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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #18990 on: June 05, 2026, 07:13:45 PM »
Hi Bobby.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #18991 on: June 05, 2026, 08:22:47 PM »
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Guys......You do realise this dude above me is Bronq himself, yeah?
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Ah goddamnit  >:(
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while I’m sure he’s dumb and thirsty enough to text himself and post it for attention, not the case, and I guess everyone here would be super nice if you got the opportunity to talk to a pedophile 😂😂 I don’t feel bad for being a dickhead to bronq

post a clip dipshit
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #18992 on: June 05, 2026, 09:13:13 PM »
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Guys......You do realise this dude above me is Bronq himself, yeah?
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Ah goddamnit  >:(
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while I’m sure he’s dumb and thirsty enough to text himself and post it for attention, not the case, and I guess everyone here would be super nice if you got the opportunity to talk to a pedophile 😂😂 I don’t feel bad for being a dickhead to bronq
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post a clip dipshit
my account is like 3 years old and you can see my posts lol, I don’t need to post a clip, its already pretty obvious.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #18993 on: June 05, 2026, 09:23:39 PM »
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Guys......You do realise this dude above me is Bronq himself, yeah?
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Ah goddamnit  >:(
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while I’m sure he’s dumb and thirsty enough to text himself and post it for attention, not the case, and I guess everyone here would be super nice if you got the opportunity to talk to a pedophile 😂😂 I don’t feel bad for being a dickhead to bronq
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post a clip dipshit
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my account is like 3 years old and you can see my posts lol, I don’t need to post a clip, its already pretty obvious.
plus I’m sure at least a few reported me to mods, I’d be banned lmao, the mods have more common sense I guess? But yall gotta chill with this, cool if you didn’t like how I spoke to the fucker, but not that serious to try and focus my account. Seems dumb.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #18994 on: June 05, 2026, 11:00:06 PM »
You can’t get away from us can you Bobby?

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #18995 on: June 05, 2026, 11:18:49 PM »
the brody doth protest too much
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #18996 on: June 06, 2026, 08:26:05 AM »

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #18997 on: June 06, 2026, 09:13:29 AM »
Not pro but
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DZGGsBDh535/?igsh=NWFwM3d3dGV1d3Ju

Impossibly bad holy shit
I’m glad my screen time limit stopped IG after 20 seconds.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #18998 on: June 06, 2026, 09:20:24 AM »
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I’m glad my screen time limit stopped IG after 20 seconds.
I want to look hard as fuck. I know! I’ll flex at… Sunnyvale skatepark… with a Revive guy…

This dude deserves the atomic wedgie of a lifetime.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #18999 on: June 06, 2026, 09:37:02 AM »
Lol this was already posted but then you all got distracted by Animal Chinless. Let's focus on that Gary post instead shall we. Because it's really quite astonishingly bad.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #19000 on: June 06, 2026, 09:42:28 AM »
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I’m glad my screen time limit stopped IG after 20 seconds.
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I want to look hard as fuck. I know! I’ll flex at… Sunnyvale skatepark… with a Revive guy…

This dude deserves the atomic wedgie of a lifetime.
Yall haters better watch out, he gonna Mike V yall in the mouth

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #19001 on: June 06, 2026, 11:02:49 AM »
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I’m glad my screen time limit stopped IG after 20 seconds.
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I want to look hard as fuck. I know! I’ll flex at… Sunnyvale skatepark… with a Revive guy…

This dude deserves the atomic wedgie of a lifetime.
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Yall haters better watch out, he gonna Mike V yall in the mouth

wait he’s gonna be doin’ it in our mouths??

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #19002 on: June 06, 2026, 11:41:59 AM »
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I’m glad my screen time limit stopped IG after 20 seconds.
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I want to look hard as fuck. I know! I’ll flex at… Sunnyvale skatepark… with a Revive guy…

This dude deserves the atomic wedgie of a lifetime.
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Yall haters better watch out, he gonna Mike V yall in the mouth

That's doin' it
what quality posts do you have under your umbrella son of a bitch


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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #19003 on: June 06, 2026, 12:15:29 PM »
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MOSSISSEY
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #19004 on: June 06, 2026, 01:13:56 PM »
nice to see gary is still doing sketch comedy
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #19005 on: June 06, 2026, 01:59:25 PM »
Not pro but
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DZGGsBDh535/?igsh=NWFwM3d3dGV1d3Ju

Impossibly bad holy shit

When I see this kind of stuff, I always wonder about the person who's filming this.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #19006 on: June 06, 2026, 06:55:03 PM »
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When I see this kind of stuff, I always wonder about the person who's filming this.

You mean like "Are they a dues paying member of the American Society of Cinematographers?"

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #19007 on: June 06, 2026, 09:50:31 PM »
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When I see this kind of stuff, I always wonder about the person who's filming this.

“You be on that white boy shit. Nigga suck my dick” not even close to the beat of the song with Ricky glaser in the clip was….. odd

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #19008 on: June 06, 2026, 10:24:02 PM »
Not pro but
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DZGGsBDh535/?igsh=NWFwM3d3dGV1d3Ju

Impossibly bad holy shit
that's still better than anything Jereme Rogers has put out...

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #19009 on: June 06, 2026, 10:36:53 PM »
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that's still better than anything Jereme Rogers has put out...
no its not breh
not even close
Jeremy can make a post about waking up half past 8 or some shit and it be better then whatever that shit is

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #19010 on: June 06, 2026, 10:37:20 PM »
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that's still better than anything Jereme Rogers has put out...
Ricky Glazer is such a fuckin' suckerfish.  Grottiest vibe on earth.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #19011 on: June 07, 2026, 12:32:54 AM »
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that's still better than anything Jereme Rogers has put out...
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no its not breh
not even close
Jeremy can make a post about waking up half past 8 or some shit and it be better then whatever that shit is
i'm with the highena on that
that skinny motherfucker with the high voice

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #19012 on: June 07, 2026, 03:36:34 AM »
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that's still better than anything Jereme Rogers has put out...
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no its not breh
not even close
Jeremy can make a post about waking up half past 8 or some shit and it be better then whatever that shit is

He's got shings to do
what quality posts do you have under your umbrella son of a bitch


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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #19013 on: June 07, 2026, 04:18:41 AM »
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that's still better than anything Jereme Rogers has put out...
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no its not breh
not even close
Jeremy can make a post about waking up half past 8 or some shit and it be better then whatever that shit is
in terms of bars? Do you even have ears?

Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #19014 on: June 07, 2026, 05:59:34 AM »
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MOSSISSEY
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Luckily I wasn’t drinking anything when I read this.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #19015 on: June 07, 2026, 09:19:58 AM »
It seems like Gary wants to be satirical or some shit but isn’t smart enough to satire anything

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #19016 on: June 07, 2026, 09:47:21 AM »
It seems like Gary wants to be satirical or some shit but isn’t smart enough to satire anything

https://youtu.be/EKJHnNGBIBQ?si=YtncyX3ZfxkO9zk5

He tried and it was very bad

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #19017 on: June 07, 2026, 10:17:24 AM »
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It seems like Gary wants to be satirical or some shit but isn’t smart enough to satire anything
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https://youtu.be/EKJHnNGBIBQ?si=YtncyX3ZfxkO9zk5

He tried and it was very bad
damn, I thankfully had forgot about this, what a bummer to see it again. Painful watch

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #19018 on: June 07, 2026, 02:12:11 PM »
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that's still better than anything Jereme Rogers has put out...
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no its not breh
not even close
Jeremy can make a post about waking up half past 8 or some shit and it be better then whatever that shit is

Also going to strongly disagree with this. J Casanova’s 30 Thousand 100 Million song was so bad, but it’s still so good. It came out 15 or so years ago and we still remember it. Classic references and memorable bars. No lame cameos or skatepark back drop, just him in the basement. Didn’t have to use one of the most recognizable hip hop beats either. We’ll forget about Gary’s song by next week, hopefully.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #19019 on: June 07, 2026, 07:57:18 PM »
Not pro but
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DZGGsBDh535/?igsh=NWFwM3d3dGV1d3Ju

Impossibly bad holy shit
Being sincere…it’s things like this that bum me out and will make me not wanna go skate. Supposed to nice out all this week and now I’m gonna think of this bullshit before I leave the house. What the fuck man…