skateboarding alone.

"Mikey" Taylor contributed nothing.
Mike Mo had one legendary part and blew it.

Really wish people my age and older would pull their heads out of their asses and stop giving them the time of day. They're still grifting when they haven't been relevant in 15+ years.

[close]

To be fair to mo, he had a career ending injury an over a decade ago, and girl just said, we rock with you anyway.

Technically that’s not blowing it.

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He didn't get that injury skating. He got it driving a golf kart wasted at Woodward. That's blowing it to me.

We all would have taken the free crail money but looking back now it's just another one of their fuck ups.

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he's beyond blowing it at this point, he could've at the very least gotten another surgery some stem cells and tried to actually make a go of it

Mikemo 100% blew it. Career ending injury from a golf cart accident? Yea you blew it. Then Crail just let him milk it for another decade because "loyalty". Crail blew it too. Mikemo is an industry leach clinging on to his last shred of relevancy to grift the next generation.

[elbarto]

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Jaysus

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Both these guys need to leave skateboarding alone.

"Mikey" Taylor contributed nothing.
Mike Mo had one legendary part and blew it.

Really wish people my age and older would pull their heads out of their asses and stop giving them the time of day. They're still grifting when they haven't been relevant in 15+ years.

[close]

To be fair to mo, he had a career ending injury an over a decade ago, and girl just said, we rock with you anyway.

Technically that’s not blowing it.

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He didn't get that injury skating. He got it driving a golf kart wasted at Woodward. That's blowing it to me.

We all would have taken the free crail money but looking back now it's just another one of their fuck ups.

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he's beyond blowing it at this point, he could've at the very least gotten another surgery some stem cells and tried to actually make a go of it

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Mikemo 100% blew it. Career ending injury from a golf cart accident? Yea you blew it. Then Crail just let him milk it for another decade because "loyalty". Crail blew it too. Mikemo is an industry leach clinging on to his last shred of relevancy to grift the next generation.

He’s said multiple times that people say this all the time but his foot is literally paralyzed and there’s nothing that can currently be done to fix it. I don’t blame Crail at all for helping him keep a career going, If I had a career ending injury and my boss said “hey stay on payroll as long as you want, we like you too much to just drop you”, I’d be so fucking happy. Sure Mo might’ve turned into a tech bro NFT grifter but it’s not like he’s KB’ing it. He probably still skates better than 90% of us and his entire foot is literally non functional.

[GnarAlarm]

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Jaysus

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Both these guys need to leave skateboarding alone.

"Mikey" Taylor contributed nothing.
Mike Mo had one legendary part and blew it.

Really wish people my age and older would pull their heads out of their asses and stop giving them the time of day. They're still grifting when they haven't been relevant in 15+ years.

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To be fair to mo, he had a career ending injury an over a decade ago, and girl just said, we rock with you anyway.

Technically that’s not blowing it.

[close]

He didn't get that injury skating. He got it driving a golf kart wasted at Woodward. That's blowing it to me.

We all would have taken the free crail money but looking back now it's just another one of their fuck ups.

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he's beyond blowing it at this point, he could've at the very least gotten another surgery some stem cells and tried to actually make a go of it

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Mikemo 100% blew it. Career ending injury from a golf cart accident? Yea you blew it. Then Crail just let him milk it for another decade because "loyalty". Crail blew it too. Mikemo is an industry leach clinging on to his last shred of relevancy to grift the next generation.

Geez did Mike Mo bully you in grade school or something?

[MareVitals]

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Jaysus

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Both these guys need to leave skateboarding alone.

"Mikey" Taylor contributed nothing.
Mike Mo had one legendary part and blew it.

Really wish people my age and older would pull their heads out of their asses and stop giving them the time of day. They're still grifting when they haven't been relevant in 15+ years.

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To be fair to mo, he had a career ending injury an over a decade ago, and girl just said, we rock with you anyway.

Technically that’s not blowing it.

[close]

He didn't get that injury skating. He got it driving a golf kart wasted at Woodward. That's blowing it to me.

We all would have taken the free crail money but looking back now it's just another one of their fuck ups.

[close]

he's beyond blowing it at this point, he could've at the very least gotten another surgery some stem cells and tried to actually make a go of it

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Mikemo 100% blew it. Career ending injury from a golf cart accident? Yea you blew it. Then Crail just let him milk it for another decade because "loyalty". Crail blew it too. Mikemo is an industry leach clinging on to his last shred of relevancy to grift the next generation.

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He’s said multiple times that people say this all the time but his foot is literally paralyzed and there’s nothing that can currently be done to fix it. I don’t blame Crail at all for helping him keep a career going, If I had a career ending injury and my boss said “hey stay on payroll as long as you want, we like you too much to just drop you”, I’d be so fucking happy. Sure Mo might’ve turned into a tech bro NFT grifter but it’s not like he’s KB’ing it. He probably still skates better than 90% of us and his entire foot is literally non functional.

He 100% is still better than me even with a paralyzed foot. Still, every time the guys name comes up now it's some grift. The fully flared part was magic for sure but to the point he legit has been supported for years. It's not like we are kicking him when he's down, he's had every opportunity to find another source of income that isn't grifting older skaters with useless bullshit. Linking up with Mikey Taylor speaks volumes.

[goeatsomefriedbread]

Absolutely jeremied out of his rogers

[HeavyAndExpensive]

So obvious he worked on that semi-chub for the pic

Life is all about attitude and how you choose to see things. Where others view that dick as half limp, I like to view it as half erect.

[Jeremykleinsjackrag]

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Jaysus

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Both these guys need to leave skateboarding alone.

"Mikey" Taylor contributed nothing.
Mike Mo had one legendary part and blew it.

Really wish people my age and older would pull their heads out of their asses and stop giving them the time of day. They're still grifting when they haven't been relevant in 15+ years.

[close]

To be fair to mo, he had a career ending injury an over a decade ago, and girl just said, we rock with you anyway.

Technically that’s not blowing it.

[close]

He didn't get that injury skating. He got it driving a golf kart wasted at Woodward. That's blowing it to me.

We all would have taken the free crail money but looking back now it's just another one of their fuck ups.

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he's beyond blowing it at this point, he could've at the very least gotten another surgery some stem cells and tried to actually make a go of it

Surely the circles he rolls with could have got him that sweet adrenochrome hookup

[Shtonk]

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Jaysus

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xgames announced last year that they were introducing a year long team-based league.
https://www.espn.com/espn/story/_/id/40340230/x-games-league-feature-year-round-schedule-team-format

I love watching contests. Regular people don't give a fuck about skateboarding, because it's skateboarding. For whatever reason, people try to equate it to the act like it deserves to be the NBA, but it's more akin to cheerleading, or polo. This is not a dig at other sports, just that skateboarding doesn't need to be gassed into thinking it's more deserving of a large platform.

I also don't think skateboarding should constantly be in the public eye

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My cousin who has never skated a day in his life watched an SLS or something with me one time, I don't recall the exact tricks but basically one guy did a bigflip front board and then Giovanni Vianna did one of his psychotic fakie combos.
My cousin could not for the life of him, no matter how I tried to explain, understand how Vianna's trick scored higher.
He even had me rewind the video to watch the bigflip front board again. "You mean to tell me rolling backwards is harder than doing THAT!? There's just no way! These judges are dumb, man!

I can do a kickflip and then a pop shuv and my fiance will say they look like the same trick to her.
I think people who don't skate will naturally watch your upper body and the board is just a blur.

So Mike-Mo isn't wrong about the "yes/no" point he was making.
My finace has seen a ton of skate videos, and by a long shot her favorite things have been Kasso and that SLS Team Games thing where they were doing shit like highest hippie jump and longest stationary wheelie.
I always figured she just liked that they were light hearted fun, but I can see she probably also liked that they were objective and she didn't need to know the difference between switch and fakie to know who jumped higher.

Have you stopped to consider that these people watch any kind of skateboarding because of you and it's a varying degree of boredom for them but they would never tune into ANY kind of skate content on their own? How many people actively watch any sport without a proper degree of understanding and interest in it? American Football and Baseball are both pretty inaccessible, I didn't get what the hell was going on the few times somebody made me watch it, bases yardlines whateverthefuck. These sports are not established and succesful because they're easy to understand.

[j....soy.....]

Sort of a sacred cow, but what's wrong with Jim Thiebaud?  Other than age, does he actually have some sort of degenerative condition? 

[Síota]

Sort of a sacred cow, but what's wrong with Jim Thiebaud?  Other than age, does he actually have some sort of degenerative condition?

What you on about? Like sorry what's the reference?  Didn't he fuck his back up a year ago or something?

[Atiba Applebum]

The degenerative condition is calling aging

[Alan]

Oh, so that's why he fell for Huberman's shitty supplements.

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

Cab on nutrition:

I don’t think it’s a lame post per se, but I certainly wouldn’t be taking dietary advice from a guy who thinks he reinvented salad because he chucked in some strawberries 🍓

[cornman]

Cab on nutrition:

I don’t think it’s a lame post per se, but I certainly wouldn’t be taking dietary advice from a guy who thinks he reinvented salad because he chucked in some strawberries 🍓

On a scale of 1 to posting inspirational quotes about how a partner must be mature after getting dumped by a 19 year old, this is a solid 5.

Just lurked his insta and it looks like he has a new gf that’s well above the divide by 2 and add 7 rule. Go Cab!

[ToySanta]

Cab on nutrition:

I don’t think it’s a lame post per se, but I certainly wouldn’t be taking dietary advice from a guy who thinks he reinvented salad because he chucked in some strawberries 🍓

It’s pretty fucking lame for the body shaming alone. The body type of the left + the alleged food intake in the diagram isn’t necessarily accurate nor the pinnacle of health. I’m all for humans eating more fruits and vegetables overall, but in my opinion this is a harmful and simplistic take. Associating all the foods on the right with that body type is harmful and reductive and perpetuates stereotypes that lead to eating disorders.