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[MFS]

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It seems like Gary wants to be satirical or some shit but isn’t smart enough to satire anything

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https://youtu.be/EKJHnNGBIBQ?si=YtncyX3ZfxkO9zk5

He tried and it was very bad

Holy hell! The comments on that are textboox skate industry toxic positivity.

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Got recommended some 2 hour Gary interview video on YouTube …some random guy glazing Gary in the intro made me not even interested in skimming through it,  landed on a part with him talking about his rap and how skaters need to take this shit back was pretty cringe

[thecomfortsofmadness]

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Not pro but
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DZGGsBDh535/?igsh=NWFwM3d3dGV1d3Ju

Impossibly bad holy shit

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Being sincere…it’s things like this that bum me out and will make me not wanna go skate. Supposed to nice out all this week and now I’m gonna think of this bullshit before I leave the house. What the fuck man…

Seriously, did this Barney just relate hitting a fart rock to yn’s blowing their pipes? Gary should quit all his day and night job’s and start over.

[h00man]

how tf Gary gonna do UGK like that? wtf

[Benicio El Toro]

Don't forget dre

[JuhJeffJones]

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Not pro but
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DZGGsBDh535/?igsh=NWFwM3d3dGV1d3Ju

Impossibly bad holy shit

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that's still better than anything Jereme Rogers has put out...

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no its not breh
not even close
Jeremy can make a post about waking up half past 8 or some shit and it be better then whatever that shit is

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Also going to strongly disagree with this. J Casanova’s 30 Thousand 100 Million song was so bad, but it’s still so good. It came out 15 or so years ago and we still remember it. Classic references and memorable bars. No lame cameos or skatepark back drop, just him in the basement. Didn’t have to use one of the most recognizable hip hop beats either. We’ll forget about Gary’s song by next week, hopefully.

Strongly, fuck both of their "Music".
It's like comparing literal feces to possible poison.
Why give either any credit.  Splitting hairs for no reason.

[gnidraobetaks]

The thing about Jcasanova is that you don’t have to tell him…

[roba]

plus this empty magnum wrapper should help you remember

[ThatIsNotCricket]

Don't forget dre

I don't think anyone's really forgot about dre as such. He's still the same OG; just been low key.

[Sandwich Marty]

Yuto should get back to focusing on skating before he goes full Jagger. Or is he too far gone? 

[blindfoldedhillbomb]

Yuto should get back to focusing on skating before he goes full Jagger. Or is he too far gone? 

Yuto will always be a sweet little angel who can do no wrong in my eyes.

Jagger on the other hand is one of the most unintentionally funny people in the skate world. He’s like your friend’s embarrassing dad. Zero self awareness with 150% confidence. 

[Atiba Applebum]

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Yuto should get back to focusing on skating before he goes full Jagger. Or is he too far gone? 

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Yuto will always be a sweet little angel who can do no wrong in my eyes.

Jagger on the other hand is one of the most unintentionally funny people in the skate world. He’s like your friend’s embarrassing dad. Zero self awareness with 150% confidence.

And the sponsor difference is worth noting

[TwisT]

you guys act like Yuto isn't just Jagger with better sponsors. Give Jagger an anti-hero board and suddenly he's Actually always been sick.

[skinnyankles]

That's a bad look. Keep gettin the bag, though.

[h00man]

yuto can do whatever the fuck he wants

(corny post though, but money is money)

[Benicio El Toro]

Last guy to do that drug mudd into a Thai restaurant

[DONT_CARE]

Last guy to do that drug mudd into a Thai restaurant

facts

[GnarAlarm]

you guys act like Yuto isn't just Jagger with better sponsors. Give Jagger an anti-hero board and suddenly he's Actually always been sick.

Pretty hot take, beyond both skating contests I don't think they're similar at all.

Most of the Jagger hate is because he acts like a chest pounding jock even worse than Nyjah, and he has awful style (wizard hands).
Yuto is typically pretty chill and has impeccable style.

EDIT - Also Jagger gives major MAGA vibes...

[layzieyez]

G-shocks are gangster. Yuto is killing it in the sponsor department.

Imagine if your entire country felt national pride for your ability to skateboard. I don’t think that’s an exaggeration for a two time gold medalist.

You can’t get any more minted than him.

[Weededed]

yuto can do whatever the fuck he wants

Viva La Yuto!

[PalaceButtPlug]

jagger is universally hated by the entire industry whereas yuto is universally loved.

It's not what you do, it's how you do it.

[Atiba Applebum]

G-shocks are gangster. Yuto is killing it in the sponsor department.

Imagine if your entire country felt national pride for your ability to skateboard. I don’t think that’s an exaggeration for a two time gold medalist.

You can’t get any more minted than him.

Spanly out here showing off his Chanel watch sponsorship today

[QixHexagon]

Yuto should get back to focusing on skating before he goes full Jagger. Or is he too far gone? 

"How many times, in the last 20 years.
I've lost count.
Pain, Frustration.
If I fall, I'm getting up."


Also, the first time the image loaded on my screen I read "You beat your wife" and I was WTF Yuto.

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

G-shock absolutely makes sense as a sponsor for him and I’m all for more watch brands sponsoring skaters (bar maybe Nixon) but I still maintain that Seiko absolutely fucked up losing Yuto; he should have been bumped to Grand Seiko after getting gold at the olympics … instead Seiko 5 gave him two pro models and then just let his contract expire?

[TwisT]

jagger is universally hated by the entire industry whereas yuto is universally loved.

It's not what you do, it's how you do it.

Receipts? anecdotes?

[Baby on Board]

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jagger is universally hated by the entire industry whereas yuto is universally loved.

It's not what you do, it's how you do it.

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Receipts? anecdotes?

Dawg he was on cariuma and heart supply

It’s not that hard to see he’s pretty unliked

Shotty management
Bad deals
MAGA vibes
Shitty style

[cornman]

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jagger is universally hated by the entire industry whereas yuto is universally loved.

It's not what you do, it's how you do it.

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Receipts? anecdotes?

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Dawg he was on cariuma and heart supply

It’s not that hard to see he’s pretty unliked

Shotty management
Bad deals
MAGA vibes
Shitty style

And the crew he skates with includes…. ?

[jgonzalez]

Dam that boy did come a long way huh. Wikipedia pic ain’t doing him no favors. Pulled a Louie Lopez in condensed time haha

Anyone else see spanly post his Chanel watch? Not lame per se but hammer for team handsome certified Dilf


Got the real doc martens on for this pic

[Bryanferry]

https://www.instagram.com/stories/brandonbiebel/3918049553975371152?utm_source=ig_story_item_share

Socks and shoes in a sauna just shows the level of insane biebel is. I was gonna post this last week but didn’t, since been in a sauna and couldn’t get it out of my head. Either that’s turned off or complete insanity

[HugeBodBoyle]

I looked at the watch to see how much they are on the Chanel site and they start at like, 8 grand. I hope he got a heavy bag for this. But also, good for him.